LIFE...(LIFE LIFE) I WONDER...WILL IT TAKE ME UNDER?

YO I KNOW ITS KINDA LAME TO JUST SIT AROUND HOPIN TO BE RICH AND NOT REALLY HUSTLIN BUT I ALSO THINK ITS WORSE TO HUSTLE MAD HARD TO GET RICH THEN BARELY MAKE IT THERE BY 40 AND OD ON COCAINE WHEN IM 42. SO IMA JUST KEEP WRITIN MY LITTLE BLOG ON SOME NONCHALANT SHIT AND HOPEFULLY SOMEBODY FAMOUS READ THE SHIT ONE DAY AND BE LIKE "THIS NIGGA IS FUNNY IMA PUT HIM IN A COUPLE MUSIC VIDEOS & SHIT AND HE COULD BE IN MY ENTOURAGE"...AWWW SHIT NIGGA!! *HARLEM SHAKE* I DON'T EVEN CARE IF ITS SOME CORNY NIGGA LIKE NELLY OR MC HAMMER OR SOME SHIT. I'LL BE IN THE YOUTUBE INTERVIEW VIDEOS WIT MAD (LEGAL!) FIREARMS AND MAD (LEGAL!) WEED (I'LL SHOW NIGGAS MY WEED CARD) TALKIN MAD SHIT.

NIGGAS AIN'T READY FOR ME.

I'LL BE THE MOST SELFISH, IGNANT, ARROGANT DICKHEAD NIGGA IN THE GALAXY. SO I GUESS IT'S GOOD THAT I DON'T GET FAMOUS CUZ NIGGAS DON'T REALLY WANNA SEE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF ME WITH A BUNCH OF NUDE FEMALES WITH FAKE TITS DRINKIN MOUNTAIN DEW AND COURVOISIER, WIT MY SON IN A BABY SEAT EATIN COOKIES, PLAYIN XBOX SO HIGH I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY FINGERS SO I GIVE UP ON THAT AND JUST START TALKIN ABOUT HOW EVERYBODY IS FUCKIN WACK IF THEY DON'T FUCK WITH ME THEN SMACKIN ONE OF THE NUDE FEMALES ON THE TITTY AND BEIN LIKE "I CAN DO THAT CUZ I'M THAT NIGGA" BEFORE PASSING OUT. MATTERFACT LET'S KEEP THIS BLOG A SECRET JUST BETWEEN ME AND ALL 58 OF Y'ALL (I HAD 59 LAST WEEK! FUCK YOU DESERTER!) SO THAT WAY I DON'T OD ON PILLS AND NOT EVEN GET MENTIONED IN THE NEWSPAPER.

NAH FUCK THAT I WANNA BE RICH!!! FUCK THAT!!! YO MY NIGGA I LIVE IN THE BRONX!! I LOVE THE BRONX BUT CAN I HAVE A HOUSE IN RIVERDALE OR SOME SHIT?! I MEAN I'LL STILL COME VISIT NIGGAS IN ALL MY SPOTS BUT DAMN NIGGA CAN I HAVE A POOL?! AN IN HOME GYM THAT I'LL NEVER USE?! LIKE 4 BENZOS?! AND BY BENZOS I MEAN CARS, I ALREADY GOT 4 OF THE OTHER KIND OF BENZOS...CAN I HAVE A DEBIT CARD I CAN JUST USE WITHOUT NEVER CALLIN TO CHECK THE BALANCE? OR WHEN I CALL TO CHECK THE BALANCE IT JUST PLAYS THIS CUZ I GOT IT LIKE THAT? FUCK BEIN BROKE SHIT IS WILD ASS!! FUUCKCKC$n0IH$Ih@!!! NIGGA LISTEN!! IF YOU BROKE!! TELL ME BEIN BROKE AIN'T GARBAGE?! NIGGA WHEN I WAS GROWIN UP WE WAS BROKE AS FUCK AND ITS COOL CUZ IT MADE ME NOT BE GREEDY AND I LEARNED TO SHARE AND SHIT LIKE THAT BUT NIGGA FUCK THAT IM GROWED UP I NEED SOME BREAD!! KANYE READ MY BLOG AND SIGN ME TO YOUR LABEL TO DO SKITS!! YOU HEARD?! (IM SCREAMIN THIS RITE NOW.) HOLLA AT ME SOMEBODY RICH!! FUCK B. THIS IS LIKE THROWIN A MESSAGE INTO THE OCEAN IN A FUCKIN BOTTLE. NOT EVEN IN A BOTTLE SON CUZ AT LEAST IN A BOTTLE ITS A ONE IN A BILLION CHANCE SOMEBODY GONNA GET THE SHIT. MAN FUCK THIS SHIT IM JUMPIN OFF THE GWB!!



NAH CHILL YOU WILDIN I AINT GOIN OUT LIKE THAT. LONG AS THERES WEED, BEER, AND RICE & BEANS IM CA$H. I'LL TEETEE YALL NIGGAS LATER. JUST HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST REAL QUICK.


YO ALSO ITS MAD FUNNY HOW NAS SAYS "LOIFE IS LOIKE A DOICE GHAAAAAYME" IN THAT JOINT UP THERE.