MEMBER THAT FATMAN SCOOP SHIT? NOT THE ONE WITH THE FAITH EVANS PART, THE OTHER JOINT WITH THE MOBB DEEP BEAT ALL SPED UP. WHY CANT I FIND THAT SHIT NOWHERE ON YOUTUBE?? DO I GOTTA GO TO A TEEN NIGHT TO HEAR THAT SHIT? THROW ME A LINK IN THE COMMENTS IF YOU FIND IT. THAT SHIT MAKES ME LOL ON SOME REAL LIFE SHIT...ANYWAY...
how do you feel about white guys in the hood/white guys with quote unquote "hood passes" ranging from everyday white dudes you see out and about to white guys in the music business?
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF I DON'T HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH WHITE PEOPLE B, I LIKE WHITE PEOPLE. MOST OF THEM ARE MAD FRIENDLY AND ALWAYS WANNA BUY ME A BEER. YOU WOULD THINK A WIGGER DRESSED LIKE JIM JONES IN THE "LET ME KNOW" VIDEO WOULD PISS ME OFF. BUT IT DON'T!! WIGGERS ARE FUNNY B, THEY MAKE ME LAUGH. ME BEING MAD AT A WIGGER IS LIKE ME BEING MAD AT ROB STAPLETON FOR TELLING ME A FUNNY JOKE.
THERE'S DIFFERENT KINDS OF WHITE PEOPLE THOUGH SO I FEEL LIKE MAYBE I GOTTA OUTLINE IT FOR NIGGAS SO THEY MIGHT COULD UNDERSTAND THE OUTSIDE PERSPECTIVE.
-WIGGERS: WIGGERS ARE WIGGERS B. THEY'RE DIFFERENT FROM WHITE DUDES THAT LIVE IN THE HOOD (AND BY LIVE I MEAN ARE BORN THERE) BECAUSE THEY AIN'T FROM THE HOOD BUT THEY WOULD LOVE TO BE FROM THE HOOD...UNTIL THEY FIND OUT THAT THE HOOD SUCKS AND IS WILD DANGEROUS ESPESICFICALLY FOR CAUCASIANS. THEY ARE 99.9% OF THE TIME MAD FRAUDULENT AND IRONICALLY ONLY CALL OTHER WHITE PEOPLE "NIGGAS". THEY ARE FUNNY TO WATCH THOUGH B, LIKE A FAT DUDE GETTIN ON A BUS. IF YOU LATINO OR BLACK AND SOMEHOW FIND YOURSELF IN A SITUATION WITH MAD WIGGERS, YOU HIT THE JACKPOT 5, YOU BOUT TO GET LIT UP ON WEED AND DRINK FOR FREE TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT MY NIGGA, JUST BE PREPARED TO TAKE MAD PICTURES THROWIN UP GANGSIGNS YOU NEVER SAW BEFORE (CUZ THEY DON'T EXIST). ALSO BE PREPARED TO PRETEND YOU KNEW BIGGIE.
-BROS: THESE NIGGAS LOVE UFC AND PICKUP TRUCKS AND AFFLICTION SHIRTS AND HAIR PRODUCTS LIKE I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH PUSSY SPRINKLES. THESE NIGGAS WORK OUT MORE THAN I JERK OFF AND SMOKE WEED COMBINED. NIGGAS ADD 2 EXTRA HOURS TO A DAY TO SPEND 2 MORE HOURS "WORKIN ON MY QUADS BRAH". THEY LISTEN TO PROBABLY THE WORST MUSIC OUT OF ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE SPECIES EXCEPT "COOL" WHITE PEOPLE. NIGGAS HAVE EVERY AKON ALBUM!! THEY HAVE AN OD AMOUNT OF TATTOOS, ONE OF WHICH IS ALWAYS A SLEEVE WITH JAPANESE FISH JUMPIN OUTTA SOME WATER AND SOME FLOWERS IN THERE TO SHOW THEY FEMININE SIDE. THEN THE REST OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A "BLAC LABEL" SHIRT. NIGGAS GOT EVERY BRO WORD TATTED ON THEYSELF. "STRENGTH" "LOYALTY" "RESPECT" "DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR" "LIBERTY" AND EVERY OTHER WORD THOMAS JEFFERSON OR A SAMURAI EVER SAID. 5 TIMES OUT OF 10 THESE NIGGAS WAS IN SOME BRANCH OF THE MILITARY AND EVEN IF THEY NEVER ONCE SAW A BULLET FLY FOR REAL THEY HAVE MAD TATTOOS TO COMMEMORATE IT. 85% OF THESE NIGGAS NEVER GOT INTO A FIGHT.
"COOL" WHITE NIGGAS AKA HIPSTERS: THE WORD HIPSTER IS PLAYED OUT SO I JUST CALL HIPSTERS COOL WHITE PEOPLE CUZ THEY LIKE THE PINNACLE OF COOL FOR A WHITE NIGGA. IF EVERY PUERTO RICAN WANTS TO BE DADDY YANKEE AND EVERY BLACK DUDE WANTS TO BE JAY-Z THEN EVERY WHITE DUDE WANTS TO BE ONE OF THESE NIGGAS. COOL WHITE PEOPLE LOVE DIRTY LOOKING CLOTHES AND KICKS. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO A CWP IS LOOKIN LIKE THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK (AND LIVING IN BROOKLYN)...THE ONLY FOR A CWP TO TRUMP A CWP LIVING IN BROOKLYN IS TO LIVE IN THE BRONX...AND YO IF YOU ON MY TWITTER YOU ALREADY KNOW, NIGGAS IS OUT HEAVY IN THE SOUTH BRONX!! ON BACK BLOCKS WHERE CRACKHEADS USED TO SMOKE CRACK THERES A WHITE GUY WALKING A MALTIPOO WEARING RAYBANS AT 4AM LIKE HE DON'T KNOW NO BETTER. CWP'S LOVE MINORITIES THOUGH, THIS THEY HAVE IN COMMON WITH THE WIGGER SPECIES. EXCEPT THEY HAVE MORE DRUGS SO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF WITH MAD COOL WHITE PEOPLE THEN PREPARE TO EAT MAD XANAX & PERCOSET & SNIFF MAD YAK & SMOKE OD FIRE WEED & WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH MAD WINE AND MICROBREW. IF YOU AN ASIAN BITCH AND YOU BUMP INTO ONE OF THESE NIGGAS AND HE GOT BREAD (HIS PARENTS ARE FROM VERMONT, THEY GOT BREAD) DON'T GO ANYWHERE TILL YOU HAVE POSITIVE CASH FLOW. THESE NIGGAS LOVE ASIAN BITCHES MORE THAN ASIAN NIGGAS LOVE ASIAN BITCHES AND MORE THAN BRO'S LOVE WATCHING TWO NIGGAS IN BOXER BRIEFS FRENCH KISS EACHOTHER TOES. SO YOU ALREADY KNOW THEY FINNA TRICK. THEY LOVE THE WORST MUSIC OF ALL THE WP SPECIES. IF YOU START A BAND IN WILLIAMSBURG AND LOOK LIKE THE NIGGAS IN THE FIRST LINK AND CALL THE SHIT SOMETHING LIKE "ROAST PORK CONUNDRUM" AND MAKE ALL YOUR MUSIC SOUND LIKE A CHURCH CHOIR OF WHITE MASTER P'S, OR A NIGGA PUNCHING A PIANO AND AN EMPTY OIL DRUM WHILE READING POETRY MAD FAST ABOUT TO FAINT THEN NIGGAS WILL HAIL YOU AS THE FUTURE OF MUSIC. OF ALL WHITE PEOPLE SPECIES THESE ARE PROBABLY THE MOST HARMLESS. IF YOU START DRAMA WITH THEM ALL THEY GONNA DO IS SAY YOUR BLOG IS WACK...ANONYMOUSLY.
WHITE TRASH: I SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN, I DONT KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT WHITE TRASH EXCEPT WHAT I SEEN ON TV. I GUESS WHITE TRASH IS BASICALLY LIKE THE WHITE VERSION OF HOODRATS? EXCEPT THEY FUCK THEY SISTERS INSTEAD OF THE BITCH IN 5B THAT EVERYBODY FUCKS, CUZ THEY LIVE IN A HOUSE ON WHEELS. I HEARD THEY LOVE FAST FOOD AND TAKIN A WHITE TRASH BITCH TO APPLEBEES IS LIKE TAKIN HER TO LE BERNARDIN AND BUYIN 16 BOTTLES OF PINOT G. THEY LOVE HOMEMADE IMPROVISED DRUGS AND HATE BLACK PEOPLE (ALOT). EVERY LATINO IS "MEXAKIN" (THEY HATE THEM TOO) AND NASCAR IS THEY OFFICIAL "SPORT"...ALSO SOMETHING I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW, WHEN A WHITE TRASH BITCH GETS PREGNANT AND BEGINS LACTATING THE LEFT TITTY PRODUCES COORS LIGHT AND THE RIGHT TITTY PRODUCES MOUNTAIN DEW.
REGULAR WHITE DUDES: ALTHOUGH WHITE PEOPLE LACK THE SWAG GENE, REGULAR WHITE DUDES HAVE THE ANTISWAG GENE, THEY HAVE NO TYPE OF FLOW WHATSOEVER EXCEPT FOR BEING A REGULAR WHITE DUDE. THEY WEAR CLOTHING BY A STRICT SET OF RULES, WHICH IS "THIS IS WHAT WAS ON TOP WHEN I OPENED MY "TOPS" DRAWER AND THIS IS WHAT WAS ON TOP WHEN I OPENED MY "PANTS" DRAWER." THEY WILL WEAR THE SAME SNEAKERS FOR 15 YEARS AND WEAR HATS BASED ON TEAM AFFILIATION. THEY WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER WEAR A HAT "BECAUSE IT MATCHES" SO IF THE NIGGA IS A CUBS FAN HE'S WEARIN THAT CUBS HAT, HE DONT GIVE A FUCK THAT HIS SHIRT IS GREEN. THERE AINT REALLY MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THESE NIGGAS EXCEPT MOST OF THEM WORK FOR THE PHONE COMPANY OR POWER COMPANY AND THEY DRINK BUDWEISER LIKE THE SHIT IS A SUPERFOOD WITH OMEGA3 TRIGLYCERIDE ANTIOXIDANTS.
WHITE GUYS IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS? THAT SHIT IS SO ALL OVER THE PLACE THAT I CANT SAY WHETHER I LIKE OR DISLIKE THE NIGGAS. CUZ A NIGGA LIKE ROBIN THICKE WILL CONVINCE YOU THAT WHITE NIGGAS GOT OD SWAG AND BAG BITCHES AND ALL THAT, THEN YOU GOT A LITTLE BABYDICK BIRDMOUTH NIGGA LIKE EMINEM THAT YOU KNOW IS ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR GETTIN POUNDED OUT THROUGHOUT HIS YUTE. HE MAKES WHITE PEOPLE LOOK BAD. THE NIGGA RELEASED AN ALBUM ON A MAJOR LABEL WHERE HE HAS A SONG THAT THE HOOK WAS "SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE" COME ON B. THATS NOT POPPIN. FOR EVERY WHITE PERSON THAT IS ACCEPTABLE MUSICALLY YOU GOT A NIGGA LIKE MARILYN MANSON WEARIN FAKE TITS ON STAGE AND JERKIN OFF AS A SKIT ON HIS ALBUM. IF I WAS RICH I WOULD HIRE THAT NIGGA TO COME TO MY CRIB AND ME AND ALL MY NIGGAS WOULD TAKE TURNS PUNCHIN HIM IN THE CHEST. THEN I WOULD MAKE THE SHIT A WEEKLY AT A CLUB AND HAVE OPEN BAR AND EVERYONE COULD COME AND PUNCH THAT NIGGA IN THE CHEST TILL HIS EYEBALLS POP OUT.
THEN YOU GOT NIGGAS THAT TRY WAY TOO HARD WAY TOO EARLY AND FAIL.
BASICALLY, IF YOU WHITE, BE WHITE. YOU CAN LISTEN TO WHATEVER YOU WANT AND WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT, I CERTAINLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I'M SAYIN I MIGHT CLOWN YOU A LITTLE BIT BUT THAT'S LIFE B. YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BAD YOU TAKE EM BOTH AND THERE YOU HAVE SUCK MY DICK IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS BOUT TO FINISH THAT LINE.
@THEKIDMERO
HOLLA ATCHA BOY SUMMERTIME IS HERE I KNOW CUZ IM SEEIN MORE CHEEKS THAN A MAKEUP LADY.
