...YO...YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I'M LATE FOR WORK AND I DON'T BRUSH MY HAIR OR SHAVE AND LEAVE LOOKIN LIKE TEEN WOLF...I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE ALL DAY. AND THAT'S SOME BASIC SHIT. IF I WOKE UP AND LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND LOOKED LIKE THIS ASSHOLE I WOULD GO BUY AN AK AND SHOOT IT OUT WITH PO TILL THEY OSAMA ME. THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE IS A FUCKIN ASSHOLE B. YO GUY LISTEN TO ME... YOU'RE A DICK. WHAT DO YOU DO? ARE YOU A COCAINE TESTER? ARE YOU A HUMAN KEY RING NIGGA? A PROFESSIONAL FART SMELLER? I WOULD BREAK MY HAND SMACKIN THIS NIGGA IN HIS BAMBOO EARS B. WHAT A FUCKIN JERKOFF. DID YOU RUN OUT OF HOLES TO PUT DICKS IN? SMH AT THIS NIGGA MAN. HOW DO YOU EVEN EAT PUSSY? YOU DON'T EAT PUSSY OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO WITH THOSE GO-KART TIRES IN YOUR NASAL IS SUCK A WILD LONG D. MY NIGGA YOUR SMACKABILITY IS OFF THE FUCKIN CHARTS RIGHT NOW. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A RUNNY NOSE? IF YOU SNEEZED WOULD YOU DIE? IF THATS THE CASE I'M ABOUT TO GO TO YOUR CRIB WITH A GIANT PEPPER SHAKER.
"MERO IT'S NOT FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLES FACES."
NAH YOU WRONG. IT IS FUNNY BUT ITS SAD FUNNY WHEN NIGGAS FACES GOT BURNT OR THEY GOT SHOT IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN OR A MONKEY RIPPED THEY EYELIDS OFF AND THEY GOT A FACE TRANSPLANT AND LOOK LIKE A NIGGA THATS MELTING. THAT SHIT IS FUNNY BUT IT'S FUCKED UP. THIS NIGGA IS ANOTHER CATEGORY. YOU KNOW WHY?
THIS NIGGAS FACIAL STRUGGLES IS ALL SELF IMPOSED SLIME! WHY WOULD YOU PURPOSELY MAKE YOUR NOSE LOOK LIKE SOME SHIT YOU GOTTA BUY AT HOME DEPOT WHEN YA TOILET IS BROKE? YOU WANT ATTENTION? GO DO SOMETHING NIGGA! PUTTING BANGLES INSIDE YOUR EAR DOESN'T COUNT AS "DOING SOMETHING'. WHAT WAS THIS NIGGAS THOUGHT PROCESS? I WANNA INTERVIEW THIS NIGGA INBETWEEN PUNCHES TO THE FACIAL.
MERO: HEY YOUR FACE IS WILD FUCKED UP.
CORNY GAY WHITE GUY: WELL ITS LIKE MY HOMAGE TO THE MAORI TRIBE AND LIKE I WAS ALWAYS REALLY LIKE INTO BODY MOD SINCE LIKE I SAW THIS SIDESHOW AND SINCE THEN I'VE TOTALLY--
MERO: AIGHT SHUT THE FUCK UP, CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU MADE YOUR NOSE LOOK LIKE A HAPPY MEAL TOY?
CORNY GAY WHITE GUY: WELL ACTUALLY MY INSPIRATION CAME FROM THE YOLANJI TRIBE IN THE AMAZON WHICH HAVE A RITUAL CALL--
MERO: AIGHT SHUT THE FUCK UP, DO YOU LIKE TO JERK OFF DICKS WITH YOUR BUTT FAM? I THINK I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS.
CORNY GAY WHITE GUY: ACTUALLY MY GIRLFR--
MERO: AIGHT SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP LYIN, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S CRAZY THAT THE MOST NORMAL THING ABOUT YOU IS THE BACKWARDS 3 YOU HAVE TATTOOED ON YOUR JAW? I WAS GONNA SAY THE VINES YOU HAVE AS EYEBROWS BUT EYEBROW TATTOOS ARE OD WEIRD.
CORNY GAY WHITE GUY: WELL THE VINES SYMBOLIZE MY GROWTH AS A-- *SMACKED* ...PLEASE DON'T SMACK ME...AND THAT'S NOT A 3 ITS ACTUALLY A SYMBOL FROM THE MASOWANABI TRIBE OF TANZANIA IT MEANS "ELOQUENT WARR--
MERO: *PUNCHES GUY IN FACIAL*
YO ROLL THE CREDITS B IMA EAT A CLIF BAR I STOLE FROM MY WIFE AND HOPE IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE WHITE PEOPLE SWAG. 1.
