RESPECT YASELF! (SAY THAT IN THE JAMES BROWN VOICE)

YO I WONDER WHAT ITS LIKE TO WATCH A NIGGA WIFE UP A BITCH THAT YOU PUT IT IN THE DOOKIE OF. LIKE, YOU PUT IT INSIDE OF THE CHEEKS, IN THE PEANUT BUTTER. THEN YOU SEE THE BITCH WIT A NIGGA AT A BARBECUE KISSIN?...HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? PERSONALLY THAT SHIT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THE DON OF CHEEKS, LIKE NIGGA I PBEED THAT AND YOU OVER HERE HOLDIN HANDS AND PASSIN THAT BITCH MUSTARD AND PUTTIN HOTDOGS IN EACHOTHER MOUTH AND GIGGLIN? OH LAWD...I WAS JUST TALKIN ABOUT THIS SHIT WITH MY MAN WHO IS IN THAT SITUATION AND HE WAS MAD CAVALIER ABOUT THE SHIT LIKE "NAH MAN ITS NO BIG DEAL SHE'S A NICE GIRL"

SHE'S A NICE GIRL!? YOU KNOW THIS NIGGA AND THERES INSTANCES WHERE YALL GONNA BE TOGETHER IN A SOCIAL SITUATION AND THIS OTHER NIGGA KNOWS IT...MY NIGGA YOU PUT IT IN HER BUTT. THATS NOT A BIG DEAL? HER JERKIN YOU OFF WHEN YOU WERE 12 IS "NOT A BIG DEAL" HER GUIDING YOUR JOINT INTO HER ANAL CANAL AND HOPPIN UP AND DOWN ON IT LIKE ONE OF THEM KANGAROO BALL SHITS IS A BIG DEAL FAM.

WHILE HE'S KISSIN HER AND GETTIN HER A DRINK YOU DEAD ASS NOT THINKIN ABOUT THE 7TH TIME YOU TOOK IT OUTTA HER BUTT WIT DOODOO ON THE CONDOM AND TOOK THE SHIT OFF AND PUT IT IN HER MOUTH? HOMIE?! YOU ARE A TRUE GENTLEMAN. I AM NOT...EVEN THOUGH I BE IN THE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB. ID HAVE THE ILL SMIRK ON MY FACE THE WHOLE TIME. BASICALLY, BITCH IF I PUT IT IN YOUR CHEEKS YOU NEED TO GET A BOYFRIEND THAT I DONT KNOW...AND NIGGA DONT WIFE UP SOME BITCH I VIOLATED ANALLY, RESPECT YASELF!!!!