SO I WAS AT A MALL IN JERSEY AND I SEEN SOME LITTLE FAT WHITE KIDS IN BIG SHOES AND TIGHT PANTS, IT WAS LIKE 5 OF THEM...AND IM SITTIN THERE EATIN MY WENDYS AND SHIT AND I OVERHEAR SOME OTHER KIDS TALKING ABOUT THEM AND ONE OF THEM SAID "THEY'RE TOTALLY PUNK ROCK, THEY'RE NOT EMO."
PUNK ROCK? FUCK THAT "PUNK ROCK" SHIT, THERE AINT NO SUCH THING AS PUNK ROCK ANYMORE. BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW PUNK ROCK IS ABOUT BEING BROKE AND SMELLING LIKE SHIT AND OWNING NOTHING BUT AN INSTRUMENT TO PLAY AND PLAYING SHOWS AND SPENDING ALL YOUR MONEY ON HEROIN AND SHITTY BEER. SHIT IS NOT ABOUT ALL 5 OF YOU LIL HOMOS ROCKING THE SAME CORNBALL ASS CLOWN SHOES AND LOOKING LIKE A LITTLE GAY DOMINATRIX FAT BIKER ELF THAT MAKES SANDWICHES IN A LITTLE PINK CABIN IN ICELAND. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. KILL YOURSELF NIGGA FOR REAL FOR REAL...YOU ARE ALL MAD LAME AND I HOPE A GRENADE FALLS IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOUR 19TH "BREAKDOWN" KICKS IN. YOU FUCKING CORNBALL ASS NERD NIGGAS. AND I BET ALL OF YOU ARE 12 AND LIVE WITH YOUR MOMS. FUCK YOU. ASSHOLE.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS EMO? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ROCK MUSIC B? IT USED TO BE THAT ROCK WAS SOME SHIT THAT WAS FOR TOUGH GUYS. NOW A BAND CAN FILL A STADIUM WITH A BUNCH OF LITTLE NIGGAS WITH ACNE STARING AT THEIR SHOES AND BRUSHIN THEY HAIR OUT THEY EYES SO EVERYONE CAN SEE THEM CRYING...CRYING IS WASSUP NOW? FUCK OUTTA HERE, THATS WHY NO MATTER HOW "DUMB" NIGGAS SAY RAP IS GETTING IM STICKIN WITH IT 100%. ID RATHER CATCH MY SON DOING THE SUPAMAN THAN CATCH HIM TRYING TO PUT MASCARA ON AND PRACTICING HIS "SAD FACE" IN THE MIRROR. WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKIN JERKS.
THEN YOU GOT "GOTHS"...BRO, YOU'RE STANDING BY THE CUBE AT ASTOR PLACE WITH BLACK LIPSTICK ON AND FAKE FANGS AND YOU'RE HISSING AT PEOPLE THAT WALK BY. YOU'RE FUCKING SITTING IN MCDONALDS WEARING FLOOR LENGTH TRENCHCOATS WITH YOUR DUDES HISSING AT EACHOTHER AND CALLING EACHOTHER VINDICTUS PHOENIX AND SLIVERBLADE...FOR REAL MY NIGGA? YOU'RE GONNA FINISH YOUR McCHICKEN AND GO TAKE SOME FACEBOOK PICTURES SITTING ON SOMEONES GRAVE MAKING A SPOOKY FACE? THIS IS A SUBCULTURE? LEMME LISTEN TO THIS MUSIC FOR A SECOND *PUTS IN EARBUDS* OH OK SO BASICALLY WHAT WE GOT HERE IS THE SOUND OF KILLERBEES ATTACKING A MOOSE IN AN ELEVATOR, OK COOL...NAH NIGGA, GO FUCK YOURSELF B. I KEEP SEEING THOSE "GRAFFITI FREE NYC" TRUCKS EVERYWHERE, THEY SHOULD CONVERT THOSE INTO "HERB PATROL" AND JUST RUN AROUND FINDING THESE NIGGAS AND GIVING THEM ANUS TEARING WEDGIES B.
