YO YOU KNOW WHAT? ALOT OF FADS FOR FEMALES ARE EITHER CORNY TO ME OR I DON'T GIVE A FUCK BUT THIS IS SOME SHIT I CAN GET BEHIND B. I KNOW FEMALES ARE STARTING TO HATE ON THIS SHIT AND IM GONNA TAKE A WILD GUESS AND SAY ITS THE BITCHES WITH FLATSCREEN PLASMA CHEEKS. I RESPECT THIS FASHION MOVEMENT CUZ IT PREVENTS FEMALES FROM LYING TO A NIGGA. IF YOU WEARING LEGGINGS AND A THONG OR NO DRAWZ I KNOW PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOUR CHEEKS IN ADDITION TO YOUR LEGS IS GONNA LOOK LIKE WHEN I POINT YOUR TOES AT THE CEILING FAN. I HOPE THIS STAYS HOT AND I WOULD LIKE ALL YOU GAY NIGGAS OUT THERE TO PLEASE REFER TO EVERY FEMALE YOU SEE IN LEGGINGS AS "TOTALLY FIERCE!" AND THEN FOLLOW IT UP WITH "WORK BITCH!" (SNAP YOUR FINGERS TOO)...CUZ STRAIGHT WOMEN RESPECT YOUR OPINION ON WHAT THEY SHOULD WEAR MORE THAN GALLIANO RESPECTS HITLER. I'M ONLY ASKIN YOU TO DO ME THIS SOLID CUZ MOST FEMALES WOULDN'T APPRECIATE BEING APPROACHED WITH FASHION CRITIQUES BY A LARGE DOMINICAN THAT'S MORE STONED THAN A MUSLIM HOOKER. (UNLESS THEY KNOW ME CUZ TO KNOW ME IS TO LOVE ME! LOLSMILEYFACE)
IM EVEN WILLING TO OVERLOOK THE UGGS B CUZ I UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE WHITE GIRL UNIFORM AND THE LEGGINGS CANNOT BE WITHOUT THE UGGS. IF YOU DO LEGGINGS WITH HEELS ON AND YOU DON'T LET A NIGGA BEAT THEY PROBABLY GONNA SIMULTANEOUSLY HATE YOU AND JERK ILLZ TO YOUR MENTAL IMAGE. THIS CAN BE DANGEROUS CUZ THIS LEADS TO BEATING OFF LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING TO KILL THE GUY WHO KILLED YOUR MOMS. SO YOU MIGHT BEAT YOUR DICK OFF AND HAVE NO DICK B.
OH SHIT...I JUST THOUGH OF SOMETHING CRAZY FUCKED UP SLIME!!
