YO THIS DUDE THE OTHER DAY WAS TALKIN ABOUT TUPAC AND I GOT THE IDEA TO DO A "RAPPERS THAT SUCK" JOINT CUZ NIGGAS NEED TO KNOW WHO SUCKS SO THEY CAN STOP LISTENING TO THEM. IMA HELP YOU. THE FOLLOWING NIGGAS FUCKIN SUCK.
JOE BUDDEN - DUH, THIS NIGGA SUCKS IN THE EASIEST WAY TO DESCRIBE. HOMIE IS THE FIRST "INTERNET RAPPER" EVER. NIGGA HAD/HAS THE WORST ADLIBS IN THE GAME (OOOUNH, WEEEEHB, AND JOEH!!) NIGGA MAKES DEPRESSING MUSIC FOR DEPRESSED NERDS AND SOMEHOW HAS THE MOST DIEHARD INTERNET FANBASE SINCE BOXXY (GOOGLE THAT BITCH MAD NIGGAS IS ON HER CLIT). THIS NIGGA SUCKS THOUGH! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT. NIGGAS WILL BE LIKE "LISTEN TO BROKEN WINGS BRO!! HE'S SO NICE!!" REALLY FAM? I COULD GO TO A SHRINK AND BE LIKE "I LISTEN TO BUDDEN" AND IMMEJUTLY GET A SCRIPT FOR ZOLOFT. GET THIS FUCKIN GUY OUTTA HERE! DUDE TALKS SHIT ABOUT RAPPERS HE HAS NO BUSINESS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT THEN GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND IMMEDIATELY GOES ON YOUTUBE WITH AN ICEPACK ON HIS EYE SITTING INDIAN STYLE TO TALK ABOUT IT? TALKIN ABOUT SQUARE DANCES? COME ON B.
EMINEM - "MERO YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE JUST HATING ON EMINEM CUZ HE'S WHITE!" NO. NO I'M NOT. I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE. THEY WRITE MY CHECKS. I HATE EMINEM CUZ HE MAKES MUSIC FOR 13 YEAR OLD WIGGERS IN INDIANA. IF THERE WAS A TOUR CALLED "WIGGERPALOOZA" HE WOULD BE HEADLINING. THE NIGGA WENT FROM A FUCKIN CLOWN THAT RAPPED ABOUT OVERDOSING ON DRUGS AND RAPING HIS MOM TO A CLOWN THAT RAPS ABOUT "OVERCOMING OBSTACLES" AND BEING "NOT AFRAID"...YOU KNOW WHAT IM NOT AFRAID OF? RUNNING INTO ONE OF THIS NIGGAS FANS AND HAVING A DEBATE ABOUT THE NIGGA SUCKING/NOT SUCKING. I WON'T EVEN SAY WORDS. I JUST SHOW THEM THIS AND THIS. DEBATE OVER. JUST TO DRIVE IT HOME THE FIRST LINK IS HIM TALKIN ABOUT SHOVIN GERBILS IN HIS CHEEKS AND GETTING HIS ANALS VIOLATED...THE SECOND ONE IS A SKIT ON HIS ALBUM WHERE 2 GUYS ARE BLOWIN ANOTHER GUY. I NEVER HEARD A NAS ALBUM WITH GAY BLOWJOBS ON IT. DUDE IS GONNA WAIT TILL HE'S WASHED UP TO COME OUT THE CLOSET A LA RICKY MARTIN. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
TUPAC - YEAH I PROBABLY LOST SOMEA YALL ON THAT ONE BUT GUESS WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THIS NIGGA HAD LIKE 3 GOOD SOLO SONGS...AND I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THEY ARE. THE PROBLEM WITH THIS NIGGA IS ACTUALLY A PROBLEM WITH SOCIETY BECAUSE NIGGAS REALLY TALK ABOUT THIS FUCKIN NERD LIKE HE WAS A BABY JESUS GAVE BIRTH TO AFTER HE FUCKED ARISTOTLE. TUPAC WAS A BALLERINA WITH A GUMBY SON. A BALLERINA WITH A GUMBY WHO DANCED IN THE BACKGROUND WEARING SEQUINS WHILE SHOCK G WORE A FAKE NOSE AND SAMBO'D AROUND LIKE A DICK. THEN HE PLAYED A GANGSTA ASS NIGGA IN JUICE AND WAS LIKE "FUCK THIS I AM GANGSTA! I'M PAC NIGGA!" THEN HE GOT A MACHINE GUN TATTOOED ON HIS BELLY BUTTON AND IT WAS A WRAP. NIGGA STAYED IN CHARACTER TILL HE GOT SMOKED (THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO GANGSTAS PAC, DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?) PRIOR TO THAT NIGGA WROTE POETRY AND IN GENERAL DID OD SHERM NONTHUG THINGS BUT HE MIXED IT UP WITH SPITTING IN CAMERAS AND DATE RAPE SO HE WAS STILL "THUGGED OUT". HE HAD 2 "CONSCIOUS" SONGS SO YOU TAKE THAT, MIX IT IN WITH HIS "REALNESS" AND HIS POETRY BOOK AND YOU GOT NIGGAS WITH GED'S WHO CAN'T SPELL CONSCIOUSNESS (THEY SPELL IT CONSHISNESS) GOIN FUCKIN CRAZY LIKE THE NIGGA WAS JOHN FUCKIN DEWEY. READ A FUCKIN BOOK B.
THATS 3, OBVIOUSLY THERE'S MORE BUT YOU KNOW ME, I LET YOU GET A LITTLE TASTE SO YOU COME BACK WILD PAUSE NO HOMO.
