YO I KNOW SOME OF YOU NIGGAS ARE WITH A BORING BITCH AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DUMP SHORTY WITHOUT LOOKIN LIKE THE ILL PENIS. HERE'S SOME LEGITIMATE REASONS TO BREAK UP WITH THIS BROAD B, IF SHE ASKS YOU YOU CAN SHOW HER THIS CUZ IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET ITS TRUE FACTS. (I READ THAT ON WIKIPEDIER)
1) SHE TALKS TOO MUCH: YO IDK ABOUT YOU BUT SOMETIMES I NEED A MOMENT OF SILENCE. WHAT DO GIRLS TALK ABOUT ALL DAY? ITS LIKE 4 THINGS I CAN THINK ABOUT TALKIN ABOUT ALL DAY. LIKE 4 MAIN IDEAS B AND EVERYTHING ELSE FALLS INTO THOSE CATEGORIES, BITCHES BE HAVIN LIKE 148 THESIS STATEMENTS B. I CAN'T TALK ABOUT ONE SONG FOR 45 MINUTES BITCH FUCK OUT MY FAAAACE! YOU BLOWIN MINE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SISTER NOT PAYIN FOR THAT ONE DRINK WHEN WE WENT OUT WHY YOU TRYNA HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT THATS LONGER THAN RICK ROSS TITTIES?
2) SHE LISTENS TO ANNOYING MUSIC MAD LOUD: YO THERES MEDICAL RESEARCH THAT PROVES THAT LISTENIN TO WACK MUSIC MAKES YOUR DICK SHRINK AND YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE GO UP. THATS WHY THE BITCH THAT WAS MARRIED TO PAUL MCARTNEY LEG FELL OFF. IT ALSO MAKES YOU HAVE CANCER...AIGHT NOW STOP HER FROM READIN THIS PART AND BE LIKE "SEE, I TOLD YOU!" NOW YOU CAN DEAD HER CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH AND IF SHE'S LIKE "NO" YOU CAN BE LIKE...
3) SHE'S SELFISH: YO IT'S 2 PEOPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUDDY, IF SHE'S ALL ABOUT HERSELF YOU KNOW SHE WRONG. "MERO HOW DO I KNOW IF SHE'S SELFISH?" DUH NIGGA, IF YOU AIN'T GETTING TOP, SELFISH. IF YOU NEVER EAT A HOME COOKED MEAL, SELFISH. IF SHE DOES THE LAUNDRY AND FOLD ALL HER SHIT AND PUT IT AWAY AND THROW YOUR SHIT ON THE FLOOR, SELFISH. IF SHE SHIT WHILE YOU BRUSHIN YA TEETH, #POW SELFISH. SO YOU COULD JUST WRITE ALL THIS SHIT DOWN AND START FAKE CRYIN & SHIT AND BE LIKE "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE" THEN TAKE OUT YOUR LIL PAPER AND READ IT...CUZ YOU POSED TO WRITE DOWN HOW SHE BEIN SELFISH.
4) SHE NEVER WEARS HEELS (EVER): BITCH GET WITH THE PROGRAM, ARE YOU 6? EVEN BABY TOM CRUISE WEARS HEELS MY G. LETS BE SERIOUS, WHY YOU GO EVERYWHERE IN FUCKIN FLIPFLOPS AND SOME BALLET SLIPPER LOOKIN SHITS? *THROWS YOUR SPACE AGE PUMAS IN THE GARBAGE* FUCK OUTTA HERE MA. PUT ON SOME HEELS THAT PUSH YOUR CHEEKS UP. IM NOT SAYIN WE GOTTA GO TO IHOP ON A SUNDAY IN THESE JOINTS BUT IM SAYIN ACT LIKE YOU KNOW HOW TO NOT LOOK LIKE A ARABIAN MATH TEACHER IN GERMAN DYKE SHOES.
5) SHE TAKES UP THE WHOLE BED: IF YOU GOT A QUEEN SIZE BED AND YOU MAKE A 180 DEGREE ROLL AND FALL OFF THE BED SHE TAKIN UP TOO MUCH OF THE BED B. IF SHE SLEEPIN LIKE SHE'S SKYDIVIN AND YOU SLEEPIN LIKE COUNT DRACULA IN A ELEVATOR SHAFT THEN SHE NEED TO GO. CUZ LACK OF SLEEP LEADS TO PULMONARY DISEASE AND DYSENTERY.
6) IF SHE CAN'T EVEN MAKE ONE THING IN THE KITCHEN EVEN WITH A RECIPE: IF THE BITCH CAN'T MAKE RAMEN THAT IS A PERFECTLY VALID REASON TO DREW BREES OUTTA THERE. WHAT IF YOU DON'T WANNA COOK? IM SAYIN I'M DOMINICAN SO I GET BUSY IN THE KITCHEN NO MO, BUT I'M SAYIN NIGGA STOVES IS HOT AND MAKIN FOOD IS A PAIN IN THE ASS MOST THE TIME. YOU DO IT! OH YOU CAN'T? AIGHT PEACE GOD.
7) SHE'S OD DRAMATIC: IF THIS BITCH IS ALWAYS FIGHTIN WITH SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET AND IS ALWAYS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE AT HER JOB/SCHOOL/YOGA CLASS/DOGFIGHT OR WHATEVER HOW LONG YOU THINK TILL YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET INVOLVED? AGAIN, PERFECT REASON. "YO I'M TRYNA LIVE A NORMAL LIFE MA I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SASHA BUYIN THE SAME SHOES AS YOU AND YOU THINKIN SHE'S A STUPID BITCH CUZ SHE SAID SHE AIN'T LIKE EM WHEN YOU WORE EM"...THEN YOU BOUNCE.
LUCKY 7 MY NIGGAS IMA GO DRINK SOME HERBAL TEA AND LISTEN TO COMMON. PEACE!!
HAHA YEAH RIGHT IM BOUT TO EAT SOME PATELITOS AND LISTEN TO OMEGA, I'M FEELIN EXTRA DR TODAY. SQUALLA ATCHA BOY.
@THEKIDMERO
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