MY NIGGA DIRTY BITCHES ARE THE WORST. YOU EVER CATCH A BITCH WIT LONG NAILS BUT THEM SHITS AIN'T MANICURED OR POLISHED AND THEY GOT DIRT UNDER THEM, AND THEY ALL DIFFERENT SIZES LIKE A FUCKIN BAG OF CHOCOLATE COVERED PEANUTS? THAT'S THE WORST B. I'LL POINT THAT SHIT OUT TO A BITCH LIKE "YO MA WHAT HAPPENED? DID YOU DIG YOURSELF OUTTA YOUR GRAVE? WHATS REALLY GOOD?
ALSO, WHY YOU GOT A 5 DAY OLD BANDAID ON YOUR ARM? TAKE THAT SHIT OFF AND PUT A NEW ONE ON, I CAN SEE THE FUCKIN DIRT OUTLINE YOU NASTY ASS BITCH. WHY YOU WORE THEM FLIPFLOPS FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT? THEY GOT A BLACK FOOT PRINT ON THEM B, NOW THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FOOT LOOKS LIKE YOU WORK IN A FUCKIN COAL MINE BAREFOOT. WHY YOUR FEET SMELL LIKE RONNIE TURIAF SCALP IN THE 4TH QUARTER? DID YOU PEE ON YASELF?...6 HOURS AGO? WHY YOU WEAR THAT TIGHT DINGY ASS HOODIE WITH THE THUMBHOLE CUT OUT? WHY THAT SHIT GOT ARMPIT SWEAT STAINS? WHY YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BRA? WHY YOUR HAIR LOOK SO FUCKIN GREASY? YOU GOT DREADLOCKS? NO? THEN WHY IT LOOK LIKE YOU GOT DREADLOCKS? WHY YOU GOT PIMPLES ON YOUR CHEST? WHY IF I RUB A NAPKIN ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK THE SHIT TURN GRAY? FUCK IS YOUR LIFE LIKE? YOU HOMELESS?
AND WHY YOUR JEANS LOOK DINGY AS FUCK LIKE YOU LIVE IN KENTUCKY IN THE WOODS AND BE CLIMBIN TREES ALL DAY? CHILL MA YOUR SNEAKERS LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF YOU HIDE THEM UNDER A DIRTY ROCK UNDER A BRIDGE. YOU NEED A SHOWER, A MANI/PEDI, A FUCKIN FACIAL, AND YOU NEED TO STOP WEARIN CLOTHES 4 DAYS IN A ROW AND YOU NEED TO BUY SOME NEW PANTIES CUZ THESE ONES GOT STAINS FROM YOUR 2ND PERIOD YOU EVER GOT IN YA LIFE...AND THE LITTLE BAGINA PAD PART IS PILLING. PANTIES IS LIKE 20 FOR $5 AT VICTORIAS SECRET B STEP YA FUCKIN LIFE UP.
BITCH WHY YOU SMELL LIKE WET STRAY GERMAN SHEPHERDS BITCH? WHY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU RUBBED A PIECE OF POPEYES CHICKEN ON YA FOREHEAD? WHY THE CARPET IN YOUR CRIB IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAN BUT LOOKS LIKE DESERT CAMOUFLAGE? WHY IS THERE COOKIE CRUMBS ON YOUR COUCH? HOW OLD IS THAT CUP O NOODLES B? DO YOU WIPE BOOGERS UNDER YOUR COFFEE TABLE? IS THAT BOOGERS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHY YOUR TOWELS SMELL LIKE THAT? HOW OLD IS THIS DOODOO IN THE TOILET? HOW LONG THEM TAMPONS BEEN IN THERE? ARE YOU SERIOUS? IT TAKES LIKE AN HOUR TO CLEAN A CRIB, ARE YOU OBAMA BITCH? YOU DON'T GOT AN HOUR A WEEK?
WHY THE ONLY PAIR OF HEELS YOU GOT LOOK LIKE YOU RUBBED THEM SHITS WITH A PUMICE STONE? WHY YOU RUBBIN YA SHOES WITH A PUMICE STONE AND YA FEET LOOK LIKE BARNEY RUBBLES SMASHIN ROCKS WITH HIS FEET? WHY THE INSIDE OF YOUR CAR LOOK LIKE A TRASH CAN ON 138TH ST? WHY EVERYTIME I SIT IN YOUR CAR I SMELL LIKE THAT SHIT FOR A WEEK? WHY IS YOUR SEAT WET? IT AIN'T EVEN RAINED IN LIKE A MONTH, WHY IS THERE CIGGARETTE BUTTS IN YOUR GLOVEBOX? WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE A DORM ROOM IN THIS BITCH? WHY IS THERE $8000 WORTH OF CANS ON THE FLOOR IN THIS SHIT? WHY YOU GOT A KORN ALBUM ON CASSETTE IN THE TAPE DECK? WHY YOU HAVE AN INSANE CLOWN POSSE STICKER ON YOUR WINDOW? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
BITCH YOU ARE UNKEMPT.
