THIS IS THE TYPE OF BITCH THAT STILL GOT LIPSTICK ON HER TEETH IN 2011 B.YO SO I WAS CHILLIN READIN THE INTERNET THE OTHER DAY AND I SAW THE SHIT ABOUT ARNOLD SCHWARZJODJNERGGER HAVIN A BABY BY SOME OTHER BITCH AND I WAS LIKE "OH SHIT THIS NIGGA IS WILD" THEN I WAS LIKE "MAYBE NOT B CUZ HIS WIFE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THESE NIGGAS" TRUTHFULLY THE NIGGA WIFE IS WACK B SHE LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR SQUIRREL WITH A SWOLE UP JAW. SO I CAN UNDERSTAND THE NIGGA WANTING SOME SIDE PUSSY. BUT GUESS WHAT? THIS NIGGA DIDN'T JUST GET SOME SIDE PUSSY B, HE GOT SOME SIDE PUSSY AND GOT SHORTY PREGGAETON!! NIGGA WHO ARE YOU? USHER? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GET YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT? WHAT A FUCKIN DICK B. RIGHT WHEN THIS NIGGA IS TRYNA MAKE A COMEBACK THIS BITCH COMES OUT WITH THIS WILD SCANDALOUS SHIT.
THE FUCKED UP PART IS THIS BITCH IS THE WACKEST BITCH IN HER COUNTY PROLLY. BITCH LOOKS LIKE EVERY NOSEY PUERTORICAN NEIGHBOR I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE!! THAT BITCH LOOKS LIKE THE 50SUM YEAR OLD RICAN SPANISH AUNT THAT COMES TO THE PARTY WITH ONE OF THEM FAKE BUN HAIR PIECES AND CRAZY TRANNY MAKEUP SWAG AND GETS WILD DRUNK AND DANCES WAY TOO CLOSE TO YOU. THEN SHE GETS WILD HORNY AND STARTS TELLIN YOU HOW SHE USED TO SUCK DICK IN 1962 AND SHE BEEN DYIN TO SUCK A DICK FOR YEARS ETC ETC. BITCH I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU FUCKIN TITO PUENTE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE BITCH YOU SMELL LIKE JEAN NATE AND SOFRITO! OH YOU JERKED OFF ROBERTO CLEMENTE ONCE? THAT'S COOL NOW GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE BEFORE I PUSH YOU DOWN SOME STAIRS YOU OLD ASS BITCH. I JUST GOTTA SAY THOUGH IF YOU DO LET ONE OF THESE BITCHES SUCK YOUR DICK DO NOT FUCK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES B, THE ONLY NIGGA THAT SHOULD EVER HAVE TO WITNESS A 1/2 CENTURY OLD PUSSY IS A GYNECOLOGIST.
NAHMEAN THIS IS SOME FUCKSHIT THOUGH CUZ YOU RICH ARNOLD! YOU RICH NIGGA YOU WAS THE TERMINATOR YOU FUCKIN STUPID ASSHOLE! YOU PROLLY STILL SPENDIN CONAN MONEY!! YOU REALLY COULDN'T JUST GET A HO? HOW REGULAR NIGGAS GOT MORE DISCRETION THAN FAMOUS NIGGAS B? THIS GOES BACK TO WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABOUT EARLIER HOW FAMOUS NIGGAS BE DOING WILD ASSHOLE SHIT LIKE THAT SHIT WON'T BE ON TMZ IN 12 MINUTES AFTER YOU DONE DID IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE THOUGH? NOT ONLY DO THESE FAMOUS NIGGAS FUCK BITCHES WITH NO REGARDS FOR THEY MONEY...THEY FUCK THE WACKEST BITCHES!! DAMN SLIME IF YOU GONNA PUT SEVEN FIGURES ON THE LINE AT LEAST DO IT FOR SOME GOOD LOOKIN MODEL PUSSY B, I WAS EXPECTING THE BITCH ARNOLD WAS FUCKIN TO LOOK LIKE THIS NOT LIKE BARBARA WALTERS FAT PUERTO RICAN COUSIN.
OTHER FAMOUS NIGGAS WHO FUCKED WACK BITCHES.
JOHN EDWARDS: THIS FUCKIN JERKOFF NIGGA WAS FUCKIN THIS MAMMAL WHILE HIS WIFE HAD CANCER G!! THATS HARD!! YO MY NIGGA IF YOU GONNA FUCK A BITCH WHILE YOUR WIFE HAS CANCER CAN SHE AT LEAST BE AN 7.5? THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A SITCOM MOM 10 YEARS AFTER THE SITCOM GOT CANCELLED WHEN SHE'S LIVIN IN IOWA MAKIN METH IN HER GARAGE B. PURE FUCKERY. HOMIE YOU ARE A WELL KNOWN POLITICIAN AND UNLIKE 80% OF POLITICIANS YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BALD TROLL. YOU COULD PROBABLY GET PUSSY INCOGNITO ANYWHERE B. JUST PUT ON A FAKE MUSTACHE AND A HAT. THEN THIS NIGGA MADE SEX TAPES AND GOT THE BITCH PREGNANT? COME ON B YOU DON'T DO THAT YOU FUCKIN DICK, THAT'S TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF EVIDENCES B. THATS WHY YOU LOSIN WILD HARD RIGHT NOW. NIGGA IS PROLLY THE MANAGER OF AN IHOP IN WISCONSIN AND GETS 0 RESPECT FROM HIS EMPLOYEES CUZ EVERYTIME HE TRIES TO PUT HIS FOOT DOWN THEY BRING UP THAT CANCER WIFE CHEATING SHIT LIKE "STFU WHITE DEVIL".
TONY PARKER: AIGHT IMA KEEP IT G, THE BITCH HE WAS FUCKIN WITH WASN'T ACTUALLY WACK BUT NIGGA YOU WAS SWIMMIN IN EVA LONGORIAS GUTS B. YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGGAS PROLLY JERK OFF TO SHORTY? IF YOU GOT A WIFE NIGGAS JERK OFF TO YOU SHOULD PROLLY NOT CHEAT. UNLESS YOU GONNA CHEAT WITH ANOTHER BITCH NIGGAS JERK OFF TO...BUT THAT'S NOT WHY HE LOST, THIS NIGGA LOST CUZ HE AIN'T EVEN FUCK SHORTY!!! NIGGA WAS SENDIN SOME BITCH ASS TEXT MESSAGES ON SOME GAY JUNIOR HIGH SHIT!!! YO FAM, IF I'M CHEATING ON MY WIFE I'M NOT SENDIN NO FUCKIN TEXT MESSAGES BESIDES "WHERE R WE FUCKIN 2NITE?"...NIGGAS GOT NO TYPE OF PUSSY GATHERING SWAG, YOU SUPPOSED TO ACQUIRE THE PUSSY IF YOU GONNA SAY GAY SHIT IN A TEXT. THAT SEXTING SHIT SHOULD BE A LAST RESORT B LIKE PULLING THE GOALIE TYPE SHIT NAHMEAN NIGGAS IS GOIN ALL IN TO OBTAIN THE PUSSY. THIS NIGGA WROTE THE BITCH A DIGITAL NICHOLAS SPARKS NOVEL AND AINT EVEN GET AN HJ!! YOU FUCKIN LOST B. AND YOU LOOK LIKE A MARSUPIAL SO YOU LOST³...I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD, MY NIGGA ARE YOU NOT IN THE NBA? NBA PLAYERS GET MAD PUSSY!! EVEN POPEYE JONES PROLLY GOT MAD ASS!! IF YOU IN THE NBA YOU OPEN YOUR LOCKER AND THESE BITCHES FALL OUT ONTO YOUR DICK WILLING TO SUCK IT AND NOT TELL NOONE IN EXCHANGE FOR A HONDA. YOU'RE A FUCKIN WORM TONY.
USHER: THIS NIGGA WENT FROM FUCKIN CHILLI WHO WAS THE ONLY BITCH IN THE WORLD THAT COULD GEL HER BABY HAIRS ONTO HER FOREHEAD AND STILL GIVE ME A BONER, TO FUCKIN SOME BITCH THAT I'M PRETTY SURE CLEANS UP FOOD TRAYS AT JACOBI CUZ I SEENT HER, TO SOME OLD BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE A LIBRARIAN IN A MOVIE ABOUT A NIGGA WHO CAN'T READ AND MAKES FRIENDS WITH A LIBRARIAN CUZ HE GOT NO MOMS. THE BITCH IS LIKE THE BOSS OF SOME SHIT AT DEFJAM. I THINK HER JOB IS TO FALL ASLEEP EVERYDAY LISTENING TO R&B IN AN OFFICE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. I COULD BE WRONG...ANYWAY THIS NIGGA CHEATED ON ALL THESE HOES AND IS THE WORST OUTTA ALL THESE NIGGAS CUZ HE'S BEEN CONSISTENTLY DOWNGRADING HIS BITCHES EVERY COUPLE YEARS. I UNDERSTAND THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A BLACK BABY OSTRICH BUT I'M SAYIN...YOU'RE USHER NIGGA! YOU'RE A MULTIMILLIONAIRE R&B FUCKIN STAR NIGGA!! ARE YOU STUPID?! THIS NIGGA IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON MORE PUSSIES THAN AN ED HARDY SHIRT!! FUCK ARE YOU DOIN NIGGA?! IN LIKE 5 YEARS THIS NIGGA IS GONNA BUMP IN TO TYLER PERRY DRESSED AS MADEA AND START SINGIN THIS SHIT.
SO YEAH THIS IS ANOTHER AREA IN WHICH I CAN HELP YOU FUCKIN STUPID RICH ASSHOLES B. HIT ME ON THE TWITTER OR SOME SHIT B @THEKIDMERO...I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO LIVE LIFE RIGHT AND KEEP YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT LOOKIN HEALTHY.
