I'M NOT SEXIST B, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE FEMALES AND I EVEN GOT A WIFE THAT I ONLY BEAT UP LIKE ONCE EVERY 3 MONTHS. (IM PLAYIN ITS MORE LIKE EVERY 6 MONTHS) SO IMA COME UP WITH REASONS TO DUMP A NIGGA FOR FEMALES. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER DUMPED A NIGGA CUZ I DON'T FUCK WITH THE D'S INSIDE B'S LIKE THAT. BUT I BEEN DUMPED BEFORE (I KNOW ITS HARD TO BELIEVE) SO I GUESS I KINDA GOT AN IDEA OF WHY YOU SHOULD DEAD A NIGGA FROM EATIN THE HAM SANDWICH.
1) THE NIGGA IS WILD LAZY: IF THIS NIGGA WON'T EVEN ROLL OVER TO FUCK YOU THEN HE'S TOO LAZY AND YOU CAN BE OUT. YOU GOTTA EXPECT THIS THOUGH CUZ NIGGAS IN GENERAL IS LAZY AND IF THEY NOT THAT MEANS THEY REALLY LIKE YOU OR THEY GAY AND THEY JUST WANNA HAVE A BABY AND THEN COME OUT THE CLOSET. SO IF YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR SHOES ALPHABETIZED THEN DON'T GET PREGNANT. IF THE NIGGA REALLY LIKES YOU AND YOU DUMP HIM BE CAREFUL CUZ HE'S FINNA KILL YOU AND/OR YOUR CAT OD GRUESOMELY.
2) HE'S FUCKIN OTHER BITCHES: I'M SAYIN YOU COULD PROBABLY FORGIVE HIM? NIGGAS ALWAYS WANT NEW PUSSY, IT DON'T MEAN YOUR PUSSY WAS WACK BUT IMAGINE EATING YOUR FAVORITE MEAL EVERYDAY FOREVER, I LOVE MY MOMS CHICKEN BUT IF I HAD TO EAT IT EVERYDAY I WOULD ASSASSINATE THAT NIGGA MAMI. I GUESS YOU COULD LEAVE THOUGH. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO.
3) HE NEVER MAKES TIME FOR YOU: IF THIS NIGGA IS ALWAYS AND FOREVER WITH HIS NIGGAS OR "WORKING" OR DOING SOME NEXT SHIT THEN YOU CAN BOUNCE ON HIM WITH NO REMORSE. UNLESS THE NIGGA IS IN IRAQ OR SOME SHIT IN WHICH CASE HE'S FUCKIN STUPID CUZ ONLY STUPID NIGGAS SIGN UP TO GET SHOT AT BY NIGGAS IN SANDALS WHO WANNA DIE AND BEEN SHOOTIN AK'S AT GOATS SINCE 4 YEARS OLD. BUT I GUESS YOU SHOULD AT LEAST WAIT FOR THE NIGGA TO GET BACK FROM WHATEVER SHITHOLE HE'S AT TO DEAD HIM. IF YOU NEVER SEE THE NIGGA ANYWAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL.
4) YOU GAVE HIM DRUGS TO SELL AND HE ATE THEM ALL AND BROUGHT YOU BACK 3% OF WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING YOU BACK: THIS IS AN ILL BETRAYAL AND I KNOW THAT BUT STILL, I WAS TYPE BROKE AT THE TIME AND HAD ALOTTA TIME ON MY HANDS SO IT WAS LIKE "DUH" IMA EAT THESE PILLS, AND DRINK THESE BEERS, IMA GIVE NIGGAS PILLS IN EXCHANGE FOR WEED ETC ETC ETC, I GOT A FUN PASS SO IT'S GOIN DOWN...SO YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DEADED ME...HIM...YOU SHOULDNT...IM SAYIN YEAH YOU SHOULD DEAD THE NIGGA...BECAUSE OF SOME SHIT LIKE THIS.
5) HE BEATS YOU UP: I GOT A SISTER AND IF HER BOYFRIEND BEAT HER UP I WOULD PROBABLY BREAK THAT NIGGAS EYELID BONES. IF A NIGGA IS BEATING YOU UP CONSISTENTLY YOU SHOULD BOUNCE. BUT DON'T GET HYPE AND THINK YOU CAN PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER THE NIGGA LIKE FUCKIN MAYWEATHER AND THE NIGGA HAS TO SIT THERE LIKE THIS FUCKIN PUSSY ASS NIGGA RIGHT HERE. BE ADVISED MOST HOOD NIGGAS WILL SMACK A CHICKEN WING OUTTA YOU ONE GOOD TIME. SO IF YOU GONNA HANDLE A NIGGA GET PREPARED FOR THE SOLO HOME RUN. ON A SERIOUS TIP THOUGH I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU IF A NIGGA IS HANDLIN YOU FOR NO REASON THEN BE OUT.
WOW THIS IS BASICALLY A "WHY MERO GOT DUMPED" LIST B. THIS IS EMBARRASSING...I NEVER BEAT A BITCH UP THOUGH. NEVER! I HAD ONE EX I HAD TO SMACK ONCE CUZ SHE TRIED TO STAB ME CUZ SHE WAS CREEPIN AND I FOUND OUT AND I WAS LIKE "AIGHT I'M OUT" HOW BACKWARDS IS THAT? I CATCH YOU DOIN DIRT AND YOU TRY TO PUT A SKEWER IN A NIGGA WHEN HE TRY TO LEAVE? SMH. SHORTY WAS BAD THOUGH. SUPER BAD LIKE DRAWIN PENISES AND FUCKIN EMMA STONE. I WAS DOIN ME ON THE SIDE THOUGH BUT ITS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER B.
YO I KNOW SOME OF YOU NIGGAS ARE WITH A BORING BITCH AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DUMP SHORTY WITHOUT LOOKIN LIKE THE ILL PENIS. HERE'S SOME LEGITIMATE REASONS TO BREAK UP WITH THIS BROAD B, IF SHE ASKS YOU YOU CAN SHOW HER THIS CUZ IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET ITS TRUE FACTS. (I READ THAT ON WIKIPEDIER)
1) SHE TALKS TOO MUCH: YO IDK ABOUT YOU BUT SOMETIMES I NEED A MOMENT OF SILENCE. WHAT DO GIRLS TALK ABOUT ALL DAY? ITS LIKE 4 THINGS I CAN THINK ABOUT TALKIN ABOUT ALL DAY. LIKE 4 MAIN IDEAS B AND EVERYTHING ELSE FALLS INTO THOSE CATEGORIES, BITCHES BE HAVIN LIKE 148 THESIS STATEMENTS B. I CAN'T TALK ABOUT ONE SONG FOR 45 MINUTES BITCH FUCK OUT MY FAAAACE! YOU BLOWIN MINE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SISTER NOT PAYIN FOR THAT ONE DRINK WHEN WE WENT OUT WHY YOU TRYNA HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT THATS LONGER THAN RICK ROSS TITTIES?
2) SHE LISTENS TO ANNOYING MUSIC MAD LOUD: YO THERES MEDICAL RESEARCH THAT PROVES THAT LISTENIN TO WACK MUSIC MAKES YOUR DICK SHRINK AND YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE GO UP. THATS WHY THE BITCH THAT WAS MARRIED TO PAUL MCARTNEY LEG FELL OFF. IT ALSO MAKES YOU HAVE CANCER...AIGHT NOW STOP HER FROM READIN THIS PART AND BE LIKE "SEE, I TOLD YOU!" NOW YOU CAN DEAD HER CUZ IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH AND IF SHE'S LIKE "NO" YOU CAN BE LIKE...
3) SHE'S SELFISH: YO IT'S 2 PEOPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUDDY, IF SHE'S ALL ABOUT HERSELF YOU KNOW SHE WRONG. "MERO HOW DO I KNOW IF SHE'S SELFISH?" DUH NIGGA, IF YOU AIN'T GETTING TOP, SELFISH. IF YOU NEVER EAT A HOME COOKED MEAL, SELFISH. IF SHE DOES THE LAUNDRY AND FOLD ALL HER SHIT AND PUT IT AWAY AND THROW YOUR SHIT ON THE FLOOR, SELFISH. IF SHE SHIT WHILE YOU BRUSHIN YA TEETH, #POW SELFISH. SO YOU COULD JUST WRITE ALL THIS SHIT DOWN AND START FAKE CRYIN & SHIT AND BE LIKE "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE" THEN TAKE OUT YOUR LIL PAPER AND READ IT...CUZ YOU POSED TO WRITE DOWN HOW SHE BEIN SELFISH.
4) SHE NEVER WEARS HEELS (EVER): BITCH GET WITH THE PROGRAM, ARE YOU 6? EVEN BABY TOM CRUISE WEARS HEELS MY G. LETS BE SERIOUS, WHY YOU GO EVERYWHERE IN FUCKIN FLIPFLOPS AND SOME BALLET SLIPPER LOOKIN SHITS? *THROWS YOUR SPACE AGE PUMAS IN THE GARBAGE* FUCK OUTTA HERE MA. PUT ON SOME HEELS THAT PUSH YOUR CHEEKS UP. IM NOT SAYIN WE GOTTA GO TO IHOP ON A SUNDAY IN THESE JOINTS BUT IM SAYIN ACT LIKE YOU KNOW HOW TO NOT LOOK LIKE A ARABIAN MATH TEACHER IN GERMAN DYKE SHOES.
5) SHE TAKES UP THE WHOLE BED: IF YOU GOT A QUEEN SIZE BED AND YOU MAKE A 180 DEGREE ROLL AND FALL OFF THE BED SHE TAKIN UP TOO MUCH OF THE BED B. IF SHE SLEEPIN LIKE SHE'S SKYDIVIN AND YOU SLEEPIN LIKE COUNT DRACULA IN A ELEVATOR SHAFT THEN SHE NEED TO GO. CUZ LACK OF SLEEP LEADS TO PULMONARY DISEASE AND DYSENTERY.
6) IF SHE CAN'T EVEN MAKE ONE THING IN THE KITCHEN EVEN WITH A RECIPE: IF THE BITCH CAN'T MAKE RAMEN THAT IS A PERFECTLY VALID REASON TO DREW BREES OUTTA THERE. WHAT IF YOU DON'T WANNA COOK? IM SAYIN I'M DOMINICAN SO I GET BUSY IN THE KITCHEN NO MO, BUT I'M SAYIN NIGGA STOVES IS HOT AND MAKIN FOOD IS A PAIN IN THE ASS MOST THE TIME. YOU DO IT! OH YOU CAN'T? AIGHT PEACE GOD.
7) SHE'S OD DRAMATIC: IF THIS BITCH IS ALWAYS FIGHTIN WITH SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET AND IS ALWAYS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE AT HER JOB/SCHOOL/YOGA CLASS/DOGFIGHT OR WHATEVER HOW LONG YOU THINK TILL YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET INVOLVED? AGAIN, PERFECT REASON. "YO I'M TRYNA LIVE A NORMAL LIFE MA I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SASHA BUYIN THE SAME SHOES AS YOU AND YOU THINKIN SHE'S A STUPID BITCH CUZ SHE SAID SHE AIN'T LIKE EM WHEN YOU WORE EM"...THEN YOU BOUNCE.
LUCKY 7 MY NIGGAS IMA GO DRINK SOME HERBAL TEA AND LISTEN TO COMMON. PEACE!!
HAHA YEAH RIGHT IM BOUT TO EAT SOME PATELITOS AND LISTEN TO OMEGA, I'M FEELIN EXTRA DR TODAY. SQUALLA ATCHA BOY.
OH YO GUESS WHAT SOME OTHER CELEBRITIES BROKE UP OH SHIT BIG NEWS. YO I ACTUALLY GET GLAD WHEN I SEE FAMOUS PEOPLE BREAK UP CUZ I LIKE WATCHING RICH NIGGAS BE SAD, YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ I AIN'T RICH. THAT'S WHY. SO FUCK YOU IF YOU RICH (UNLESS YOU WANNA GIVE ME MONEY CUZ IF YOU DO THEN I TAKE IT BACK.)
ANYWAY, YAHOO TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SHIT SO OBVIOUSLY 609839874 MILLION TRILLION NIGGAS SAW IT AND CARE. I DON'T CARE, WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS MAKIN MONEY. OBVIOUSLY THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET A BITCH LIKE EVA LONGORIA TO LET YOU PUT YOUR PP IN HER JOINT. LOOK AT TONY PARKER B, THAT NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A FRENCH MEERKAT B. HOW YOU A NIGGA LOOKIN LIKE AN EARLY PRIMATE NEWBORN SQUIRREL? NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A BADGER WITH BABY CHEEKS. YOU CAN'T FUCK THE BITCH FROM DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES LOOKIN LIKE A GAY SUGAR GLIDER WITH A GEORGE MICHAEL BEARD AND BE A MANAGER AT BEST BUY OR SOME OTHER REGULAR ASS SHIT. THAT SHIT IS NOT HAPPENIN.
SO BASICALLY THE SECRET TO FUCKIN FAMOUS BITCHES IS TO BE A WEALTHY MARSUPIAL THAT CAN SHOOT FREE THROWS.
YO I KNOW ITS KINDA LAME TO JUST SIT AROUND HOPIN TO BE RICH AND NOT REALLY HUSTLIN BUT I ALSO THINK ITS WORSE TO HUSTLE MAD HARD TO GET RICH THEN BARELY MAKE IT THERE BY 40 AND OD ON COCAINE WHEN IM 42. SO IMA JUST KEEP WRITIN MY LITTLE BLOG ON SOME NONCHALANT SHIT AND HOPEFULLY SOMEBODY FAMOUS READ THE SHIT ONE DAY AND BE LIKE "THIS NIGGA IS FUNNY IMA PUT HIM IN A COUPLE MUSIC VIDEOS & SHIT AND HE COULD BE IN MY ENTOURAGE"...AWWW SHIT NIGGA!! *HARLEM SHAKE* I DON'T EVEN CARE IF ITS SOME CORNY NIGGA LIKE NELLY OR MC HAMMER OR SOME SHIT. I'LL BE IN THE YOUTUBE INTERVIEW VIDEOS WIT MAD (LEGAL!) FIREARMS AND MAD (LEGAL!) WEED (I'LL SHOW NIGGAS MY WEED CARD) TALKIN MAD SHIT.
NIGGAS AIN'T READY FOR ME.
I'LL BE THE MOST SELFISH, IGNANT, ARROGANT DICKHEAD NIGGA IN THE GALAXY. SO I GUESS IT'S GOOD THAT I DON'T GET FAMOUS CUZ NIGGAS DON'T REALLY WANNA SEE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF ME WITH A BUNCH OF NUDE FEMALES WITH FAKE TITS DRINKIN MOUNTAIN DEW AND COURVOISIER, WIT MY SON IN A BABY SEAT EATIN COOKIES, PLAYIN XBOX SO HIGH I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY FINGERS SO I GIVE UP ON THAT AND JUST START TALKIN ABOUT HOW EVERYBODY IS FUCKIN WACK IF THEY DON'T FUCK WITH ME THEN SMACKIN ONE OF THE NUDE FEMALES ON THE TITTY AND BEIN LIKE "I CAN DO THAT CUZ I'M THAT NIGGA" BEFORE PASSING OUT. MATTERFACT LET'S KEEP THIS BLOG A SECRET JUST BETWEEN ME AND ALL 58 OF Y'ALL (I HAD 59 LAST WEEK! FUCK YOU DESERTER!) SO THAT WAY I DON'T OD ON PILLS AND NOT EVEN GET MENTIONED IN THE NEWSPAPER.
NAH FUCK THAT I WANNA BE RICH!!! FUCK THAT!!! YO MY NIGGA I LIVE IN THE BRONX!! I LOVE THE BRONX BUT CAN I HAVE A HOUSE IN RIVERDALE OR SOME SHIT?! I MEAN I'LL STILL COME VISIT NIGGAS IN ALL MY SPOTS BUT DAMN NIGGA CAN I HAVE A POOL?! AN IN HOME GYM THAT I'LL NEVER USE?! LIKE 4 BENZOS?! AND BY BENZOS I MEAN CARS, I ALREADY GOT 4 OF THE OTHER KIND OF BENZOS...CAN I HAVE A DEBIT CARD I CAN JUST USE WITHOUT NEVER CALLIN TO CHECK THE BALANCE? OR WHEN I CALL TO CHECK THE BALANCE IT JUST PLAYS THIS CUZ I GOT IT LIKE THAT? FUCK BEIN BROKE SHIT IS WILD ASS!! FUUCKCKC$n0IH$Ih@!!! NIGGA LISTEN!! IF YOU BROKE!! TELL ME BEIN BROKE AIN'T GARBAGE?! NIGGA WHEN I WAS GROWIN UP WE WAS BROKE AS FUCK AND ITS COOL CUZ IT MADE ME NOT BE GREEDY AND I LEARNED TO SHARE AND SHIT LIKE THAT BUT NIGGA FUCK THAT IM GROWED UP I NEED SOME BREAD!! KANYE READ MY BLOG AND SIGN ME TO YOUR LABEL TO DO SKITS!! YOU HEARD?! (IM SCREAMIN THIS RITE NOW.) HOLLA AT ME SOMEBODY RICH!! FUCK B. THIS IS LIKE THROWIN A MESSAGE INTO THE OCEAN IN A FUCKIN BOTTLE. NOT EVEN IN A BOTTLE SON CUZ AT LEAST IN A BOTTLE ITS A ONE IN A BILLION CHANCE SOMEBODY GONNA GET THE SHIT. MAN FUCK THIS SHIT IM JUMPIN OFF THE GWB!!
NAH CHILL YOU WILDIN I AINT GOIN OUT LIKE THAT. LONG AS THERES WEED, BEER, AND RICE & BEANS IM CA$H. I'LL TEETEE YALL NIGGAS LATER. JUST HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST REAL QUICK.
YO ALSO ITS MAD FUNNY HOW NAS SAYS "LOIFE IS LOIKE A DOICE GHAAAAAYME" IN THAT JOINT UP THERE.
YO SOMETIMES YOU MOVE B. I DONT THINK I KNOW ANYONE THAT LIVED IN ONE APARTMENT/HOUSE/CABIN/CONDO/BOX THEY WHOLE LIFE. THE SHIT IS, WHEN YOU MOVE, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY AND IF YOU AN OUTSIDE NIGGA IT'S HARD TO ADJUST AND MAKE FRIENDS (THAT SOUNDS WILD CORNY BUT THATS BASICALLY WHAT YOU TRYNA DO). SO IMA GIVE YALL SOME POINTERS ON WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU MOVE INTO A NEW HOOD.
1) DON'T JUST GO UP TO NIGGAS AND TRY TO SHAKE HANDS ON SOME OBAMA SHIT. YOU AIN'T OBAMA. YOU LOOKIN LIKE A SNITCH RIGHT NOW IF WE ALL STANDIN HERE SMOKIN A BLUNT AND YOU JUMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CYPH WITH YA LIL GIRLY MOUTH MAD EXCITED LIKE YOU ABOUT TO START POP LOCKIN. STOP THAT. IF YOU DO THIS YOU FUCKED UP AND ITS IRREVERSIBLE SO JUST STAY IN YOUR CRIB AND PLAY CRASH BANDICOOT NIGGA CUZ YOU CAN'T COME OUTSIDE NO MORE.
2) APPROACH NIGGAS WHEN THEY AINT DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL AND INTRODUCE YASELF, NOT IN A CORNY WAY LIKE ITS A JOB INTERVIEW, IN A SMOOTH WAY LIKE "YO WHATS SHAKIN B? I JUST MOVED IN TO 600, YOU NIGGAS SMOKIN?/DRINKIN?/WHATEVERIN?" PRODUCE A BLUNT, PRODUCE A BOTTLE OF PAUL MASSON OR SUMTHIN. MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL. IF YOU'RE A NERD NIGGA DON'T TRY THIS APPROACH, MATTERFACT IF YOU'RE A NERD JUST STAY IN THE HOUSE CUZ CHILLIN WITH A BUNCH OF DEGENERATE HOODLUMS OUTSIDE IS PROLLY NOT YOUR SPEED AND NIGGAS WILL CUT ASS ON YOU LIKE YOU PRECIOUS WALKIN UP THE BLOCK EATIN A SNACK BOX
3)DON'T COME OUT DOLO, BRING SOME OF YOUR DUDES FROM YOUR OLD HOOD IF POSSIBLE. START YOUR OWN SHIT WHERE YOU PLAN ON CHILLIN AND NIGGAS WILL GRAVITATE TOWARDS YOU PAUSE. IM SAYIN IF YOU WANNA MAKE FRIENDS IN A NON KINDERGARTEN WAY THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO WALK UP TO NIGGAS AND BE LIKE "HI IM JOHNNY!! WANNA PLAY CATCH?" YOU WILL GET JUMPED IMMEJUTLY. OR LAUGHED TO PIECES WHICH IS WORSE SOMETIMES. SHAME LASTS FOREVER MY G.
4) DON'T COME OUT LOOKIN CRAZY MY NIGGA, IF YOU COME OUT LOOKIN LIKE RAINBOW EYELASH ASHTON KUTCHER DRESSED AS SHOCK G DRESSED AS HUMPTY THEN NIGGAS WILL SHUN YOUR WHOLE FACIAL SLIME. DON'T COME OUT LOOKIN LIKE FUCKIN TREY SONGZ IN CONCERT WIT MAD CHAPSTICK ON EITHER NIGGA, RELAX, DON'T TRY TO BE THE SHINIEST NIGGA OUT YOU'RE JUST TRYNA CHILL YOU NOT TRYNA FUCK ONE OF THESE GUYS...AND IF YOU'RE A FEMALE AND YOU ARE TRYNA FUCK ONE OF THESE GUYS THEN YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO READ ANY OF THIS YOU JUST NEED TO SHOW UP AND SAY YOUR NAME. NOT EVEN IN A SENTENCE, JUST WALK UP TO A GROUP OF NIGGAS AND BE LIKE "JESSICA"...AND YOU'RE IN.
5) FEMALES HATE OTHER FEMALES WHEN THEY'RE BOTH ALPHA FEMALES. THERE'S ALWAYS SEVERAL BETA BITCHES AND ONE ALPHA BITCH. THE BETA BITCH IS THE ONE WITH THE LEAST AMMOUNT OF REAL HAIR THAT DON'T SAY MUCH UNLESS IT'S AN AFFIRMATIVE TO THE ALPHA BITCH. SO EVALUATE YASELF, IF YOU AN ALPHA BITCH JUST HANG OUT WITH DUDES CUZ IF YOU TRY TO STEAL ANOTHER ALPHA BITCHES BETA CLIQUE THEN IT'S GONNA BE PROBLEMS...AND YOU'RE GONNA BE "THE NEW BITCH THAT NIGGAS RAN A TRAIN ON AT JONJON'S PARTY THAT BITCH IS A SMUT I HEARD SHE GOT 2 RETARDED BABIES WITH NO EYELIDS AND HER BABY DADDY IS IN JAIL FOR MOLESTING HER PARAKEET AND WEARIN PANTYHOSES WHILE HE DRIVE THE BUS ETC ETC ETC MAD OTHER FUCKED UP SHIT." IF YOU A BETA BITCH LOCATE AN ALPHA BITCH AND COMPLIMENT HER SHOES. BINGO.
6) UNLESS YOU GOIN FROM URBAN TO SUBURBAN THERE'S NO NEED TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR OLD HOOD MY G. LIKE NORE SAID "BEEN TO YOUR HOOD, NIGGAS AIN'T THAT GANGSTA, YALL NIGGAS OVERRATED" WHICH BASICALLY APPLIES TO EVERYWHERE UBRAN-URBAN...UNLESS YOU JUST MOVED HERE FROM A MINEFIELD IN THE WEST BANK OR BOSNIA OR SOME SHIT WHERE NIGGAS EAT BABY HEADS AND DRINK CAMEL PISS CUZ THERE'S NO WATER. IF YOU GOIN FROM SUBURBAN TO URBAN BRAGGIN ABOUT YOUR OLD HOOD WILL GET YOU AT LEAST LAUGHED AT AND AT MOST HUNG OFF A FIRE ESCAPE LIKE A DOMINICAN FLAG IN THE HEIGHTS.
WHATS POPPIN, YO TODAY I WOKE UP WITH THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD SO TODAY IS MOBB DAY. ALSO, PRODIGY > ANY RAPPER. #POW
THE KID WIT THE GOD U, LET ALL MY GODS COME THRU LIVE NIGGAS, ON THE SIDEA THE BAR YOU GET SMACKED BOO! I DON'T RECOMEND LISTENIN TO THIS WHILE YOU DRIVE CUZ IN THE WORDS OF P YOU MIGHT "DO A BUCK OFFA MY SHIT AND WRAP YA AUDI"
NYPD, NEW YORK PRICKS & DICKS THEY CANT STOP OUR FLOSS...YO CORMEGA RAN THRU THIS BEAT B.
SPECIAL DELIVER SENDIN SHOTS THRU YA AC VIGOR! CLASSIC MOBB, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS JOINT OFF "HELL ON EARTH" IF YOU DON'T YOU LATE AND SHOULD STOP LISTENIN TO HIPHOP BUT YOU'RE WELCOME
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