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THIS SHIT IS ON SOME INTELLECTUAL SHIT B. I LAUGHED.

FUCKIN LIFE STRUGGLES II

THIS NIGGA MUSTACHE IS STRUGGLING, THAT SHIT LOOK LIKE HE GLUED TWO PIPE CLEANERS TO HIS FACIAL.

YO THERE WAS TOO MANY LIFE STRUGGLES FOR ONE POST B. I HAD TO BREAK IT UP. I JUST REALIZED A NIGGA CAN JUST BE COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED BY THEY STRUGGLES. DON'T WORRY THINGSAGONNAGET EASIUHHHHH OOOOOHHHH CHIIILE THINGSAGETBRIGHTUUUHHHH AIGHT LEMME STOP...YO LISTEN HERE'S MORE STRUGGLES. THESE ARE SOME OF MY CURRENT STRUGGLES RIGHT NOW.



I'M NOT RICH: IDK WHY I'M NOT RICH RIGHT NOW. I BEEN WRITIN THIS BLOG FOR A FUCKIN YEAR I THINK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND I'M NOT RICH B. THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY KINDA DISGUSTING CUZ THIS FUCKIN BITCH ASS NIGGA PEREZ HILTON WRITES ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS GETTING AN ARMPIT TATTOO AND THE SHIT GETS 87 TRILLION HITS IN ONE SECOND SO THAT FAT GAY NIGGA CAN USE HIS MONEY FOR EVIL AND BUY UNLIMITED HAIR DYE AND SUCK WILD DICKS CUZ HE'S OD PAID. I WOULD USE MY MONEY FOR GOOD LIKE I WOULD THROW THANK YOU PARTIES FOR NIGGAS MAKIN ME RICH AND I WOULD BUY CARS AND SHIT THAT'S HOT AND PUT UP TWITPICS SO NIGGAS CAN BE LIKE "I CAN MAKE IT!" EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T THOUGH. YOU WILL NEVER SEE A PICTURE OF KANYE'S DICK ON MY BLOG MY G I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT BUT THERE IS STRAIGHT KNOWLEDGE AND LAUGHTER ON MY SHIT B. AND YET I'M STILL BROKE SO BASICALLY KNOWLEDGE & LAUGHTER IS BULLSHIT AND A PICTURE OF LINDSAY LOHAN BLOWIN A RAIL UP HER NASAL AT A BAR IS WHATS POPPIN IN THE STREETS? FUCK YOU AMERICA, YOU'RE A FUCKIN CORNBALL. AND FUCK PEREZ HILTON B CUZ HE'S RICH AND I'M NOT. ALSO IF YOU RICH WHY YOU STILL FAT NIGGA? YOU GOT STRUGGLES YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT? START SUCKIN LOW FAT DICKS NIGGA...THAT'S MY ADVICE.

THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT FOR MY STRUGGLES. I'M TRYNA HAVE MY KIDS PLAY EVERY SPORT SO AT LEAST ONE OF THEM CATCH ON AND I CAN CASH IN. THAT'S GONNA BE A WHILE THOUGH SO MEANTIME I NEED A RICH NIGGA TO READ THIS BLOG AND JUST GIMME A STIPEND TO KEEP WRITING. AND BY STIPEND I MEAN LIKE 200G A YEAR, THAT WOULD BE WASSUP. YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKED UP? THERE'S MUTHAFUCKAS OUT THERE THAT COULD AFFORD TO GIVE ME 200G'S A YEAR NO FUCKIN PROBLEM. BUT THEY NOT DOIN IT, THAT'S THE FUCKED UP PART. WHATEVER THOUGH WHO CARES B FUCK THIS BLOG SHIT I QUIT...HERE'S SOME STRUGGLES.

FRIENDSHIP STRUGGLES: YO SOME OF Y'ALL NIGGAS DON'T GOT ANY FRIENDS! THAT'S A STRUGGLE. YOU CAN'T EVEN REALLY DO SHIT WITHOUT FRIENDS B. IMAGINE ALL THE SHIT YOU DO WITH YOUR HOMIES THAT'S WILD FUN AND ENTERTAINING AND SHIT. NOW IMAGINE DOIN IT DOLO. SHIT SUCKS RIGHT? IMAGINE SMOKIN A BLUNT AND STANDING AROUND DOLO? WHO DOES THAT? A ILL LOSER NIGGA THAT'S WHO. IF YOU WERE STANDING AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF YOUR NIGGAS SMOKIN A BLUNT THEN THAT'S POPPIN. WELL HERE'S HOW YOU MAKE FRIENDS. FIRST OF ALL YOU CAN'T LOOK LIKE A RAPIST. IF YOU LOOK LIKE A SICK CRAZY NIGGA THAT RAPES GRANDMAS THEN NOBODY IS GONNA WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND B. NOT EVEN RAPISTS WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH OTHER RAPISTS CUZ THEN THEY CANT G OFF AND RAPE PEOPLE CUZ THE RAPE VIBES ARE TOO HEAVY WHEN YOU GOT TWO OR MORE RAPISTS IN A CLIQUE. SECONDLY YOU GOTTA TALK TO PEOPLE BUT DON'T TALK TOO MUCH. IF YOU INITIATE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE AND THEY JUST GIVE YOU ONE WORD ANSWERS AND AIN'T LOOKING AT YOU...SHUT THE FUCK UP...YOU LOOKIN LIKE AN ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW LAUGHING BY YASELF WHILE THIS OTHER PERSON IS COMPOSING A TWEET RIGHT NOW THAT SAYS "FUCKIN WEIRD NIGGA TALKIN TO ME RIGHT NOW -___- #GTFOH" THIRDINGLY GO TO PLACES WHERE PEOPLE DO WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU A LITTLE BABYCHEST FRAIL WHITE NIGGA THAT LIKES ANIMAL COLLECTIVE AND 1960 SCIENTIST GLASSES THEN YOU COULD GO TO A BAR IN WILLIAMSBURG WITH SOME COCAINE AND TALK ABOUT "RECORDS" TO NIGGAS UNTIL SOMEONE BITES. IF YOU LIKE BOWLING GO TO A BOWLING ALLEY, BASKETBALL GO TO A COURT, VIRGINITY GO TO A VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT, ETC ETC. ALSO YOU GOTTA NOT BE FUCKIN CORNY.


FOOD STRUGGLES: YO IF YOU DON'T GOT NOTHIN TO EAT THEN YOU NEED TO GET THAT EBT SHIT POPPIN. IF YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY FOR EBT STATUS BUT YOU STILL CAN'T GET FOOD CUZ YOU'RE A HEROIN ADDICT OR SPEND ALL YA MONEY ON WEED & BEERS THEN YOU GOTTA START CHILLIN IN NIGGAS CRIBS TILL ITS DINNERTIME OR JUST BEING A LAMBON (PRONOUNCED "LOMM-BONE" MORE DOMINICAN SLANG, IT MEANS A NIGGA WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO ROCK ON YOUR SHIT FOOD, BLUNTS, BITCHES, CARS, ANYTHING...THIRST IN ANY FORMAT CAN CAUSE A NIGGA TO BE LABELED A LAMBON) IN GENERAL B. IF YOU HUNGRY YOU CAN'T HAVE PRIDE NIGGA YOU GOTTA SWALLOW YA PRIDE ("MY PRIDE AINT EDIBLE!" 5PTS IF YOU GOT THAT BEFORE CLICKIN THE LINK)...BASICALLY GOING TO NIGGAS CRIBS AND JUST CHILLIN AND BEING MAD NONCHALANT WIT IT LIKE "YO YOU GOT SOMETHIN I COULD GRUB ON REAL QUICK I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT B" MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU HUNGRY CUZ YOU'RE BUSY NOT CUZ YOU'RE A BUM ASS NIGGA, YOU FUCKIN BUM ASS NIGGA. ALSO, RACK FOOD, DUH. SUPERMARKETS ARE OD WRECK MOST OF THE TIME. JUST DON'T GO IN THERE AND TRY TO THROW A RACK OF RIBS DOWN THE LEG B THAT'S JUST ASKIN TO GET KNOCKED AND PUT ON THAT LITTLE BULLETIN BOARD THAT NIGGAS PUT UP THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE THE ILL HOMELESS SHELTER BUM NIGGA. THAT SHIT IS WILD EMBARASSING ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO IT IN YOUR OWN HOOD CUZ THEN NIGGAS SEE YOU STANDIN THERE WITH THE ILL HUNGER ON YOUR FACIAL HOLDIN UP 2 CUPS OF RAMEN AND A HUGE ASS STEAK. (RAMEN & STEAK NIGGA FOR REAL?)...ALSO YOU COULD DATE A FAT BITCH AND THEN DEAD HER WHEN YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. FAT BITCHES ALWAYS GOT FOOD AND FUCKIN A FAT BITCH WHO PUSSY SMELLS LIKE HAITIAN SLAVE ARMPITS EVERY NIGHT IS A GREAT MOTIVATOR TO GET YOUR FINANCES/LIFE IN ORDER.


CHILDREN STRUGGLES: FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT GOT KIDS THAT'S LITTLE AND THEY WILD OUT AROUND THE HOUSE AND DO FUCKED UP SHIT AND LAUGH IN YOUR FACE...YOU GOTTA WHIP THEY ASS. I KNOW ITS 2011 AND ACS WILL TAKE THOSE NIGGAS BUT YOU STILL GOTTA WHIP THEY ASS. NIGGA I AM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WILL FLINCH IF MY POPS PUTS HIS HAND UP. YOU NEED TO INSTILL THAT ETERNAL FEAR & RESPECT IN YOUR KIDS B OR ELSE THEY GROW UP AND BECOME JUNKIES AND COME TO YOUR CRIB ON SOME WILD SHIT AND WHEN YOU CALL THEM OUT ON IT THEY BE LIKE "FUCK YOU MOM!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH MOM!!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU WHORE!!!"...THAT'S THAT BALLSY WHITE KID SHIT KIDS DO WHEN YOU AIN'T WHIP THEY ASS. I GUARANTEE MY KIDS WILL NOT COME THROUGH ON SOME FUNNY FUCKNIGGA PARTYBOY SHIT CUZ THEY KNOW DADDY WILL PUT THE MAMBO ON YOUR FUCKIN ASS NIGGA. LIKE THEY TELL EACHOTHER THAT "DADDY WILL PUT THE MAMBO AND SAZON ON YA FUCKIN ASS IF YOU DONT CHILL B" YOU GOTTA PERFECT THE LASER EYES AND THE ONE WORD SCOLDING. THIS WILL KEEP YOU IN THE REALM OF WHIPPIN ASS AND NOT INTO CHILD ABUSE. YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK YA SONS ARM B...AND YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BURN NIGGAS WITH CIGGARETTES AND ALL THAT OTHER WILD LAW&ORDER SVU SHIT. THIS AIN'T GUANTANAMO BAY B, RELAX. THE NIGGA DIDN'T DETONATE A CARBOMB IN TIMES SQUARE, HE JUST FORGOT HIS HOMEWORK. SO ADMINISTER ASS WHIPPINGS WHEN NECESSARY BUT IF YOU GOT THE LASER EYES AND THE ONE WORD SCOLDING THEN YOU SHOULD ONLY REALLY HAVE TO WHIP YA KIDS ASS LIKE ONCE EVERY 5 MONTHS. THE LASER EYES IS WHEN YOU JUST PUT ON YA MEANMUG AND STARE AT YOUR KID LIKE YOU WANNA FIGHT HIM. THE ONE WORD SCOLDING IS WHEN YOU JUST SAY "STOP" OR "NO" OR "PABLO..." IN A TONE THAT IMPLIES "IF YOU DON'T FUCKIN CHILL OUT RIGHT FUCKIN NOW I WILL SMACK YOUR FACIAL ONTO YOUR SHOULDER RIGHT HERE IN TOYS'R'US LITTLE NIGGA"...THAT SHIT USUALLY WORKS AND IF IT DON'T THEN COMBINE IT WITH THE LASER EYE. THAT SHIT WORKS 85% OF THE TIME. FOR THE 15% IT DON'T WORK YOU JUST GOTTA GIVE A NIGGA A QUICK SMACK AND FINGER POINT IN PUBLIC. THAT SHIT IS WILD EMBARRASSING TRUST ME HE WILL CHILL. AN ASS WHIPPING SHOULD NEVER LAST MORE THAN 15 SECONDS THOUGH CUZ THEN YOU JUST AN ASSHOLE THAT LIKES BEATIN UP HIS KIDS. IT AIN'T HIS FAULT YOUR DICK DON'T WORK ANYMORE AND YOUR WIFE IS FUCKIN SOME NIGGA NAMED JULIO JONES. TAKE IT EASY.


YO THAT'S 3 MORE BASIC STRUGGLES. IMA KEEP DOING LIFE STRUGGLE ADVICE AS IT COMES TO ME B. OR LEAVE ME A COMMENT OR EMAIL ME (AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM) OR HIT ME ON THE TWITTER (@THEKIDMERO) ENJOY YASELF B ITS SUMMERTIME BEACHES BOUT TO BE OPEN, SO BITCHES BOUT TO BE OPEN HAAANNNNHHHHH!!!

FUCKIN LIFE STRUGGLES

YO I KNOW SOME OF YOU NIGGAS ARE SITTIN THERE READIN THIS SHIT IN YOUR FINISHED BASEMENT & SHIT ON YOUR 30 INCH MONITOR WITH ITUNES PLAYIN GUCCI MANE OD LOUD AND YOU BOUT TO HIT A BOWL OF SOME UNDER ARM KUSH AND THEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES AND PLAY XBOX AND EAT 6 BOWLS OF CAP'N CRUNCH. GUESS WHAT NIGGA FUCK YOU I HATE YOU AND I HOPE A PITBULL BITES YOU OD HARD IN YOUR HAND AND EATS YOUR FINGER. CUZ MY LIFE IS A STRUGGLE B. YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY LIFE STRUGGLES B.

MY COMPUTER IS WILD OLD B. I'M WORKIN WITH A POWERBOOKG4 NIGGA WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT MY STRUGGLES? THIS SHIT ONLY HAS LIKE 70GB OF FREE SPACE B I CAN'T EVEN DOWNLOAD P-NO TO THIS SHIT B! I GOTTA STREAM P-NO MY NIGGA MY LIFE IS A FUCKIN STRUGGLE.
NIGGA I ONLY GOT LIKE 20 PAIRS OF SHOES AND SOME OF THEM SHITS IS SCUFFED. SOME OF THEM SHITS DON'T EVEN GOT THE BOXES MY G LIKE THEY JUST SITTIN THERE OUT B EXPOSED TO THE ELEMENTS. NIGGA I ATE A APPLE AS A SNACK AND NOW ALL I GOT IS THIS OREO CAKESTERS SHIT (SLAMMIN BTW). I HAVE NO BEVERAGE TO EVEN GO WITH THIS SHIT EXCEPT SOME PURIFIED WATER NIGGA NO TYPE OF FLAVOR IN THIS SHIT B ITS JUST WATER. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU STRUGGLED LIKE THAT? NEVER B. RIGHT NOW I ONLY GOT LIKE 3 BARS OF SERVICE ON MY PHONE AND FACEBOOK IS LOADING IN LIKE 4 SECONDS INSTEAD OF INSTANTLY SLIME. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO "LIKE" SHIT EFFICIENTLY? HERE'S OTHER CATEGORIES OF STRUGGLES.


FAMILY STRUGGLES: NIGGA YOUR MOMS HAS A BOYFRIEND B THAT'S A STRUGGLE CUZ YOU SOMETIMES FUCK UP AND WALK IN THE ROOM AND YOUR MOMS IS SUCKIN SOME NIGGAS DICK B. THAT'S CRAZY B LIKE IF SOME NIGGA TOLD YOU "YOUR MOM SUCKED MY DICK" YOU WOULD WANNA FATALLY INJURE THE NIGGA. BUT THIS NIGGA IS LITERALLY HAVIN YOUR MOM SUCK HIS DICK B. PROCESS THAT STRUGGLE B...WOW. NIGGA IF YOUR SISTER LOOK GOOD THAT'S A STRUGGLE ALSO CUZ NIGGAS WANNA PIPE YOUR SISTER B AND CERTAIN NIGGAS GET TIGHT ABOUT THAT. I KNOW A NIGGA WHO'S SISTER IS LIKE ONE OF THEM SHOW MAGAZINE CHICKS AND NIGGAS IS ALWAYS LIKE "YO I WOULD BLOW SHORTY ASSHOLE OUT"..."YO I WOULD STICK MY DICK IN EVERY HOLE AND NUT ON HER FACE B" ETC ETC AND YOU JUST STANDIN AROUND WITH THE BLUNT LIKE :/ ...WHAT YOU GONNA SAY? "WORD, SHE'S HOT" ??? THAT'S A WHOLE NOTHER STRUGGLE NIGGA THAT'S THAT INCEST STRUGGLE. HOW CAN YOU PIPE YOUR SISTER FAM? THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS B.


MONEY STRUGGLES: YO IM FUCKIN BROKE B MONEY IS MY MAIN STRUGGLE. I ONLY CAN BUY LIKE ONE PAIR OF SNEAKERS A MONTH AND I BE MAD EXCITED WHEN PEOPLE BUY ME ORGANIC DIAPERS FOR MY SON CUZ THEM SHITS IS EXPENSIVE AND WHEN I PUT ORGANIC PAMPERS ON THE NIGGA HE FEELS LIKE HE CAN ATTRACT WHITE FEMALE INFANTS NAHMEAN LIKE HE GOT A LIL TALKING POINT LIKE "OH WATTUP MA MY PAMPERS IS ORGANIC YOU WANNA GO BREASTFEED WITH ME? I KNOW A GREAT TIT RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER." I HAVEN'T USED CASH FOR ANYTHING BUT DRUGS IN A LONG ASS TIME AND THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO BUY SOME SHIT FOR MY MOMS FOR MOTHERS DAY AND I USED CASH AND I WAS ACTUALLY MAD AT THE CASHIER LIKE "WHY YOU TAKING THESE PAPER SHEETS AWAY FROM ME?" THAT PLASTIC CARD SWIPE MINIMIZES THE STRUGGLE B.

PUSSY STRUGGLES: I HATE TO SOUND GASSED BUT I NEVER REALLY HAD PUSSY STRUGGLES B. I KNOW SOME OF YOU NIGGAS BE HAVIN THOSE HARD PUSSY STRUGGLES...PUTTIN IN MAD WORK TAKIN BITCHES TO DAVE & BUSTERS AND SITTIN IN THE LITTLE JURASSIC PARK VIDEO GAME CAR TRYNA RUB A TITTY OR SOMETHING AND THEN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT AFTER THE BITCH IS FULL, DRUNK, AND BEAT YOU AT FUCKIN NBA JAM SHE'S GONNA GIVE YOU A HUG AND CALL A NIGGA LIKE ME TO COME BLOW HER PUSSY OUT LIKE GUIDO HAIR. MEANWHILE YOU GO HOME AND JERK ILLZ TO YA FAVORITE JENAVEVE JOLIE SCENE. THAT SHIT IS STRUGGLE.COM/DAMNNIGGAYOUSTRUGGLIN...NIGGAS ALSO HAVE THAT PUSSY STRUGGLE LIKE THEY CAN'T EVEN BLOW SOME PUSSY UP B. YO SON, JERK ILLZ BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU GETTIN PUSSY SLIME, BEN STILLER AIN'T LIE. IF YOU BUST THAT MICROWAVE PUSSY STRUGGLE NUT SHORTY IS GONNA BE WILD DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR WHOLE EVERYTHING.


IMA SAVE THE REST OF THE STRUGGLES FOR PART 2. FUCK THIS BLOG SHIT THOUGH THIS SHIT IS COMPOUNDING MY STRUGGLE.

HUSBANDS AND WIVES

YO LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT HUSBANDS AND WIVES B.

YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE YOUR BITCH/NIGGA ALL THE TIME 24/7 B. YOU SUPPOSED TO WANNA SMACK YOUR WIFE/HUSBAND AT LEAST ONCE EVERY 2 MONTHS. I DON'T WANNA HEAR SHIT ABOUT HOW HAPPY YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS AND HOW EVERYTHING IS ALL GOOD AND NIGGAS IS SITTIN WATCHIN MOVIES YOU BOTH LOVE EATIN NESTLE FLIPZ AND NOT GETTIN FAT AND JUST LOVIN LIFE WHILE YOUR KIDS IS PAINTING MASTERPIECES AND READING ABOVE GRADE LEVEL. THAT'S WASSUP NIGGA WRITE A SCREENPLAY. THAT'S A LIE LIKE "KIM KARDASHIAN DOESN'T LIKE BLACK DICKS" NIGGA. SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA COMPROMISE AND WATCH SOME CORNY SHIT WHERE JENNIFER ANISTON FALLS IN LOVE WITH SOME SUCCESFUL WHITE GUY AND MAKES STUPID FACES AND FALLS DOWN, SO THAT YA WIFE WILL WATCH "HUMAN CENTIPEDE" WITH YOU AND NOT THROW UP OR SAY "YOU'RE FUCKIN DISGUSTING".

IF YOU'RE ONE OF THESE "PERFECT" COUPLES GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE B THAT SHIT IS WILD GAY. IF YOU'RE A MAN AND YOUR WIFE HAS NEVER TOLD YOU SOME SARCASTIC SHIT IN A "NIGGA YOU'RE A DICK" TONE THEN THAT BITCH IS SUCKIN WILD BEEFS BEHIND THE SCENES. IF YOU NEVER TOLD YOUR WIFE "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUPPPP" THEN YOU'RE A CLOWN ASS NIGGA AND SHORTY IS RIGHT NOW HOLDING HER ANKLES WHILE SOME NIGGA WITH A DICK 60% BIGGER THAN YOURS IS DOIN DIAMOND PUSHUPS IN SHORTY PUSSY. THAT SHIT IS GOING "FPHBRRAT...FPHBRRAT...FPHBRRAT...FPHBRRAT..."...YOU UPSET?

OBVIOUSLY IF YOU THROWING HANDS WITH YOUR WIFE THEN THATS NOT POPPIN AND Y'ALL NEED TO BREAK UP, BUT GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE WITH THAT "WE NEVER FIGHT WE DISCUSS THINGS" SHIT NIGGA. THAT'S A LIE OR YOU 15 YURS OL AND THAT DON'T COUNT. MATTERFACT IF YOU UNDER 25 AND DON'T HAVE KIDS YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS BULLSHIT NIGGA, SORRY! SORRY TO EXPLODE YA WHOLE DREAMS NIGGA BUT Y'ALL ARE GONNA BREAK UP OR FORCEMARRY AND GET DIVORCED AND HAVE DRY OVARIES FORESHER OR HAVE KIDS THAT HATE YOUR WHOLE GUTS TO DEATH AND HI FIVE EACHOTHER WHEN THEY PULL THE PLUG ON YOUR LIFINGTON.

FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR PERFECT SITUATION NIGGA CUZ THOSE PERFECT NIGGAS BE THE ONES THAT EXPLODE ONE DAY AND STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH A SCREWDRIVER OVER SOME RED LOBSTER BISCUITS CUZ HE CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE...AND THAT PERFECT BITCH BE THE ONE THAT'S SO TIRED OF YOUR SHIT THAT SHE NEEDS TO GET POWERFUCKED IN HER ANAL REGIONS BY THREE LINEMEN FROM THE CAROLINA PANTHERS. ASS TO MOUTH, ANAL GAPING AND ALL THAT NIGGA!! ...I KNOW THAT MADE YOU JUST CALL YOUR WIFE RIGHT NOW LIKE "BITCH WHERE YOU AT?!"


SO YEAH B, THINK ABOUT THE LAST TIME YOU SAID SOME SHIT ABOUT YOUR SISTER IN LAW AND YOUR WIFE WAS LIKE "NIGGA STFU"...IF IT WASN'T WITHIN THE LAST 4 MONTHS THEN GO GET TESTED.

WOW MY NIGGA YOU'RE A DICK. (I FORGOT WHAT PART I WAS ON)

...YO...YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I'M LATE FOR WORK AND I DON'T BRUSH MY HAIR OR SHAVE AND LEAVE LOOKIN LIKE TEEN WOLF...I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE ALL DAY. AND THAT'S SOME BASIC SHIT. IF I WOKE UP AND LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND LOOKED LIKE THIS ASSHOLE I WOULD GO BUY AN AK AND SHOOT IT OUT WITH PO TILL THEY OSAMA ME. THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE IS A FUCKIN ASSHOLE B. YO GUY LISTEN TO ME... YOU'RE A DICK. WHAT DO YOU DO? ARE YOU A COCAINE TESTER? ARE YOU A HUMAN KEY RING NIGGA? A PROFESSIONAL FART SMELLER? I WOULD BREAK MY HAND SMACKIN THIS NIGGA IN HIS BAMBOO EARS B. WHAT A FUCKIN JERKOFF. DID YOU RUN OUT OF HOLES TO PUT DICKS IN? SMH AT THIS NIGGA MAN. HOW DO YOU EVEN EAT PUSSY? YOU DON'T EAT PUSSY OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO WITH THOSE GO-KART TIRES IN YOUR NASAL IS SUCK A WILD LONG D. MY NIGGA YOUR SMACKABILITY IS OFF THE FUCKIN CHARTS RIGHT NOW. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A RUNNY NOSE? IF YOU SNEEZED WOULD YOU DIE? IF THATS THE CASE I'M ABOUT TO GO TO YOUR CRIB WITH A GIANT PEPPER SHAKER.

"MERO IT'S NOT FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLES FACES."
NAH YOU WRONG. IT IS FUNNY BUT ITS SAD FUNNY WHEN NIGGAS FACES GOT BURNT OR THEY GOT SHOT IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN OR A MONKEY RIPPED THEY EYELIDS OFF AND THEY GOT A FACE TRANSPLANT AND LOOK LIKE A NIGGA THATS MELTING. THAT SHIT IS FUNNY BUT IT'S FUCKED UP. THIS NIGGA IS ANOTHER CATEGORY. YOU KNOW WHY?

THIS NIGGAS FACIAL STRUGGLES IS ALL SELF IMPOSED SLIME! WHY WOULD YOU PURPOSELY MAKE YOUR NOSE LOOK LIKE SOME SHIT YOU GOTTA BUY AT HOME DEPOT WHEN YA TOILET IS BROKE? YOU WANT ATTENTION? GO DO SOMETHING NIGGA! PUTTING BANGLES INSIDE YOUR EAR DOESN'T COUNT AS "DOING SOMETHING'. WHAT WAS THIS NIGGAS THOUGHT PROCESS? I WANNA INTERVIEW THIS NIGGA INBETWEEN PUNCHES TO THE FACIAL.

MERO: HEY YOUR FACE IS WILD FUCKED UP.

CORNY GAY WHITE GUY: WELL ITS LIKE MY HOMAGE TO THE MAORI TRIBE AND LIKE I WAS ALWAYS REALLY LIKE INTO BODY MOD SINCE LIKE I SAW THIS SIDESHOW AND SINCE THEN I'VE TOTALLY--

MERO: AIGHT SHUT THE FUCK UP, CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU MADE YOUR NOSE LOOK LIKE A HAPPY MEAL TOY?

CORNY GAY WHITE GUY: WELL ACTUALLY MY INSPIRATION CAME FROM THE YOLANJI TRIBE IN THE AMAZON WHICH HAVE A RITUAL CALL--

MERO: AIGHT SHUT THE FUCK UP, DO YOU LIKE TO JERK OFF DICKS WITH YOUR BUTT FAM? I THINK I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS.

CORNY GAY WHITE GUY: ACTUALLY MY GIRLFR--

MERO: AIGHT SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP LYIN, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S CRAZY THAT THE MOST NORMAL THING ABOUT YOU IS THE BACKWARDS 3 YOU HAVE TATTOOED ON YOUR JAW? I WAS GONNA SAY THE VINES YOU HAVE AS EYEBROWS BUT EYEBROW TATTOOS ARE OD WEIRD.

CORNY GAY WHITE GUY: WELL THE VINES SYMBOLIZE MY GROWTH AS A-- *SMACKED* ...PLEASE DON'T SMACK ME...AND THAT'S NOT A 3 ITS ACTUALLY A SYMBOL FROM THE MASOWANABI TRIBE OF TANZANIA IT MEANS "ELOQUENT WARR--

MERO: *PUNCHES GUY IN FACIAL*


YO ROLL THE CREDITS B IMA EAT A CLIF BAR I STOLE FROM MY WIFE AND HOPE IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE WHITE PEOPLE SWAG. 1.

KEEP IT ON THE DOOWWNN LOOOWWW NOBODY HAAASSSS TOOOO KNOOOOOWWWW

NOW THAT MISTER CEE GOT PUT ON BLAST IT JUST MADE ME THINK HOW MANY NIGGAS ARE OBVIOUSLY GAY OUT THERE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD AND JUST FRONT FOR YEARS & YEARS ON SOME RICKY MARTIN SHIT. IT'S ALOT OF THESE NIGGAS BUT I'M LAZY SO I ONLY WROTE ABOUT 3 CUZ I'M LAZY AND I AIN'T GETTIN NO MONEY OFF THE STRENGTH OF THIS BLOG AND THE SHIT IS STARTIN TO PISS ME OFF CUZ I SAY FUNNY SHIT AT LEAST TWICE A MONTH ON HERE AND THAT'S MORE FTPM (FUNNY THINGS PER MONTH) THAN ON AN ENTIRE SEASON OF "FRIENDS" AND THOSE BITCH ASS NIGGAS MADE MORE MONEY PER EPISODE THAN I'LL MAKE IN THIS FUCKIN ERA OF HUMANITY. YEAH THAT WAS A RUN ON SENTENCE FUCK YOU B.









EMINEM- DUH, THIS NIGGA IS GAY FAM. NOT SINCE RICKY MARTIN WAS I EVER SO CONVINCED OF A NIGGAS GAYOSITY BEFORE HE OFFICIALLY WAS LIKE "YO I LIKE D'S INSIDE MY B #KANYESHRUG" THAN I AM WITH THIS NIGGA. FIRST OF ALL THE NIGGA GOT PLASTIC SURGERY. UNLESS YOU A BURN VICTIM A HETEROSEXUAL MAKE SHOULD NEVER GET PLASTIC SURGERY. SECOND OF ALL THIS NIGGA DOES BORDERLINE GAY SHIT ON EVERY ALBUM UP UNTIL THE LAST ONE WHERE HIS SINGLE IS "I'M NOT AFRAID"...NOT AFRAID OF WHAT MY GUY? TO TAKE A STAND? STAND AGAINST WHAT? COME TAKE MY HAND?...COME ON MY NIGGA YOU GAY. I PREDICT THE WHITE POPULATION IN MIDDLE AMERICAN SUBURBS DECREASING BY 50% WHEN THIS NIGGA OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES HE'S GAY CUZ 85% OF HIS FANS WILL KILL THEMSELVES. THE OTHER 15% WILL FIND THE FIRST PENIS AVAILABLE AND INSERT IT INTO THEY ANAL CANAL.







MICHAEL JACKSON- THIS NIGGA IS DEAD AND "HE MADE THRILLER" BUT HE WAS ALSO CLEARLY A FUNBOY NIGGA. HE WAS OD SOFT!! I MEAN THERE'S NIGGAS THAT'S SOFT CUZ THEY SOFT AND THERE'S NIGGAS THAT'S SOFT CUZ THEY GAY. MJ WAS SOFT CUZ HE ENJOYED PP'S IN HIS BOCA. CUZ YO KEEP IT REAL HE WAS MIKE JACK, PROBABLY THE MOST FAMOUS NIGGA IN THE WORLD...NO, DEFINITELY THE MOST FAMOUS NIGGA IN THE WORLD... THAT NIGGA COULD GO TO ANTARCTICA AND THE FUCKIN POLAR BEARS WOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF HIS ALBUMS YOU FEEL ME? IF THERE'S LIFE ON MARS NIGGAS IS AT THE MARS KARAOKE BAR RIGHT NOW SINGIN "ROCK WITH YOU" MAD DRUNK OFF ALIEN BACARDI FUCKIN UP THE WORDS & SHIT. SO THAT BEING SAID HOW IS IT THAT NEVER NOT ONCE YOU SEEN A BITCH WITH THE NIGGA MIKE AND THE SHIT WAS IN A TABLOID LIKE "MJ PULLS DICK OUT AND GETS BRAIN AT THE APOLLO!" OR "MJ ON COKE BENDER HAVING SEX IN BATHROOM OF HOTEL!"...NEVER! I THINK THAT NIGGA KISSED A BITCH IN PUBLIC ONCE. NIGGA WAS MARRIED TO ELVIS' DAUGHTER FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES B AND I THINK THAT WAS SOME "LOOK! I'M NOT GAY!" TYPE DEFLECTION FLOW SHIT. UNFORTUNATELY THAT NIGGA CAN'T CONFIRM THE OBVIOUS CUZ HE'S DEADER THAN THE PACERS IN THE 1ST ROUND.






TUPAC- THIS NIGGA IS ALSO DEAD AND UNLIKE MJ HE WAS NOTORIOUS FOR DOING SHIT WITH BITCHES BUT JUST CUZ YOU FUCK FEMALES DON'T MEAN YOU NOT IN THE DNB LEAGUE. THIS NIGGA STARTED OFF AS A DANCER AND NOT TO DISCRIMINATE BUT LIKE 75% OF DANCERS IS GAY B. I BET YOU THERE WAS OD GOATEE BLOWJOBS GOIN ON BEHIND THE SCENES OF ALL THE "STEP IT UP" MOVIES. NIGGAS 69'ING IN TRAILERS AND ALL THAT OTHER FUCKBOY SHIT. SO BASICALLY BOOM THE NIGGA OFF TOP HAD THE GAY PEDIGREE. THE NIGGA ALSO GOT HIS NOSE PIERCED. HELLO? HOW DID THAT NIGGA EVER GET A PASS FOR THAT? IF I'DA BEEN IN THE STUDIO WITH BIGGIE RIGHT AFTER HE LAID DOWN "WHO SHOT YA" I WOULDA MADE HIM WRITE A JOINT CALLED "NOSE RING" AND GO AT THAT NIGGAS NASAL JEWELRY. MY SON ALSO HAD ON A LEATHER BUSTIER AND WAS SITTIN IN A HOT TUB WITH KCI & JOJO GREMLIN ASSES IN THE "TELL ME HOW YOU WANT IT" VIDEO. I'M SURE ALOTTA YOU NIGGAS ARE GONNA GET MAD AT THAT ONE CUZ YOU JERKED OFF TO HEATHER HUNTER IN THAT SHIT LIKE 50000 TIMES. AND THEN THERE'S THIS.



NAHMEAN SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. I'M SAYIN 2 OUT OF 3 OF THESE NIGGAS ARE DEAD SO WE'LL NEVER KNOW THEY WERE GAY UNTIL SOMEONE THAT WAS ON TOUR WITH THEM AND RECRUITED NIGGAS TO EAT THEY BATI COMES OUT WITH A BOOK. I'M POSITIVE EMINEM IS GAY AND THAT'S WHAT HIS NEXT ALBUM IS GONNA BE ABOUT. HE'S PROBABLY EATING YELAWOLF'S ASS RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS. I'M OUT B. MY HEAT IS ON TOO HIGH AND I GOT A HEADACHE RIGHT NOW BUT I'M UP TO 88 FOLLOWERS WHICH IS GOOD. FUCK I WOULD LOVE SOME PANCAKES RIGHT NOW B. MATTERFACT I WANT SOME SONIC. I'M BOUT TO DRIVE TO JERSEY FOR SONIC. COMMERCIALS ALWAYS CONVINCE ME TO WANT SHIT. FUCK YOU MARKETING!!

AIGHT I'M OUT. 1.