MERO MAILBAG 9/24 - "TEENAGE SWAG RETIREMENT"




MY MAILBOX IS POPPIN AGAIN GOOD LOOKIN, KEEP SENDIN ME SHIT I BE BORED. YO ON AN UNRELATED NOTE THE LIFE LESSON PART 2 IS GONNA BE UP MONDAY FOR NIGGAS THAT NEED THAT


"How old is too old to be tryin to keep up with whatever fashion trend is hot at the moment, and just say fuck it let me just rock these dickies and and a buttun up? You know you seen those cats like 40 plus
ed hardy down to the socks lookin gay as fuck. Also how old is to old to be havin braids and or a big ass can't even fit in the whip afro?"



WORD THIS IS A GREAT QUESTION B CUZ MY (OUR?) GENERATION IS GETTIN TO THAT POINT B, WHERE ITS LIKE NIGGA YOU REALLY SHOULD NOT BE WEARING A 4XL JERSEY UNLESS YOU A FAT NIGGA AT A BASKETBALL GAME...ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPECTRUM IF YOU BOUT TO BE 32 YOUR JEANS SHOULD NOT BE DENIM LEGGINGS...LOOKIN BACK ON IT I'D FEEL LIKE AN ILL DICKHEAD GOIN ANYWHERE DRESSED LIKE I WAS AS A YOUNGN. CUZ IM GETTIN TO THAT AGE WHERE IM DONE WITH TRENDS, MY JEANS FIT, I WEAR TSHIRTS AND POLOS AND WHEN IM GOIN SOMEWHERE FANCY THE PAUL STUART SHIT COME OUT. ONCE YOU HIT 30 YURS OL 50% OF YOUR SHIRTS SHOULD HAVE A COLLAR. NO MORE COLORFUL ASS TSHIRTS OR JERSEYS OR WEIRD SHIT. YOUR WARDROBE NEED TO GROW UP WITH YOU.


NIGGAS THATS KNOCKIN ON 30'S DOOR NEED TO START SWITCHIN GEARS BEFORE YOU BE THE BALD NIGGA WITH THE BUDWEISER BABY IN PINK AND GREEN DUNKS AND A MEDIUM PURPLE TSHIRT WITH A JOKE ON IT. THAT SHIT IS NOT POPPIN.



AS FAR AS HAIR, MY NIGGA REEM SAID IT BEST "IF YOU OVER 25 ITS TIME FOR YOUR BIG BOY HAIRCUT" NO FUNNY SHAPES OR STARS SHAVED IN YOUR WIG, NO BRAIDS, NO MOHAWKS FAUXHAWKS BLOHAWKS OR WHATEVER OTHER HAWKS THEY GOT OUT THERE NOW. GET A FUCKIN CEASAR AND CALL IT A DAY B. NIGGAS LIVING AN ADULT LIFE SHOULDN'T HAVE TIME TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND SPEND 30 MINUTES "DOIN YOUR HAIR" MY GIRL DON'T EVEN SPEND THAT LONG DOIN HER HAIR AND SHE GOT LONG HAIR AND A BAGINA. NOTHIN LOOKS WORSE THAN A NIGGA WITH A RECEDING HAIRLINE AND CORNROWS, WHERE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE AFRICAN BITCH STARTED OFF WITH SOME FAKE HAIR CUZ THE NIGGA FOREHEAD WAS LOOKIN LIKE LOW TIDE.



IN A NUTSHELL, WEAR BASIC SHIT AFTER 30

CUT YOUR HAIR LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN AFTER 25
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