UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A CAVE IN HAITI YOU KNOW THIS NIGGA TIGER WOODS GOT PINCHED FUCKIN MAD SMUTS. WHAT YOU PROLLY DONT KNOW IS THAT THE NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A KOREAN RABBIT SQUIRREL WITH GERBIL TEETH. YOU PROLLY KNEW THAT TOO, BUT IM SAYIN WHY WHEN SOME RICH PERSON CHEATS ON THEIR WIFE NIGGAS MAKE A ILL HUGE DEAL OUTTA THE SHIT AND EVERYONE IS LIKE "OH THIS NIGGA IS SCUM CANCEL HIS ENDORSEMENTS" BLAHBLAHBLAH...THE NIGGA GOT HIS DICK WET, BIG FUCKIN DEAL. WHATS MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT THE TEXTS THE NIGGA WAS SENDING MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE THE ILL HORNY 14 YEAR OLD IN A FACEBOOK CHAT. OD CORNY!!! "DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? I CAN BE YOUR BOYFRIEND" NIGGA YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR NAME IS FUCKIN MATT ZUCKERBERG, YOU'RE TIGER WOODS AND YOU'RE RICH NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!! IF I HAD .25% OF THE DOUGH YOU HAVE ID BE LIKE "YO BITCH COME TO MY CRIB AND SUCK MY DICK AND THEN WE'LL TAKE AMBIEN AND SMOKE BLUNTS ON MY YACHT WHILE I SMACK MY WIFE" YOU'RE RICH NIGGA AND THESE WAS SOME REGULAR ASS HOES!
NIGGA WAS TRICKING HARD ON SOME 5/10 BITCHES. SOME "I WORK AT A PANCAKE HOUSE AND FUCK ONE OF THE MEXICANS THAT WORKS HERE" BITCHES. IT AINT TRICKIN IF YOU GOT IT BUT NIGGA THESE BITCHES PROLLY WOULDA FUCKED YOU FOR A NIKE TSHIRT AND A GOLF TEE, FUCKIN CORNBALL...BUT BACK TO NIGGAS MAKIN A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS SHIT, ISN'T IT COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT RICH NIGGAS CANT KEEP THEY DICK IN THEY PANTS NO HOMO? THE FUCK? REGULAR NIGGAS CANT KEEP THEY DICK IN THEY PANTS AND THEY DONT HAVE THE OPTIONS THAT RICH NIGGAS GOT..A RICH DUDE CANT BE FAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE B, NO MATTER HOW BAD A BITCH IS YOU'LL EVENTUALLY GET BORED OF THE PUSSY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU GOT KIDS WITH A BITCH. EVERYONE KNOWS ONCE YOU PUT A RING ON A BITCH FINGER AND FUCK AROUND AND HAVE KIDS YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THE DOGGYSTYLE FINGER IN HER ASS BLOWJOB AND THE SPIN HER AROUND AND CUM ON HER TITS & NECK TYPE OF SITUATIONS. WIVES FEEL LIKE THEY ALREADY DID THAT TO HOOK YOU SO THEY DONT GOTTA DO IT ANYMORE. BUT LIKE I SAID A RICH NIGGA HAS OPTIONS CUZ NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF BITCH YOU'RE DEALIN WIT SHE'LL EITHER FUCK FOR MONEY OUTRIGHT OR FUCK YOU FOR MONEY INDIRECTLY, MEANING TAKIN THE BITCH OUT AND BUYING ALL TYPES OF SHIT WHICH IS BASICALLY FUCKIN FOR MONEY. I BET MY PUBICS THAT IF TIGER WOODS VIETNAMESE MUPPET BABY LOOKIN ASS WAS JUST A REGULAR NIGGA HE'D BE MARRIED TO A WHITE BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE ROSEANNE OR AN ASIAN BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE...SOME BORING ASIAN BITCH, I CANT THINKA ONE. GET OFF THIS NIGGAS DICK THOUGH I WANNA SEE SOMETHING NEW ON THE FRONT PAGE TOMMOROW MAN, THE FUCK.
