YO SON WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS JUST ON TWITTER LISTENIN TO "BUDDY" ...YOU KNOW WHATS TRENDING? "20CUTESTFOLLOWERS"...NAHMEAN YOU # THAT SHIT AND THEN @ YOUR "20 CUTEST FOLLOWERS"
YO FIRST OF ALL THATS SOME MYSPACE SHIT B. REMEMBER MYSPACE? NIGGA THAT SHIT IS A DIGITAL GRAVEYARD THAT SHIT IS LIKE HUNTSPOINT.COM/STRUGGLESLOGIN.PHP RIGHT NOW B...GO ON MYSPACE, THE ONLY PEOPLE ON MYSPACE ARE CRACKHEADS THAT JUST GOT A COMPAQ OUT THE BASURA AND SHITTY BANDS AND BITCHES THAT LOOK LIKE EVANDER HOLYFIELD BUT ARE REALLY NIGGAS TRYNA CONVINCE YOU THAT ITS OK THAT THEY HAVE A DICK AND YOU SHOULD WIFE EVEN THOUGH THEY ON CRAIGSLIST SUCKIN DICK FOR $40.
ANYWAY THATS NOT THE POINT OF THIS THE POINT OF THIS IS THAT MYSPACE STARTED THAT SOFT SHIT WHERE YOU COULD WRITE SOME CORNY ASS SURVEY SHIT LIKE "WOULD YOU KISS ME?" AND SHORTIES WOULD INBOX YOU LIKE "YES ;)" AND THEN YOU ALREADY KNOW SO YOU HIT THEM UP LIKE "YO COME OVER AND WATCH "THE LAST SAMURAI" WITH ME" WHICH IS CODE FOR "COME OVER AND SUCK MY SWEATY DICK IN THE DARK AND LEAVE MAD AWKWARDLY." THAT SHIT IS OD SOFT B. THE INTERNET MADE NIGGAS THAT WAS SCARED TO TALK TO FEMALES NOT SCARED TO TALK TO THEM CUZ THEY WASN'T EVEN REALLY TALKIN TO THEM! NIGGAS WAS SITTIN HOME WITH BANGBROS OPEN IN ANOTHER WINDOW WRITIN OUT SURVEYS AND SHIT MAD VIRGIN STATUS. NIGGAS WAS PLAYIN GAMECUBE B. NOT GETTIN NO ASS PLAYIN ZELDA MAD HYPE PLAYIN THAT LIL FLUTE SHIT AND THEN TOM FROM MYSPACE CAME AND JUST BECAME NIGGAS ELECTRONIC WINGMAN. THAT SHIT IS CHEATING B.
WHEN I WAS COMIN UP YOU HAD TO HAVE YA SHIT TOGETHER AND HAVE THAT G POPPIN OR ELSE YOU WASN'T GETTIN NO PUSSY UNLESS YOU WAS AT A PARTY AND NIGGAS WAS RUNNIN TRIZ AND YOU JUST JUMPED IN IT LIKE A DIRTBAG STRUGGLING NIGGA. JUST JUMP BEHIND THE LINE AND PIPE SOME BITCH THAT LOOK LIKE BEANIE SIGEL HAD A BABY WITH COREY BAXTER. YOU SO HYPE YOU KISS THE BITCH AND ALL THAT AFTER SHE DONE SUCKED 13 PAIRS OF ETHNIC BALLS. SMFH AT YOU B...ANYWAY, THOSE NIGGAS IS THE NIGGAS THAT GET TO ACQUIRE PUSSY NOW CUZ THE INTERNET MADE TALKIN TO FEMALES EASIER THAN PISSIN OFF A BRIDGE AND HITTIN THE WATER.
THAT SHIT ALSO DEVALUED PUSSY B CUZ NOW A NIGGA SUCH AS MYSELF THAT GOT OD SWAG AND CONFIDENCE FEELS LIKE AROD DRINKIN HGH SMOOTHIES HITTIN A BALL OFF A TEE WITH A CRICKET BAT MY NIGGA. I'M NOT GONNA FRONT I JUMPED ON MYSPACE AND DID THAT SURVEY SHIT ONCE, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? MY GIRLFRIEND FOUND OUT I WAS FUCKIN 38 BITCHES BEHIND HER BACK AND SHE CRASHED MY CAR INTO A TREE AND PISSED ON MY PILLOWS (SHE URINATED ON MY PILLOWS MY NIGGA THAT WASN'T A LITERARY DEVICE.) SHE ALSO POURED A 2 LITER OF GINGER ALE (OR IT COULDA ALSO BEEN PISS IDK) IN THE DRAWER WITH MY KNITS. BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE NAHMEAN THE POINT IS NIGGAS THAT ACTUALLY HAD SOME TYPE OF FLOW WAS TURNIN DOWN PUSSY LIKE CRAZY.
SO THEN AFTER YOU LOCKED IN WITH WIFEY AND YOU GOT YA KIDS AND SHIT LIKE THAT AND YOU NEED TO GO BACK IN TIME FOR JERKIN ILLZ PURPOSES YOU THINKIN LIKE "YO WHY DIDN'T I FUCK TAISHA B? SHE TEXTED ME "I WANT YOU TO CUM ON MY TITS PAPI" AND I TEXTED HER BACK "I OVERSLEPT" AND TURNED MY PHONE OFF...YO MYSELF, WHY DID YOU DO THAT MYSELF? THAT BITCH LOOKED LIKE THIS...AND SHE DID THAT SHIT STRIPPERS DO WHERE THEY DO SOME CRAZY BACKFLIP AND LAND WITH THEY MOUTH ON YOUR DICK. SO BASICALLY ALL THE BITCHES I AIN'T FUCK WAS CUZ MYSPACE MADE PUSSY FEEL LIKE WATER. YOU GO RUN YA FAUCET LIKE CRAZY CUZ YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU DON'T EVER REALLY FEEL LIKE YOU GONNA RUN OUTTA WATER NO MATTER WHAT JAY-Z SAYS ABOUT NIGGAS IN AFRICA. SO THANKS TOM, YOU MADE EVERY NIGGA WITH CREEPY RAPE SWAG ABLE TO OBTAIN CHEEKS AND YOU MADE MY EX GIRL PISS ON MY BART SIMPSON ICEBERG KNIT. FUCKIN ASSHOLE.
