Ok. This is going to be short and sweet. Just some observations about a certain holiday commonly known as Halloween. First things first check out this video of Manu Ginobli killing a bat during the Spurs/Kings game. MANUUUU!!!!!!
1. Great job parents. Seriously. Way to pick out the costumes for your pre-teen daughter from the prostitute section. Make her a princess with a dress that flows down to the flo, make her a ghost (economically sound costume as well) but come on. A french maid? A french maid with a dress that barely covers her pre-teen cheeks? I'm not trying to catch a case out hurr. (I'm just playing.) But I'm saying.
2. You're old enough to rent a car and you're still trick or treating? Come on fam.
**EXCEPTION** You have an infant child. So you trick or treat for them. Example: You hold open the bag for your little toddler and acquire the candy. "Say thank you Maria!" Perfectly acceptable.
I'm gonna go ahead and make the cut off age for females 16. The cut off age for males is going to be 14. Listen up gentlemen. At age 14 you are to report to the nearest rooftop to throw eggs at cop cars. You are to repeat this year in and year out until you get an invitation to a halloween party. This is where you will discover the true beauty of All Hallows Eve. Young ladies will go overboard trying to find the sluttiest costume possible. (Except for the one girl who doesn't get it and will show up as a witch complete with boils, moles, and green skin.) You made it kid. Proceed to engage in anonymous sex, alcohol, and drug experimentation. (NO Crack NO Needles though. Trust me.)
