my mans BM is a fuckin lame... if i didnt love and respect my man so much, I woulda beeeeeeeen put my hands on this bitch..... shes pushing my buttons tho... i wanna push them back without her taking him to court 4 child support(cuz shes one of those!!!) anything i can do?
DAMN MA, NIGGAS ON MY TWITTER KNOW THE DEAL WITH BABY MOMZES, THEY TUMORS B, ITS JUST UP TO YOU WHETHER THEY MALIGNANT OR BENIGN. UNFORTUNATELY YOUR MAN IMPREGNATED A PENGUIN (A BIRD THATS NOT FLY). FORTUNATELY HE LEFT THE BITCH, BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE BITCH IS GONNA BE AROUND AS LONG AS SEINFELD RERUNS BECAUSE THATS WHAT BABY MOMMAS DO B THEY HAVE AN EXPONENTIAL HALF LIFE...IF NIGGAS DROP A NUCLEAR BOMB EVERYWHERE AND DESTROY THE WHOLE EARTH THERE WOULD ONLY BE ROACHES AND BMz LEFT.
EVEN IF SHE HAS A NEW MAN SHE'LL STILL BE SUCKIN THIS NIGGA BECAUSE SHE'S A MISERABLE SLOB WITH C-SECTION SCARS AND HE'S CHILLIN WITH NO STRETCHMARKS, A NEW SHORTY, AND IN A WAY, MUCH LESS RESPONSIBILITY. THIS MAKES HER EXTREMELY ANGRY AND WHEN MOST BMz GET ANGRY THEY GO INTO TODDLER MODE AND START PRANK CALLIN AND STALKIN AND NOW WITH THE INTERNET THEY DO ALL TYPES OF WILD SHIT ON MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK OR WHATEVER. BUT WHAT IMA SAY TO YOU IS THIS, FUCK IT!!! REALLY, THIS IS A LOSE-LOSE MY NIGGA BECAUSE BOOM LOOK, IF YOU BEAT MALT LIQUOR OUT THIS BITCH SHE'LL TAKE THIS NIGGA TO COURT AND START SOME ILL DRAMA AND YALL GONNA BE GOIN BACK AND FORTH UNTIL THE SHIT IS ON WORLDSTARHIPHOP, AND IF YOU DONT SHE'LL KEEP PUSHIN YOUR BUTTONS AND INTERFERING IN YOUR LIFE.
SOMETIMES THOUGH YOU GOTTA MAKE THE BEST OUT OF A SITUATION AND OUTJUVENILE A BITCH...MEANING IF SHE PRANK CALLS YOU, PICK UP AND BE LIKE AHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU SICK NIGGA AHHHH!!!!!! YOU MAD? YOU MAAAAAAAD!!! MAD LOUD TILL SHE HANGS UP, OR DO THE OLD CHATLINE SHIT AND JUST BLOW INTO THE PHONE TILL SHE REALIZES THE SHIT IS FUN FOR YOU, NOT BOTHERSOME (EVEN IF IT IS). IF SHE COMES BY THROW A GLASS OF COLD ASS WATER IN HER GRILLATIN THEN SLAM THE DOOR IN HER FACE. SHE WONT DO SHIT. BMz TALK A GOOD GAME BUT NOBODY GOT A BMz BACK EXCEPT ANOTHER BM, SO ITS NOT LIKE THIS BITCH CAN GET YOU JUMPED OR SOMETHING...BMz ARE MAD LAZY AND SMOKE MAD NEWPORTS SO THEY CANT FIGHT OR RUN OR BE PHYSICAL AT ALL UNLESS BY PHYSICAL YOU MEAN SUCKIN DICK.
SO MY ADVICE IN A NUTSHELL IS DONT SWEAT THIS BITCH, LET HER SWEAT YOU CUZ SHE'S AT HOME WITH A BUNCHA KIDS AND SOME SAD NEXT NIGGA HEATIN UP CHEF BOYARDEE (WITH THE CAN ON THE STOVE, REAL BROKELIKE) WHILE YOU AT HOME EATIN SUSHI PLAYIN WIT YA COOCHIE. YOU ALREADY KNOW, THE BEST REVENGE IS SUCCESS!!
