I WAS JUST THINKIN HOW "MMA" WOULD BE KINDA COOL IF NIGGAS DIDNT WEAR BIKE SHORTS AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND 69 FOR 10 MINUTES UNTIL SOMEONE TAPPED OUT. LIKE IF THE SHIT WAS LIKE BOXING JUST WITHOUT GLOVES, AND YOU COULD KICK NIGGAS IN THE CHEST AND SHIT. "THATS KICKBOXING MERO" I KNOW BUT ONLY KOREANS (?) KICKBOX AND THAT SHIT ISNT EVEN POPPIN. UFC FOR REASONS UKNOWN IS MAD POPPIN AND NOW EVERY NIGGA IN HIS 20'S IS "TRAINING MMA BRO" AND WEARING MEDIUM TSHIRTS WITH SKULLS AND WINGS AND LIGHTING BOLTS AND SWORDS ON THEM...OK DICKHEAD GET A MOHAWK, TAPE YOUR ANKLES AND "TRAIN" SO YOU CAN FEEL LIKE A TOUGHGUY UNTIL YOU BUMP INTO SOME OUTTA SHAPE ASSHOLE WITH A BOXCUTTER IN HIS POCKET. THEN YOU CAN USE THE STAMINA AND ENDURANCE YOU BUILT WORKIN OUT TO RUN TO THE ER IN RECORD TIME.
I REMEMBER MAD LONG AGO BEIN AT MY UNCLES HOUSE AND HIM BEING LIKE "YO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT". HE PUT ON UFC AND I SAW TWO NIGGAS PUNCHING EACHOTHER IN THE FUCKIN FACE TILL ONE OF THEM FELL ON HIS FACE NOT MOVING. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT? NOW THE SHIT IS ALL ABOUT SPANDEX AND ANALINGUS AND JOE ROGAN WHO IS THE LAMEST NIGGA ON THE PLANET TALKING ABOUT "WHAT A BEATIFUL MOUNT" "NOW HE'S GETTING INTO A POSITION WHERE HE CAN REALLY PENETRATE" REALLY JOE? IF I CLOSED MY EYES NO HOMO IT'D SOUND LIKE YOU'RE GIVING ME A PLAY BY PLAY OF A GAY PNO. FUCK OUTTA HERE B. I CANT EVEN FATHOM SITTING IN A ROOM FULL OF NIGGAS WATCHING TWO DUDES IN BOXER BRIEFS SUCK EACHOTHER TOES WHILE ANOTHER DUDE GIVES COLOR COMMENTARY LIKE HE HAS A BONER. FUCK THAT SHIT B, WHEN'S PACQUIAO - MAYWEATHER GONNA JUMP OFF?
