Video de Chris Hemsworth
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En este vídeo podemos observar la participación de Chris Hemsworth para una
sesión de fotos de la revista Magazine, y a su vez aprovechando a demostrar...
OCTOPUS P-NO?
YO SO THE OTHER DAY I'M IN BARNES & NOBLE ON SOME SMART SHIT LOOKIN AT BOOKS & SHIT LIKE THAT AND I'M GETTIN READY TO LEAVE SO I CUT THROUGH AN AISLE CALLED "MANGA"...AND ALMOST TRIPPED OVER 17 FAT FUCKIN NERDS SITTIN THERE READIN THE SHIT OUTTA SOME PICTURES. SO I'M LIKE "THE FUCK IS A MANGA?" AND I GRAB A BOOK OFF A SHELF...I SHOULDA KNOWN B. FUCKIN ANIME. I'M TRYNA UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKES THESE NIGGAS TICK SO I'M READIN THROUGH THIS SHIT AND ITS GAY THEN A MUHFUCKA!! SHIT IS ON SOME ARCHIE COMICS SHIT EXCEPT THE NIGGAS ALL LOOK LIKE WHITE INSECTS WITH PLASTIC HAIR. WHAT IS HOT ABOUT THIS?
WHY EVEN IN THE HOODEST OF HOODS THERE'S STILL ANIME NERDS? I WAS TAKIN A CLASS AND I'M SITTIN AT MY TABLE TALKIN TO A BROAD AND THIS WEIRD PUERTO RICAN KID COMES UP AND SAYS (I'M NOT LYIN) YOU'RE SO FUCKIN COOL HOW DO YOU TALK TO GIRLS LIKE THAT? (I'M DEAD ASS) SO I'M LIKE "FUCK YOU TALKIN ABOUT PANCHO? GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY PERSONAL SPACE B." THEN HE LAUGHED LIKE I WAS JOKIN SO I WAS LIKE "NIGGA PUSSY IS LIKE BASEBALL, IF YOU HIT 30% OF THE TIME YOU DOIN GOOD. SO YOU GOTTA GET UP THERE AND TAKE YOUR SWINGS B. WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? A BITCH SAYS GET OUTTA MY FACE?" WHO CARES?" NIGGA WAS ASTONISHED AND THE NEXT DAY I REGRETTED EVER SPEAKIN TO THIS CHUMP CUZ HE RUNS UP ON ME WITH HIS IPHONE AND STARTS SHOWIN ME ANIME ON THE SHIT LIKE WE BEST FRIENDS AND HE WANTS ME IN HIS SEWING GANG.
ANYWAY THE POINT OF THAT STORY IS THAT ANIME IS FOR VIRGINS AND IT MAKES NIGGAS OBSESSED WITH ASIAN BITCHES AND ASIAN BITCHES ARE ALMOST AS SWAGGERLESS AS WHITE BITCHES SO IT'S DANGEROUS TERRITORY B. IF YOU EVER CROSS PATHS WITH A FEMALE THATS INTO ANIME BE CAREFUL CUZ SHE PROBABLY GOT A HAIRY PUSSY THAT WEARS GLASSES (HER PUSSY WEARS GLASSES.) AND SMELLS LIKE THE GARBAGE RIGHT BEFORE IT GETS PICKED UP.
NIGGAS GO TO CONVENTIONS DRESSED AS ROBOTS AND JERK OFF TO CARTOONS OF OCTOPUSES FUCKIN BITCHES THAT LOOK LIKE BABY INSECTS WITH GIANT TITS...YOU KNOW WHAT COMES AFTER JERKIN OFF TO OCTOPUS P-NO? JERKIN OFF DICKS (THATS NOT YOURS) INTO YOUR BATI. NAHMEAN? THAT SHIT IS THE HOMO GATEWAY DRUG...AND I'M NOT SURPRISED ANIME NERDS ARE HARDBODY KARATE INTO EMINEM.
IF YOU GOT ONE OF THESE NIGGAS IN YOUR FAMILY TRY TO COUNCIL THEM B, DO AN INTERVENTION CUZ WHILE YOU'RE OUT AT THE BAR BOUT TO GO HOME DRUNK AND DO THE CHACHA SLIDE IN SOME PUSSY THAT NIGGA IS SITTIN HOME WIT NO PANTS ON WATCHIN NARUTO WHILE DOWNLOADING OCTOPUS P-NO AND THINKIN ABOUT WHAT A D IN THE B FEELS LIKE.