WOW MY NIGGA YOU'RE A DICK.

YOOOOO!!! THIS NIGGA FELL IN THE GAP BETWEEN THE 4 TRAIN AND THE PLATFORM AND GOT SMUSHED BY THE FUCKIN MECHANICAL GAP CLOSER JOINT!!! WOWWW SON, HOW DID YOU DO THAT? THAT'S WHY YOU SUPPOSED TO WATCH YOUR STEP WHEN YOU GET OFF THE FUCKIN TRAIN DICKHEAD. IF YOU WOULDA BEEN PAYIN ATTENTION INSTEAD OF LISTENIN TO THE FUCKIN CORNY ASS BEATLES (I BET MY SON THAT'S WHAT HE WAS LISTENIN TO) YOU WOULDN'T BE STUCK IN THAT METAL THING GETTIN YA RIBS CRUSHED IN HALF. NAHMEAN? YOU WOULDN'T BE SITTIN UP THERE WITH THE "IM SHITTIN A BABY WHALE OUT MY DICKHOLE." FACIAL. NIGGA LOOK LIKE KOBE IN THE FINALS...MY SON STILL GOT HIS IPOD ON THOUGH I BET HE WAS JAMMIN TO THE SHIT WHILE HIS INTERNAL ORGANS WAS GETTIN TURNED INTO CREPES. WHATEVER THIS NIGGA WAS LISTENIN TO I BET ANYTHING WHEN HE COMES OUT BELLEVUE (IF HE DOESN'T DIE LIKE A LIL BITCH) THAT SHIT IS GONNA MAKE HIM HAVE AUTOMATIC PANIC ATTACKS. SUPPOSEDLY THIS NIGGA IS CLINGIN TO LIFE IN THE HOSPI-TEE. OH AND THE POST SAYS HE WAS/IS AN ACTOR. BUT THIS IS NEW YORK CITY NIGGA, EVERYBODY'S A FUCKIN ACTOR. FUCK OUTTA HERE. HIS BIGGEST ROLE SO FAR IS "DICKHEAD NIGGA THAT WAS LISTENIN TO THIS GAY SHIT AND FELL OFF THE TRAIN AND GOT MADE INTO WHITE GUY TOSTONES"

FUNCTIONAL DRUG USERS

YO ONE OF MY NIGGAS IS WHAT SOME PEOPLE CALL A "FUNCTIONAL DRUG USER" IN OTHER WORDS THE NIGGA GOES ABOUT HIS DAILY LIFE WHILE HIGH AND IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. I ASKED THE NIGGA HOW HE DOES IT AND HE WAS JUST LIKE *SHRUG* "I DO"

REALLY? I CAN'T WAKE UP IN THE MORNING SMOKE A BLUNT AND EAT 5 STICKS AND A BOTTLE OF PAUL AND GO TO WORK LIKE ITS NOTHIN, MAYBE I'M NOT A MORNING PERSON BUT IF I GET FUCKED UP AS SOON AS I WAKE UP I'M GOIN RIGHT BACK TO BED B. FUCK ALL THAT OTHER SHIT. I CAN'T GET SMACKED AT 6AM B, I GOT SHIT TO DO. NIGGAS BE SMOKIN WEED THAT'S SO HIGH POWERED THE SHIT MAKES ME CROSSEYED THEN THEY GO WORK AT A FUCKIN DAYCARE CENTER HOLDIN 3 WEEK OLD BABIES & SHIT. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME I GOT HIGH AND SAW A BABY? I WAS SITTIN THERE SAYIN "YO THIS NIGGA IS LIKE A SMALL LITTLE HUMAN B!" OVER & OVER IN AMAZEMENT. FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO FACE A BLUNT AND DO WHAT I GOTTA DO THE SHIT GOTTA BE SOME 1997 WEED B. THIS NEW AGE WEED THAT SMELL LIKE PINE NUTS AND CLEARASIL IS ONLY GOOD FOR ME GETTIN SMACKED, IGNORING MY PHONE AND PLAYIN VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHIN LIL B VIDEOS AND LAUGHIN MY EYELASHES OFF.

FORGET PILLS B, MAYBE I CAN EAT A PERC OR 2 AND BE GOOD BUT IMAGINE GOIN TO WORK ON UDD STICKS? NIGGA I WOULD WALK UP IN THAT BITCH 125 MINUTES LATE AND ASK MY BOSS IF SHE FARTED CUZ SOMETHIN SMELLS LIKE SHIT. THEN I WOULD GO TO MY DESK AND WATCH PORN AND BE ON TWITTER ALL DAY WRITIN RECKLESS SHIT ABOUT NIGGAS I WANNA KILL AND OTHER THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T WRITE ABOUT AT WORK.

I WORKED AT AN OFFICE JOB AT 3WFC (RIP!) WITH THIS DUDE WHO WAS THERE EVERY DAY AT 5AM DOIN ANTHILLS OF COKE WHEN IT WAS JUST ME AND HIM. I WAS LIKE "YO MY NIGGA I DON'T EVEN WANNA DRINK ORANGE JUICE THIS EARLY CUZ ITS TOO REAL FOR ME, HOW THE FUCK YOU SITTIN HERE BLOWIN POWDER KEGS UP YOUR NASAL LIKE THAT?" DUDE JUST SMILED AND SAID "ITS A PICK ME UP" SO ONE DAY I BROKE NIGHT AND WAS DESTROYED, I TRIED IT AND WAS RUNNIN AROUND MY JOB LIKE A SHREW ON METH MY NIGGA. TAKIN CIGARETTE BREAKS EVERY 10 MINUTES AND TALKIN TO MY BOSS ABOUT HOW I WAS GONNA START MY OWN DESIGN STUDIO AND BE RICH BY 25, AND OTHER ASSORTED COKE DREAMS HE DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT. CUZ YOU KNOW NIGGAS BE HAVIN THOSE COKE DREAMS (REFER TO HOW TO DO DRUGS PT1...OR 2 I DON'T REMEMBER.) WHERE THEY GONNA DO BIG THINGS.

ANYWAY, IF YOU CAN DO MAD DRUGS AND GO TO WORK MORE POWER TO YOU MY BREDREN, CUZ I MOST DEFINETLY CAN'T DO THAT SHIT. I PREFER TO DO MY NARCOTICS AFTER WORK WHILE I WATCH KNICKS GAMES IN MY SNUGGIE GETTIN A BLOWJOB.

FYDL: DONTCHA KNOW IM THE GODFATHAAASOOOUUULLL AAHHH!!

YO PAY HOMAGE TO THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE. NONE OF YALL RAPPIN ASS NIGGAS WOULD BE RAPPIN IF IT WASN'T FOR MY SON JB.

REASONS TO DUMP A NIGGA

I'M NOT SEXIST B, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE FEMALES AND I EVEN GOT A WIFE THAT I ONLY BEAT UP LIKE ONCE EVERY 3 MONTHS. (IM PLAYIN ITS MORE LIKE EVERY 6 MONTHS) SO IMA COME UP WITH REASONS TO DUMP A NIGGA FOR FEMALES. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER DUMPED A NIGGA CUZ I DON'T FUCK WITH THE D'S INSIDE B'S LIKE THAT. BUT I BEEN DUMPED BEFORE (I KNOW ITS HARD TO BELIEVE) SO I GUESS I KINDA GOT AN IDEA OF WHY YOU SHOULD DEAD A NIGGA FROM EATIN THE HAM SANDWICH.



1) THE NIGGA IS WILD LAZY: IF THIS NIGGA WON'T EVEN ROLL OVER TO FUCK YOU THEN HE'S TOO LAZY AND YOU CAN BE OUT. YOU GOTTA EXPECT THIS THOUGH CUZ NIGGAS IN GENERAL IS LAZY AND IF THEY NOT THAT MEANS THEY REALLY LIKE YOU OR THEY GAY AND THEY JUST WANNA HAVE A BABY AND THEN COME OUT THE CLOSET. SO IF YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR SHOES ALPHABETIZED THEN DON'T GET PREGNANT. IF THE NIGGA REALLY LIKES YOU AND YOU DUMP HIM BE CAREFUL CUZ HE'S FINNA KILL YOU AND/OR YOUR CAT OD GRUESOMELY.


2) HE'S FUCKIN OTHER BITCHES: I'M SAYIN YOU COULD PROBABLY FORGIVE HIM? NIGGAS ALWAYS WANT NEW PUSSY, IT DON'T MEAN YOUR PUSSY WAS WACK BUT IMAGINE EATING YOUR FAVORITE MEAL EVERYDAY FOREVER, I LOVE MY MOMS CHICKEN BUT IF I HAD TO EAT IT EVERYDAY I WOULD ASSASSINATE THAT NIGGA MAMI. I GUESS YOU COULD LEAVE THOUGH. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO.


3) HE NEVER MAKES TIME FOR YOU: IF THIS NIGGA IS ALWAYS AND FOREVER WITH HIS NIGGAS OR "WORKING" OR DOING SOME NEXT SHIT THEN YOU CAN BOUNCE ON HIM WITH NO REMORSE. UNLESS THE NIGGA IS IN IRAQ OR SOME SHIT IN WHICH CASE HE'S FUCKIN STUPID CUZ ONLY STUPID NIGGAS SIGN UP TO GET SHOT AT BY NIGGAS IN SANDALS WHO WANNA DIE AND BEEN SHOOTIN AK'S AT GOATS SINCE 4 YEARS OLD. BUT I GUESS YOU SHOULD AT LEAST WAIT FOR THE NIGGA TO GET BACK FROM WHATEVER SHITHOLE HE'S AT TO DEAD HIM. IF YOU NEVER SEE THE NIGGA ANYWAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL.


4) YOU GAVE HIM DRUGS TO SELL AND HE ATE THEM ALL AND BROUGHT YOU BACK 3% OF WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING YOU BACK: THIS IS AN ILL BETRAYAL AND I KNOW THAT BUT STILL, I WAS TYPE BROKE AT THE TIME AND HAD ALOTTA TIME ON MY HANDS SO IT WAS LIKE "DUH" IMA EAT THESE PILLS, AND DRINK THESE BEERS, IMA GIVE NIGGAS PILLS IN EXCHANGE FOR WEED ETC ETC ETC, I GOT A FUN PASS SO IT'S GOIN DOWN...SO YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DEADED ME...HIM...YOU SHOULDNT...IM SAYIN YEAH YOU SHOULD DEAD THE NIGGA...BECAUSE OF SOME SHIT LIKE THIS.



5) HE BEATS YOU UP: I GOT A SISTER AND IF HER BOYFRIEND BEAT HER UP I WOULD PROBABLY BREAK THAT NIGGAS EYELID BONES. IF A NIGGA IS BEATING YOU UP CONSISTENTLY YOU SHOULD BOUNCE. BUT DON'T GET HYPE AND THINK YOU CAN PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER THE NIGGA LIKE FUCKIN MAYWEATHER AND THE NIGGA HAS TO SIT THERE LIKE THIS FUCKIN PUSSY ASS NIGGA RIGHT HERE. BE ADVISED MOST HOOD NIGGAS WILL SMACK A CHICKEN WING OUTTA YOU ONE GOOD TIME. SO IF YOU GONNA HANDLE A NIGGA GET PREPARED FOR THE SOLO HOME RUN. ON A SERIOUS TIP THOUGH I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU IF A NIGGA IS HANDLIN YOU FOR NO REASON THEN BE OUT.



WOW THIS IS BASICALLY A "WHY MERO GOT DUMPED" LIST B. THIS IS EMBARRASSING...I NEVER BEAT A BITCH UP THOUGH. NEVER! I HAD ONE EX I HAD TO SMACK ONCE CUZ SHE TRIED TO STAB ME CUZ SHE WAS CREEPIN AND I FOUND OUT AND I WAS LIKE "AIGHT I'M OUT" HOW BACKWARDS IS THAT? I CATCH YOU DOIN DIRT AND YOU TRY TO PUT A SKEWER IN A NIGGA WHEN HE TRY TO LEAVE? SMH. SHORTY WAS BAD THOUGH. SUPER BAD LIKE DRAWIN PENISES AND FUCKIN EMMA STONE. I WAS DOIN ME ON THE SIDE THOUGH BUT ITS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER B.

REASONS TO DUMP A BITCH

YO I KNOW SOME OF YOU NIGGAS ARE WITH A BORING BITCH AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DUMP SHORTY WITHOUT LOOKIN LIKE THE ILL PENIS. HERE'S SOME LEGITIMATE REASONS TO BREAK UP WITH THIS BROAD B, IF SHE ASKS YOU YOU CAN SHOW HER THIS CUZ IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET ITS TRUE FACTS. (I READ THAT ON WIKIPEDIER)


1) SHE TALKS TOO MUCH: YO IDK ABOUT YOU BUT SOMETIMES I NEED A MOMENT OF SILENCE. WHAT DO GIRLS TALK ABOUT ALL DAY? ITS LIKE 4 THINGS I CAN THINK ABOUT TALKIN ABOUT ALL DAY. LIKE 4 MAIN IDEAS B AND EVERYTHING ELSE FALLS INTO THOSE CATEGORIES, BITCHES BE HAVIN LIKE 148 THESIS STATEMENTS B. I CAN'T TALK ABOUT ONE SONG FOR 45 MINUTES BITCH FUCK OUT MY FAAAACE! YOU BLOWIN MINE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SISTER NOT PAYIN FOR THAT ONE DRINK WHEN WE WENT OUT WHY YOU TRYNA HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT THATS LONGER THAN RICK ROSS TITTIES?



2) SHE LISTENS TO ANNOYING MUSIC MAD LOUD: YO THERES MEDICAL RESEARCH THAT PROVES THAT LISTENIN TO WACK MUSIC MAKES YOUR DICK SHRINK AND YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE GO UP. THATS WHY THE BITCH THAT WAS MARRIED TO PAUL MCARTNEY LEG FELL OFF. IT ALSO MAKES YOU HAVE CANCER...AIGHT NOW STOP HER FROM READIN THIS PART AND BE LIKE "SEE, I TOLD YOU!" NOW YOU CAN DEAD HER CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH AND IF SHE'S LIKE "NO" YOU CAN BE LIKE...



3) SHE'S SELFISH: YO IT'S 2 PEOPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUDDY, IF SHE'S ALL ABOUT HERSELF YOU KNOW SHE WRONG. "MERO HOW DO I KNOW IF SHE'S SELFISH?" DUH NIGGA, IF YOU AIN'T GETTING TOP, SELFISH. IF YOU NEVER EAT A HOME COOKED MEAL, SELFISH. IF SHE DOES THE LAUNDRY AND FOLD ALL HER SHIT AND PUT IT AWAY AND THROW YOUR SHIT ON THE FLOOR, SELFISH. IF SHE SHIT WHILE YOU BRUSHIN YA TEETH, #POW SELFISH. SO YOU COULD JUST WRITE ALL THIS SHIT DOWN AND START FAKE CRYIN & SHIT AND BE LIKE "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE" THEN TAKE OUT YOUR LIL PAPER AND READ IT...CUZ YOU POSED TO WRITE DOWN HOW SHE BEIN SELFISH.


4) SHE NEVER WEARS HEELS (EVER): BITCH GET WITH THE PROGRAM, ARE YOU 6? EVEN BABY TOM CRUISE WEARS HEELS MY G. LETS BE SERIOUS, WHY YOU GO EVERYWHERE IN FUCKIN FLIPFLOPS AND SOME BALLET SLIPPER LOOKIN SHITS? *THROWS YOUR SPACE AGE PUMAS IN THE GARBAGE* FUCK OUTTA HERE MA. PUT ON SOME HEELS THAT PUSH YOUR CHEEKS UP. IM NOT SAYIN WE GOTTA GO TO IHOP ON A SUNDAY IN THESE JOINTS BUT IM SAYIN ACT LIKE YOU KNOW HOW TO NOT LOOK LIKE A ARABIAN MATH TEACHER IN GERMAN DYKE SHOES.



5) SHE TAKES UP THE WHOLE BED: IF YOU GOT A QUEEN SIZE BED AND YOU MAKE A 180 DEGREE ROLL AND FALL OFF THE BED SHE TAKIN UP TOO MUCH OF THE BED B. IF SHE SLEEPIN LIKE SHE'S SKYDIVIN AND YOU SLEEPIN LIKE COUNT DRACULA IN A ELEVATOR SHAFT THEN SHE NEED TO GO. CUZ LACK OF SLEEP LEADS TO PULMONARY DISEASE AND DYSENTERY.



6) IF SHE CAN'T EVEN MAKE ONE THING IN THE KITCHEN EVEN WITH A RECIPE: IF THE BITCH CAN'T MAKE RAMEN THAT IS A PERFECTLY VALID REASON TO DREW BREES OUTTA THERE. WHAT IF YOU DON'T WANNA COOK? IM SAYIN I'M DOMINICAN SO I GET BUSY IN THE KITCHEN NO MO, BUT I'M SAYIN NIGGA STOVES IS HOT AND MAKIN FOOD IS A PAIN IN THE ASS MOST THE TIME. YOU DO IT! OH YOU CAN'T? AIGHT PEACE GOD.


7) SHE'S OD DRAMATIC: IF THIS BITCH IS ALWAYS FIGHTIN WITH SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET AND IS ALWAYS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE AT HER JOB/SCHOOL/YOGA CLASS/DOGFIGHT OR WHATEVER HOW LONG YOU THINK TILL YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET INVOLVED? AGAIN, PERFECT REASON. "YO I'M TRYNA LIVE A NORMAL LIFE MA I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SASHA BUYIN THE SAME SHOES AS YOU AND YOU THINKIN SHE'S A STUPID BITCH CUZ SHE SAID SHE AIN'T LIKE EM WHEN YOU WORE EM"...THEN YOU BOUNCE.



LUCKY 7 MY NIGGAS IMA GO DRINK SOME HERBAL TEA AND LISTEN TO COMMON. PEACE!!



HAHA YEAH RIGHT IM BOUT TO EAT SOME PATELITOS AND LISTEN TO OMEGA, I'M FEELIN EXTRA DR TODAY. SQUALLA ATCHA BOY.

@THEKIDMERO

AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM

FAMOUS PEOPLE BREAKING UP THIS IS HUGE NEWS

OH YO GUESS WHAT SOME OTHER CELEBRITIES BROKE UP OH SHIT BIG NEWS. YO I ACTUALLY GET GLAD WHEN I SEE FAMOUS PEOPLE BREAK UP CUZ I LIKE WATCHING RICH NIGGAS BE SAD, YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ I AIN'T RICH. THAT'S WHY. SO FUCK YOU IF YOU RICH (UNLESS YOU WANNA GIVE ME MONEY CUZ IF YOU DO THEN I TAKE IT BACK.)

ANYWAY, YAHOO TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT SO OBVIOUSLY 609839874 MILLION TRILLION NIGGAS SAW IT AND CARE. I DON'T CARE, WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS MAKIN MONEY. OBVIOUSLY THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET A BITCH LIKE EVA LONGORIA TO LET YOU PUT YOUR PP IN HER JOINT. LOOK AT TONY PARKER B, THAT NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A FRENCH MEERKAT B. HOW YOU A NIGGA LOOKIN LIKE AN EARLY PRIMATE NEWBORN SQUIRREL? NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A BADGER WITH BABY CHEEKS. YOU CAN'T FUCK THE BITCH FROM DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES LOOKIN LIKE A GAY SUGAR GLIDER WITH A GEORGE MICHAEL BEARD AND BE A MANAGER AT BEST BUY OR SOME OTHER REGULAR ASS SHIT. THAT SHIT IS NOT HAPPENIN.

SO BASICALLY THE SECRET TO FUCKIN FAMOUS BITCHES IS TO BE A WEALTHY MARSUPIAL THAT CAN SHOOT FREE THROWS.

LIFE...(LIFE LIFE) I WONDER...WILL IT TAKE ME UNDER?

YO I KNOW ITS KINDA LAME TO JUST SIT AROUND HOPIN TO BE RICH AND NOT REALLY HUSTLIN BUT I ALSO THINK ITS WORSE TO HUSTLE MAD HARD TO GET RICH THEN BARELY MAKE IT THERE BY 40 AND OD ON COCAINE WHEN IM 42. SO IMA JUST KEEP WRITIN MY LITTLE BLOG ON SOME NONCHALANT SHIT AND HOPEFULLY SOMEBODY FAMOUS READ THE SHIT ONE DAY AND BE LIKE "THIS NIGGA IS FUNNY IMA PUT HIM IN A COUPLE MUSIC VIDEOS & SHIT AND HE COULD BE IN MY ENTOURAGE"...AWWW SHIT NIGGA!! *HARLEM SHAKE* I DON'T EVEN CARE IF ITS SOME CORNY NIGGA LIKE NELLY OR MC HAMMER OR SOME SHIT. I'LL BE IN THE YOUTUBE INTERVIEW VIDEOS WIT MAD (LEGAL!) FIREARMS AND MAD (LEGAL!) WEED (I'LL SHOW NIGGAS MY WEED CARD) TALKIN MAD SHIT.

NIGGAS AIN'T READY FOR ME.

I'LL BE THE MOST SELFISH, IGNANT, ARROGANT DICKHEAD NIGGA IN THE GALAXY. SO I GUESS IT'S GOOD THAT I DON'T GET FAMOUS CUZ NIGGAS DON'T REALLY WANNA SEE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF ME WITH A BUNCH OF NUDE FEMALES WITH FAKE TITS DRINKIN MOUNTAIN DEW AND COURVOISIER, WIT MY SON IN A BABY SEAT EATIN COOKIES, PLAYIN XBOX SO HIGH I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY FINGERS SO I GIVE UP ON THAT AND JUST START TALKIN ABOUT HOW EVERYBODY IS FUCKIN WACK IF THEY DON'T FUCK WITH ME THEN SMACKIN ONE OF THE NUDE FEMALES ON THE TITTY AND BEIN LIKE "I CAN DO THAT CUZ I'M THAT NIGGA" BEFORE PASSING OUT. MATTERFACT LET'S KEEP THIS BLOG A SECRET JUST BETWEEN ME AND ALL 58 OF Y'ALL (I HAD 59 LAST WEEK! FUCK YOU DESERTER!) SO THAT WAY I DON'T OD ON PILLS AND NOT EVEN GET MENTIONED IN THE NEWSPAPER.

NAH FUCK THAT I WANNA BE RICH!!! FUCK THAT!!! YO MY NIGGA I LIVE IN THE BRONX!! I LOVE THE BRONX BUT CAN I HAVE A HOUSE IN RIVERDALE OR SOME SHIT?! I MEAN I'LL STILL COME VISIT NIGGAS IN ALL MY SPOTS BUT DAMN NIGGA CAN I HAVE A POOL?! AN IN HOME GYM THAT I'LL NEVER USE?! LIKE 4 BENZOS?! AND BY BENZOS I MEAN CARS, I ALREADY GOT 4 OF THE OTHER KIND OF BENZOS...CAN I HAVE A DEBIT CARD I CAN JUST USE WITHOUT NEVER CALLIN TO CHECK THE BALANCE? OR WHEN I CALL TO CHECK THE BALANCE IT JUST PLAYS THIS CUZ I GOT IT LIKE THAT? FUCK BEIN BROKE SHIT IS WILD ASS!! FUUCKCKC$n0IH$Ih@!!! NIGGA LISTEN!! IF YOU BROKE!! TELL ME BEIN BROKE AIN'T GARBAGE?! NIGGA WHEN I WAS GROWIN UP WE WAS BROKE AS FUCK AND ITS COOL CUZ IT MADE ME NOT BE GREEDY AND I LEARNED TO SHARE AND SHIT LIKE THAT BUT NIGGA FUCK THAT IM GROWED UP I NEED SOME BREAD!! KANYE READ MY BLOG AND SIGN ME TO YOUR LABEL TO DO SKITS!! YOU HEARD?! (IM SCREAMIN THIS RITE NOW.) HOLLA AT ME SOMEBODY RICH!! FUCK B. THIS IS LIKE THROWIN A MESSAGE INTO THE OCEAN IN A FUCKIN BOTTLE. NOT EVEN IN A BOTTLE SON CUZ AT LEAST IN A BOTTLE ITS A ONE IN A BILLION CHANCE SOMEBODY GONNA GET THE SHIT. MAN FUCK THIS SHIT IM JUMPIN OFF THE GWB!!



NAH CHILL YOU WILDIN I AINT GOIN OUT LIKE THAT. LONG AS THERES WEED, BEER, AND RICE & BEANS IM CA$H. I'LL TEETEE YALL NIGGAS LATER. JUST HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST REAL QUICK.


YO ALSO ITS MAD FUNNY HOW NAS SAYS "LOIFE IS LOIKE A DOICE GHAAAAAYME" IN THAT JOINT UP THERE.

NEW GUY IN THE HOOD

YO SOMETIMES YOU MOVE B. I DONT THINK I KNOW ANYONE THAT LIVED IN ONE APARTMENT/HOUSE/CABIN/CONDO/BOX THEY WHOLE LIFE. THE SHIT IS, WHEN YOU MOVE, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY AND IF YOU AN OUTSIDE NIGGA IT'S HARD TO ADJUST AND MAKE FRIENDS (THAT SOUNDS WILD CORNY BUT THATS BASICALLY WHAT YOU TRYNA DO). SO IMA GIVE YALL SOME POINTERS ON WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU MOVE INTO A NEW HOOD.



1) DON'T JUST GO UP TO NIGGAS AND TRY TO SHAKE HANDS ON SOME OBAMA SHIT. YOU AIN'T OBAMA. YOU LOOKIN LIKE A SNITCH RIGHT NOW IF WE ALL STANDIN HERE SMOKIN A BLUNT AND YOU JUMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CYPH WITH YA LIL GIRLY MOUTH MAD EXCITED LIKE YOU ABOUT TO START POP LOCKIN. STOP THAT. IF YOU DO THIS YOU FUCKED UP AND ITS IRREVERSIBLE SO JUST STAY IN YOUR CRIB AND PLAY CRASH BANDICOOT NIGGA CUZ YOU CAN'T COME OUTSIDE NO MORE.



2) APPROACH NIGGAS WHEN THEY AINT DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL AND INTRODUCE YASELF, NOT IN A CORNY WAY LIKE ITS A JOB INTERVIEW, IN A SMOOTH WAY LIKE "YO WHATS SHAKIN B? I JUST MOVED IN TO 600, YOU NIGGAS SMOKIN?/DRINKIN?/WHATEVERIN?" PRODUCE A BLUNT, PRODUCE A BOTTLE OF PAUL MASSON OR SUMTHIN. MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL. IF YOU'RE A NERD NIGGA DON'T TRY THIS APPROACH, MATTERFACT IF YOU'RE A NERD JUST STAY IN THE HOUSE CUZ CHILLIN WITH A BUNCH OF DEGENERATE HOODLUMS OUTSIDE IS PROLLY NOT YOUR SPEED AND NIGGAS WILL CUT ASS ON YOU LIKE YOU PRECIOUS WALKIN UP THE BLOCK EATIN A SNACK BOX



3)DON'T COME OUT DOLO, BRING SOME OF YOUR DUDES FROM YOUR OLD HOOD IF POSSIBLE. START YOUR OWN SHIT WHERE YOU PLAN ON CHILLIN AND NIGGAS WILL GRAVITATE TOWARDS YOU PAUSE. IM SAYIN IF YOU WANNA MAKE FRIENDS IN A NON KINDERGARTEN WAY THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO WALK UP TO NIGGAS AND BE LIKE "HI IM JOHNNY!! WANNA PLAY CATCH?" YOU WILL GET JUMPED IMMEJUTLY. OR LAUGHED TO PIECES WHICH IS WORSE SOMETIMES. SHAME LASTS FOREVER MY G.



4) DON'T COME OUT LOOKIN CRAZY MY NIGGA, IF YOU COME OUT LOOKIN LIKE RAINBOW EYELASH ASHTON KUTCHER DRESSED AS SHOCK G DRESSED AS HUMPTY THEN NIGGAS WILL SHUN YOUR WHOLE FACIAL SLIME. DON'T COME OUT LOOKIN LIKE FUCKIN TREY SONGZ IN CONCERT WIT MAD CHAPSTICK ON EITHER NIGGA, RELAX, DON'T TRY TO BE THE SHINIEST NIGGA OUT YOU'RE JUST TRYNA CHILL YOU NOT TRYNA FUCK ONE OF THESE GUYS...AND IF YOU'RE A FEMALE AND YOU ARE TRYNA FUCK ONE OF THESE GUYS THEN YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO READ ANY OF THIS YOU JUST NEED TO SHOW UP AND SAY YOUR NAME. NOT EVEN IN A SENTENCE, JUST WALK UP TO A GROUP OF NIGGAS AND BE LIKE "JESSICA"...AND YOU'RE IN.



5) FEMALES HATE OTHER FEMALES WHEN THEY'RE BOTH ALPHA FEMALES. THERE'S ALWAYS SEVERAL BETA BITCHES AND ONE ALPHA BITCH. THE BETA BITCH IS THE ONE WITH THE LEAST AMMOUNT OF REAL HAIR THAT DON'T SAY MUCH UNLESS IT'S AN AFFIRMATIVE TO THE ALPHA BITCH. SO EVALUATE YASELF, IF YOU AN ALPHA BITCH JUST HANG OUT WITH DUDES CUZ IF YOU TRY TO STEAL ANOTHER ALPHA BITCHES BETA CLIQUE THEN IT'S GONNA BE PROBLEMS...AND YOU'RE GONNA BE "THE NEW BITCH THAT NIGGAS RAN A TRAIN ON AT JONJON'S PARTY THAT BITCH IS A SMUT I HEARD SHE GOT 2 RETARDED BABIES WITH NO EYELIDS AND HER BABY DADDY IS IN JAIL FOR MOLESTING HER PARAKEET AND WEARIN PANTYHOSES WHILE HE DRIVE THE BUS ETC ETC ETC MAD OTHER FUCKED UP SHIT." IF YOU A BETA BITCH LOCATE AN ALPHA BITCH AND COMPLIMENT HER SHOES. BINGO.



6) UNLESS YOU GOIN FROM URBAN TO SUBURBAN THERE'S NO NEED TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR OLD HOOD MY G. LIKE NORE SAID "BEEN TO YOUR HOOD, NIGGAS AIN'T THAT GANGSTA, YALL NIGGAS OVERRATED" WHICH BASICALLY APPLIES TO EVERYWHERE UBRAN-URBAN...UNLESS YOU JUST MOVED HERE FROM A MINEFIELD IN THE WEST BANK OR BOSNIA OR SOME SHIT WHERE NIGGAS EAT BABY HEADS AND DRINK CAMEL PISS CUZ THERE'S NO WATER. IF YOU GOIN FROM SUBURBAN TO URBAN BRAGGIN ABOUT YOUR OLD HOOD WILL GET YOU AT LEAST LAUGHED AT AND AT MOST HUNG OFF A FIRE ESCAPE LIKE A DOMINICAN FLAG IN THE HEIGHTS.



GOOD LUCK BRASI.

FYDL: THE INFAMOUS

WHATS POPPIN, YO TODAY I WOKE UP WITH THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD SO TODAY IS MOBB DAY. ALSO, PRODIGY > ANY RAPPER. #POW




THE KID WIT THE GOD U, LET ALL MY GODS COME THRU LIVE NIGGAS, ON THE SIDEA THE BAR YOU GET SMACKED BOO! I DON'T RECOMEND LISTENIN TO THIS WHILE YOU DRIVE CUZ IN THE WORDS OF P YOU MIGHT "DO A BUCK OFFA MY SHIT AND WRAP YA AUDI"



NYPD, NEW YORK PRICKS & DICKS THEY CANT STOP OUR FLOSS...YO CORMEGA RAN THRU THIS BEAT B.




SPECIAL DELIVER SENDIN SHOTS THRU YA AC VIGOR! CLASSIC MOBB, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS JOINT OFF "HELL ON EARTH" IF YOU DON'T YOU LATE AND SHOULD STOP LISTENIN TO HIPHOP BUT YOU'RE WELCOME


SEE YALL NIGGAS NEXT TIME

WHATS A HO RESUME LOOK LIKE?

WAS ON CARALIBRO AND SEEN ONE OF MY NIGGAS HAD THIS AS HIS STATUS


IDONTBLOWUPGOVERNMENTNAMESBOSS...thinks it's bugged out how many whores I know who talk shit about other girls being whores. I can guarantee out of the girls who like this status at least two will be whores themselves


WHICH MADE ME THINK INSIDE MY HEAD, WHAT MAKES A FEMALE A "WHORE?" ON SOME G SHIT CAN SOMEONE TELL ME?


I WOULD TALK TO FEMALES ON SOME CANDID SHIT AND IF I SAID I WAS WITH A SHORTY LAST NIGHT, MET HER AT XYZ KICKED IT AND SMASHED CHEEKS, THE AUTOMATIC FEMALE RESPONSE IS "WHAT A WHORE!" "WHAT A SLUT!" WORD? WHY? WHAT YOU TRYNA SAY ABOUT ME? IF A BITCH MEETS BRAD PITT AT A FUCKIN LITTLE LEAGUE GAME AND SUCKS THE NIGGAS DICKBALLS THAT'S WILD POPPIN LIKE "OH SHIT! HI5!" BUT MERO MET A BITCH AT A BAR AND SMASHED SO SHE'S A SLUT? THAT'S OD INSULTING RIGHT NOW MA! YOU FOR REAL? ALSO, WHY SHE GOTTA BE A WHORE? SHE WAS TRYNA GET A NUT, I WAS TRYNA GET A NUT, WE HELPED EACHOTHER OUT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? THIS SLUT STIGMA SHIT IS STOPPIN MAD NIGGAS FROM GETTING PUSSY AND THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP B.

WHY GAY DUDES GO TO A GAY CLUB AND WEAR A SPECIAL FLOWER HAT THAT LETS OTHER NIGGAS KNOW THEY WANNA A D IN THE B AND A SPECIAL HANKY TO LET NIGGAS KNOW THEY WANT NIGGAS TO PISS ON THEY FOREHEAD WITH A DILDO IN THEY CHEEKS? WHY CAN'T FEMALES DO THAT WITH NIGGAS? NOT ON SOME CORNY BLUES CLUES SHIT BUT JUST BE LIKE "YO I'M FEELIN YOU LETS FUCK" YOU KNOW HOW EASY LIFE WOULD BE? YOU KNOW HOW LOW CRIME WOULD BE? YOU KNOW HOW MANY LAMBORGHINIS WOULD GO UNSOLD?

FEMALES IS FUCKIN IT UP FOR OTHER FEMALES BY CALLIN EACHOTHER SLUTS B. YOU SUCKED A NIGGAS DICK SO YOU A SLUT? THE BITCH THAT JUST CALLED YOU A SLUT JUST LAST NIGHT WAS DOING THE ASS UP FINGER IN THE BUTT BJ SWAG WITH SOME NIGGA...JUST LAST NIGHT B. I SEENT IT. I DON'T EVEN THINK TEXTBOOK DEFINITION WHORES ARE WHORES. THEY JUST SELLIN THEY PRODUCT, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE PUSSINGTON. I'M SURPRISED MORE FEMALES DON'T SELL BAGINA FOR A LIVING, IF THAT SHIT WAS LEGAL A BITCH WOULD BE PRESIDENT AND THE WHOLE CONGRESS WOULD BE BITCHES CUZ NIGGAS WOULD BE BROKE AS FUCK BUYING PUSSY AND COMPLAININ ABOUT THE PRICE LIKE ITS NEWPORTS. THE MOST RAGGEDY ANN MONIQUE MUSTACHE LOOKIN BITCHES BE CHARGIN 3 DIGITS FOR NIGGAS TO BEAT, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR MA, YOU COULD PROBABLY CHARGE A STACK. YOU SEE THE BITCH SPITZER FUCKED? THAT BITCH IS A 7.5 AND SHE WAS GETTIN HONDA CIVIC MONEY FOR 20 MINUTE BLOWJOBS.

STOP CALLIN EACHOTHER SLUTS ITS NOT NICE AND YOU CB'IN MAD NIGGAS INDIRECTLY. THAT'S A VIOLATION.

FYDL: INSTRUMENTALS

HERE'S SOME INSTROS FOR YOU TO BLAZE TO. HOLLA AT MY EMAIL AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM BREDREN THE TWITTER TOO @THEKIDMERO HELP ME GET MY SHIT LIVE. I'M TRYNA GET TO 1000 FOLLOWERS OFF THE STRENGTH.




BUCKWILD IS OD SLEPT ON. THIS CD OF REMIXES IS BANANAS.






ANOTHER BUCKWILD JOINT OFF THIS CD WHICH WAS FUCKIN CRACK






BEATMINERZ ALSO HAD JOINTS, THIS SMIF N WESSUN JOINT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES, I WAS GONNA POST THE WHOLE SONG BUT THIS IS STRICTLY INSTROS SO IMA KEEP IT INSTRO.



I GOT SHIT TO DO MY NIGGAS I'LL HOLLA!

MICHAEL JORDAN IS A FUCKIN STUPID DICKHEAD FUCKFACE ASSHOLE

YO THIS FUCKIN ASSHOLE BITCH COWARD RECENTLY SAID IN AN INTERVIEW HE COULD "DEFINETLY SCORE 100 POINTS IN TODAYS NBA" IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS? EVERYBODY THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS I HATE THIS NIGGA, LOGICALLY IM A KNICKS FAN FROM THE DAYS WHEN STARKS HAD A FLAT TOP...SO I DON'T THINK THIS NIGGA IS THE BEST THAT EVER DID IT OR HIS AIRNESS OR WHATEVER. FUCK THAT NIGGA. OL UNDERWEAR SELLIN ASS DRUNK NIGGA. THIS NIGGA SELLS DRAWZ IDK IF YALL KNOW THAT. NIGGA BEEN SELLIN MENS DRAWZ FOR A DECADE. FUCK THIS NIGGA. STILL I FELT NO REASON TO REALLY GO IN ON THIS NIGGA TILL HE SAID THAT ASININE STATEMENT. DUDE IS SO ARROGANT ITS CRAZY, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NIGGAS SUCK YOU WILD OD HARD FOR BEING AN OKAY BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH YOUR OWN SHOE.


THIS NIGGA IS LIKE KANYE WITH A PIRATE EARRING ON. GET THIS NIGGA OUTTA HERE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE, NIGGA LOOKS LIKE HE JUST CAME OFF THE SLAVE SHIPS B, NO SHAPEUP, NIGGA PROLLY SMELLED TERRIBLE. THEN THE NIGGA DID A CARTOON MOVIE LIKE A FUCKIN CORNBALL. DID YOU HEAR THIS GUYS HALL OF FAME SPEECH? NIGGA MUSTA HAD SOME RIBS REMOVED BEFORE THAT SHIT CUZ HE WAS SUCKIN HIS OWN DICK FOR LIKE 45 MINUTES. GET THIS NIGGA OUTTA HERE. NIGGA NEVER EVEN CAME CLOSE TO 100 POINTS. HERE'S SOMEONE WHO DID..."BUT MERO JORDAN EXCELLED IN THE PLAYOFFS WAAAAH" FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA, PUT ME IN THE PLAYOFFS AGAINST NIGGAS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS AND I'M PUTTIN UP A QUADRUPLE DOUBLE. SUCK MY DICK! LOOK AT THAT NIGGA B! NIGGA LOOKS LIKE PRINCE VALIANT IN A BLUE WIFEBEATER.

JORDAN FUCKIN SUCKS NIGGA GET OFF HIS DICK. LAST HOT PAIR OF J'S WAS THE 4'S AFTER THAT NIGGA WAS MAKIN MOONBOOTS

NIGGAS THAT WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY

YO THERES ALOT OF NIGGAS WHO WAS POWERFUL OR HAD SHIT ON SMASH OR DID MAD DIRT AND NIGGAS THINK THEY PROBABLY TOUGH GUYS, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESE NIGGAS THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THEY WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY AND WASN'T GANGSTA AT ALL AND THEY JUST GOT WRITTEN UP THAT WAY CUZ THEY HAD PR PEOPLE AND WAS COOL WITH NIGGAS AT THE NEWSPAPER OR WHATEVER. HERE'S A FEW OF THEM.









HITLER: THERES A FEW REASONS I THINK THIS NIGGA WAS MAD PUSSY. FIRST OF ALL, NIGGA EITHER HAD OD HAIR GEL OR NIGGA WAS ALWAYS SWEATIN, CUZ HIS HAIR ALWAYS LOOK MAD WET NO HOMO LIKE HE JUST GOT OUT THE SHOWER. IF IT'S HAIRGEL HE'S PUSSY CUZ HE USE OD HAIR GEL AND IF IT'S SWEAT THEN THE NIGGA IS MAD NERVOUS ALL THE TIME WHICH MEANS HE PUSSY. ALSO, THIS NIGGA IS WEARING A SASH, OR A PURSE. COME ON FAM, I THOUGHT YOU WAS ON SOME GENOCIDE SHIT? YOU WEARING A LITTLE BABY PURSE AND A JUNIOR KHAKI SUIT LOOKIN LIKE A SCIENTIST ON A TODDLER SAFARI WITH A LITTLE ARMBAND LIKE THIS A SUMMER CAMP AND YOU DON'T WANNA GET LOST...AND YOU GOT THE MOST PUSSIEST FACIAL HAIR I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE SHIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE KIDDING. LOOK AT THAT PICTURE B, HE LOOKS LIKE A GAY PUERTO RICAN NIGGA SAYING "AAAYYYEE NOOO" MY EYEBALLS CAN HEAR IT.






GEORGE WASHINGTON: THIS NIGGA IS THE FATHER OF THE COUNTRY AND REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT THE NIGGA GOT ON A WIG AND A POETRY SHIRT. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE MY GRANDMA IN A BLAZER. AND THIS GUY WORE A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS ALL THE TIME. IMAGINE I GO OUT IN A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS? THATS LIKE WEARING A SANDWICH BOARD THAT SAY "NIGGA I AM SO PUSSY" ALSO I DON'T THINK WARS BACK IN THE DAY WAS A BIG DEAL, IF A NIGGA SHOT YOU AND MISSED IT TOOK LIKE 13 MINUTES FOR THEM TO RELOAD. SO BASICALLY ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BE PUSSY AND WAIT FOR NIGGAS TO SHOOT FIRST THEN MAKE SURE YOU AIN'T MISS. WASN'T NO LANDMINES OR SNIPER RIFLES OR GRENADES. SHIT WAS A JOKE. NIGGAS BASICALLY HAD KNIFE FIGHTS WITH STICKS...AND THEY WAS WEARING SPORT COATS AND THIGH HIGHS THE WHOLE TIME. WILD PUSSY. NIGGA LOOKS MAD PUSSY IN THE PICTURE OF HIM IN THE BOAT TOO. ALSO, THE INDIANS FOUGHT ALL THIS NIGGAS FIGHTS FOR HIM BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GO, NIGGAS GON TEACH YOU HISTORY. MY SON WAS PROBABLY OD PUSSY.







BIN LADEN: THIS NIGGA IS SO PUSSY CUZ HE TOLD SOME DOOLA NIGGAS TO BLOW UP THE WORLD TRADE CUZ IF THEY DID THEY WOULD GET TO FUCK 72 BITCHES WITH BIG TITS. NIGGA HAD HIS LIL SECRET DEAL WIT BUSH AND BUSH WAS LIKE "SIKE!! FUCK YOU NIGGA I GOTTA MERK YOU SO NIGGAS DON'T FIND OUT ABOUT OUR DEAL WHICH WASN'T REALLY A DEAL CUZ I JUST SAID SIKE" SO NOW THIS NIGGA IS HIDIN ALL OVER THE PLACE MAD PUSSY LIKE. IF HE WAS THUGGED OUT HE'D BE ON HIS TWITTER LIKE "YO WHATS POPPIN @BARACKOBAMA ILL SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU NIGGA WHATS SHAKIN? I'M AT 176 AND THE CONCOURSE RIGHT NOW AT KENNEDY FRIED EATIN SOME HALAL SHIT COME THRU AND I'LL PUT THE NEPTUNES ON YOU NIGGA WATTUP THEN?" BUT HE'S NOT EVEN DOIN THAT. HE AIN'T EVEN PUTTIN OUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND EVEN JOE BUDDEN BITCH ASS PUTS OUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT NIGGAS. BIN LADEN SO PUSSY HE GOT NIGGAS DOIN AUDIO TRACKS PRETENDIN TO BE HIM CUZ HE'S MAD NERVOUS SOMEWHERE CRYIN MAD SHOOK WITH A AK WIT NO BULLETS AND MAD SAND IN IT USIN HIS TURBAN AS A MANPON CUZ HIS ASS IS SWEATIN OD CUZ HE NERVOUS. UDDDD PUSSY.





ROSIE O'DONNELL: IS PROLLY MAD PUSSY TOO. OH LOOK AT YOU PUT UP YOUR DUKES OH IM MAD NERVOUS!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BITCH YOU HANG OUT WITH BOY GEORGE, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NIGGA? HE WEARS PAINT AS A HAT. HE CALLED COPS TO HIS CRIB TO TELL THEM SOMEONE STOLE HIS COKE. CALLIN COPS IS A PUSSY MOVE. THAT NIGGA IS A CLOWN AND THAT'S YOUR MANS & THEM, SO YOU PUSSY BY ASSOCIATION. YOU NOT MAKIN NO ONE NERVOUS. USUALLY DYKES ARE MAD THUGGED OUT (IN THE BX ANYWAY IDK BOUT OTHER PLACES) AND GOT CORNROWS AND SHIT AND MAKE NIGGAS NERVOUS CUZ IF THEY BEAT YOU UP YOU STILL GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOKED LIKE DON OMAR SHE STILL IS A GIRL AND SHE FUCKED YOU UP SO YOU LOOKIN WILD PUSSY RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I ONCE SEEN A PUERTO RICAN DYKE CLEAR OUT A MOB OF NIGGAS IN A BAR FIGHT SWINGIN HER BELT BUCKLE AROUND SMASHIN BOTTLES AND SHIT ON SOME RAGE MODE PACMAN JONES SHIT. THAT BITCH WAS GANGSTA, SHE ALSO HAD A FAKE DICK IN HER PANTS WHICH WAS WEIRD AND NOT GANGSTA BUT I'M SAYIN IF YOU BACK DOWN 5 NIGGAS SWINGIN YOUR BELT LIKE ITS POWPOW TIME I GOTTA GIVE IT TO YOU, FAKE DILZ OR NOT. ROSIE O'DONNELL PROLLY WOULD NOT DO THAT SHE MIGHT JUST SUE NIGGAS AND CALL COPS WHICH IS OD PUSSY AND THEN SAY THE SHIT IS A HATE CRIME WHICH IS EVEN MORE PUSSY CUZ HATE CRIMES ARE OD PUSSY.


SO YO BASICALLY DON'T TRY TO BE LIKE THESE NIGGAS CUZ THEY PUSSY. YOU DON'T WANNA BE PUSSY YOU WANNA GO OUT LIKE A G. SO YOUR TOMBSTONE SAYS "THIS NIGGA WAS NOT LIKE ROSIE O'DONNELL AT ALL. HE WAS A G."

YOU BLEW IT MY NIGGA (NO PUN)

YO IM MAD LATE I SHOULDA TOUCHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO BUT IM LIKE GABOUREY AT A BUFFET B I GOT ALOTTA SHIT ON MY PLATE.

ANYWAY THAT LIL GAY NIGGA WAS ON SKYPE FUCKIN A DUDE? I AIN'T GET THE DETAILS...OR WAS A DUDE FUCKIN HIM? CUZ THAT SHIT MATTERS B. IF YOU IN THE CLOSET AND NIGGAS DON'T KNOW YOU DOWN WITH STICKIN D'S IN B'S ITS LESS EMBARASSING TO BE SMASHIN A NIGGA FROM THE BACK WILD PAUSE THAN TO BE LAYIN ON YOUR BACK LIKE YOU TRYNA TAN UNDER YOUR SAC GETTIN YOUR DOUGHNUT BLOWN OUT SUPER WILD PAUSE. CUZ YOU COULD ALWAYS BE LIKE "YEAH SON I RAPED THAT NIGGA HE OWED ME MONEY/RAPED MY SISTER/HIS DOG SHIT IN FRONT THE BUILDIN AND I STEPPED IN IT" LIKE IN THAT MOVIE WITH ROSARIO DAWSON WHERE SHE GETS RAPED BY THE WHITE DUDE THEN SHE TRICKS HOMIE AND TIES HIM UP THEN THE NIGGA GETS RAPED BY A SEAN JOHN MODEL...ALSO, NIGGA MERKED HIMSELF LIKE NIGGAS GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU SUCKIN DICKS? NOBODY DON'T CARE ABOUT NIGGAS SUCKIN DICKS ANYMORE. ITS 2011 B AND YOU LIVE[D] IN NEW JERSEY, THE GOVERNOR WAS SUCKIN DICKS LIKE 4 YEARS AGO B SHIT IS OLD NEWS. SO WHY YOU MAD (DEAD) LIL NIGGA? LIKE MY BITCH SMASHLEY (@SMASHBOOGIE HOLLA!) SAID "NIGGAS BE LOOKIN FOR REASONS TO OFF THEMSELVES" NIGGA USED THIS SHIT AS AN EXCUSE AND RUINED THE LIVES OF SOME CHINK BITCH AND SOME HABIB NIGGA THAT WAS PROBABLY ROCKIN SCHOLARSHIPS AND WAS OD NERDS IN HIGHSCHOOL AND WAS JUST ONE STEP ABOVE THE GAY VIOLINIST. NOW INSTEAD OF THEM PULLIN A PRANK AND CLIMBIN THE SOCIAL LADDER TO HANG OUT WITH THE NIGGAS THAT PLAY WII IN THE STUDENT LOUNGE ON FRIDAY NIGHTS EVERYBODY IS LIKE "YO YALL NIGGAS IS FUCKED UP THE GAY VIOLINIST BODIED HISSELF CUZ OF Y'ALL THAT NIGGA WAS COOL" BUT THEY LYIN CUZ THEY AIN'T EVEN KNOW THE NIGGA TILL HE OFFED HISSELF.

THEN THE NIGGA REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP BY LEAVIN A FACEBOOK SUICIDE NOTE. SHIT WAS MAD ANTICLIMACTIC SON, NIGGA WROTE "JUMPING OFF GWB SORRY TTYN" ("TALK TO YOU NEVER" HE AIN'T REALLY WRITE THAT I ADDED THAT IN THERE) WHICH IS MAD CORNY CUZ IF IMA MERK MY DELF IMA WRITE SOME MAD INTRICATE SHIT EXPLAININ WHY AND TELLIN EVERYBODY WHO THEY SHOULD BLAME IT ON AND FUCK UP & SHIT. THIS NIGGA LEFT A MESSAGE SHORTER THAN THE ONES I SEND TO MY WEEDMAN. COME ON SLIME, YOU DOIN IT WRONG.

SO YO JUST TO PUT IT OUT THERE IF I EVER MERK MYSELF WHICH I WON'T CUZ IM TOO FLY FOR THAT SHIT YOU'LL DEFINETLY KNOW THE 5 W'S (THERES 5? WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY AIGHT YEAH ITS 5) NAHMEAN SO YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME. I DON'T MEAN GO MERK YASELF I MEAN IF YOU GONNA DO IT DO IT RIGHT. AND DON'T DO IT CUZ NIGGAS FOUND OUT YOU SUCK DICKS, THAT'S LIKE MERKIN YOURSELF CUZ SOMEONE FOUND OUT YOU FAILED MATH IN 7TH GRADE. SHIT IS OD IRRELEVANT. GET IT TOGETHER NIGGAS.

FYDL: AMPED UP

I HOPE YOUR FIRST PROFESSIONAL BOXING MATCH IS TODAY CUZ THIS IS MEAN MUGGIN MUSIC




"CANT WAIT TO BET 100 AND ACE, TELL THE NIGGA I OWE, HELL NO GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE!" LOL AWW MAN SP IS THE HARDEST NIGGA OUT #PAUSE. SHEEK CAME OFF ON THIS TOO AND JADA ALWAYS RIPS SHIT DOWN. STYLES SOUND LIKE HE MIGHTA PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE BOOTH AND SHOT THE ENGINEER AFTER HE SPIT HIS VERSE.




LMAO @ THE HOOK ON THIS SHIT. I WOULDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU GOT A GUN IN THE CRIB AND GOT A BONE TO PICK WIT A NIGGA NO HOMILZ. CLUB GRAND OPEN NEXT WEEK WE GRAND CLOSE IT!!





YO IMAM THUG PROLLY HAS THE BEST RAP NAME ON EARTH. I KEEP IT REAL WIT A NIGGA KEEP IT REAL WIT ME, I CUT THE HAND OFF A NIGGA TRYNA STEAL FROM ME!!

BREAKFAST BANGERS: FOR YA DAILY L

IMA START THROWIN TOGETHER LIL 3 SONG SETS FOR Y'ALL NIGGAS TO HIT YOUR DAILY L REAL QUICK BEFORE YOU DO WHATEVER YOU GOTTA DO. EVERY MORNING THOUGH BRIGHT & EARLY. YOUR WELCOME!...YOU'RE ALL WELCOME!!






LOVE THIS JOINT, P HAD NO IDEA HOW TO END HIS VERSE I GUESS CUZ THE NIGGA GOES "NIGGA ITS THE IMD...NIGGA!" THEN CLUE COMES IN AND HYPES SHIT UP CRAZY...TO THIS DAY THE ONLY NIGGAS I CAN TOLERATE OVER A TRACK ARE CLUE AND WHOO KIDD






AGARRA EL FOKIN CANON!! I FEEL LIKE THIS JOINT IS OD SLEPT ON, CRAZY STORY JOINT...AND IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING








TRAG'S VERSE ON THIS IS THE FUCKIN CRAZIEST KNOWLEDGE SHIT YOU'LL EVER HEAR IN YA FUCKIN LIFE. MEMORIZE THIS SHIT.

LOOK AT THIS NIGGA MAN...

YO WHEN I SAID XANAX TURNS YOU INTO A HUMAN WORM...THIS NIGGA IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE. HIS WIFE OR WHOEVER THAT IS WATCHIN HIM FALL ALL OVER THE PLACE WHILE HE THINKS HE'S GENTLY LAYING ON THE FLOOR (HE THINKS HIS SWAG IS ON A MILLION, HE FEELS LIKE THIS AND THIS) SHOULD PUT A PLATTER FULL OF CHEESEBURGERS AND 4 3 LITERS IN FRONT OF THIS NIGGA RIGHT NOW SO THE REST OF MY POINT COULD BE PROVEN.

ANYWAY, THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKIN MESS B. BUT HE'S PROBABLY CHILLIN CRAZY RIGHT NOW, NIGGA WAS CHILLIN SO HARD HE LAID DOWN LIKE IT WAS SOME ATHLETIC SHIT. THAT'S WASSUP. THIS NIGGA SHOULD BE ON THE COVER OF ONE OF THOSE LAME ASS "CHILL COMPILATIONS" WITH SOME SHITTY BOUTIQUE HIPHOP SONGS AND THIS ON IT.

SHOUTOUT TO MY NIGGA LEX DIAMONDS #BONG #POW

THE MUTHAFUCKIN TUNNEL

AWWWWMANDAMN!!!

IS THERE A DOCUMENTARY ON THE TUNNEL? NIGGAS THAT WASN'T AROUND IN THE 90'S IN NEW YORK AND DIDN'T GET TO WITNESS THIS SHIT NEED TO LEARN ABOUT IT. THE PAIN IN DA ASS INTRO SAYS IT ALL!

RAPPERS THAT SUCK

YO THIS DUDE THE OTHER DAY WAS TALKIN ABOUT TUPAC AND I GOT THE IDEA TO DO A "RAPPERS THAT SUCK" JOINT CUZ NIGGAS NEED TO KNOW WHO SUCKS SO THEY CAN STOP LISTENING TO THEM. IMA HELP YOU. THE FOLLOWING NIGGAS FUCKIN SUCK.











JOE BUDDEN - DUH, THIS NIGGA SUCKS IN THE EASIEST WAY TO DESCRIBE. HOMIE IS THE FIRST "INTERNET RAPPER" EVER. NIGGA HAD/HAS THE WORST ADLIBS IN THE GAME (OOOUNH, WEEEEHB, AND JOEH!!) NIGGA MAKES DEPRESSING MUSIC FOR DEPRESSED NERDS AND SOMEHOW HAS THE MOST DIEHARD INTERNET FANBASE SINCE BOXXY (GOOGLE THAT BITCH MAD NIGGAS IS ON HER CLIT). THIS NIGGA SUCKS THOUGH! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT. NIGGAS WILL BE LIKE "LISTEN TO BROKEN WINGS BRO!! HE'S SO NICE!!" REALLY FAM? I COULD GO TO A SHRINK AND BE LIKE "I LISTEN TO BUDDEN" AND IMMEJUTLY GET A SCRIPT FOR ZOLOFT. GET THIS FUCKIN GUY OUTTA HERE! DUDE TALKS SHIT ABOUT RAPPERS HE HAS NO BUSINESS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT THEN GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND IMMEDIATELY GOES ON YOUTUBE WITH AN ICEPACK ON HIS EYE SITTING INDIAN STYLE TO TALK ABOUT IT? TALKIN ABOUT SQUARE DANCES? COME ON B.









EMINEM - "MERO YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE JUST HATING ON EMINEM CUZ HE'S WHITE!" NO. NO I'M NOT. I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE. THEY WRITE MY CHECKS. I HATE EMINEM CUZ HE MAKES MUSIC FOR 13 YEAR OLD WIGGERS IN INDIANA. IF THERE WAS A TOUR CALLED "WIGGERPALOOZA" HE WOULD BE HEADLINING. THE NIGGA WENT FROM A FUCKIN CLOWN THAT RAPPED ABOUT OVERDOSING ON DRUGS AND RAPING HIS MOM TO A CLOWN THAT RAPS ABOUT "OVERCOMING OBSTACLES" AND BEING "NOT AFRAID"...YOU KNOW WHAT IM NOT AFRAID OF? RUNNING INTO ONE OF THIS NIGGAS FANS AND HAVING A DEBATE ABOUT THE NIGGA SUCKING/NOT SUCKING. I WON'T EVEN SAY WORDS. I JUST SHOW THEM THIS AND THIS. DEBATE OVER. JUST TO DRIVE IT HOME THE FIRST LINK IS HIM TALKIN ABOUT SHOVIN GERBILS IN HIS CHEEKS AND GETTING HIS ANALS VIOLATED...THE SECOND ONE IS A SKIT ON HIS ALBUM WHERE 2 GUYS ARE BLOWIN ANOTHER GUY. I NEVER HEARD A NAS ALBUM WITH GAY BLOWJOBS ON IT. DUDE IS GONNA WAIT TILL HE'S WASHED UP TO COME OUT THE CLOSET A LA RICKY MARTIN. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.










TUPAC - YEAH I PROBABLY LOST SOMEA YALL ON THAT ONE BUT GUESS WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THIS NIGGA HAD LIKE 3 GOOD SOLO SONGS...AND I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THEY ARE. THE PROBLEM WITH THIS NIGGA IS ACTUALLY A PROBLEM WITH SOCIETY BECAUSE NIGGAS REALLY TALK ABOUT THIS FUCKIN NERD LIKE HE WAS A BABY JESUS GAVE BIRTH TO AFTER HE FUCKED ARISTOTLE. TUPAC WAS A BALLERINA WITH A GUMBY SON. A BALLERINA WITH A GUMBY WHO DANCED IN THE BACKGROUND WEARING SEQUINS WHILE SHOCK G WORE A FAKE NOSE AND SAMBO'D AROUND LIKE A DICK. THEN HE PLAYED A GANGSTA ASS NIGGA IN JUICE AND WAS LIKE "FUCK THIS I AM GANGSTA! I'M PAC NIGGA!" THEN HE GOT A MACHINE GUN TATTOOED ON HIS BELLY BUTTON AND IT WAS A WRAP. NIGGA STAYED IN CHARACTER TILL HE GOT SMOKED (THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO GANGSTAS PAC, DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?) PRIOR TO THAT NIGGA WROTE POETRY AND IN GENERAL DID OD SHERM NONTHUG THINGS BUT HE MIXED IT UP WITH SPITTING IN CAMERAS AND DATE RAPE SO HE WAS STILL "THUGGED OUT". HE HAD 2 "CONSCIOUS" SONGS SO YOU TAKE THAT, MIX IT IN WITH HIS "REALNESS" AND HIS POETRY BOOK AND YOU GOT NIGGAS WITH GED'S WHO CAN'T SPELL CONSCIOUSNESS (THEY SPELL IT CONSHISNESS) GOIN FUCKIN CRAZY LIKE THE NIGGA WAS JOHN FUCKIN DEWEY. READ A FUCKIN BOOK B.





THATS 3, OBVIOUSLY THERE'S MORE BUT YOU KNOW ME, I LET YOU GET A LITTLE TASTE SO YOU COME BACK WILD PAUSE NO HOMO.

BOOMIN AND BUNKIN

WAKA VERSE >

ITS OKAY ITS ALRIGHT JUST HIT SEND

DO YOU REKANIZE THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE? DO YOU? UNLESS YOU'RE THE ILL PERVERT THEN YOU PROLLY DON'T...EVEN IF YOU ARE THE ILL PERVERT YOU PROLLY THINK YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS AND YOU MIGHT COULD BE WRONG. BASICALLY THIS COULD BE YOUR SISTER B AND UNLESS YOU SEE YOUR SISTER PUSSY ALL THE TIME WHICH I HOPE YOU DON'T CUZ THATS WILD NASTY YOU AIN'T EVEN 100% SURE.


"MERO WHY THE FUCK YOU POSTIN A PICTURE OF SOME LADY BAGINA? I JUST OPENED THIS SHIT TO LAUGH AT THE "HOW TO DO DRUGS" AGAIN AND NOW MY BOSS THINK IM LOOKIN AT PNO B."


RELAX B THERE'S A POINT TO THIS...MY POINT IS, THE BITCH IN THE PICTURE IS A "CELEBRITY" AND YOU STILL CAN'T REALLY TELL IF ITS HER OR NOT, SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HESITATIN TO SEND THAT NIGGA PICTURES OF YOUR TITS MA? OR A VIDEO OF YOU PUTTING A 3 MUSKETEERS BAR IN YOUR BAGINA? IT DON'T MATTER, EVEN IF I SEND THE SHIT TO EVERY NIGGA I KNOW AND THEY SEND IT TO EVERY NIGGA THEY KNOW IT STILL WON'T MATTER CUZ NOBODY WILL KNOW ITS YOU!! ESPECIALLY IF ITS NOT YOUR FACE. SO JUST SEND THE NIGGA THE PICTURES B, HE'LL APPRECIATE IT, HE'LL LOOK AT THEM ALL DAY AND YOUR CHANCES OF BAGGIN ARE INCREASED DRAMATICALLY.


"YEAH MERO BUT WHAT IF I HAVE A BIRTHMARK ON MY RIGHT TITTY THE SHAPE OF MICHIGAN AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS IT?"


OK...THINK ABOUT THIS, WHO HAS SEEN THAT BIRTHMARK? A NIGGA WHO ALREADY BEAT CHEEKS! SO WHY DO YOU CARE IF HE SEES THEM "BORING OL TITTIES" (THATS WHAT HE SAID I AIN'T SAY THAT) AGAIN? AND LETS SAY THE SHIT POPS UP ON THE INTERNET (IT WON'T) FIRST OF ALL THE ODDS SOMEONE YOU KNOW WILL SEE IT ARE CRAZY LOW...AND IF THEY DO SEE IT THE BELIEVABILITY FACTOR OF YOU BEIN ON A PORN SITE IS LOWER THAN IT IS FOR JAMIE FOXX'S HAIRLINE. NIGGAS WILL BE LIKE "NO WAY B, THAT CAN'T BE JESSICA, I KNOW SHE HAS A BIRTHMARK THAT LOOKS LIKE MICHIGAN ON HER RIGHT TITTY BUT ITS GOTTA BE A COINCIDENCE." SO SEND AWAY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU GOT MY NUMBER RIGHT?

THUGS DONT LAUGH

SHIT HAD ME DYIN B.

MERO MAILBAG 9/28 - "EDDIE LONG IS FOR THE CHILDREN...LITERALLY"

WHATS SHAKIN? I WAS DRINKIN MY CAFE CON LECHE WHEN I OPENED THIS UP AND IT DIDN'T MAKE ME LAUGH TILL I LOOKED AT THE FLICK THEN I GOT BUSTELO UP MY NOSE...LOOK AT THIS NIGGA LOOKIN LIKE DUSTY BAKER WIT A GOATEE ON JUICE. SHOUTOUT TO MY NIGGA DIVERSE THOUGH


"mero just wanted to know what you thought about this bishop eddie long shit... is he gay? did the nigga molest those dudes? dude never even denied it today at church, he just said he's going to "fight back"..."


THIS NIGGA IS A BISHOP/PRIEST/REVEREND/WHATEVER? NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A RETIRED CORNERBACK. YOU SURE THAT NIGGA AIN'T A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL COACH? I AUTOMATICALLY THINK NIGGAS IN CHURCHES ARE PEDOPHILES B. I MEAN, IDK ABOUT ALOTTA CHURCH SHIT BUT AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO NOT GET PUSSY? LIKE ON SOME G SHIT GOD WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DARE TO GET PUSSY OR EVEN HAVE A GIRL SIT ON YOUR FACIAL...AND IF YOU ALLOWED TO GET PUSSY, THIS NIGGA SHOULDA GOT OD PUSSY CUZ HE'S FUCKIN RICH. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PUSSY RICH NIGGAS GET? UDD PUSSY. THAT'S WHAT KINDA MAKES ME THINK THIS NIGGA DIDN'T DO IT EVEN IF HE WAS GAY, MAD GAY NIGGAS WOULD BE ON HIS DICK CUZ HE'S RICH. ALSO, THE LIL NIGGA THAT ALLEGEDLY GOT HIS BOOTYHOLE TICKLED GOT SOME WEAK EVIDENCE, HIS LAWYER WAS LIKE "LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! HE HAS A PICTURE IN WORKOUT CLOTHES! HE IS CLEARLY GAY! AND A PEDOPHILE! WHO ELSE TAKES PICTURES LIKE THIS?"...UHH EVERY FEMALE IN THE WORLD AND A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF DUDES, THATS WHO.


NOW WHAT DOES MAKE ME THINK THIS NIGGA IS ON THE DL LIKE HUGHLEY WIFE IS THAT HIS MAIN SHIT IS "GAYS ARE EVIL" AND NIGGA DOES RALLIES AND MARCHES AND SHIT LIKE HE'S MAD CONCERNED ABOUT NIGGAS 69ING IN THE PRIVACY OF THEY OWN HOME. THATS SUSPECT. I TOLD NIGGAS BEFORE WHY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GAY NIGGAS DOIN THEM? THATS LIKE GIVIN A FUCK ABOUT FRENCH NIGGAS EATIN SNAIL DICKS. ITS WHAT THEY DO NIGGA, YOU DO YOU.

I'M TORN B, I'M WAITIN FOR THE TEXT MESSAGE TO COME OUT WHERE THIS NIGGA IS LIKE "HEY YOUNG BROTHA, PLZ COME TO MY RM SO I CAN BLO U PLZ XD"

LIFE LESSONS: HOW TO DO DRUGS PT. 2

YO SO THE DRUG TUTORIAL SHIT WAS WAY TOO LONG FOR ONE POST B SO I BROKE IT UP INTO 2 CUZ I KNOW YALL NIGGAS DON'T GOT ATTENTION SPANS AND I DON'T EITHER.

I DID COKE AND SHROOMS AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS RUNNIN OUTTA DRUGS I KNEW ABOUT (I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY FAM I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HUFFIN GLUE OR METH OR "WHIPPITS" WHATEVER THE FUCK THOSE IS.) SO I INCLUDED A "WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU HIGH" AND SOME COCKTAIL (PAUSE) SUGGESTIONS.

COKE - I KINDA COMPARED COKE TO XANAX BEFORE CUZ IT GIVES YOU THAT SUPERMAN FEELING LIKE "NIGGA FUCK YOU IM THE MAN SUCK MY DICK OFFICER" WHICH IS DANGEROUS IF YOU A MINORITY. THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT XANAX MAKES YOU A SLURRING HUMAN WORM THAT JUST WANTS TO EAT AND CONVINCE NIGGAS THAT YOU HAVE THE BEST IDEAS EVER LIKE FOR EXAMPLE GOIN TO IHOP RIGHT NOW...COKE TURNS YOU INTO AN ANNOYING HUMAN HUMMINGBIRD THAT JUST WANTS TO DO MORE COKE AND CONVINCE NIGGAS YOU HAVE THE BEST IDEAS EVER LIKE FOR EXAMPLE GETTIN MORE COKE AND STARTING A WEB BASED PET GROOMING BUSINESS WHERE YOU GIVE DOGS MOHAWKS ("LIKE IN WAYNE'S WORLD! MEMBER THE DOG HAD A MOHAWK? WE'LL BE RICH!"). ON COKE YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE MAD IMPORTANT IDEAS AND YOUR SWAG IS ON A MILLION WHEN IN REALITY YOU GOT THE COKE DRIP AND YOU KEEP SNIFFLING AND YOUR JAW IS SWINGIN AROUND LIKE THE SHIT GOT BALL BEARINGS IN IT AND YOUR "IMPORTANT IDEA" IS YOUR BLOG WHERE YOU MAKE FUN OF CURRENT EVENTS AND GIVE NIGGAS ADVICE...WAIT...ANYWAY, THE GOOD PART ABOUT THAT IS THAT COKEHEADS COME IN BUNCHES SO IF YOU'RE ON COKE YOUR FRIENDS ARE SO THEY'RE RIDIN WITH YOU AND TELLING YOU ABOUT HOW THEY GONNA REVOLUTIONIZE THE CLOTHING INDUSTRY WITH THESE REALLY OFFICIAL TSHIRTS... THE SHIT JUST TURNS INTO THE ILL CIRCLE JERK OF THE BEST IDEAS...SHIT IS LIKE EBAY FOR ASPIRATIONS. IF YOUR COKE IS GOOD $40 (A LIL MORE THAN 2 GRAMS) IS ENOUGH B DON'T GO FUCKIN CRAZY AFTER A COUPLE BLASTS YOU'LL FEEL LIKE OJ THE JUICEMAN (AYE! OK!). IF YOUR COKE IS BAD YOU WON'T WANNA DO MORE THAN $60 WORTH CUZ YOU'LL BE SHITTING YOUR INTESTINES OUT THE NEXT DAY AND FEELING LIKE YOU SURVIVED GETTING EATEN AND SHITTED OUT BY A RHINOCEROS


SHROOMS - YO SO LIKE I SAID IN PT1 ALOTTA DRUGS YOU DO TO IMPROVE AN ACTIVITY. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHROOMS ARE FOR. YOU EAT A COUPLE CAPS WAIT A LIL WHILE THEN WALK THROUGH A PARK. IF YOU DONT SEE PURPLE LASERS AND FLYING RABBITS AND THE FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD THEN I'LL STOP EATING PLATANOS. GO TO THE SUPERMARKET WITH SOME FRIENDS AND LAUGH AT HOW THE CARROTS LOOK LIKE OLD LADIES WITH ROLLERSKATES ON, EAT ICE CREAM, GO TO A BASEBALL GAME. AS FAR AS I KNOW THERE AIN'T NO NEXT DAY DEATH FEELING WITH THIS SHIT. THE ONLY FUCKED UP THING IS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHEN YOU'RE GONNA NOT BE HIGH ANYMORE AND TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF NOT HIGH IS FUCKIN TERRIFYING. IF YOU EVER WENT HOME AND TRIED TO FALL ASLEEP ON THESE SHITS YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT. THIS IS WHEN SHROOMS ARE THE WORST CUZ YOU START SAYING SHIT TO YOURSELF LIKE "YOU NOT HIGH ANYMORE NIGGA STOP FORCIN IT" THEN YOU LOOK DOWN AT YOUR DICK WHEN YOU'RE TAKIN A PISS AND IT SCARES THE SHIT OUTTA YOU CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE THIS. THEN YOU BACK TO SQUARE ONE AND YOU HEAR BIRDS CHIRPING EVEN THOUGH ITS 2AM. SO IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE HIGH ANYMORE CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND STOP THINKIN ABOUT IT SON.


MERO IM HIGH, NOW WHAT? - WELL IT DEPENDS ON WHAT PLANE YOU FLYIN IN B, IF YOU'RE SMOKIN WEED PLAY VIDEO GAMES OR RAP. IF YOU'RE MAD BLAZED AND FREESTYLIN A LINE LIKE "HIJACK A PLANE, SHORTY GIMME BRAIN" WILL MAKE EVERYBODY BE LIKE "OHHHHH!!!" LIKE YOU JUST KILLED IT ON FREESTLE FRIDAY, YOU CAN ALSO WATCH FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDEOS. IF YOU'RE DRUNK, FUCK SOMEBODY YOU NORMALLY WOULDN'T FUCK. IF YOU'RE COKED UP TELL SOMEBODY ABOUT THIS NEW SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE YOU'RE WORKIN ON JUST MAKE SURE THAT SOMEBODY AIN'T ME, OR YOU COULD GO ON ITUNES AND TELL YOURSELF HOW MUCH MORE TALENTED YOU ARE THAN HALF THESE NIGGAS ON HERE. IF YOU'RE ON E AND YOU'VE TAKEN E BEFORE, GO TO THE CHINESE PLACE AND GET A MASSAGE AND GET JERKED ILLZ...IT'LL BLOW YOU AWAY B, IF YOU NEVER TOOK E BEFORE DON'T EVEN DO IT TO YASELF CUZ YOU'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK, JUST STAY HOME AND JERK OFF TILL YOU READY FOR THE MAJORS LIL NIGGA. IF YOU ON PERCS LAY IN A BEAN BAG WITH A 6PACK OF HEINENKENS AND LISTEN TO THIS ON REPEAT TILL YOU FINISH THE BEERS, THEN GET A BJ FROM A FAT GIRL (THEY DO IT BETTER). IF YOU ON XANAX GO WRITE GRAFFITI, EVEN IF YOU DON'T WRITE GRAFFITI...OR CLIMB A BILLBOARD OR DO SOME OTHER WILD SHIT LIKE IF YOU WHITE RIDE YOUR BIKE DOWN 3RD AVE AT NIGHT ON FRIDAY DRESSED AS AN IPHONE.


MIXING DRUGS - YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU MIXING BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE AND EVEN MORE CAREFUL WHEN YOU MIXING COKE AND XANAX, FUCK AROUND AND YOU'LL HEATH LEDGER YASELF. PERSONALLY I DON'T MIX MAD PILLS B CUZ I DON'T WANT NIGGAS TO FIND ME DEAD ON THE COUCH WIT NO PANTS ON AND SLUTINAS ON REPEAT CUZ I ATE A BUNCH OF PILLS TOGETHER AND THEN BLEW THROUGH 6 GRAMS ON SOME NICK NOLTE SHIT. MIX WEED WITH ANYTHING, I ACTUALLY RECOMMEND WEED AFTER GETTING OD DRUNK OR DOING A COREY FELDMAN AMMOUNT OF COKE. SHIT WILL HELP YOU CALM DOWN AND STOP CHEWING YOUR TEETH. WEED IS LIKE FRENCH FRIES B, SHIT GOES WITH EVERYTHING. AS FAR AS ALCOHOL I WAS GONNA PRETEND I KNEW THIS BUT I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THE BUBBLES IN BEER MAKES OTHER DRUGS DISSOLVE FASTER OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. IDK IF THAT'S TRUE BUT THAT NIGHT I ENDED UP WITH THE LOBSTER CLAW BITCH IN QUEENS IMMOBILIZED I WAS TIGHT CUZ I HAD ATE A BUNCH OF PILLS AND FELT MAD NORMAL, SO I WENT INTO A RANDOM BAR IN MIDTOWN ORDERED 3 TEQUILA SHOTS, DID THEM, AND WALKED OUT. SO I WOULD PROBABLY JUST DRINK SOME BEERS IF I WAS YOU B.


THATS BASICALLY ALL I CAN THINK OF, IF YOU THINKA SOMETHING YOU KNOW WHERE TO HOLLA AT ME @THEKIDMERO AND AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM...IM NOT GETTIN DEEP ON THIS ONE IM JUST SAYIN ANYTHING YOU READ ON THIS BLOG I AIN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU FALLIN OFF A BILLBOARD OR CALLIN A HOOKER AND LOSIN YOUR JOB OR SOME NEXT SHIT. WE ALL ADULTS HERE. #POW

MERO MAILBAG 9/24 - "TEENAGE SWAG RETIREMENT"

MY MAILBOX IS POPPIN AGAIN GOOD LOOKIN, KEEP SENDIN ME SHIT I BE BORED. YO ON AN UNRELATED NOTE THE LIFE LESSON PART 2 IS GONNA BE UP MONDAY FOR NIGGAS THAT NEED THAT


"How old is too old to be tryin to keep up with whatever fashion trend is hot at the moment, and just say fuck it let me just rock these dickies and and a buttun up? You know you seen those cats like 40 plus ed hardy down to the socks lookin gay as fuck. Also how old is to old to be havin braids and or a big ass can't even fit in the whip afro?"



WORD THIS IS A GREAT QUESTION B CUZ MY (OUR?) GENERATION IS GETTIN TO THAT POINT B, WHERE ITS LIKE NIGGA YOU REALLY SHOULD NOT BE WEARING A 4XL JERSEY UNLESS YOU A FAT NIGGA AT A BASKETBALL GAME...ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPECTRUM IF YOU BOUT TO BE 32 YOUR JEANS SHOULD NOT BE DENIM LEGGINGS...LOOKIN BACK ON IT I'D FEEL LIKE AN ILL DICKHEAD GOIN ANYWHERE DRESSED LIKE I WAS AS A YOUNGN. CUZ IM GETTIN TO THAT AGE WHERE IM DONE WITH TRENDS, MY JEANS FIT, I WEAR TSHIRTS AND POLOS AND WHEN IM GOIN SOMEWHERE FANCY THE PAUL STUART SHIT COME OUT. ONCE YOU HIT 30 YURS OL 50% OF YOUR SHIRTS SHOULD HAVE A COLLAR. NO MORE COLORFUL ASS TSHIRTS OR JERSEYS OR WEIRD SHIT. YOUR WARDROBE NEED TO GROW UP WITH YOU.


NIGGAS THATS KNOCKIN ON 30'S DOOR NEED TO START SWITCHIN GEARS BEFORE YOU BE THE BALD NIGGA WITH THE BUDWEISER BABY IN PINK AND GREEN DUNKS AND A MEDIUM PURPLE TSHIRT WITH A JOKE ON IT. THAT SHIT IS NOT POPPIN.


AS FAR AS HAIR, MY NIGGA REEM SAID IT BEST "IF YOU OVER 25 ITS TIME FOR YOUR BIG BOY HAIRCUT" NO FUNNY SHAPES OR STARS SHAVED IN YOUR WIG, NO BRAIDS, NO MOHAWKS FAUXHAWKS BLOHAWKS OR WHATEVER OTHER HAWKS THEY GOT OUT THERE NOW. GET A FUCKIN CEASAR AND CALL IT A DAY B. NIGGAS LIVING AN ADULT LIFE SHOULDN'T HAVE TIME TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND SPEND 30 MINUTES "DOIN YOUR HAIR" MY GIRL DON'T EVEN SPEND THAT LONG DOIN HER HAIR AND SHE GOT LONG HAIR AND A BAGINA. NOTHIN LOOKS WORSE THAN A NIGGA WITH A RECEDING HAIRLINE AND CORNROWS, WHERE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE AFRICAN BITCH STARTED OFF WITH SOME FAKE HAIR CUZ THE NIGGA FOREHEAD WAS LOOKIN LIKE LOW TIDE.


IN A NUTSHELL, WEAR BASIC SHIT AFTER 30

CUT YOUR HAIR LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN AFTER 25

LIFE LESSONS: HOW TO DO DRUGS PT. 1

YO THIS JUST CAME TO ME CUZ I SEEN SOME NIGGA PASSED OUT ON A BENCH AND HOMIE OBVIOUSLY PISSED ON HIS DELF. A REGULAR DUDE THOUGH NOT SOME HOMELESS NIGGA WHO PROBABLY PISS ON HISSELF TO STAY WARM.


NIGGAS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DO DRUGS. AND THIS IS FINNA BE WAY TOO MUCH INFO FOR ONE POST.



THERES SHIT THAT I'M NOT GONNA SPEAK ON CUZ I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT...NEVER TOUCHED CRACK OR MANTECA CUZ AS ANYONE FROM THE BRONX (OR ANY BIG CITY) WITH A PARENT (JUST ONE, OR EVEN A GRANDMA) CAN TELL YOU, THERES SO MANY FIENDS EVERYWHERE STRUNG OUT ON EITHER OF THOSE THAT ITS LIKE "NIGGA WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT?" EVEN THOUGH ITS QUESTIONABLE WE'RE ALL RAISED TO THINK THAT ONE HIT OF A CRACK PIPE IS GONNA MAGICALLY TURN YOU INTO A CRACKHEAD, OR STICKIN THE DEVILS DICK IN YOUR VEIN THAT ONE TIME IS GONNA TURN YOU INTO A TOOTHLESS TRANNY HOOKER WITH TRACK MARKS AND A 3 DAY OLD TURD SMUSHED BETWEEN YA CHEEKS...AND NONE OF US IS TRYNA FIND OUT IF THAT'S TRUE OR NOT.


SO IMA HELP YOU NIGGAS THAT NEED LIFE COACHES OUT BY TELLIN YOU HOW TO DO DRUGS.


PT. 1 IS GONNA COVER

-ALCOHOL

-WEED

-PILLS

-DUST



ILL GET TO THE OTHER SHIT LATER I CAN'T BE SITTIN HERE ALL DAY I GOT SHIT TO DO.


ALCOHOL - YEAH NIGGA ALCOHOL IS A DRUG, DIDN'T THE COP COME TO YOUR JUNIOR HIGH AND TELL YOU THAT? FIRST OFF RELAX B YOU AIN'T 15 AND THE COPS AIN'T GONNA GIVE YOU A SUMMONS, YOU'RE IN A BAR SO SIP YOUR DRINKS. WHEN YOU START POUNDIN SHIT IS WHEN YOU DO THAT "PSH I AIN'T EVEN DRUNK NIGGA IM GOOD" SHIT...TILL YOU STAND UP AND GO OUTSIDE TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE AND START TALKING TO THE FIRST THING WITH TITS THINKIN YOUR MACKIN IT WILD HARD, SAYIN SOME BILLY DEE SHIT WHEN WHAT IS ACTUALLY COMIN OUTTA YOUR MOUTH IS "YOU WANNA COME HOMEWIH ME I GOT A BEERRRS IN MUSIC ON MY GOMPUTERS" THEN SHE WALKS AWAY AND YOU PUT THE LIT END OF THE CIGARETTE IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE "YOU TRIPPIN BITCH" AND IT BURNS YOU SO YOU DROP IT AND FALL OVER TRYNA PICK IT UP. GOOD SHIT DICKHEAD NOW YOU'RE ON 20 FACEBOOKS AND PEOPLE ARE TAGGING YOU AS "DRUNK ASSHOLE THAT FELL" SO MY RULE IS SIP YOUR DRINKS AND WHEN YOU STARTNA FEEL TIPSY SWITCH GEARS TO BEERS SO YOU DON'T MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF. ITS ALL ABOUT GETTIN NICE, WHEN YOU START DOIN THE JADAKISS LAUGH FOR NO REASON ITS TIME TO HIT THE DINER WITH SHORTY AND GET A SHORT STACK BEFORE YOU GO HOME AND SMASH (OR PASS OUT WHILE SHE TEXTS HER FRIENDS ABOUT WHAT A LAME YOU ARE).


WEED - AHHH WEED, GOOD OLD WEED...WEED IS GOOD B, MY FUCKIN GRANDFATHER SMOKED WEED NIGGA IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MANEUVER WITH WEED WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS? HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING? HAVE YOU EVER EVEN JERKED OFF AT WORK OR STUCK YOUR FINGER IN A GIRLS ASS? PROBABLY NOT. SMOKE AS MUCH WEED AS YOU WANT, THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN IS YOU WAKE UP AND TRY TO MAKE FRIED OREOS WITH PANCAKE MIX...THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY ABOUT WEED IS THIS, IF YOU'RE MAKING PLANS TO GO OUT TO A PARTY AT NIGHT OR A SHOW OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT AND YOU MEET UP SOMEWHERE TO "PREGAME" DO NOT INCLUDE WEED IN YOUR PREGAMING UNLESS YOU WANNA CANCEL YOUR PLANS AND STAY HOME PLAYING HALO.


PILLS - ALL PILLS ARE DIFFERENT RIGHT SO IMA BREAK IT DOWN BUT THE ONE THING THAT HOLDS TRUE FOR PILLS IS THAT UNLESS YOU BLOWIN THEM UP YOUR NASAL IT'LL TAKE A SECOND TO KICK IN. ITS NOT DUST B, YOU NOT GONNA SWALLOW A PILL AND INSTANTLY BE FLYIN. GIVE IT A LITTLE WHILE BEFORE YOU SAY "MAN FUCK THIS SHIT" AND POP ANOTHER 6, I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY AND ENDED UP LAID OUT IN MY HOMEBOYS BATHROOM IN JACKSON HEIGHTS WITH A BITCH WITH 2 FINGERS ON ONE HAND TRYNA TIP A GLASS OF WATER INTO MY MOUTH TALKIN BOUT "DRINK PAPI DRINK" WHILE IM HAVIN A PANIC ATTACK THINKIN "WHY CAN'T I MOVE MY HEAD?"...

XANAX: I NEVER ATE THE BABY XANNIES, JUST THE STICKS AND LEMME TELL YOU, IF YOU DON'T EAT THESE THINGS ON A REGULAR BASIS, EAT HALF OF ONE AND FEEL IT OUT. THESE THINGS HAVE MONOSODIUM IDONTGIVEAFUCKAMATE IN THEM AND WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SHIT ITS WORSE THAN COKE CUZ YOU FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING IS LEGAL AND YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. YOU ALSO THINK YOU'RE THE FUCKIN MAN WHEN IN REALITY YOUR A WORD SLURRING FOOD INHALING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU ALSO WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE AT THE TIPPY TOP OF XANAX MOUNTAIN SO CHECK YOUR VOICEMAIL THE NEXT DAY TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T PUNCH YOUR SISTER OR RAPE SOMEBODY BY ACCIDENT. GETTING PUSSY ON XANAX IS WASSUP THOUGH, YOU'LL BE IN THE CHEEKS FOR HOURS.

PERCOCET: THE SCHOOL BUS PERCS ARE $, I HAD A VELVET POUCH FULL OF THESE JOINTS AT ONE POINT AND I WAS POPPIN THEM LIKE CANDY. THEY GIVE YOU THE "IM DRUNK" FEELING WITHOUT ACTUALLY BEING FULLA ALCOHOL. START WITH TWO AND THEN TAKE THEM EVERY COUPLE HOURS TO KEEP YOUR SWAG ON. THEY MAKE YOUR FACE ITCH AND MAKE BEER TASTE LIKE BEING RICH. OH SHIT THAT WAS A BAR HOLLA! IF YOU EAT ALOT OF THESE THINGS AND THEN DON'T EAT THEM YOU'RE GONNA FEEL LIKE SHIT AND YOUR BACK IS GONNA FEEL LIKE THERES A MIDGET SPEEDBAGGIN ON YOUR KIDNEYS.

OXYCONTIN: THIS SHIT IS THE DEVIL AND EVERYTIME I ATE ONE I ENDED UP AT A BAR FREESTYLING OVER A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG WHILE MY HOMEBOY PUKED HIS EYEBALLS OUT HIS NOSE. DON'T EVEN EAT THESE. SELL THEM AND BUY PERCS AND WEED.

ECSTASY PILL: (I SAID THAT IN AN ALBANIAN VOICE) THESE SHITS WERE PLAYED OUT AND MADE A COMEBACK. THEY MAKE BUMPING INTO A WALL FEEL LIKE LAYING IN A TUB OF MILKSHAKE WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN GETTING 32 BLOWJOBS FROM EVERY BAD BITCH YOU EVER SAW ON THE TRAIN WHILE YOU GET A FOOT MASSAGE. THE NEXT DAY YOU FEEL LIKE A DRYMOUTH SUICIDAL GARBAGE FART SO GET READY...I RECOMMEND GETTING A FEMALE TO BLOW YOU ON THIS SHIT, LADIES, GET A DUDE TO EAT YOUR BUTTHOLE OR SUMN, WHATEVER YOU INTO.

THOSE ARE THE ONLY PILLS THAT MATTER, IF YOU GOT KLONOPINS OR VALIUMS OR VICODINS JUST EAT THEM AND STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS.



DUST - FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH DUST ITS LITTLE FLAKES SOAKED IN SOME EVIL CHEMICAL THAT YOU CAN EITHER SMOKE ALONE OR MIX WITH WEED. IF YOU AIN'T A DUSTHEAD YOU GOTTA JAMES BROWN THIS SHIT, HIT IT AND QUIT IT. THIS AIN'T WEED MY NIGGA HIT IT TWICE THEN RELAX. REGARDLESS DO NOT SMOKE THIS SHIT IN PUBLIC. UNLESS YOU LIKE LOSING YOUR FUCKIN MIND. ONE OF MY NIGGAS SMOKED THIS SHIT IN THE CRIB AND THEN DECIDED HE NEEDED TO GO TO THE STORE (DRIVING 7MPH THE WRONG WAY DOWN THE STREET IN THE RAIN AT 2AM) AND CAME BACK VISIBLY UPSET. SOME DRUGS YOU DO TO MAKE AN ACTIVITY MORE POPPIN...IN THIS CASE, THE DRUG IS THE ACTIVITY. DON'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING MORE COMPLICATED THAN TALK ABOUT RAP MUSIC OR JUMP ON A TRAMPOLINE. I SAT ON A ROCK BY SOME WATER FOR 5 HOURS ON THIS SHIT ONCE TILL THE TIDE CAME IN AND I GOT WET AND WAS OD CONFUSED. THEN I GOT UP AND THE WHOLE WALK HOME FELT LIKE I WAS WALKIN THROUGH 3 FT OF MUD. FOR SOME REASON POP LOCKIN ON DUST IS EXTREMELY FUNNY. TRY IT.



FOR EVERYTHING ON HERE MODERATION IS KEY, EVEN WITH WEED CUZ REALLY, YOU COULD BE OUTSIDE DOIN SHIT INSTEAD OF SITTING HOME TRYNA UP YOUR GAMERSCORE. ALSO YOU DON'T WANNA BE SOME ADDICT ASS NIGGA LOOKIN LIKE YOU WOKE UP FROM 6 NAPS ALL THE TIME MAD HURT WIT NO SHAPEUP. ENJOY YASELF DON'T DESTROY YASELF. (GOT DEEP ON YOU NIGGAS REAL QUICK POW)

CHINKS IS THE NEW WHITE PEOPLE

YO YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST CHINKS IS THE NEW WHITE PEOPLE B. "MERO FUCK IS YOU TALKIN ABOUT CHINKS AND BLANCOS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT B HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?"...NIGGA ITS POSSIBLE, YOU KNOW WHY JAMES VAN DER BANGS IS CRYIN? BECAUSE WHITE NIGGAS JUST LOST THE ONLY SCARY NIGGA CATEGORY THEY HAD.

SCARY NIGGA CATEGORIES:

GANG NIGGAS

PSYCHO KILLERS WHO TAKE OD HOSTAGES AND CHOP NIGGAS WIGS OFF


THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. FOR ME ANYWAY, I'M NOT SCARED OF BIKERS (GAY SEX SLAVES ALSO WEAR LEATHER VESTS AND PANTS, THINK ABOUT IT.) OR NIGGAS WHO DO KARATE (MY LITTLE NIECE IS IN A KARATE CLASS.) OR "HARDCORE ROLLERBLADERS" (NIGGA YOU BASICALLY RUNNING AND JUMPING WITH WHEELS ON YA SHOES.) OR ANY OTHER SUBCATEGORY OTHER NIGGAS MIGHT BE INTIMIDATED BY. GANG MEMBERS ARE REALLY ONLY INTIMIDATING IN NUMBERS. I AIN'T SUPERMAN NIGGA I AIN'T FIGHTING 8 NIGGAS LIKE IM GHOSTFACE ON DUST. I'LL PASS. ANYWAY BACK TO THE POINT.


THERES NO WHITE GANG MEMBERS EXCEPT FOR "ARYAN BROTHERHOOD" AND THAT SHIT DON'T EXIST TO ME CUZ I LIVE IN THE BRONX AND I NEVER BEEN TO PRISON PRISON. I ALSO THINK NIGGAS ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL MADE THOSE NIGGAS UP CUZ THEY HAD TO FILL A TIME SLOT FOR GANGLAND.


SO THAT LEAVES WHITE DUDES WITH ONE SCARY CATEGORY LEFT, PSYCHO KILLERS WHICH HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN TAKEN OVER BY CHINKS. THE NIGGA WHO CHOPPED HOMIES HEAD OFF WITH A SCISSOR (A SCISSOR NIGGA!) ON A CANADA BUS? CHINK. THE VIRGINIA TECH NIGGA WHO LET OFF MORE SHOTS THAN CALL OF DUTY AND KILLED A WHOLE YEARBOOK PAGE WORTH OF NIGGAS? CHINK. THE NIGGA WHO LIKE LAST WEEK TOOK MAD HOSTAGES IN THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL AND PROLLY WOULDA DID SOME EXTRA WILD SHIT IF 5-0 DIDN'T HEADSHOT THE NIGGA? CHINKINGTON.


MUTHAFUCKAS IS OUTTA CONTROL, THE NIGGA ON THE BUS ESPECIALLY. YOU GONNA DECAPITATE A NIGGA? WHY? THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE ME DECAPITATE A NIGGA I WAS SITTING NEXT TO ON A BUS WOULD BE ME FINDIN OUT HE RAPED MY LIL SISTER WHEN SHE WAS 7 OR HIM LISTENING TO THIS ON IPOD SPEAKERS. (DON'T START A RY-OTT? REALLY MY NIGGA?)...SO YEAH, YING WIANG SHIANG PING PANG DECAPITATED MONEY, WAVED THE HEAD AROUND AT PO...THEN ATE HIS EARS...ON A BUS FULL OF PEOPLE. JEFFREY DAHMER WHO? HE JUST MADE THAT NIGGA LOOK WILD CORNY.


SO BASICALLY THE ONLY SCARY WHITE PEOPLE LEFT ARE BOSSES AND COPS. CUZ THE PRESIDENT BLACK NOW IDK IF YALL KNOW THAT.

OLD PUSSY

YO I WAS WATCHIN THE NEWS THE OTHER DAY AND SOME NIGGA AROUND MY WAY FOLLOWED A LADY INTO HER BUILDING AND RAPED CHEEKS. "MERO THAT'S MAD BORING AND BASIC A LADY GOT RAPED IN THE BRONX WHAT ELSE IS NEW?"....WHAT ELSE IS NEW? WHAT'S NEW IS THAT THE BITCH WAS 80 SUM YURS OL AND THAT'S DISGUSTING B. HOW CAN YOU RAPE AN OLD LADY? WHAT WAS ON THIS NIGGAS MIND? DID HE SMOKE DUST AND LISTEN TO UNCLE MURDER? WHAT ELSE DOES THIS NIGGA DO? EAT BABY HEADS? SICK B.

BUT YO COMPLETELY ASIDE FROM THE RUTHLESSNESS FACTOR OF THIS NIGGA RAPIN A OLD LADY, HOW YOU FUCK AN OLD LADY, PERIOD? NIGGA MUSTA BEEN PUSHIN ROPE CUZ THERE AIN'T NO WAY I COULD GET IT UP FOR A SMELLY OLD LADY. YOU KNOW WHAT OLD PUSSY LOOKS LIKE? THAT SHIT PROLLY LOOK LIKE A GRUMPY BULLDOG WIT A WHITE AFRO B. OLD PEOPLE GROSS ME THE FUCK OUT TO THE FULLEST. I CAN'T EVEN EAT A SANDWICH PREPARED BY AN OLD PERSON B. I JUST THINK ABOUT THEY WRINKLY OLD HANDS TOUCHIN THE TURKEY AND SHIT...AND HOW THEY CAN'T WIPE THEY ASS RIGHT SO THEY PROLLY GET DOODOO ON THEY FINGERS AND THEY CANT SEE GOOD SO WHEN THEY WASH THEY HANDS THEY MISS SPOTS AND THEY GOT ARTHRITIS SO THEY CANT SCRUB GOOD AND THEY ALWAYS COUGHIN AND SHIT...SO YOU BASICALLY EATIN A DOODOO & PHLEGM SANDWICH UGH I'M BOUT TO EARL.

OLD PEOPLE ARE THE WORST B, I WOULDN'T RAPE ONE THOUGH.

OCTOPUS P-NO?

YO SO THE OTHER DAY I'M IN BARNES & NOBLE ON SOME SMART SHIT LOOKIN AT BOOKS & SHIT LIKE THAT AND I'M GETTIN READY TO LEAVE SO I CUT THROUGH AN AISLE CALLED "MANGA"...AND ALMOST TRIPPED OVER 17 FAT FUCKIN NERDS SITTIN THERE READIN THE SHIT OUTTA SOME PICTURES. SO I'M LIKE "THE FUCK IS A MANGA?" AND I GRAB A BOOK OFF A SHELF...I SHOULDA KNOWN B. FUCKIN ANIME. I'M TRYNA UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKES THESE NIGGAS TICK SO I'M READIN THROUGH THIS SHIT AND ITS GAY THEN A MUHFUCKA!! SHIT IS ON SOME ARCHIE COMICS SHIT EXCEPT THE NIGGAS ALL LOOK LIKE WHITE INSECTS WITH PLASTIC HAIR. WHAT IS HOT ABOUT THIS?

WHY EVEN IN THE HOODEST OF HOODS THERE'S STILL ANIME NERDS? I WAS TAKIN A CLASS AND I'M SITTIN AT MY TABLE TALKIN TO A BROAD AND THIS WEIRD PUERTO RICAN KID COMES UP AND SAYS (I'M NOT LYIN) YOU'RE SO FUCKIN COOL HOW DO YOU TALK TO GIRLS LIKE THAT? (I'M DEAD ASS) SO I'M LIKE "FUCK YOU TALKIN ABOUT PANCHO? GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY PERSONAL SPACE B." THEN HE LAUGHED LIKE I WAS JOKIN SO I WAS LIKE "NIGGA PUSSY IS LIKE BASEBALL, IF YOU HIT 30% OF THE TIME YOU DOIN GOOD. SO YOU GOTTA GET UP THERE AND TAKE YOUR SWINGS B. WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? A BITCH SAYS GET OUTTA MY FACE?" WHO CARES?" NIGGA WAS ASTONISHED AND THE NEXT DAY I REGRETTED EVER SPEAKIN TO THIS CHUMP CUZ HE RUNS UP ON ME WITH HIS IPHONE AND STARTS SHOWIN ME ANIME ON THE SHIT LIKE WE BEST FRIENDS AND HE WANTS ME IN HIS SEWING GANG.


ANYWAY THE POINT OF THAT STORY IS THAT ANIME IS FOR VIRGINS AND IT MAKES NIGGAS OBSESSED WITH ASIAN BITCHES AND ASIAN BITCHES ARE ALMOST AS SWAGGERLESS AS WHITE BITCHES SO IT'S DANGEROUS TERRITORY B. IF YOU EVER CROSS PATHS WITH A FEMALE THATS INTO ANIME BE CAREFUL CUZ SHE PROBABLY GOT A HAIRY PUSSY THAT WEARS GLASSES (HER PUSSY WEARS GLASSES.) AND SMELLS LIKE THE GARBAGE RIGHT BEFORE IT GETS PICKED UP.

NIGGAS GO TO CONVENTIONS DRESSED AS ROBOTS AND JERK OFF TO CARTOONS OF OCTOPUSES FUCKIN BITCHES THAT LOOK LIKE BABY INSECTS WITH GIANT TITS...YOU KNOW WHAT COMES AFTER JERKIN OFF TO OCTOPUS P-NO? JERKIN OFF DICKS (THATS NOT YOURS) INTO YOUR BATI. NAHMEAN? THAT SHIT IS THE HOMO GATEWAY DRUG...AND I'M NOT SURPRISED ANIME NERDS ARE HARDBODY KARATE INTO EMINEM.

IF YOU GOT ONE OF THESE NIGGAS IN YOUR FAMILY TRY TO COUNCIL THEM B, DO AN INTERVENTION CUZ WHILE YOU'RE OUT AT THE BAR BOUT TO GO HOME DRUNK AND DO THE CHACHA SLIDE IN SOME PUSSY THAT NIGGA IS SITTIN HOME WIT NO PANTS ON WATCHIN NARUTO WHILE DOWNLOADING OCTOPUS P-NO AND THINKIN ABOUT WHAT A D IN THE B FEELS LIKE.