YO SO AT FIRST I HAD NO IDEA WHO THIS NIGGA WAS BUT THEN I DID SOME GOOGLING AND FOUND OUT THIS FUCKIN DUMB ASS WAS ABOUT TO BE THE NEXT FRENCH EMEPEROR OR WHATEVER LIKE THAT. MY NIGGA IF YOU CONTROL ALL INTERNATIONAL MONEY (I THINK THAT'S WHAT HE DOES) AND YOU BOUT TO BE THE KING OF FRANCE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RAPE SOME PUERTO RICAN HOTEL MAID THAT WOULD PROLLY SUCK YOUR DICK FOR THE MONEY IN YOUR BACK POCKET (WHICH IS PROLLY LIKE 8 STACKS IN EUROS)??? WHATS REALLY GOOD WITH FAMOUS NIGGAS RAPIN BITCHES? ACTUALLY, WHATS GOOD WITH FAMOUS NIGGAS DOING WEIRD SEX SHIT PERIOD? KOBE RAPED A BITCH, THE KUNG FU NIGGA HUNG HIMSELF JERKIN OFF IN WOMENS UNDERWEARS, THIS FRENCH NIGGA RAPED A BITCH, MR. CEE GOT HIS DICK SUCKED BY A TRANNY THAT LOOKED LIKE LEVAR BURTON WITH GEORGE CLINTON HAIR EDDIE MURPHY FUCKED A TRANNY AND NOW HE CAN ONLY DO CARTOON VOICE MOVIES...DON'T YOU NIGGAS UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE FAMOUS AND IF YOU FUCKIN EAT A COOKIE IN THE SUPERMARKET AND DON'T PAY FOR IT, ITS ON CNN AND THE BITCHES FROM THE VIEW TALK ABOUT THE SHIT FOR 45 MINUTES AND WHOOPI GOLDBERG CALLS YOU A SCUM ASS NIGGA? YOU CAN'T DO REGULAR NIGGA SHIT LIKE DO DRUGS IN PUBLIC PLACES OR RAPE BITCHES OR STEAL CARS/HAVE DOGFIGHTS. NO CELEBRITY CAN DO ANY OF THAT SHIT (EXCEPT DMX).
I'M ABOUT TO START A PR FIRM WHERE FAMOUS NIGGAS CAN COME TO ME AND BE LIKE "YO I'M INTO WEIRD SEX SHIT B I NEED YOU TO COVER MY TRACKS" I'M ABOUT TO CORNER THE MARKET B, THE KUNG FU NIGGA COULDA CAME TO ME AND BEEN LIKE "YO MY NIGGA-SAN I LIKE TO WEAR FREDERICKS OF HOLLYWOOD SHIT AND CHOKE MYSELF WHILE I JERK ILLZ" THEN I WOULD BEEN LIKE "AIGHT LEMME GET YA ROOM KEY JUST IN CASE YOU KILL YASELF" THEN WE SET A TIME FOR THE NIGGA TO CONTACT ME IF HE'S NOT DEAD AND IF HE DON'T I GO IN THE ROOM AND STICK A HEROIN NEEDLE IN THE NIGGA ARM AND THROW THE PANTIES IN THE GARBAGE. SO THAT WAY IT LOOKS LIKE HE OD'D AND NIGGAS AINT TWEETING "IM AT THIS NIGGA @KUNGFU FUNERAL RIGHT NOW IF HE WAS ALIVE ID TELL HOMIE #NIGGAYOUGAY" THEN #NIGGAYOUGAY TRENDS AND EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DIED WEARING STOCKINGS AND HIGH HEELS PLAYIN WIT YA LITTLE SHRIMP ROLL.
IF THIS FRENCH NIGGA WOULDA USED MY SERVICES IDA TOLD THE MAID "YO MA SHUT THE FUCK UP DON'T CALL CHANNEL 12. YOU BOUT TO CAKE OFF HEAVY TRUST ME, WE GON SETTLE THIS OUTTA COURT ON THE LOW AND THIS NIGGA IS GONNA GIVE YOU OD EUROS" AND SHE WOULDNA SAID SHIT. HER CHECKING ACCOUNT BALANCE WOULD BE "$OD.00" AT ALL TIMES AND THIS FRENCH CORNBALL COULDA STILL BEEN THE KING OF MONEY. SAME SHIT WITH THE BITCH KOBE RIZNAPED. IF YOU ARE A FAMOUS NIGGA LIKE EDDIE MURPHY AND YOU WANNA GO PICK UP A TRANNY AND GET YA DICK SUCKED BY A MAN WEARING PANTIES (WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT NIGGA SMH) I'LL RIDE IN THE WHIP WITH A BLINDFOLD ON AND IF YOU GET KNOCKED I'LL TAKE THAT CHARGE B NO HOMO. THAT WAY YOU CAN BE LIKE "YO HE DID IT! THAT'S DISGUSTING! I WOULD NEVER FUCK A NIGGA DRESSED AS A FEMALE WITH A DICK!" THEN YOU PAY ME LIKE 100G'S PER SUSPECT MANEUVER OR WHATEVER WHATEVER AND IF I DO JOINTS YOU GOTTA KEEP MY COMMISSARY ON MEGA OD DOLLARS AND IMA BE IN LOCKUP STYLIN ON NIGGAS WEARIN GUCCI HITOPS WITH AN IPOD PLAYIN THIS SHIT WILD LOUD ONEA THEM IPOD BOOMBOX SHITS & SHIT. EATIN STICKS & WHITE CASTLE SLIDERS SMOKIN ASIAN WEED AND GETTING CONJUGALS WITH THIS BITCH.
DONT STEAL MY BUSINESS IDEA B I'LL FUCK YOU UP.
