YO...WHAT?

YO IMA JUST LEAVE THIS HERE B I AIN'T EVEN GONNA SAY NOTHING ABOUT THIS AT ALL, YOU COULD JUST WATCH IT.

VALENTINE'S DAY IS FOR BITCHES

AHHH YOU NIGGAS THOUGHT I MEANT VALENTINE'S DAY IS FOR BITCH NIGGAS? NAH I MEANT IT LITERALLY, VALENTINE'S DAY IS FOR BITCHES B. SHOW ME ONE NIGGA THAT'S EXCITED ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY. "MERO YOU'RE WRONG, MY BOYFRIEND IS SUPER EXCITED ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY!" CHILL MA STOP SCREAMING.

NO HE IS NOT. HE IS NOT AT ALL EXCITED ABOUT EXCHANGING CARDS WITH YOU AND BUYING YOU 70 DOLLAR CHOCOLATE COVERED EXOTIC FRUITS THAT COME IN 4 BOXES WITH 6 BOWS ON IT. HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ALL THAT. HE'S EXCITED ABOUT GETTING THAT EXOTIC PUSSY WHERE YOU WEAR LINGERIE AND LET HIM PUT HIS BABIES ON YOUR PALATE LIKE ITS SOME SORBET. NAHMEAN? THAT DOGGYSTYLE BJ FINGER IN YA BUTT SQUEEZIN YA TITTIES WITH THE OTHER HAND FLOW. THAT'S WHAT THAT NIGGA IS EXCITED ABOUT...NOW IF YOU DO THAT TYPE OF SHIT ON THE REGULAR [WHERE WERE YOU 5 YEARS AGO? AND ALSO] HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY HE'S JUST DOIN IT CUZ IF HE DON'T SEND YOU FLOWERS THEN THE BITCHES IN YOUR OFFICE THAT GOT FLOWERS ARE GONNA THINK THEY BETTER THAN YOU...ASKIN YOU SIDEWAYS QUESTIONS LIKE "OH YOU DIDN'T GET ANYTHING? WELL IT'S OK I'M SURE HE STILL LOVES YOU"...IN THEY HEAD THEY LIKE "THIS BITCH IS BENEATH ME AND HER MAN IS PROBABLY HOME PLAYING PLAYSTATION WITH NO PANTS ON LIKE A ILL FUCKIN CLOWN"...WHICH WILL THEN CAUSE HIM TO NOT GET BJ'S FOR WEEKS ON END AND OTHER PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SHIT BITCHES DO LIKE FOLD THEY LAUNDRY AND PUT IT AWAY & LEAVE YOUR SHIT IN A PILE ON THE FLOOR AND THEN THE DOG SLEEP ALL IN IT AND IF YOU NOT WHITE YOU GOTTA WASH THE SHIT AGAIN (WHITE PEOPLE LOVE THEY DOGS AND KISS THEM IN THE MOUTH I SEEN IT B DEAD ASS.)...


YOU KNOW WHY VALENTINE'S DAY ISN'T FOR NIGGAS? CUZ MOST NIGGAS DON'T LIKE GETTING FLOWERS AND TEDDY BEARS AND MOST NIGGAS CAN'T WRITE SOMETHING ROMANTIC TO SAVE THEY LIFE. SO IF YA MAN QUOTED SOME POEM, GO ON GOOGLE AND I BET YOU MY SONS LEFT NUT YOU FIND THAT SHIT WITHIN THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES YOU TO TAKE YA TAMPON OUT. ALSO, IF VALENTINE'S DAY WAS FOR NIGGAS IT WOULDN'T BE CALLED VALENTINE'S DAY IT WOULD BE CALLED "GIVE YOUR MAN HEAD BUTT NAKED IN 5 INCH HEELS UNTIL IT HURTS TO BUST A NUT" DAY. HOW MANY FEMALES WOULD COSIGN THAT HOLIDAY? NONE% NIGGA THAT'S HOW MANY. SO DON'T GET HYPE AND TRY TO START A MOVEMENT CUZ I TRIED TO TRICK A BITCH FROM D.R. INTO BELIEVING THAT AND IT ONLY WORKED TILL SHE LEARNED HOW TO USE HER METROCARD AND STARTED LEARNIN ABOUT LIFE.

AND FOR Y'ALL NIGGAS OUT THERE WITH WIFEYS AND KIDS AND ALL THAT LIVIN THAT FAMILY LIFE. I SALUTE YOU B, RAISE THEM KIDS RIGHT AND IF YOUR WIFE ISN'T A FUCKIN POTATO HEAD AND IS HOLDIN SHIT DOWN FOR YOUR FAMILY THEN DO SOMETHING SPECIAL TODAY CUZ THIS SHIT IS CRITICAL LIKE ELECTION DAY FOR BITCHES B. EVEN IF YOU JUST GONNA CHILL IN YOUR SET MAKE HER DINNER OR SOMETHING B. DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SHORTY CUZ HER TITTIES LOOK LIKE THAT CUZ OF YOUR KIDS SLIME. SO BE GLAD ABOUT THAT FLOPPY ASS TITTY MY NIGGA AND SUCK THAT SHIT LIKE ITS A BRAND NEW 17 YEAR OLD TITTY THAT BELONGS TO THIS BITCH.