I'M NOT SEXIST B, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE FEMALES AND I EVEN GOT A WIFE THAT I ONLY BEAT UP LIKE ONCE EVERY 3 MONTHS. (IM PLAYIN ITS MORE LIKE EVERY 6 MONTHS) SO IMA COME UP WITH REASONS TO DUMP A NIGGA FOR FEMALES. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER DUMPED A NIGGA CUZ I DON'T FUCK WITH THE D'S INSIDE B'S LIKE THAT. BUT I BEEN DUMPED BEFORE (I KNOW ITS HARD TO BELIEVE) SO I GUESS I KINDA GOT AN IDEA OF WHY YOU SHOULD DEAD A NIGGA FROM EATIN THE HAM SANDWICH.
1) THE NIGGA IS WILD LAZY: IF THIS NIGGA WON'T EVEN ROLL OVER TO FUCK YOU THEN HE'S TOO LAZY AND YOU CAN BE OUT. YOU GOTTA EXPECT THIS THOUGH CUZ NIGGAS IN GENERAL IS LAZY AND IF THEY NOT THAT MEANS THEY REALLY LIKE YOU OR THEY GAY AND THEY JUST WANNA HAVE A BABY AND THEN COME OUT THE CLOSET. SO IF YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR SHOES ALPHABETIZED THEN DON'T GET PREGNANT. IF THE NIGGA REALLY LIKES YOU AND YOU DUMP HIM BE CAREFUL CUZ HE'S FINNA KILL YOU AND/OR YOUR CAT OD GRUESOMELY.
2) HE'S FUCKIN OTHER BITCHES: I'M SAYIN YOU COULD PROBABLY FORGIVE HIM? NIGGAS ALWAYS WANT NEW PUSSY, IT DON'T MEAN YOUR PUSSY WAS WACK BUT IMAGINE EATING YOUR FAVORITE MEAL EVERYDAY FOREVER, I LOVE MY MOMS CHICKEN BUT IF I HAD TO EAT IT EVERYDAY I WOULD ASSASSINATE THAT NIGGA MAMI. I GUESS YOU COULD LEAVE THOUGH. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO.
3) HE NEVER MAKES TIME FOR YOU: IF THIS NIGGA IS ALWAYS AND FOREVER WITH HIS NIGGAS OR "WORKING" OR DOING SOME NEXT SHIT THEN YOU CAN BOUNCE ON HIM WITH NO REMORSE. UNLESS THE NIGGA IS IN IRAQ OR SOME SHIT IN WHICH CASE HE'S FUCKIN STUPID CUZ ONLY STUPID NIGGAS SIGN UP TO GET SHOT AT BY NIGGAS IN SANDALS WHO WANNA DIE AND BEEN SHOOTIN AK'S AT GOATS SINCE 4 YEARS OLD. BUT I GUESS YOU SHOULD AT LEAST WAIT FOR THE NIGGA TO GET BACK FROM WHATEVER SHITHOLE HE'S AT TO DEAD HIM. IF YOU NEVER SEE THE NIGGA ANYWAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL.
4) YOU GAVE HIM DRUGS TO SELL AND HE ATE THEM ALL AND BROUGHT YOU BACK 3% OF WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING YOU BACK: THIS IS AN ILL BETRAYAL AND I KNOW THAT BUT STILL, I WAS TYPE BROKE AT THE TIME AND HAD ALOTTA TIME ON MY HANDS SO IT WAS LIKE "DUH" IMA EAT THESE PILLS, AND DRINK THESE BEERS, IMA GIVE NIGGAS PILLS IN EXCHANGE FOR WEED ETC ETC ETC, I GOT A FUN PASS SO IT'S GOIN DOWN...SO YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DEADED ME...HIM...YOU SHOULDNT...IM SAYIN YEAH YOU SHOULD DEAD THE NIGGA...BECAUSE OF SOME SHIT LIKE THIS.
5) HE BEATS YOU UP: I GOT A SISTER AND IF HER BOYFRIEND BEAT HER UP I WOULD PROBABLY BREAK THAT NIGGAS EYELID BONES. IF A NIGGA IS BEATING YOU UP CONSISTENTLY YOU SHOULD BOUNCE. BUT DON'T GET HYPE AND THINK YOU CAN PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER THE NIGGA LIKE FUCKIN MAYWEATHER AND THE NIGGA HAS TO SIT THERE LIKE THIS FUCKIN PUSSY ASS NIGGA RIGHT HERE. BE ADVISED MOST HOOD NIGGAS WILL SMACK A CHICKEN WING OUTTA YOU ONE GOOD TIME. SO IF YOU GONNA HANDLE A NIGGA GET PREPARED FOR THE SOLO HOME RUN. ON A SERIOUS TIP THOUGH I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU IF A NIGGA IS HANDLIN YOU FOR NO REASON THEN BE OUT.
WOW THIS IS BASICALLY A "WHY MERO GOT DUMPED" LIST B. THIS IS EMBARRASSING...I NEVER BEAT A BITCH UP THOUGH. NEVER! I HAD ONE EX I HAD TO SMACK ONCE CUZ SHE TRIED TO STAB ME CUZ SHE WAS CREEPIN AND I FOUND OUT AND I WAS LIKE "AIGHT I'M OUT" HOW BACKWARDS IS THAT? I CATCH YOU DOIN DIRT AND YOU TRY TO PUT A SKEWER IN A NIGGA WHEN HE TRY TO LEAVE? SMH. SHORTY WAS BAD THOUGH. SUPER BAD LIKE DRAWIN PENISES AND FUCKIN EMMA STONE. I WAS DOIN ME ON THE SIDE THOUGH BUT ITS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER B.
