SON WHEN I MADE THAT REFERENCE TO BEATING YOUR OWN DICK OFF IN THAT LAST POST A SHUDDER OVERCAME MY BEING SLIME...YO I REALLY COULD NOT IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT MY DICK. MY DICK IS ESSENTIAL TO MY HAPPINESS B. I KNOW THERE'S SOME NIGGAS OUT THERE THAT GET NO PUSSY AND THEY SWAGGERLESS NERDS THAT LISTEN TO THE BEATLES AND READ ANIME BOOKS...THAT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF DICKLESS NIGGA, THAT'S FIGURATIVE. I'M TALKIN LITERALLY BEING DICKLESS MY NIGGA LIKE INSTEAD OF A DICK YOU GOT A LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU PEEPEE FROM AND YOU DON'T GOT BALLS TO SCRATCH OR A PENIS SHAFT SITUATION TO PUT INSIDE A FEMALE MOUTH!! (I'M BUGGIN RIGHT NOW!) IMAGINE YOU WAS IN AN ILL ACCIDENT AND YOU LOST YOUR DICK MY G!! AND YOU WOKE UP OUT YOUR COMA AND YOU HAD YOUR MAMA AND YA DADDY AND YA HOMIES IN YA CORNER...YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER AND THE FIRST THING YOU SAY TO THE DOCTOR IS "YO CALL THIS SHORTY UP AND TELL HER TO COME THROUGH MY NIGGA" AND THE DOCTOR IS LIKE "FOR WHAT? TO SUCK YOUR DICK? MY NIGGA YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DICK NO MORE I'M SORRY SIR"...YO I WOULD LOSE IT B. I'LL PROBABLY MERK MYSELF OR HEATH LEDGER MYSELF AND GET OD FUCKED UP TILL I'M ON SOME MUERTO FLOW THROWING UP IN MY MOUTH OD AND CHOKIN AND SHIT. NIGGAS WOULD FIND ME WITH TEARS IN MY EYES AND MY FACEBOOK STATUS WOULD BE "YO I KILLED MYSELF CUZ I DONT GOT A DICK 5. TELL MY SON I LOVE HIM AND NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF YOUR DREAMS (OR YOUR DICK)."
P.S. I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT TOO MUCH CUZ IT MAKES ME SAD LIKE THINKIN ABOUT WHEN MY GRANDMA DIED B...BUT WHAT ELSE WOULD BE WACK IF YOU HAD NO DICK? IS THERE ANY UPSIDE TO NOT HAVING A DICK?
