HOW YALL FUCKNIGGAS GONNA SAY "MERO WHATS GOOD? YOU AINT UPDATING!" AND THEN NOT BE SENDIN ME QUERIES VIA EMAIL B? WHATS REALLY GREAT? HIT ME UP!! AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM #POW @THEKIDMERO #BONG ANYWAY TODAY'S MAILINGTON IS FROM MY DUDE.....I WAS ABOUT TO BLOW UP THE NIGGAS GOV'T AND THEN I REALIZED IT SO IM NOT FINNA DO IT.
I'm a white guy who digs on some black and hispanic bitties, they just seem to have it all together (well some anyway). What the fuck does a white man gotta do to get the attention of these women without going OD on the wigga-ass "Southpole" shit tryin to pretend like I'm something I'm not?
FIRST OF ALL DON'T CALL A FEMALE A BITTIE, IT SOUND LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN BIGGIE AND TITTIE SO BITCHES ARE GONNA PICTURE BIGGIES TITTIES AND THAT SHIT IS NOT POPPIN.
HERE'S SOME STRATEGIES. FIRST OFF, YOU'RE RIGHT. DON'T ACT LIKE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT. NOT EVEN CUZ IT'S CORNY AND WIGGERS ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS NAZIS AND NIGGAS THAT RAPE GRANDMAS, BUT CUZ THE SHIT WON'T WORK. THE BITCH WILL SEE THROUGH YOUR FACADE B. THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN ACT BLACK OR LATINO AND BE WHITE IS IF YOU DO SOMETHING WE DO REALLY WELL. HERE'S SOME THINGS YOU CAN DO...
TO ACT LIKE A BLACK DUDE:
-PLAY BASKETBALL REAL GOOD. AND I DON'T MEAN LIKE LEAD YOUR TEAM IN DEFENSIVE REBOUNDS NIGGA THATS FUCKIN CORNY. KEVIN LOVE DOES THAT SHIT AND HE'S PROBABLY NOT GETTIN NO SWAG BASED PUSSY. I MEAN LIKE THIS...IF YOU CAN DO SHIT LIKE THAT THEN YOU INVITE SHORTY TO WATCH YOU PLAY AND YOU CAN RUN OFF THE COURT LIKE "WHATS SHAKIN MY NIGGA HAAANNNN!! YALL NIGGAS LOOKIN WILD ASS RIGHT NOW B" AND SHE WON'T LOOK AT YOU LIKE THIS.
-BE FROM SOME TYPE OF HOOD. (ALSO WORKS FOR IMITATING A SPANISH NIGGA.) IF YOU AIN'T FROM A THREE DIGIT NUMBER STREET DON'T EVEN BOTHER.
I THINK THAT'S IT... "WHAT ABOUT RAPPING MERO!!"
NO. SEE YOU PROLLY WOULD THINK THIS GOES FIRST BUT IT DOESN'T. THE FIRST THINGS WIGGERS TRY TO DO IS RAP. NOT ONE WHITE RAPPER HAS EVER BEEN TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITHOUT MENTIONING THE FACT THAT HE'S WHITE IN A SONG. EXCEPT FOR THIS NIGGA, AND I SUSPECT HE'S 1/2 BLACK. DON'T RAP, THE SHIT IS FUCKIN CORNY ANYWAY. RAPPIN IS NOT COOL UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE A RAPPER, AND YOU CAN'T BE WHITE AND LOOK LIKE A RAPPER...CUZ LOOKIN LIKE A RAPPER REQUIRES A DURAG UNDER OTHER HEADGEAR AND THAT'S SOMETHING WHITE GUYS SHOULD NEVER EVER DO UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. SORRY.
TO ACT LIKE A LATINO INDIVIDUAL:
-DANCE REALLY WELL, MERENGUE, SALSA, BACHATA, REGGAE, REGGAETON, AND ALL THE LITTLE SUBGENRES....ABSOLUTELY ALL THAT SHIT, YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE NOT LOOKING STUPID WHILE YOU DANCE ALSO. I KNOW THIS CAN BE DIFFICULT FOR WHITE NIGGAS.
-KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY (TO ACT DOMINICAN), AND THIS GUY (TO ACT PUERTO RICAN) IDK SHIT ABOUT MEXICAN CULTURE AND WHATS POPPIN WITH MEXICAN BITCHES BUT I HEARD MEXICANS SAY THE WORD "SONIDERO" SO GOOGLE IT. I THINK ITS MUSIC. I ALSO DK SHIT ABOUT SOUTH AMERICANS BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY MEXICANISH.
-EAT PUSSY LIKE A DYKE BUT YOU HAVE TO BAG A BITCH FIRST TO PUT THEM ON, ONCE YOU GOT EM THOUGH, YOU GOT EM.
IMA BE HONEST WITH YOU, YOU CAN KINDA TELL IF A BLACK BITCH OR A SPANISH BITCH IS GONNA BE INTO YOU BY THEIR DATING HISTORY. IF SHE ONLY DATED BLACK/SPANISH DUDES BEFORE YOU THEN UNLESS YOU'RE ROBIN THICKE SHE PROLLY AIN'T GONNA CHANGE HER RULES FOR YOU. ANOTHER EASY WAY TO BAG BROADS OF ANY COLOR IS BEING RICH. IF YOU'RE RICH BITCHES WILL FUCK YOU, PUNTO Y SE ACABO. BUT THE TONE OF YOUR EMAIL MAKES ME THINK YOU WANNA WIFE A BITCH UP...IN WHICH CASE YOU GOTTA JUST BE A NORMAL GUY. THERE'S CERTAIN SHIT WHITE PEOPLE DO THAT TURNS MINORITY BITCHES OFF. IF YOU'RE CAREFUL AND DON'T DO THOSE THINGS THE FACT THAT YOU'RE EDUCATED AND HAVE A CAREER, AND DON'T COME FROM A FAMILY THAT'S IN THE JAIL HALL OF FAME WOULD PROBABLY MAKE HER FEEL LIKE "IM GONNA MARRY THIS GUY AND FUCK DOMINICAN MEN ON THE LOW". GOOD LUCK BREDREN!
