help me out.
i need a track list to play after i take a girl home that will get me laid.
thing is, white girls prefer different music than black girls who prefer different music than mexican girls... and so on.
so, in short, i need a mix that will appeal to all these broads so i can beat some cheeks.
thanks!
I HEAR THAT MY G, YOU GOTTA SET THE MOOD AND WHATNOT...FIRST OFF I GOTTA TELL YOU, UNLESS YOU A YOUNG BUNNER, IF A BITCH COME HOME, SHE GIVIN DOME. IN OTHER WORDS IF YOU GOT HER TO THE CRIB AND ITS NOT UNDER FALSE PRETENSES ON SOME SHIT LIKE "I HAVE DESIGNER WOMENS SHOES FOR SALE OUTTA MY CRIB"...AND IT HAS TO BE SOMETHIN LIKE THAT CUZ EVEN IF YOU TELL A BITCH OVER 17 THAT YOU WANNA DO ANY TYPE OF ACTIVITY (WATCH A MOVIE, LISTEN TO MUSIC, PLAY YAHTZEE) IN YOUR HOUSE SHE SEES RIGHT THROUGH YOUR WEB OF DECEIT B, HORNY NIGGAS HAVE AN AURA THAT ANY BITCH WORTH HER TAMPON CAN SEE, LIKE IN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WHEN YOU GET THE LIL FORCEFIELD SHIT? MEMBER THAT SHIT? YOU SONIC, AND YOUR HORNINESS IS THE FORCEFIELD AND A BITCH SEES THAT SHIT AND SHE'LL POP IT LIKE "BAONNNGG"...SHE KNOWS YOU TRYNA FUCK AND IF SHE COMES...THEN YOU COMIN, YAO MING? ANYWAY, IMA SUGGEST SOME SHIT JUST CUZ IM NOT A DICKHEAD (MOST OF THE TIME)...BUT IF SHORTY IS IN YOUR CRIB AND DOESN'T KNOW YOUR TRYNA PUT YOUR PP IN HER BAGINA THEN YOU NEED TO GET THAT BITCH OUT THE HOUSE CUZ SHE LIED AND SHE'S 12
IMA GIVE YOU 3 SONGS FOR EACH SPECIES OF BITCHES MY NIGGA CUZ IT SHOULDNT TAKE YOU MORE THAN 15-18 MINUTES TO PUT YOUR FINGER IN SHORTYS BUNGALOW.
WHITE HIPSTER BITCHES
1) ANIMAL COLLECTIVE - SOMETHING BY THESE NIGGAS, I NEVER HEARD THEY SHIT BUT I KNOW ITS HIPSTER EAR FOOD
2) JOURNEY - DONT STOP BELIEVING..THIS IS "IRONIC" AND SHE'LL LAUGH AND FAKE SING AND YOU'LL LAUGH WHILE YOU UNZIP HER PANTS
3) BJORK - ALL IS FULL OF LOVE.. BJORK IS MAD HIPSTER STATUS. WHEN YOU'RE DONE LAUGHING AT JOURNEY THIS WILL COME RIGHT IN TIME FOR YOU TO SEAL THE DEAL AND JUMP IN THAT BOX AND GIVE THE BITCH AN IRONIC MUSTACHE RIDE.
WHITE SUBURB BITCHES
1)PARAMORE - THATS WHAT YOU GET..THIS IS SUBURB EAR FOOD TO THE FULLEST, I ACTUALLY HAD TO CALL A WHITE BITCH TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT..DURING THE SECOND HOOK MAKE YOUR MOVE MY NIGGA.
2) DEATHCAB FOR CUTIE - I WILL POSSESS YOUR HEART..YOU SHOULD BE EATING THE BITCHES PUSSY BY THE TIME THIS SHIT COMES ON AND THIS FUCKIN SHIT IS 9 MINUTES LONG (GOD DAMN!) SO YOU DONT EVEN NEED A THIRD SONG. IM WARNING YOU THOUGH I ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THIS SHIT, ITS WILD EMO MY NIGGA SO THE BITCH MIGHT THINK YOU IN LOVE.
BLACK BITCHES
1) VYBZ KARTEL - RAMPIN SHOP...YOU GOTTA OPEN UP WITH SOMETHIN NOT OD SEXY WITH A BLACK BITCH CUZ SHE'LL BE QUICK TO CALL YOU CORNY AND MAKE YOU EAT THE BOX THEN BREEZE OUTTA THERE AND LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR MOUTH TASTIN LIKE LEVAR BURTON AND FAILURE.
2) CHRIS BROWN - POPPIN...THIS IS ALL PURPOSE RIGHT HERE, ITS A GOOD TRANSITION FROM "MY HAND IS ON YOUR THIGH AND IM TALKIN IN YOUR FACE" INTO "IM BOUT TO START SUCKIN YOUR EARLOBE AND PUT YOUR HAND ON MY DICK BITCH YOU READY?"
3) D'ANGELO - HOW DOES IT FEEL..YOU MIGHT GOTTA PUT A GARBAGE BAG UNDER THE BITCH WHEN THIS COMES ON CUZ THIS IS PANTYDROPPER.MP3
LATINA BITCHES
(TRUTHFULLY IDK SHIT ABOUT MEXICAN BITCHES, PUT ON TELEMUNDO OR SOME SHIT, THIS APPLIES TO RICANS & DOMINICANS, TRY IT ON A MEXICAN BITCH AND LEMME KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.)
1) WISIN Y YANDEL - TABLA...THIS IS SOME REGGAETON SHIT, BUT RICANS & DOMINICANS LOVE TO PRETEND THEY AT A PARTY EVEN WHEN THEY NOT SO IF YOU THROW THIS ON SHE'LL START WINDIN AROUND AND YOU GO WITH THE FLOW UNTIL THIS COMES ON
2) WISIN Y YANDEL FEAT ROMEO - NOCHE DE SEXO...FOR YALL NON BILINGUAL NIGGAS THIS TRANSLATES DIRECTLY INTO "SEX NIGHT" YOU CANT GET NO MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD THAN THAT. WHICH IS WHY WE GET ALL THE PUSSY. YOU'RE PROBABLY ALREADY FUCKIN BUT IF YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE THIS CHICK YOU REALLY LIKE HER BEFORE SHE LETS YOU BEAT CHEEKINTONS YOU CAN THROW ON
3)AVENTURA - MI CORAZONCITO...THIS SHIT IS SAPPY BUT IT'LL DO THE JOB.
CHINK BITCHES
ARE BASICALLY WHITE BITCHES OR BLACK BITCHES DEPENDING ON WHERE THEY FROM, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU DEALIN WITH AS SOON AS SHE OPENS HER MOUTH THOUGH.
AS FAR AS OTHER BITCHES, IDK WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD WANNA FUCK AN INDIAN BITCH OR ANY OTHER WEIRD SPECIES OF BITCH? THEY'RE JUST DIFFERENT COLOR WHITE BITCHES. GOOD LUCK MY NIGGA AND FUCK IT, HIT IT RAW BUT YOU GOTTA PULL OUT AT THE FIRST TICKLE OR YOU GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS.
WHITE HIPSTER BITCHES
1) ANIMAL COLLECTIVE - SOMETHING BY THESE NIGGAS, I NEVER HEARD THEY SHIT BUT I KNOW ITS HIPSTER EAR FOOD
2) JOURNEY - DONT STOP BELIEVING..THIS IS "IRONIC" AND SHE'LL LAUGH AND FAKE SING AND YOU'LL LAUGH WHILE YOU UNZIP HER PANTS
3) BJORK - ALL IS FULL OF LOVE.. BJORK IS MAD HIPSTER STATUS. WHEN YOU'RE DONE LAUGHING AT JOURNEY THIS WILL COME RIGHT IN TIME FOR YOU TO SEAL THE DEAL AND JUMP IN THAT BOX AND GIVE THE BITCH AN IRONIC MUSTACHE RIDE.
WHITE SUBURB BITCHES
1)PARAMORE - THATS WHAT YOU GET..THIS IS SUBURB EAR FOOD TO THE FULLEST, I ACTUALLY HAD TO CALL A WHITE BITCH TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT..DURING THE SECOND HOOK MAKE YOUR MOVE MY NIGGA.
2) DEATHCAB FOR CUTIE - I WILL POSSESS YOUR HEART..YOU SHOULD BE EATING THE BITCHES PUSSY BY THE TIME THIS SHIT COMES ON AND THIS FUCKIN SHIT IS 9 MINUTES LONG (GOD DAMN!) SO YOU DONT EVEN NEED A THIRD SONG. IM WARNING YOU THOUGH I ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THIS SHIT, ITS WILD EMO MY NIGGA SO THE BITCH MIGHT THINK YOU IN LOVE.
BLACK BITCHES
1) VYBZ KARTEL - RAMPIN SHOP...YOU GOTTA OPEN UP WITH SOMETHIN NOT OD SEXY WITH A BLACK BITCH CUZ SHE'LL BE QUICK TO CALL YOU CORNY AND MAKE YOU EAT THE BOX THEN BREEZE OUTTA THERE AND LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR MOUTH TASTIN LIKE LEVAR BURTON AND FAILURE.
2) CHRIS BROWN - POPPIN...THIS IS ALL PURPOSE RIGHT HERE, ITS A GOOD TRANSITION FROM "MY HAND IS ON YOUR THIGH AND IM TALKIN IN YOUR FACE" INTO "IM BOUT TO START SUCKIN YOUR EARLOBE AND PUT YOUR HAND ON MY DICK BITCH YOU READY?"
3) D'ANGELO - HOW DOES IT FEEL..YOU MIGHT GOTTA PUT A GARBAGE BAG UNDER THE BITCH WHEN THIS COMES ON CUZ THIS IS PANTYDROPPER.MP3
LATINA BITCHES
(TRUTHFULLY IDK SHIT ABOUT MEXICAN BITCHES, PUT ON TELEMUNDO OR SOME SHIT, THIS APPLIES TO RICANS & DOMINICANS, TRY IT ON A MEXICAN BITCH AND LEMME KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.)
1) WISIN Y YANDEL - TABLA...THIS IS SOME REGGAETON SHIT, BUT RICANS & DOMINICANS LOVE TO PRETEND THEY AT A PARTY EVEN WHEN THEY NOT SO IF YOU THROW THIS ON SHE'LL START WINDIN AROUND AND YOU GO WITH THE FLOW UNTIL THIS COMES ON
2) WISIN Y YANDEL FEAT ROMEO - NOCHE DE SEXO...FOR YALL NON BILINGUAL NIGGAS THIS TRANSLATES DIRECTLY INTO "SEX NIGHT" YOU CANT GET NO MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD THAN THAT. WHICH IS WHY WE GET ALL THE PUSSY. YOU'RE PROBABLY ALREADY FUCKIN BUT IF YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE THIS CHICK YOU REALLY LIKE HER BEFORE SHE LETS YOU BEAT CHEEKINTONS YOU CAN THROW ON
3)AVENTURA - MI CORAZONCITO...THIS SHIT IS SAPPY BUT IT'LL DO THE JOB.
CHINK BITCHES
ARE BASICALLY WHITE BITCHES OR BLACK BITCHES DEPENDING ON WHERE THEY FROM, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU DEALIN WITH AS SOON AS SHE OPENS HER MOUTH THOUGH.
AS FAR AS OTHER BITCHES, IDK WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD WANNA FUCK AN INDIAN BITCH OR ANY OTHER WEIRD SPECIES OF BITCH? THEY'RE JUST DIFFERENT COLOR WHITE BITCHES. GOOD LUCK MY NIGGA AND FUCK IT, HIT IT RAW BUT YOU GOTTA PULL OUT AT THE FIRST TICKLE OR YOU GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS.
