Video de Chris Hemsworth
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En este vídeo podemos observar la participación de Chris Hemsworth para una
sesión de fotos de la revista Magazine, y a su vez aprovechando a demostrar...
NIGGAS THAT WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY
YO THERES ALOT OF NIGGAS WHO WAS POWERFUL OR HAD SHIT ON SMASH OR DID MAD DIRT AND NIGGAS THINK THEY PROBABLY TOUGH GUYS, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESE NIGGAS THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THEY WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY AND WASN'T GANGSTA AT ALL AND THEY JUST GOT WRITTEN UP THAT WAY CUZ THEY HAD PR PEOPLE AND WAS COOL WITH NIGGAS AT THE NEWSPAPER OR WHATEVER. HERE'S A FEW OF THEM.
HITLER: THERES A FEW REASONS I THINK THIS NIGGA WAS MAD PUSSY. FIRST OF ALL, NIGGA EITHER HAD OD HAIR GEL OR NIGGA WAS ALWAYS SWEATIN, CUZ HIS HAIR ALWAYS LOOK MAD WET NO HOMO LIKE HE JUST GOT OUT THE SHOWER. IF IT'S HAIRGEL HE'S PUSSY CUZ HE USE OD HAIR GEL AND IF IT'S SWEAT THEN THE NIGGA IS MAD NERVOUS ALL THE TIME WHICH MEANS HE PUSSY. ALSO, THIS NIGGA IS WEARING A SASH, OR A PURSE. COME ON FAM, I THOUGHT YOU WAS ON SOME GENOCIDE SHIT? YOU WEARING A LITTLE BABY PURSE AND A JUNIOR KHAKI SUIT LOOKIN LIKE A SCIENTIST ON A TODDLER SAFARI WITH A LITTLE ARMBAND LIKE THIS A SUMMER CAMP AND YOU DON'T WANNA GET LOST...AND YOU GOT THE MOST PUSSIEST FACIAL HAIR I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE SHIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE KIDDING. LOOK AT THAT PICTURE B, HE LOOKS LIKE A GAY PUERTO RICAN NIGGA SAYING "AAAYYYEE NOOO" MY EYEBALLS CAN HEAR IT.
GEORGE WASHINGTON: THIS NIGGA IS THE FATHER OF THE COUNTRY AND REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT THE NIGGA GOT ON A WIG AND A POETRY SHIRT. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE MY GRANDMA IN A BLAZER. AND THIS GUY WORE A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS ALL THE TIME. IMAGINE I GO OUT IN A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS? THATS LIKE WEARING A SANDWICH BOARD THAT SAY "NIGGA I AM SO PUSSY" ALSO I DON'T THINK WARS BACK IN THE DAY WAS A BIG DEAL, IF A NIGGA SHOT YOU AND MISSED IT TOOK LIKE 13 MINUTES FOR THEM TO RELOAD. SO BASICALLY ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BE PUSSY AND WAIT FOR NIGGAS TO SHOOT FIRST THEN MAKE SURE YOU AIN'T MISS. WASN'T NO LANDMINES OR SNIPER RIFLES OR GRENADES. SHIT WAS A JOKE. NIGGAS BASICALLY HAD KNIFE FIGHTS WITH STICKS...AND THEY WAS WEARING SPORT COATS AND THIGH HIGHS THE WHOLE TIME. WILD PUSSY. NIGGA LOOKS MAD PUSSY IN THE PICTURE OF HIM IN THE BOAT TOO. ALSO, THE INDIANS FOUGHT ALL THIS NIGGAS FIGHTS FOR HIM BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GO, NIGGAS GON TEACH YOU HISTORY. MY SON WAS PROBABLY OD PUSSY.
BIN LADEN: THIS NIGGA IS SO PUSSY CUZ HE TOLD SOME DOOLA NIGGAS TO BLOW UP THE WORLD TRADE CUZ IF THEY DID THEY WOULD GET TO FUCK 72 BITCHES WITH BIG TITS. NIGGA HAD HIS LIL SECRET DEAL WIT BUSH AND BUSH WAS LIKE "SIKE!! FUCK YOU NIGGA I GOTTA MERK YOU SO NIGGAS DON'T FIND OUT ABOUT OUR DEAL WHICH WASN'T REALLY A DEAL CUZ I JUST SAID SIKE" SO NOW THIS NIGGA IS HIDIN ALL OVER THE PLACE MAD PUSSY LIKE. IF HE WAS THUGGED OUT HE'D BE ON HIS TWITTER LIKE "YO WHATS POPPIN @BARACKOBAMA ILL SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU NIGGA WHATS SHAKIN? I'M AT 176 AND THE CONCOURSE RIGHT NOW AT KENNEDY FRIED EATIN SOME HALAL SHIT COME THRU AND I'LL PUT THE NEPTUNES ON YOU NIGGA WATTUP THEN?" BUT HE'S NOT EVEN DOIN THAT. HE AIN'T EVEN PUTTIN OUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND EVEN JOE BUDDEN BITCH ASS PUTS OUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT NIGGAS. BIN LADEN SO PUSSY HE GOT NIGGAS DOIN AUDIO TRACKS PRETENDIN TO BE HIM CUZ HE'S MAD NERVOUS SOMEWHERE CRYIN MAD SHOOK WITH A AK WIT NO BULLETS AND MAD SAND IN IT USIN HIS TURBAN AS A MANPON CUZ HIS ASS IS SWEATIN OD CUZ HE NERVOUS. UDDDD PUSSY.
ROSIE O'DONNELL: IS PROLLY MAD PUSSY TOO. OH LOOK AT YOU PUT UP YOUR DUKES OH IM MAD NERVOUS!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BITCH YOU HANG OUT WITH BOY GEORGE, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NIGGA? HE WEARS PAINT AS A HAT. HE CALLED COPS TO HIS CRIB TO TELL THEM SOMEONE STOLE HIS COKE. CALLIN COPS IS A PUSSY MOVE. THAT NIGGA IS A CLOWN AND THAT'S YOUR MANS & THEM, SO YOU PUSSY BY ASSOCIATION. YOU NOT MAKIN NO ONE NERVOUS. USUALLY DYKES ARE MAD THUGGED OUT (IN THE BX ANYWAY IDK BOUT OTHER PLACES) AND GOT CORNROWS AND SHIT AND MAKE NIGGAS NERVOUS CUZ IF THEY BEAT YOU UP YOU STILL GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOKED LIKE DON OMAR SHE STILL IS A GIRL AND SHE FUCKED YOU UP SO YOU LOOKIN WILD PUSSY RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I ONCE SEEN A PUERTO RICAN DYKE CLEAR OUT A MOB OF NIGGAS IN A BAR FIGHT SWINGIN HER BELT BUCKLE AROUND SMASHIN BOTTLES AND SHIT ON SOME RAGE MODE PACMAN JONES SHIT. THAT BITCH WAS GANGSTA, SHE ALSO HAD A FAKE DICK IN HER PANTS WHICH WAS WEIRD AND NOT GANGSTA BUT I'M SAYIN IF YOU BACK DOWN 5 NIGGAS SWINGIN YOUR BELT LIKE ITS POWPOW TIME I GOTTA GIVE IT TO YOU, FAKE DILZ OR NOT. ROSIE O'DONNELL PROLLY WOULD NOT DO THAT SHE MIGHT JUST SUE NIGGAS AND CALL COPS WHICH IS OD PUSSY AND THEN SAY THE SHIT IS A HATE CRIME WHICH IS EVEN MORE PUSSY CUZ HATE CRIMES ARE OD PUSSY.
SO YO BASICALLY DON'T TRY TO BE LIKE THESE NIGGAS CUZ THEY PUSSY. YOU DON'T WANNA BE PUSSY YOU WANNA GO OUT LIKE A G. SO YOUR TOMBSTONE SAYS "THIS NIGGA WAS NOT LIKE ROSIE O'DONNELL AT ALL. HE WAS A G."