MERO MAILBAG 5/24 "NIGGA LICENSES, PERMITS, AND DEFENSIVE NIGGASAYING COURSES"


YO WHAT IS REALLY GOOD WITH YALL NIGGAS MAN? SHOUTOUT TO P DOLLAZ FOR THE EMAIL...I AIN'T HAD SOMETHIN IN MY BOX LONGER THAN BEA ARTHUR NO HOMO. YALL NIGGAS RUN OUT OF QUESTIONS? YOU NIGGAS DON'T NEED HELP? CESAR CHAVEZ SAID "YOU ARE NEVER STRONG ENOUGH THAT YOU DON'T NEED HELP" AND THAT NIGGA WAS MEXICAN AND MEXICANS CAN DELIVER 6 BABIES WHILE MOPPING A FLOOR AND MAKING 12 PIZZAS. SO I KNOW YOU MUTHAFUCKAS NEED HELP. GET IT TOGETHER. AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM


yo mero whats the deal with white people sayin nigga? who gets a pass & who oughta get stomped for that shit in your opinion.


RIGHT WHEN I STARTED TO WRITE THIS SOME DUDE DROVE BY OUTSIDE BLASTIN THIS AND ALL I HEARD WAS "NIGGAS GON GET SHOT" MAD LOUD. THAT WAS OD APPROPRIATE.
LISTEN MAN, IF YOU WHITE, SAY NIGGA ALL YOU WANT, PERSONALLY I LOVE THE WORD NIGGA. I MIGHT CATCH SOME HEAT FOR THAT BUT ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK. TO WHITE PEOPLE SAYIN NIGGA IS LIKE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM B. SHIT FEEL GOOD AS FUCK BUT IS POTENTIALLY FATAL. YOU COULD JUST BE CHILLIN IN YOUR WHIP AT THE LIGHT BEIN WHITE AND LISTENIN TO STYLES P SAYIN "YOU NIGGAS'LL CALL THE PRECINCT WITCHA GOVERNMENT NAME...IF A NIGGA POP SHIT IMA BURY HIS MOMS" FEELIN GREAT AND EXTRA THUGGED OUT...THEN YOU FEELIN YOURSELF AND YOU HOP OUT AT WALMART PUT YOUR HOOD UP ON YOUR SNORKEL AND SAY "WATTUP MY NIGGAS" TO THE GROUP OF BLACK DUDES IN THE PARKIN LOT AND GET THROWN UP IN THE AIR LIKE THIS.


SO IF YOU READY FOR THE POTENTIAL BACKLASH STOP WORRYING ABOUT SHIT AND JUST TALK HOWEVER YOU WANT MY CAUCASOID. I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD JUST SAY WORDS THAT COME OUT NATURALLY B. IF YOU GOTTA C-SECTION YOUR MOUTH TO SAY "NIGGA" AND THE SHIT IS A WHOLE THOUGHT PROCESS THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE SAYIN IT. I BE SAYIN NIGGA ALL THE TIME B, SHIT JUST ROLLS OFF MY TONGUE (ll). I GOT MORE "NIGGAS" IN MY MOUTH THAN ALL THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS PUT TOGETHER WILD PAUSE NO HOMO CUZ THAT WAS WILD MO I APOLOGIZE IF I JUST MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.


YOU KNOW WHAT GETS ME THOUGH? NIGGAS LOSING AN ARGUMENT OR FEELIN STUPID IN A CONFRONTATION AND THEN PULLING THE "NIGGER" CARD. LIKE I'LL TELL A NIGGA HE'S A CORNBALL CUZ HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YUGI-OH FOR 37 MINUTES AND HOMIE WILL BE LIKE "SHUTUP NIGGER"...REALLY DOGS? YOU COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE? PERSONALLY YOU CAN CALL ME A "NIGGER" ALL DAY. SHIT IS JUST WORDS, STICKS AND STONES AND ALL THAT BUT IT JUST MAKES SNAPPIN ON EACHOTHER MAD BORING. IF I START SNAPPIN ON A WHITE DUDE HE'LL INEVITABLY BE LIKE "NIGGER!" WHEN HE FEEL LIKE HE IN TOO DEEP. THAT SHIT IS LIKE THE ATOM BOMB OF SNAPPIN CUZ HE JUST TOOK IT TO THAT LEVEL WHERE HE THOUGHT THE SHIT WAS OVER AND IF YOU PURSUE IT BEYOND THAT HOMIE JUST GOES INTO "NIGGER" OVERDRIVE...THEN WHAT? I DON'T EVEN GET TO USE THE HARDBODY DISSES LIKE "NIGGA YOUR MOM BE RIDIN A TANDEM BIKE WITH A PRE-OP TRANNY DOWN BURNSIDE WITH BOXER BRIEFS ON HER HEAD" AND INSTEAD I JUST GOTTA CALL AL SHARPTON AND THE BLACK ISREALITES AND JUMP THAT NIGGA WHEN HE COMIN OUTTA WHOLEFOODS.


SO YEAH MY NIGGA, SAY NIGGA. SAY IT ALL YOU WANT, BUT BE ADVISED NOT EVERYONE IS A NICE GUY LIKE ME. YOU MIGHT BUMP INTO A GROUP OF BLACK DUDES THAT WILL POUND YOU UNTIL YOU THROW UP YOUR PANCREAS AND THEN STAB YOU IN YOUR EYEBALL SOCKETS. JUST CUZ YOU WANTED TO BE DOWN. BEIN DOWN AIN'T ALL THAT B. ASK YOUR GRANDPA NIGGA, HE'D RATHER BE UP, PAUSE.
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