YO IM MAD LATE I SHOULDA TOUCHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO BUT IM LIKE GABOUREY AT A BUFFET B I GOT ALOTTA SHIT ON MY PLATE.
ANYWAY THAT LIL GAY NIGGA WAS ON SKYPE FUCKIN A DUDE? I AIN'T GET THE DETAILS...OR WAS A DUDE FUCKIN HIM? CUZ THAT SHIT MATTERS B. IF YOU IN THE CLOSET AND NIGGAS DON'T KNOW YOU DOWN WITH STICKIN D'S IN B'S ITS LESS EMBARASSING TO BE SMASHIN A NIGGA FROM THE BACK WILD PAUSE THAN TO BE LAYIN ON YOUR BACK LIKE YOU TRYNA TAN UNDER YOUR SAC GETTIN YOUR DOUGHNUT BLOWN OUT SUPER WILD PAUSE. CUZ YOU COULD ALWAYS BE LIKE "YEAH SON I RAPED THAT NIGGA HE OWED ME MONEY/RAPED MY SISTER/HIS DOG SHIT IN FRONT THE BUILDIN AND I STEPPED IN IT" LIKE IN THAT MOVIE WITH ROSARIO DAWSON WHERE SHE GETS RAPED BY THE WHITE DUDE THEN SHE TRICKS HOMIE AND TIES HIM UP THEN THE NIGGA GETS RAPED BY A SEAN JOHN MODEL...ALSO, NIGGA MERKED HIMSELF LIKE NIGGAS GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU SUCKIN DICKS? NOBODY DON'T CARE ABOUT NIGGAS SUCKIN DICKS ANYMORE. ITS 2011 B AND YOU LIVE[D] IN NEW JERSEY, THE GOVERNOR WAS SUCKIN DICKS LIKE 4 YEARS AGO B SHIT IS OLD NEWS. SO WHY YOU MAD (DEAD) LIL NIGGA? LIKE MY BITCH SMASHLEY (@SMASHBOOGIE HOLLA!) SAID "NIGGAS BE LOOKIN FOR REASONS TO OFF THEMSELVES" NIGGA USED THIS SHIT AS AN EXCUSE AND RUINED THE LIVES OF SOME CHINK BITCH AND SOME HABIB NIGGA THAT WAS PROBABLY ROCKIN SCHOLARSHIPS AND WAS OD NERDS IN HIGHSCHOOL AND WAS JUST ONE STEP ABOVE THE GAY VIOLINIST. NOW INSTEAD OF THEM PULLIN A PRANK AND CLIMBIN THE SOCIAL LADDER TO HANG OUT WITH THE NIGGAS THAT PLAY WII IN THE STUDENT LOUNGE ON FRIDAY NIGHTS EVERYBODY IS LIKE "YO YALL NIGGAS IS FUCKED UP THE GAY VIOLINIST BODIED HISSELF CUZ OF Y'ALL THAT NIGGA WAS COOL" BUT THEY LYIN CUZ THEY AIN'T EVEN KNOW THE NIGGA TILL HE OFFED HISSELF.
THEN THE NIGGA REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP BY LEAVIN A FACEBOOK SUICIDE NOTE. SHIT WAS MAD ANTICLIMACTIC SON, NIGGA WROTE "JUMPING OFF GWB SORRY TTYN" ("TALK TO YOU NEVER" HE AIN'T REALLY WRITE THAT I ADDED THAT IN THERE) WHICH IS MAD CORNY CUZ IF IMA MERK MY DELF IMA WRITE SOME MAD INTRICATE SHIT EXPLAININ WHY AND TELLIN EVERYBODY WHO THEY SHOULD BLAME IT ON AND FUCK UP & SHIT. THIS NIGGA LEFT A MESSAGE SHORTER THAN THE ONES I SEND TO MY WEEDMAN. COME ON SLIME, YOU DOIN IT WRONG.
SO YO JUST TO PUT IT OUT THERE IF I EVER MERK MYSELF WHICH I WON'T CUZ IM TOO FLY FOR THAT SHIT YOU'LL DEFINETLY KNOW THE 5 W'S (THERES 5? WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY AIGHT YEAH ITS 5) NAHMEAN SO YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME. I DON'T MEAN GO MERK YASELF I MEAN IF YOU GONNA DO IT DO IT RIGHT. AND DON'T DO IT CUZ NIGGAS FOUND OUT YOU SUCK DICKS, THAT'S LIKE MERKIN YOURSELF CUZ SOMEONE FOUND OUT YOU FAILED MATH IN 7TH GRADE. SHIT IS OD IRRELEVANT. GET IT TOGETHER NIGGAS.
