WHATS SHAKIN? I WAS DRINKIN MY CAFE CON LECHE WHEN I OPENED THIS UP AND IT DIDN'T MAKE ME LAUGH TILL I LOOKED AT THE FLICK THEN I GOT BUSTELO UP MY NOSE...LOOK AT THIS NIGGA LOOKIN LIKE DUSTY BAKER WIT A GOATEE ON JUICE. SHOUTOUT TO MY NIGGA DIVERSE THOUGH
"mero just wanted to know what you thought about this bishop eddie long shit... is he gay? did the nigga molest those dudes? dude never even denied it today at church, he just said he's going to "fight back"..."
THIS NIGGA IS A BISHOP/PRIEST/REVEREND/WHATEVER? NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A RETIRED CORNERBACK. YOU SURE THAT NIGGA AIN'T A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL COACH? I AUTOMATICALLY THINK NIGGAS IN CHURCHES ARE PEDOPHILES B. I MEAN, IDK ABOUT ALOTTA CHURCH SHIT BUT AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO NOT GET PUSSY? LIKE ON SOME G SHIT GOD WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DARE TO GET PUSSY OR EVEN HAVE A GIRL SIT ON YOUR FACIAL...AND IF YOU ALLOWED TO GET PUSSY, THIS NIGGA SHOULDA GOT OD PUSSY CUZ HE'S FUCKIN RICH. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PUSSY RICH NIGGAS GET? UDD PUSSY. THAT'S WHAT KINDA MAKES ME THINK THIS NIGGA DIDN'T DO IT EVEN IF HE WAS GAY, MAD GAY NIGGAS WOULD BE ON HIS DICK CUZ HE'S RICH. ALSO, THE LIL NIGGA THAT ALLEGEDLY GOT HIS BOOTYHOLE TICKLED GOT SOME WEAK EVIDENCE, HIS LAWYER WAS LIKE "LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! HE HAS A PICTURE IN WORKOUT CLOTHES! HE IS CLEARLY GAY! AND A PEDOPHILE! WHO ELSE TAKES PICTURES LIKE THIS?"...UHH EVERY FEMALE IN THE WORLD AND A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF DUDES, THATS WHO.
NOW WHAT DOES MAKE ME THINK THIS NIGGA IS ON THE DL LIKE HUGHLEY WIFE IS THAT HIS MAIN SHIT IS "GAYS ARE EVIL" AND NIGGA DOES RALLIES AND MARCHES AND SHIT LIKE HE'S MAD CONCERNED ABOUT NIGGAS 69ING IN THE PRIVACY OF THEY OWN HOME. THATS SUSPECT. I TOLD NIGGAS BEFORE WHY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GAY NIGGAS DOIN THEM? THATS LIKE GIVIN A FUCK ABOUT FRENCH NIGGAS EATIN SNAIL DICKS. ITS WHAT THEY DO NIGGA, YOU DO YOU.
I'M TORN B, I'M WAITIN FOR THE TEXT MESSAGE TO COME OUT WHERE THIS NIGGA IS LIKE "HEY YOUNG BROTHA, PLZ COME TO MY RM SO I CAN BLO U PLZ XD"
