YO FIRST AND FOREMOST IF YALL DIDNT KNOW, GURU FROM GANGSTARR ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL GROUPS IN HIPHOP HISTORY PASSED AWAY LAST WEEK SO RIP TO HIM, DUDE WAS A LEGEND...
THE REASON IM WRITIN THIS THOUGH IS CUZ THIS NIGGA UP THERE THAT LOOKS LIKE ARTHUR WITH A PUERTO RICAN MUSTACHE EXPECTS ME TO BELIEVE THAT THIS LETTER WAS WRITTEN BY GURU.
COME ON MY NIGGA, FOR REAL? YOU REACHIN. GURU CALLED YOU HIS "PARTNER" 128 TIMES IN A 2 PARAGRAPH LETTER? HE'S LEAVIN YOU IN CHARGE OF HIS KIDS? I UNDERSTAND YOU TRYNA GET PAID BUT DAMN NIGGA THIS IS SOME NEXT SHIT. LIKE ME DYIN AND BEIN LIKE "MY POPS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY EXISTENCE, I DO NOT SHARE A CHROMOSOME WITH HIM THEREFORE IM LEAVING MY ESTATE TO MY NIGGA JIMMY THAT WAS IN MY HISTORY CLASS MY SOPHOMORE YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL" TRUE STORY IM PRETTY AWARE OF WHATS GOIN ON IN HIPHOP AND I NEVER ONCE HEARD THIS NIGGA NAME TILL GURU CROAKED. I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT FRENCH(?) NIGGA THAT RAPS (NOT TONY PARKER, THE OTHER NIGGA WHO NAME IS SOLAR)
I ALSO THINK THIS SHIT IS BULLSHIT CUZ "GURU" SLAYS PREMO TO THE 12TH POWER B. IF IM ABOUT TO DIE I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO I HAD "BEEF" WITH. IM ABOUT TO DIE NIGGA! I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT NO FUCKIN BEEF! IM TRYIN TO SAY TTYL TO ALL HUMAN BEINGS THAT WAS A PART OF MY LIFE AND MAKE SURE MY KIDS & SHIT IS TAKEN CARE OF WHEN I GO PLAY SPADES WITH 72 VIRGINS. THIS NIGGA SOLAR IS TRYIN TO BLOCK PREMO FROM MAKIN EVEN ONE CENT OFF THIS SHIT WHICH EVEN IF THE NIGGA IS A SCUMBAG I DOUBT HE'S TRYNA DO. HE'S NOT DIDDY AND GURU WASN'T BIG. PLUS ON SOME REAL SHIT I DONT THINK THE PHRASE "EX-DJ" WOULDA CAME OUTTA GURU'S MOUTH ANYWAY PAUSE.
NIGGA WAS PROBABLY SITTIN THERE ON SOME WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S SHIT TALKIN TO HIMSELF WITH A NETBOOK LIKE "YEAH GU, PREMIER IS A JERK! I SHOULD GET ALL THE RIGHTS TO YOUR NAME AND LIKENESS CUZ WE'RE PARTNERS! RIGHT GU? *MAD MONOTONE* WORD THE GIFTED UNLIMITED PROCLAIMS YOU, SOLAR TO BE MY PROXY IN THIS LIFE BEFORE I PASS ON TO ALLAH." GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA! STOP LYIN! GURU WAS PROBABLY IN A COMA SINCE HE HAD THAT HEART ATTACK THAT NIGGA AINT WRITE SHIT.
NIGGAS ON TWITTER ARE FURIOUS ABOUT THIS SHIT TOO. PERSONALLY I THINK ITS CORNY BUT THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NIGGAS DIE MAN, SHIT IS LIKE MONEY GETS THROWN UP AND EVERYBODY TRYNA GRAB WHAT THEY CAN. BUT GURU? I PROBABALY GOT MORE IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW THAN GURU MADE OFF JAZZMATAZZ VOL 7. FUCK YOU TRYNA GET? HIS KANGOL COLLECTION? HIS BAGGY SLACKS? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU RODENT LOOKING NIGGA, YOU'RE TARNISHING GURU'S LEGACY B.
