DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS ALREADY? THE WORLD IS NOT GONNA FUCKIN END ON SATURDAY B GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT. IF THE WORLD ENDS ON SATURDAY IMA PUNCH JESUS IN HIS FUCKIN FACIAL FOR THAT SHIT CUZ MY SON AIN'T IN THE NBA YET AND I'M NOT RICH AND I DON'T HAVE A WRITING JOB WHERE I WEAR MY PAJAMAS TO WORK AND WRITE 3 FUNNY THINGS THEN GO HOME AND SMOKE WEED TILL MY LUNGS COLLAPSE. I HAVEN'T "ARRIVED" YET SO IF THE WORLD ENDED SATURDAY I WOULD BE FUCKIN TIGHT B DEAD ASS. WHO IS WORRIED ABOUT THIS SHIT B? YOU NIGGAS NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER SON FOR REAL CUZ I'M OVER HERE LIVIN LIFE AND I GOTTA EXPLAIN TO LITTLE NIGGAS THAT THE WORLD IS NOT GONNA END CUZ NIGGAS LOOK TO ME FOR ENLIGHTENMENT AND SHIT LIKE THAT. I SEEN A OLD LADY TALKIN ABOUT THIS SHIT ON THE TRAIN LIKE IT WAS SOME REAL TRUE SHIT.
YOU KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN SATURDAY? IMA WAKE UP, EAT SOME BREAKFAST, WATCH LIKE 5 EPISODES OF LOST ON NETFLIX, FALL ASLEEP, THEN WAKE UP 5 HOURS LATER AND DRINK BEERS. THERE IS NOT GONNA BE NO WORLD ENDY TYPE SHIT GOIN ON. THE NIGGAS THATS PLANNING TO MASS SUICIDE THEYSELF ARE GONNA FEEL LIKE ILL FUCKIN DICKS WHEN THEY MERK THEYSELF AND SUNDAY COMES AROUND MAD BASIC LIKE NO BIG DEAL. GUESS WHAT NIGGA, WORLD IS STILL HERE. MY KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS WILL CROAK 5 TIMES BEFORE THE "END OF THE WORLD" B. Y'ALL NIGGAS WATCH TOO MANY MOVIES. THE ANCIENT MAYAN AZTECS WHATEVERS THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS GONNA END AND THEY SACRIFICED ALL THE CUTE BITCHES EVERY YEAR CUZ THEY THOUGHT IF THEY DIDN'T GOD WOULD FUCK SHIT UP. THAT'S WHY ALL MEXICANS LOOK LIKE THIS NOW. CUZ THEY FUCKED UP THE GENE POOL NIGGA AND ALL THE BAD BITCHES GOT THEY TITS CUT OFF AND LIT ON FIRE WHILE NIGGAS PRAYED TO A DODO BIRD & SHIT LIKE THAT.
LETS MAKE A BET
IF THE WORLD ENDS SATURDAY I'LL GIVE YOU A CASSETTE COPY OF "N.O.R.E" I GOT (IN THE AFTERLIFE THOUGH CUZ WE FINNA BE DEAD)
IF IT DON'T END HIT ME ON THE TWITTER @THEKIDMERO SO I CAN SMACK YA FUCKIN FACE ONTO YOUR CHEST FOR BEING A FUCKIN SCIENTOLOGIST IDIOT NIGGA.
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