YO YOU KNOW WHAT? I FUCKS WITH GUCCI MANE, I'M FROM NEW YORK AND I'M A RAP SNOB FOR THE MOST PART BUT I FUCKS WITH THIS GUY CUZ HE'S ENTERTAINING. I DON'T EXPECT THE NIGGA TO SOUND LIKE FUCKIN NAS WEARING A KUFI READING FROM A VERSION OF THE KORAN EDITED BY MLK AND CORNELL WEST. I EXPECT HIM TO SAY "I STAY HIGH LIKE GIRAFFE PUSSY" AND MAKE ME LAUGH. THAT'S JUST A PREFACE TO THIS SHIT FOR THE NIGGAS WHO GONNA SAY "YO HOW YOU COSIGN THIS NIGGA MAN WAAHH WAAHHH YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO CHARLES HAMILTON DUDE!!"
NO THANKS. I'LL PASS ON LUPE FIASSCO & A BLU CALLED QUEXILE TOO. I HAVE SHIT LIKE THIS IF I WANNA LISTEN TO PG13 RIGHTEOUS RAP THAT'S NOT FUCKIN GARBAGE.
MOVING AHEAD...GUCCI MANE GOT A FUCKIN TATTOO OF AN ICE CREAM CONE ON HIS FUCKIN FACIAL MY NIGGA!!! WOW!! AN ELECTRIC (?) ICE CREAM CONE!! MY SON JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR 18 WTFUCKY AWARDS THIS YEAR FOR THIS ONE...IM SAYIN THIS WOULDNT BE AS HORRIBLE IF IT WAS ON HIS ARM OR EVEN HIS NECK. FACIAL TATTOOS ALWAYS DESERVE A FOREHEAD SLAP CUZ I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WORTH TATTOOING ON YOUR FACE B. EYEBROWS MAYBE? NAH, CHILL...THIS NIGGA JUST BLAKE GRIFFINED EVERYBODY ELSE'S FACE TATTOOS, EVEN GAME'S BUTTERFLY. HE IS CURRENTLY TIED WITH THIS GUY FOR ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR IN THE TATTOO CATEGORY.
THIS IS REAL BAD B, THE NIGGA GOT A TRIPLE SCOOP ICECREAM CONE WITH "BRRR" WRITTEN ON THE CONE. THIS SHIT ACTUALLY MADE ME SAD CUZ IT'S LIKE DAMN NIGGA YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE AND I KNOW EVERY REDNECK IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERIKKKA TOOK A BREAK FROM SAYING "IMPEACH OBAMA" TO SAY "LOOK AT THIS DUMB NIGGER". HOMIE ALSO HAS AN EA SPORTS LOGO TATTED ON HIS THROAT? WTF ARE YOU NIGGA? A HUMAN NASCAR WHIP? THAT'S IRONIC CONSIDERING HOW MUCH RACIST WHITE PEOPLE MUST HATE YOUR FILTHY RICH GUTS. WHY DO YOU HAVE RANDOM GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHES TATTOOED ALL OVER YOUR WHOLE GRILLIOT? I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED SINCE THIS NIGGA HAS THE MOST RANDOM JEWELRY IN HIPHOP.
ANYWAY, I WOULDN'T DO SOME SHIT LIKE THIS CUZ MY KIDS WOULDN'T RESPECT ME. IMAGINE ME TELLIN MY SON "SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK" WITH AN ICECREAM CONE TATTED ON MY FACIAL. WHAT RESPECT YOU GONNA GET? "FUCK OUTTA HERE DAD YOU GOT A TRIPLE SCOOP FRUITY PATOOTIE ENGRAVED ON YOUR FUCKIN FACE, IM GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND DRINK COLORFUL BEERS TIL I EARL." THAT'S HOW THAT WOULD GO DOWN. YOU WOULD HAVE TO BEAT YOUR KIDS 79% MORE OFTEN (I DID THE RESEARCH) JUST TO KEEP THAT FEAR LEVEL ON GREEN.
THE ONLY UPSIDE TO THIS IS THAT HE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE A TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER FOR A DAY OR TWO, BUT SO WAS THE BITCH WHO'S HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE AT THE P DIDDY USTREAM PARTY WHATEVER THE FUCK EVENT. YOU CAN BUY NEW HAIR, YOU CAN'T BUY A NEW FACE...I MEAN YOU CAN BUT WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANNA DO THAT?
