OH WATTUP? HEY GUYS.
YO SOMETIMES IDK WTF TO WRITE ABOUT ON THIS SHIT SO I JUST SAY A PHRASE IN MY HEAD AND END UP WRITING SOME SHIT ABOUT THAT. THIS TIME ITS "TIME MANAGEMENT" EVEN THOUGH IDK SHIT ABOUT TIME MANAGEMENT AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN MANAGE MY TIME AT ALL IS CUZ I HAVE A WHITE WIFE WHO IS LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK/DAILY PLANNER WITH TITTIES. "DON'T GET SUPER DRUNK AND COME HOME AT 6AM CUZ WE HAVE BRUNCH WITH MY MOM TOMORROW" (YES BRUNCH SHE'S WHITE) THEN WE GO TO BRUNCH AND I EAT OD AMOUNT OF FOOD AND DRINK OD MIMOSAS ON SOME SOFT SHIT AND FALL ASLEEP ON THE RECLINER.
MOST OF THE TIME I STILL CAN'T DO SHIT PUNCTUALLY. THATS WHY I'LL HIT YALL NIGGAS WITH 6 UPDATES IN A ROW THEN DISSAPEAR FOR A MONTH.
THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT TIME MANAGEMENT.
I READ SOME SHIT ABOUT ABORTION AND FOR LIKE .5 SECONDS I WONDERED IF I SHOULD SPEAK ON HEAVY SHIT LIKE ABORTION AND THEN I WAS LIKE "HELL NO NIGGA...THIS AINT BLOWINMINE.COM" NIGGAS COME ON HERE LIKE "HAHA YO MERO UPDATED THIS FINNA BE GOOD" THEN THEY COME ON HERE AND I GOT A PICTURE OF A LITTLE BABY CORPSE LOOKIN LIKE A CABBAGE PATCH KID COVERED IN RASPBERRY PRESERVES? I CANT DO THAT TO YALL IT TOOK HARD WORK AND LOTS OF DOWNTIME+WEED+BOREDOM TO GET TO 84 FOLLOWERS B.
FOR MY 100TH FOLLOWER IMA WRITE THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. I SWEAR B.
RUSSELL BRAND IS THE LEAST FUNNY NIGGA ON EARF. I'D RATHER LISTEN TO JEFF FOXWORTHY DO A 8 HOUR SET STRAPPED IN A CHAIR WITH A CHIHUAHUA BITIN MY TOENAILS OFF. MY SON RUS LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE OF NIGGA THAT MAKES SMARMY JOKES ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT LIKE EVEN WHEN KATY PERRY IS GIVIN HIM TOP. "YEW LUHV WHEN I CAM ON YOUW FAYSHOW FEECHEZ INNIT?" *HAIR FLIP FOLLOWED BY SNICKER* LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING B, IF I WAS GETTING TOP FROM KATY PERRY I WOULD NOT TRY TO BE FUNNY. I WOULD TRY TO GET A FLICK AND PUT IT ON TWITTER WITH A LINK TO MY BLOG. I WANNA SEE HIM AND JACK BLACK GET OD DRUNK ON NYQUIL AND MOUTHWASH AND FIGHT EACH OTHER TO DEATH IN A GIANT GOLDFISH BOWL B...AND ME AND ALL MY NIGGAS IS THERE SITTING ON THE RIM OF THE BOWL NO HOMO AND WE THROWIN BEER AND DUTCH GUTS ON THE NIGGAS AND THEN I GIVE THE THUMBS DOWN ON SOME GLADIATOR SHIT AND UNCLE MURDA COMES IN AND CHOPS THE WINNERS HEAD OFF WITH A NINJA SWORD WITH GRAFFITI ON IT. (BTW I GOOGLE IMAGED "UNCLE MURDA NINJA SWORD WITH GRAFFITI ON IT" AND GOT THIS)
YO ONE TIME I WAS WALKIN TO THE GAS STATION TO GET A DUTCH AND I WAS ALREADY KINDA HIGH SO IM JUST STROLLIN ALONG THINKIN ABOUT COOKIN UP SOME MARVELOUS SHIT THAT CONTAINS POPTARTS AND ICECREAM AND FUDGE PAUSE AND PEANUTS AND COOKIES AND SHIT LIKE THAT. SO ANYWAY I GO IN AND COP THE DUTCH AND WHATEVER OTHER MATERIALS AND I COME OUT AND TWO SHORTIES ARE PULLING UP AND SHORTY IN THE PASSENGER SIDE LOOKS RIGHT MY NIGGA LIKE REAL RIGHT LIKE THIS BITCH RIGHT... I LOOK AT THE DRIVER SIDE AND SHORTY HAIR IS ALL FLOWIN AND SHIT...SHOTGUN MOTIONS TO ME LIKE "COME OVER TO THE WHIP" SO I WALK OVER TO THE WHIP AND SHORTY STARTS TALKIN AND AS SOON AS SHE STARTS TALKIN THE DRIVER LEANS OVER AND SAYS "HI!"
AND THE BITCH LOOKS LIKE THIS!!!!!
I WAS LIKE "OHH!" DEAD ASS I SAID "OHH!" LIKE WHEN I SAW THE YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THAT NIGGA THAT DOVE OFF THE CLIFF INTO THE WATER, MISSED AND LITERALLY SMASHED HIS WIG OPEN. I COULDN'T SUPRESS IT MY NIGGA SHORTY FACE LOOKED LIKE A BAKED POTATO BRUSHED WITH OLIVE OIL B!! I HAD TO GRAB MY CALF AND BE LIKE "AHH I CAUGHT A CRAMP" JUST SO SHORTY WOULDNT BE LIKE "ASSHOLE!" AND RUN ME OVER. SO WHATEVER WHATEVER I BOUNCED OUTTA THERE FASTER THAN EMINEM OUT A BLACK ISREALITE MEETING. THEN I WENT HOME AND SLAYED MY NIGGA JMACK IN NBA LIVE WITH A LAST SECOND THREE.
