NOW THAT MISTER CEE GOT PUT ON BLAST IT JUST MADE ME THINK HOW MANY NIGGAS ARE OBVIOUSLY GAY OUT THERE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD AND JUST FRONT FOR YEARS & YEARS ON SOME RICKY MARTIN SHIT. IT'S ALOT OF THESE NIGGAS BUT I'M LAZY SO I ONLY WROTE ABOUT 3 CUZ I'M LAZY AND I AIN'T GETTIN NO MONEY OFF THE STRENGTH OF THIS BLOG AND THE SHIT IS STARTIN TO PISS ME OFF CUZ I SAY FUNNY SHIT AT LEAST TWICE A MONTH ON HERE AND THAT'S MORE FTPM (FUNNY THINGS PER MONTH) THAN ON AN ENTIRE SEASON OF "FRIENDS" AND THOSE BITCH ASS NIGGAS MADE MORE MONEY PER EPISODE THAN I'LL MAKE IN THIS FUCKIN ERA OF HUMANITY. YEAH THAT WAS A RUN ON SENTENCE FUCK YOU B.
EMINEM- DUH, THIS NIGGA IS GAY FAM. NOT SINCE RICKY MARTIN WAS I EVER SO CONVINCED OF A NIGGAS GAYOSITY BEFORE HE OFFICIALLY WAS LIKE "YO I LIKE D'S INSIDE MY B #KANYESHRUG" THAN I AM WITH THIS NIGGA. FIRST OF ALL THE NIGGA GOT PLASTIC SURGERY. UNLESS YOU A BURN VICTIM A HETEROSEXUAL MAKE SHOULD NEVER GET PLASTIC SURGERY. SECOND OF ALL THIS NIGGA DOES BORDERLINE GAY SHIT ON EVERY ALBUM UP UNTIL THE LAST ONE WHERE HIS SINGLE IS "I'M NOT AFRAID"...NOT AFRAID OF WHAT MY GUY? TO TAKE A STAND? STAND AGAINST WHAT? COME TAKE MY HAND?...COME ON MY NIGGA YOU GAY. I PREDICT THE WHITE POPULATION IN MIDDLE AMERICAN SUBURBS DECREASING BY 50% WHEN THIS NIGGA OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES HE'S GAY CUZ 85% OF HIS FANS WILL KILL THEMSELVES. THE OTHER 15% WILL FIND THE FIRST PENIS AVAILABLE AND INSERT IT INTO THEY ANAL CANAL.
MICHAEL JACKSON- THIS NIGGA IS DEAD AND "HE MADE THRILLER" BUT HE WAS ALSO CLEARLY A FUNBOY NIGGA. HE WAS OD SOFT!! I MEAN THERE'S NIGGAS THAT'S SOFT CUZ THEY SOFT AND THERE'S NIGGAS THAT'S SOFT CUZ THEY GAY. MJ WAS SOFT CUZ HE ENJOYED PP'S IN HIS BOCA. CUZ YO KEEP IT REAL HE WAS MIKE JACK, PROBABLY THE MOST FAMOUS NIGGA IN THE WORLD...NO, DEFINITELY THE MOST FAMOUS NIGGA IN THE WORLD... THAT NIGGA COULD GO TO ANTARCTICA AND THE FUCKIN POLAR BEARS WOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF HIS ALBUMS YOU FEEL ME? IF THERE'S LIFE ON MARS NIGGAS IS AT THE MARS KARAOKE BAR RIGHT NOW SINGIN "ROCK WITH YOU" MAD DRUNK OFF ALIEN BACARDI FUCKIN UP THE WORDS & SHIT. SO THAT BEING SAID HOW IS IT THAT NEVER NOT ONCE YOU SEEN A BITCH WITH THE NIGGA MIKE AND THE SHIT WAS IN A TABLOID LIKE "MJ PULLS DICK OUT AND GETS BRAIN AT THE APOLLO!" OR "MJ ON COKE BENDER HAVING SEX IN BATHROOM OF HOTEL!"...NEVER! I THINK THAT NIGGA KISSED A BITCH IN PUBLIC ONCE. NIGGA WAS MARRIED TO ELVIS' DAUGHTER FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES B AND I THINK THAT WAS SOME "LOOK! I'M NOT GAY!" TYPE DEFLECTION FLOW SHIT. UNFORTUNATELY THAT NIGGA CAN'T CONFIRM THE OBVIOUS CUZ HE'S DEADER THAN THE PACERS IN THE 1ST ROUND.
TUPAC- THIS NIGGA IS ALSO DEAD AND UNLIKE MJ HE WAS NOTORIOUS FOR DOING SHIT WITH BITCHES BUT JUST CUZ YOU FUCK FEMALES DON'T MEAN YOU NOT IN THE DNB LEAGUE. THIS NIGGA STARTED OFF AS A DANCER AND NOT TO DISCRIMINATE BUT LIKE 75% OF DANCERS IS GAY B. I BET YOU THERE WAS OD GOATEE BLOWJOBS GOIN ON BEHIND THE SCENES OF ALL THE "STEP IT UP" MOVIES. NIGGAS 69'ING IN TRAILERS AND ALL THAT OTHER FUCKBOY SHIT. SO BASICALLY BOOM THE NIGGA OFF TOP HAD THE GAY PEDIGREE. THE NIGGA ALSO GOT HIS NOSE PIERCED. HELLO? HOW DID THAT NIGGA EVER GET A PASS FOR THAT? IF I'DA BEEN IN THE STUDIO WITH BIGGIE RIGHT AFTER HE LAID DOWN "WHO SHOT YA" I WOULDA MADE HIM WRITE A JOINT CALLED "NOSE RING" AND GO AT THAT NIGGAS NASAL JEWELRY. MY SON ALSO HAD ON A LEATHER BUSTIER AND WAS SITTIN IN A HOT TUB WITH KCI & JOJO GREMLIN ASSES IN THE "TELL ME HOW YOU WANT IT" VIDEO. I'M SURE ALOTTA YOU NIGGAS ARE GONNA GET MAD AT THAT ONE CUZ YOU JERKED OFF TO HEATHER HUNTER IN THAT SHIT LIKE 50000 TIMES. AND THEN THERE'S THIS.
NAHMEAN SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. I'M SAYIN 2 OUT OF 3 OF THESE NIGGAS ARE DEAD SO WE'LL NEVER KNOW THEY WERE GAY UNTIL SOMEONE THAT WAS ON TOUR WITH THEM AND RECRUITED NIGGAS TO EAT THEY BATI COMES OUT WITH A BOOK. I'M POSITIVE EMINEM IS GAY AND THAT'S WHAT HIS NEXT ALBUM IS GONNA BE ABOUT. HE'S PROBABLY EATING YELAWOLF'S ASS RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS. I'M OUT B. MY HEAT IS ON TOO HIGH AND I GOT A HEADACHE RIGHT NOW BUT I'M UP TO 88 FOLLOWERS WHICH IS GOOD. FUCK I WOULD LOVE SOME PANCAKES RIGHT NOW B. MATTERFACT I WANT SOME SONIC. I'M BOUT TO DRIVE TO JERSEY FOR SONIC. COMMERCIALS ALWAYS CONVINCE ME TO WANT SHIT. FUCK YOU MARKETING!!
AIGHT I'M OUT. 1.
