Video de Chris Hemsworth
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En este vídeo podemos observar la participación de Chris Hemsworth para una
sesión de fotos de la revista Magazine, y a su vez aprovechando a demostrar...
MERO MAILBAG 2/22 "YOU DOWN WIT O.P.P?"
HI HATERS IM BACK OFF HIATUS! I WAS TAKIN A BREAK LIL NIGGAS BUT IM BACK!
Mero,
What would you do if you were me? From time to time I end up smashing married broads, usually more than once, sometimes on a semi-regular basis. One time with this Spanish chick, the shit was popping for the better half of a year on at least weekly basis. This situation has arisen once again with a bird Ive known since '96. Should I feel bad? Im leaning towards no. The way I see it, the bitches chose me. I didn't make them want to fuck me, they were doing them and I was doing me. This time around shorty wants out of her marriage. She used to have a thing for me. I don't have feelings for any of these bitches, just trying to get my dick wet. In other words, this isn't about relationship advice. I know that keeping shit on the hush hush weighs more on her. This one does a good job of deleting texts, etc. Her man lets her go out and be back by a certain time. Hubs doesn't know me, where I live, work, etc. Is this ever a good look if done correctly?
MY NIGGA IF YOU SINGLE AND YOU TRYNA SWIM IN BAGINA THEN THIS IS THE ILL LOVELY SCENARIO. YOU BASICALLY GOT PUSSY ON DEMAND AND THERES NONE OF THE OTHER RESPONSIBILITIES OF HAVIN A GIRL LIKE HAVIN DINNER WITH HER MOM OR LISTENIN TO HER SAY WORDS IN SENTENCES THAT YOU GOTTA REMEMBER AND SHIT LIKE THAT. MARRIED BITCHES ARE A GOOD LOOK FOR THAT CUZ THEY ALREADY MARRIED SO THEY AINT TRYING TO MARRY YOU AND THEY GOT SHIT SO THEY CAN GIVE YOU SHIT. PLUS MARRIED BROADS AINT ALL IN YOUR BUSINESS...NOT TO MENTION THEY USUALLY THE FREAKIEST CUZ THEY HUSBAND IS GIVIN HER 2 HUMPS LIKE CAMELS AND THEN ROLLIN OVER AND WATCHIN TOP 10 PLAYS OF THE WEEK. MEANWHILE THIS BITCH WANNA GET HER SHIT POUNDED AND THEN LAY ON HIS CHEST TWIRLIN HIS DICK AROUND LIKE A PINWHEEL. HE DON'T DO THAT, BUT YOU DO IT SO SHE'S SUCKIN YOUR DICK RIGHT NOW IN KMART BATHROOM WHEN SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKIN FOR NEW PILLOWCASES. THIS SHIT IS GOOD $ RIGHT?
UNLESS YOU OR HER STARTS CATCHING FEELINGS, THEN ITS A WRAP, AND IF THIS BITCH LEAVES HER HUSBAND...YOU BECOME THE HUSBAND...THE SHERM NIGGA THATS BORED WITH THE PUSSY AND WOULD RATHER PLAY HALO THAN FUCK THE BITCH. WHAT I WOULD DO IS IF THIS STARTS TO HAPPEN, DONT FALL INTO IT JUST TO KEEP HITTIN IT. YOU DONT HAVE TO DROP LBOMBS TO KEEP FUCKIN THE BITCH AND YOU DONT NEED TO GO ON DATES AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT CUZ THAT JUST LEADS TO THE INEVITABLE...ALL YOUR DATES SHOULD CONSIST OF YOU OPENING THE DOOR AND HER OPENING HER MOUTH, THEN YOU PUT YOUR BEEF ON THE TEEF, YOU FEEL ME? NO DRASTIC MEASURES, YOU CAN SAVE THE WHOLE SHIT BY PUTTIN IT ON YASELF LIKE "NAH MA, I LIKE YOU ALOT, AND THAT PUSSY IS BETTER THAN A BLOWJOB MADE OUT OF WINNING LOTTO TICKETS...BUT IM NOT THE BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND TYPE, I'D DISSAPOINT YOU, IM A SCUMBAG NIGGA." THAT WAY SHE FEELS LIKE YOU LOOKIN OUT...BUT STILL FEELS LIKE THE PUSSY GOT YOU HYPE WILLIAMS. WIN WIN.
AS FAR AS THE HUSBAND...IF SHE GETS PINCHED, DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS NIGGA, DENY THE SHIT. HAVE A GIRL ON DECK AS YOUR PRETEND WIFEY. FIGHTING THIS NIGGA OR GETTING INTO BEEF WITH THIS NIGGA WILL MAKE HIS BITCH MAD AT HIM AND THEN SHE'LL COME CRYIN TO YOU AND BE ALL UP IN YOUR SITUATION LIKE BITCH WASSUP. YOU DONT WANT THAT, YOU WANNA DIAL A NUMBER AND IN 20 MINUTES BE GETTIN YOUR DICK SUCKED LISTENIN TO THIS.