YO SO THE DRUG TUTORIAL SHIT WAS WAY TOO LONG FOR ONE POST B SO I BROKE IT UP INTO 2 CUZ I KNOW YALL NIGGAS DON'T GOT ATTENTION SPANS AND I DON'T EITHER.
I DID COKE AND SHROOMS AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS RUNNIN OUTTA DRUGS I KNEW ABOUT (I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY FAM I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HUFFIN GLUE OR METH OR "WHIPPITS" WHATEVER THE FUCK THOSE IS.) SO I INCLUDED A "WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU HIGH" AND SOME COCKTAIL (PAUSE) SUGGESTIONS.
COKE - I KINDA COMPARED COKE TO XANAX BEFORE CUZ IT GIVES YOU THAT SUPERMAN FEELING LIKE "NIGGA FUCK YOU IM THE MAN SUCK MY DICK OFFICER" WHICH IS DANGEROUS IF YOU A MINORITY. THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT XANAX MAKES YOU A SLURRING HUMAN WORM THAT JUST WANTS TO EAT AND CONVINCE NIGGAS THAT YOU HAVE THE BEST IDEAS EVER LIKE FOR EXAMPLE GOIN TO IHOP RIGHT NOW...COKE TURNS YOU INTO AN ANNOYING HUMAN HUMMINGBIRD THAT JUST WANTS TO DO MORE COKE AND CONVINCE NIGGAS YOU HAVE THE BEST IDEAS EVER LIKE FOR EXAMPLE GETTIN MORE COKE AND STARTING A WEB BASED PET GROOMING BUSINESS WHERE YOU GIVE DOGS MOHAWKS ("LIKE IN WAYNE'S WORLD! MEMBER THE DOG HAD A MOHAWK? WE'LL BE RICH!"). ON COKE YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE MAD IMPORTANT IDEAS AND YOUR SWAG IS ON A MILLION WHEN IN REALITY YOU GOT THE COKE DRIP AND YOU KEEP SNIFFLING AND YOUR JAW IS SWINGIN AROUND LIKE THE SHIT GOT BALL BEARINGS IN IT AND YOUR "IMPORTANT IDEA" IS YOUR BLOG WHERE YOU MAKE FUN OF CURRENT EVENTS AND GIVE NIGGAS ADVICE...WAIT...ANYWAY, THE GOOD PART ABOUT THAT IS THAT COKEHEADS COME IN BUNCHES SO IF YOU'RE ON COKE YOUR FRIENDS ARE SO THEY'RE RIDIN WITH YOU AND TELLING YOU ABOUT HOW THEY GONNA REVOLUTIONIZE THE CLOTHING INDUSTRY WITH THESE REALLY OFFICIAL TSHIRTS... THE SHIT JUST TURNS INTO THE ILL CIRCLE JERK OF THE BEST IDEAS...SHIT IS LIKE EBAY FOR ASPIRATIONS. IF YOUR COKE IS GOOD $40 (A LIL MORE THAN 2 GRAMS) IS ENOUGH B DON'T GO FUCKIN CRAZY AFTER A COUPLE BLASTS YOU'LL FEEL LIKE OJ THE JUICEMAN (AYE! OK!). IF YOUR COKE IS BAD YOU WON'T WANNA DO MORE THAN $60 WORTH CUZ YOU'LL BE SHITTING YOUR INTESTINES OUT THE NEXT DAY AND FEELING LIKE YOU SURVIVED GETTING EATEN AND SHITTED OUT BY A RHINOCEROS
SHROOMS - YO SO LIKE I SAID IN PT1 ALOTTA DRUGS YOU DO TO IMPROVE AN ACTIVITY. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHROOMS ARE FOR. YOU EAT A COUPLE CAPS WAIT A LIL WHILE THEN WALK THROUGH A PARK. IF YOU DONT SEE PURPLE LASERS AND FLYING RABBITS AND THE FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD THEN I'LL STOP EATING PLATANOS. GO TO THE SUPERMARKET WITH SOME FRIENDS AND LAUGH AT HOW THE CARROTS LOOK LIKE OLD LADIES WITH ROLLERSKATES ON, EAT ICE CREAM, GO TO A BASEBALL GAME. AS FAR AS I KNOW THERE AIN'T NO NEXT DAY DEATH FEELING WITH THIS SHIT. THE ONLY FUCKED UP THING IS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHEN YOU'RE GONNA NOT BE HIGH ANYMORE AND TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF NOT HIGH IS FUCKIN TERRIFYING. IF YOU EVER WENT HOME AND TRIED TO FALL ASLEEP ON THESE SHITS YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT. THIS IS WHEN SHROOMS ARE THE WORST CUZ YOU START SAYING SHIT TO YOURSELF LIKE "YOU NOT HIGH ANYMORE NIGGA STOP FORCIN IT" THEN YOU LOOK DOWN AT YOUR DICK WHEN YOU'RE TAKIN A PISS AND IT SCARES THE SHIT OUTTA YOU CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE THIS. THEN YOU BACK TO SQUARE ONE AND YOU HEAR BIRDS CHIRPING EVEN THOUGH ITS 2AM. SO IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE HIGH ANYMORE CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND STOP THINKIN ABOUT IT SON.
MERO IM HIGH, NOW WHAT? - WELL IT DEPENDS ON WHAT PLANE YOU FLYIN IN B, IF YOU'RE SMOKIN WEED PLAY VIDEO GAMES OR RAP. IF YOU'RE MAD BLAZED AND FREESTYLIN A LINE LIKE "HIJACK A PLANE, SHORTY GIMME BRAIN" WILL MAKE EVERYBODY BE LIKE "OHHHHH!!!" LIKE YOU JUST KILLED IT ON FREESTLE FRIDAY, YOU CAN ALSO WATCH FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDEOS. IF YOU'RE DRUNK, FUCK SOMEBODY YOU NORMALLY WOULDN'T FUCK. IF YOU'RE COKED UP TELL SOMEBODY ABOUT THIS NEW SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE YOU'RE WORKIN ON JUST MAKE SURE THAT SOMEBODY AIN'T ME, OR YOU COULD GO ON ITUNES AND TELL YOURSELF HOW MUCH MORE TALENTED YOU ARE THAN HALF THESE NIGGAS ON HERE. IF YOU'RE ON E AND YOU'VE TAKEN E BEFORE, GO TO THE CHINESE PLACE AND GET A MASSAGE AND GET JERKED ILLZ...IT'LL BLOW YOU AWAY B, IF YOU NEVER TOOK E BEFORE DON'T EVEN DO IT TO YASELF CUZ YOU'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK, JUST STAY HOME AND JERK OFF TILL YOU READY FOR THE MAJORS LIL NIGGA. IF YOU ON PERCS LAY IN A BEAN BAG WITH A 6PACK OF HEINENKENS AND LISTEN TO THIS ON REPEAT TILL YOU FINISH THE BEERS, THEN GET A BJ FROM A FAT GIRL (THEY DO IT BETTER). IF YOU ON XANAX GO WRITE GRAFFITI, EVEN IF YOU DON'T WRITE GRAFFITI...OR CLIMB A BILLBOARD OR DO SOME OTHER WILD SHIT LIKE IF YOU WHITE RIDE YOUR BIKE DOWN 3RD AVE AT NIGHT ON FRIDAY DRESSED AS AN IPHONE.
MIXING DRUGS - YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU MIXING BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE AND EVEN MORE CAREFUL WHEN YOU MIXING COKE AND XANAX, FUCK AROUND AND YOU'LL HEATH LEDGER YASELF. PERSONALLY I DON'T MIX MAD PILLS B CUZ I DON'T WANT NIGGAS TO FIND ME DEAD ON THE COUCH WIT NO PANTS ON AND SLUTINAS ON REPEAT CUZ I ATE A BUNCH OF PILLS TOGETHER AND THEN BLEW THROUGH 6 GRAMS ON SOME NICK NOLTE SHIT. MIX WEED WITH ANYTHING, I ACTUALLY RECOMMEND WEED AFTER GETTING OD DRUNK OR DOING A COREY FELDMAN AMMOUNT OF COKE. SHIT WILL HELP YOU CALM DOWN AND STOP CHEWING YOUR TEETH. WEED IS LIKE FRENCH FRIES B, SHIT GOES WITH EVERYTHING. AS FAR AS ALCOHOL I WAS GONNA PRETEND I KNEW THIS BUT I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THE BUBBLES IN BEER MAKES OTHER DRUGS DISSOLVE FASTER OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. IDK IF THAT'S TRUE BUT THAT NIGHT I ENDED UP WITH THE LOBSTER CLAW BITCH IN QUEENS IMMOBILIZED I WAS TIGHT CUZ I HAD ATE A BUNCH OF PILLS AND FELT MAD NORMAL, SO I WENT INTO A RANDOM BAR IN MIDTOWN ORDERED 3 TEQUILA SHOTS, DID THEM, AND WALKED OUT. SO I WOULD PROBABLY JUST DRINK SOME BEERS IF I WAS YOU B.
THATS BASICALLY ALL I CAN THINK OF, IF YOU THINKA SOMETHING YOU KNOW WHERE TO HOLLA AT ME @THEKIDMERO AND AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM...IM NOT GETTIN DEEP ON THIS ONE IM JUST SAYIN ANYTHING YOU READ ON THIS BLOG I AIN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU FALLIN OFF A BILLBOARD OR CALLIN A HOOKER AND LOSIN YOUR JOB OR SOME NEXT SHIT. WE ALL ADULTS HERE. #POW
