THIS IS ALL EMINEMS FAULT

YO...



YO THIS BITCH IS UGLY AS FUCK B.



HOLD UP MY PHONE RINGIN...

OH SHIT THAT'S A NIGGA!!!


YO MY NIGGA DIVERSE TOLD ME AKON SIGNED THIS SHEMALE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT. HOMIE SOUNDS TERRIBLE!! IF THIS WAS A FEMALE PEOPLE WOULD BE OD'ING...ACTUALLY NO THEY WOULDN'T THEY'D BE LOVIN IT. BUT I'M SAYIN THOUGH!! WHEN I FIRST OPENED THIS SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS A NEW EMINEM VIDEO. GUESS WHAT THOUGH, THIS NIGGA IS GONNA BLOW UP BECAUSE LADY GAGA AND NICKI MINAJ LIKE TO PRETEND TO BE GAY SO GAY DUDES BUY THEIR MUSIC AND DRESS UP LIKE THEM. THEY GONNA COSIGN THE SHIT OUTTA THIS BABYDICK. THEY BOTH GONNA BE ON SHIS ALBUM AND THEN ITS GONNA BE COOL TO HAVE PINK EYEBROWS AND WEAR EYE SHADOW TO GO BUY A THING OF EGGS AT THE STORE.

LOOK I DIN TOLD NIGGAS I DO NOT CARE ABOUT GAY DUDES OR GAY FEMALES FOR THAT MATTER, (PUERTO RICAN DYKES IS ONE OF MY FAVE SPECIES OF PEOPLE) YOU LIKE TO PUT D'S IN B'S? DO YOU, I DON'T CARE. I HATE BEING REDUNDANT BUT THAT'S LIKE ME CARING ABOUT KIM JONG IL JERKIN OFF TO STEVE MARTIN MOVIES...THAT SHIT DON'T AFFECT ME. BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU NIGGAS THATS HOMOPHOBIC, THIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO FUCK UP YA WHOLE WORLD. EMINEM AND BAM MARGERA AND THE OTHER "JACKASS" NIGGAS BOTH COMBINED TO MAKE DOING GAY SHIT "AS A JOKE DUDE!" TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE. STEVE-O STICKIN SHIT IN HIS ASS, EMINEM DOING SKITS ABOUT GAY BLOWJOBS...ALL THAT SHIT DESENSITIZED NIGGAS. (OFF TOP I WAS LIKE "CHILL MY NIGGA PAUSE THAT WHOLE SHIT, THATS WILD MO") SO THAT OPENED THE DOOR FOR NIGGAS LIKE MY DAUGHTER JEFREE STAR OVER HERE TO STRAIGHT UP BE GAY AS FUCK AND THE SHIT BE COOL. AUTOTUNE SINGIN BOUT LICKIN BATIHOLES AND WEARIN LIPGLOSS AND SUCH.


BEFORE YOU KNOW IT NIGGAS WILL BE LIKE "OH WE ALREADY WEAR TIGHT JEANS ITS OK IF WE WEAR TIGHT SHORTS" SO YOU GON HAVE NIGGAS IN DAISY DUKES GETTIN ON THE L TRAIN TO PICK UP SOME PINK ICECREAM ON BEDFORD. CHRISTOPHER STREET IS GONNA BE MORE POPPING THAN BROADWAY CUZ SUCKIN DICKS IS GONNA BE THE NEW LOUIS VUITTON. YOU NIGGAS READY TO RIDE THAT WAVE? I'M NOT. I'M GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE IN THE BRONX INSULATED FROM ALL THIS BABY POWDER MAKEUP BRUSH WHIP CREAM FUCKERY. GOOD LUCK.