JASON KIDD GOT A MEXICAN SON?

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT THIS NIGGAS HEAD BEING BIG AS FUCK, BIGGER THAN COCO LEFT BUTTCHEEK, BIGGER THAN OBAMA GETTIN ELECTED...BUT YO MY NIGGA IS THAT YOUR SON OR THE NIGGA THAT PUT THE SHINGLES ON YOUR ROOF? THIS NIGGA LOOK WILD MEXICAN! JASON MY NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE A WHITE BLACK DUDE AND YOUR WIFE IS DOPE BUT IS THIS LIL NIGGA ADOPTED? MAYBE IF HE GOT A CUT? SHIT IS A CATCH 22 CUZ THE HARRY POTTER CUT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE WEARING JNCO'S AND WAITING FOR A RIDE TO A CONSTRUCTION SITE BUT THEN IF YOU CUT YOUR SHIT THE BIODOME IS SHININ LIKE A MUHFUCKA. MY SON JKIDD LOOK LIKE AN IRISH CAVEMAN RIGHT NOW. BUT THIS LIL NIGGA HEAD IS BIGGER THAN LEBRONS CONTRACT. GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE B THROW THAT NIGGA IN THE GARBAGE AND START OVER..

I Understand....I'm Back By Popular Demand

Not a "new" video by any means....but worth discussing.
I don't know where to start. Watch the video and share your thoughts.

If You Take Things At Face Value

I know. I know. They say not to judge a book by its cover.
But what the hell? Let's take out some books and we'll come to a overall conclusion based solely on the cover.

1)Deep down? Girls really want a nice guy.

Yeah? Ok. Let's see. A lot of girls right now are obsessed with vampires. They've become enamored with vampires to the point where they watch story lines develop where vampires have physical relationships with young ladies.
These young (Human) ladies become smitten by tall, dark, handsome, mysterious men who suck the blood out of everyone they come across and never explain themselves. Everyone close to the young lass tries to talk her out if it. "He's no good for you!" "He'll kill you bitch!" The girl won't listen. She knows for A FACT that deep down he's truly good. Ok...next scene...WHAT? NO! The vampire broke the girl's heart? He left and didn't say anything!? Another Woman?!?

Take out the fangs and immortality....and you have REAL LIFE.
"I thought he loved me. I came home to find him fucking my sister."
Men are vampires. Women have been attracted to vampires for centuries and it won't stop anytime soon. Hollywood is just now profiting off of it.
(A little sidenote. Imagine an actual vampire getting questioned by an insecure, jealous girlfriend???
Girlfriend: So you were at John's house playing Madden?
Vampire: Yup.
Girlfriend: Then why did Sharon see you enter another realm at 3 AM?
Vampire: I mean..I was at John's house...but..what had happened was..
Girlfriend: You're lying to me! And DON'T THINK I don't know you were in the 15th century last week.
--Time traveling undead creatures who can't be exposed to daylight;so they suck blood all night..Domestic violence would be through the roof--

That's enough. I really don't feel like I need to go anymore in depth.
Do some research of your own.
The nice guy will find a female who he is attracted to. He'll find her hobbies very interesting. He'll ask her about every minute of her day. Her school work, her job, her commute...until finally after he falls into the friend zone...she'll tell him about the douchebag who had table service at the club. He didn't ask about her job, or her dreams, or her goals. He gave her a glass of liquor, and turned everything she said into crude sexual innuendo..She than had sex with him and is now feeling used. She's crying into the nice guy's shoulder and appears very vulnerable. He thinks he might have a chance until....she says "Thanks. I appreciate you being there for me. You're like my sister!"

Let's broach this subject a little more...
2. She's sending me signals.

The world is at your fingertips.
No, really. I'm serious.
As time goes by, technology advances. Simple concept.

Let's discuss social networking.
Here's a simple time line of social interaction before the internet.
1. Face to face interaction.
2. Interaction through a messenger.
3. Interaction through a message.(Letter, message in a bottle, etc.)
Better make your words count.
This went on for centuries before our next invention..
4. Interaction through telephone.

Now? It's too easy.
Wondering what someone is up to nowadays? Chances are they're on facebook.
Let me get to my point.
WE HAVE IT SO EASY!!!!!!
Where the hell was Myspace when I was 12 years old? Word? I can send this girl a message? Write a comment on her wall?
Fathers used to Star 69 my house! "Why were you calling my daugher?"
TAKE ADVANTAGE.

Let's do this through the eyes of an 18 year old male.
First of all this kid's grandfather is bitter. He met his wife in high-school. He took her on 18 dates. On the 19th date she exposed a centimeter of her bra strap winked and curtsied.

Let's see what our 18 year old friend does.
Goes on Myspace. Browse. Females. 18-24. Straight. Actually no. Bisexual. 5 miles from my zip code. Show only the ones that have pictures. SUBMIT. BOOM!
17,555 results.
I forgot the comedian who had a funny bit on this. Girls who act shocked when they get hit on by males and who flip when the males get a little fresh. I'm not a whore just because I dress sexy. Comedian says well you may not be a whore but you're wearing the whore costume!

I speak from experience. Our 18 year old pal now has 10 hours of girls to flip through. He should select girls who basically "are wearing a whore's costume." These are the ones who will post a picture of themselves wearing a bra and panties. Keep it going. These are the girls who will feverishly press the reload button on their browser to see who will share a comment on their pictures. One step further? These are the girls who will fuck you after 1 picture comment and a private message. Do they have low self esteem? Daddy issues? Body conscious? Issues with abandonment?

Who knows? Let's cross that bridge when we come to it. For now you have an important social networking application. To most people it's invisible. Not to us. We have a Box labeled slut and it's quite easy to see if they checked the box or not. (I mean it's not fool proof. Not by a long shot. However I do remember getting a lot of reply emails from XoXoHoTTiEKiSSeSoXoX saying "ThAnKszzz!! yEr PrEtii CuTe LeTzz cHyLLL!! hErE's mAii NuMbaaa"

TAKE ADVANTAGE!
Men of previous generations would KILL to be in our shoes! WOMEN ARE GIVING IT AWAY!
Nowadays if you take the traditional route of seducing/romancing/dating a woman..there's a good chance if YOU have Facebook/Myspace and SHE has Facebook/Myspace...y'all friends now.
"Oh, damn. Where am I gonna take this girl on our first date??"
-Oh wait! She has a survey on her Facebook page! She answers questions about every aspect of her life. Get this! She even describes her "ideal first date!" She wrote down her favorite movies, books, food, tv shows, and music! I'm sure some of you at one point had to ask the "best friend" for help...What kind of music does she like? Not anymore.
WOMEN ARE GIVING IT AWAY!
Never. And I mean NEVER have we had such an unadulterated look into the female mind as we do now with the advent of Online Social Networking.
Women will always be a mystery. We just have more clues now.

As a man who encourages slutty behavior I'm happy to present my next book I'm gonna judge by it's cover.

3.Slutty girls don't seem to mind being slutty, as long as they can find humor in their sluttiness.
A.K.A
(847) So I gave my body to some guy who didn't appreciate me. He pretty much told me so to my face. I DID find some Taco Bell in my purse though!

You wanna kill some time? Do what I do. Go to textsfromlastnight.com
Basically the premise of the site is that people receive ridiculous texts from their friends. The recipients of said texts want to spread the love so they forward them to this site.

Now again. We're just being superficial. We're just judging books by their cover. So what do we see?

Slutty girls are being slutty. Girls are having sex.
SLUTTY GIRLS ARE BEING SLUTTY, AND THEY COULD CARE LESS. As long as they think they've written something clever.

Ok. If you've never seen this site, you have no idea what I'm talking about.
2. If you're a female you probably think I'm a dick. "Girls just wanna have fun!"
But, come on. Sometimes, it seems that the sexual encounter was just a prerequisite to writing a text. I'm willing to WAGER that while some of these girls were there lying on their backs getting penetrated; they were plotting out their next text.
Whatever. Everything is everything. TAKE ADVANTAGE.


Finally, I'm gonna share a personal experience with everyone. I'm not gonna give this a title or anything.

4:30 AM- I woke up with excruciating pain in my wisdom tooth. I couldn't fall back asleep; the pain was horrific. For the next 8 hours I couldn't sleep, while taking a mixture of Advil, Codeine, and aspirin. At 3 O'Clock I spoke to a friend of mine who said he had pain medication from when he got his wisdom tooth extracted. So I walked over there and sat down while he looked for the pills. He had problems finding the meds but swung a lit blunt to me.

I took 2 hits and guess what? That Mary J give you No More Drama...in this danciree
Advil after advil. Aspirin after Aspirin. Codeine after Codeine.
NOTHING.
2 Hits of a blunt? Pain gone.

MERO MAILBAG 12/22 "CHEEK MUZIK"

SO YO IM DOIN THIS SHIT WHERE NIGGAS THAT NEED ADVICE CAN GET ADVICE, CUZ IM ALL ABOUT HELPIN THE COMMUNITY. FIGADEALME? (SO YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM AND ILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER YOUR QUERY.) WE BOUT TO GO IN THE MAILBAG NO HOMO.




help me out.

i need a track list to play after i take a girl home that will get me laid.

thing is, white girls prefer different music than black girls who prefer different music than mexican girls... and so on.

so, in short, i need a mix that will appeal to all these broads so i can beat some cheeks.

thanks!

I HEAR THAT MY G, YOU GOTTA SET THE MOOD AND WHATNOT...FIRST OFF I GOTTA TELL YOU, UNLESS YOU A YOUNG BUNNER, IF A BITCH COME HOME, SHE GIVIN DOME. IN OTHER WORDS IF YOU GOT HER TO THE CRIB AND ITS NOT UNDER FALSE PRETENSES ON SOME SHIT LIKE "I HAVE DESIGNER WOMENS SHOES FOR SALE OUTTA MY CRIB"...AND IT HAS TO BE SOMETHIN LIKE THAT CUZ EVEN IF YOU TELL A BITCH OVER 17 THAT YOU WANNA DO ANY TYPE OF ACTIVITY (WATCH A MOVIE, LISTEN TO MUSIC, PLAY YAHTZEE) IN YOUR HOUSE SHE SEES RIGHT THROUGH YOUR WEB OF DECEIT B, HORNY NIGGAS HAVE AN AURA THAT ANY BITCH WORTH HER TAMPON CAN SEE, LIKE IN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WHEN YOU GET THE LIL FORCEFIELD SHIT? MEMBER THAT SHIT? YOU SONIC, AND YOUR HORNINESS IS THE FORCEFIELD AND A BITCH SEES THAT SHIT AND SHE'LL POP IT LIKE "BAONNNGG"...SHE KNOWS YOU TRYNA FUCK AND IF SHE COMES...THEN YOU COMIN, YAO MING? ANYWAY, IMA SUGGEST SOME SHIT JUST CUZ IM NOT A DICKHEAD (MOST OF THE TIME)...BUT IF SHORTY IS IN YOUR CRIB AND DOESN'T KNOW YOUR TRYNA PUT YOUR PP IN HER BAGINA THEN YOU NEED TO GET THAT BITCH OUT THE HOUSE CUZ SHE LIED AND SHE'S 12

IMA GIVE YOU 3 SONGS FOR EACH SPECIES OF BITCHES MY NIGGA CUZ IT SHOULDNT TAKE YOU MORE THAN 15-18 MINUTES TO PUT YOUR FINGER IN SHORTYS BUNGALOW.




WHITE HIPSTER BITCHES

1) ANIMAL COLLECTIVE - SOMETHING BY THESE NIGGAS, I NEVER HEARD THEY SHIT BUT I KNOW ITS HIPSTER EAR FOOD

2) JOURNEY - DONT STOP BELIEVING..THIS IS "IRONIC" AND SHE'LL LAUGH AND FAKE SING AND YOU'LL LAUGH WHILE YOU UNZIP HER PANTS

3) BJORK - ALL IS FULL OF LOVE.. BJORK IS MAD HIPSTER STATUS. WHEN YOU'RE DONE LAUGHING AT JOURNEY THIS WILL COME RIGHT IN TIME FOR YOU TO SEAL THE DEAL AND JUMP IN THAT BOX AND GIVE THE BITCH AN IRONIC MUSTACHE RIDE.

WHITE SUBURB BITCHES

1)PARAMORE - THATS WHAT YOU GET..THIS IS SUBURB EAR FOOD TO THE FULLEST, I ACTUALLY HAD TO CALL A WHITE BITCH TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT..DURING THE SECOND HOOK MAKE YOUR MOVE MY NIGGA.

2) DEATHCAB FOR CUTIE - I WILL POSSESS YOUR HEART..YOU SHOULD BE EATING THE BITCHES PUSSY BY THE TIME THIS SHIT COMES ON AND THIS FUCKIN SHIT IS 9 MINUTES LONG (GOD DAMN!) SO YOU DONT EVEN NEED A THIRD SONG. IM WARNING YOU THOUGH I ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THIS SHIT, ITS WILD EMO MY NIGGA SO THE BITCH MIGHT THINK YOU IN LOVE.

BLACK BITCHES

1) VYBZ KARTEL - RAMPIN SHOP...YOU GOTTA OPEN UP WITH SOMETHIN NOT OD SEXY WITH A BLACK BITCH CUZ SHE'LL BE QUICK TO CALL YOU CORNY AND MAKE YOU EAT THE BOX THEN BREEZE OUTTA THERE AND LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR MOUTH TASTIN LIKE LEVAR BURTON AND FAILURE.

2) CHRIS BROWN - POPPIN...THIS IS ALL PURPOSE RIGHT HERE, ITS A GOOD TRANSITION FROM "MY HAND IS ON YOUR THIGH AND IM TALKIN IN YOUR FACE" INTO "IM BOUT TO START SUCKIN YOUR EARLOBE AND PUT YOUR HAND ON MY DICK BITCH YOU READY?"

3) D'ANGELO - HOW DOES IT FEEL..YOU MIGHT GOTTA PUT A GARBAGE BAG UNDER THE BITCH WHEN THIS COMES ON CUZ THIS IS PANTYDROPPER.MP3

LATINA BITCHES

(TRUTHFULLY IDK SHIT ABOUT MEXICAN BITCHES, PUT ON TELEMUNDO OR SOME SHIT, THIS APPLIES TO RICANS & DOMINICANS, TRY IT ON A MEXICAN BITCH AND LEMME KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.)

1) WISIN Y YANDEL - TABLA...THIS IS SOME REGGAETON SHIT, BUT RICANS & DOMINICANS LOVE TO PRETEND THEY AT A PARTY EVEN WHEN THEY NOT SO IF YOU THROW THIS ON SHE'LL START WINDIN AROUND AND YOU GO WITH THE FLOW UNTIL THIS COMES ON

2) WISIN Y YANDEL FEAT ROMEO - NOCHE DE SEXO...FOR YALL NON BILINGUAL NIGGAS THIS TRANSLATES DIRECTLY INTO "SEX NIGHT" YOU CANT GET NO MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD THAN THAT. WHICH IS WHY WE GET ALL THE PUSSY. YOU'RE PROBABLY ALREADY FUCKIN BUT IF YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE THIS CHICK YOU REALLY LIKE HER BEFORE SHE LETS YOU BEAT CHEEKINTONS YOU CAN THROW ON

3)AVENTURA - MI CORAZONCITO...THIS SHIT IS SAPPY BUT IT'LL DO THE JOB.



CHINK BITCHES

ARE BASICALLY WHITE BITCHES OR BLACK BITCHES DEPENDING ON WHERE THEY FROM, YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU DEALIN WITH AS SOON AS SHE OPENS HER MOUTH THOUGH.

AS FAR AS OTHER BITCHES, IDK WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD WANNA FUCK AN INDIAN BITCH OR ANY OTHER WEIRD SPECIES OF BITCH? THEY'RE JUST DIFFERENT COLOR WHITE BITCHES. GOOD LUCK MY NIGGA AND FUCK IT, HIT IT RAW BUT YOU GOTTA PULL OUT AT THE FIRST TICKLE OR YOU GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE B, FUCK YOUR PARTY.

LOOK AT THIS NIGGA MAN...NIGGA LOOKS LIKE THE PERSONIFICATION OF A DILZ, LIKE IF I MADE A CARTOON PENIS CALLD "DICK THE COCKY PENIS" IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS NIGGA. I PICKED THIS SHIT RANDOMLY BUT THIS SUMS UP WHAT CLUB PROMOTERS ARE ALL ABOUT. GETTING CORNBALLS WITH TIGHT DRESS SHIRTS INTO A SHITTY PARTY WITH SOME SHITTY ORANGE WHITE GIRLS WITH HIGHLIGHTS TO BUY WATERED DOWN DRINKS AT 5084% MARKUP.

YO DONT EVER THROW A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A NIGHTCLUB UNLESS THE OWNER IS YOUR BROTHER. NIGGAS WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER AND CALL YOU EVERY WEEKEND TO REMIND YOU ABOUT "FLY FRIDAYS" OR WHATEVER OTHER STUPID ASS ALLITERATION PARTY TITLE THEY CAN THINK OF. I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT "FLY FRIDAYS"...AND "WILD WEDNESDAYS" AND "MASSIVE MONDAYS" MUTHAFUCKA...THEY BEEN GOING ON SINCE THE WORLD TRADE BLEW UP. I KNOW!! STOP FUCKIN TEXTIN ME!! STOP FUCKIN CALLIN ME!!

NIGGAS ARE LIKE A BABYMAMA MAN, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR DJ THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TURNED ON THE RADIO AND IS GIVING BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUTS OVER IT. NIGGA SITTIN THERE WITH AN IPOD LOOKIN ALL FAT AND SHIT WITH A FUCKIN LRG POLO SHIRT ON LIKE A FUCKIN HERB. FUCK YOU NIGGA STUN ME AND PLAY SOMETHING I HAVENT HEARD 6 TIMES TODAY ON THE RADIO IN THE FUCKIN NEXT OFFICE. MATTERFACT STUN ME AND PHYSICALLY PUT A RECORD ON SOME TURNTABLES.

FUCK YOUR PROMOTERS, HERE'S AN IDEA, DONT EVEN HAVE PROMOTERS, CUZ NIGGAS ARE ANNOYING AND THERES ONLY A TINY WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO HAVE NIGGAS COMING IN EVERY WEEKEND, YOU GOTTA CATCH HORNY SINGLE DUDES WITH GOOD JOBS AND NO BILLS, IE, BORING NERDS WITH TINY COCKS. UNLESS YOU GO TO JERSEY, CUZ JERSEY PEOPLE THINK PAYING A 40 DOLLAR COVER AND BUYING 12 DOLLARS HEINEKENS IS WHAT NYC IS ALL ABOUT AND THEY LIVING THE LIFE.

FUCK OUT MY FACE B, AND FUCK THE MEXICAN NIGGA YOU GOT THROWING FLYERS IN MY FACE LIKE NINJA STARS, FUCK HIM TOO CUZ EVEN THOUGH HE'S JUST TRYIN TO MAKE SOME MONEY TO POOL TOGETHER WITH THE OTHER 27 NIGGAS IN HIS APARTMENT HE'S PART OF THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR STRATEGY. IF YOU WANT NIGGAS THAT MAKE 30K A YEAR TO GO MAX OUT THEY CREDIT CARDS TO IMPRESS SOME BITCH THAT JUST BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND (BUT IS TEXTING HER BOYFRIEND WHILE YOU POUR HER GLASS AFTER GLASS OF CHAMPY) BY BUYING 3 BOTTLES OF WHITE STAR, YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME HOT BITCH HANDING OUT FLYERS AS OPPOSED TO A MIDGET LANDSCAPER.

HERE'S HOW YOU MAKE A "NIGHT" REALLY JUMP OFF. 2 STEPS.

1-OPEN BAR TIL 1AM

2-AT THE DOOR ASK GIRLS TO SHOW THEIR TITS, THE ONES THAT DONT ARE NOT SLUTS AND THEREFORE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN CUZ THEY AINT TRYNA FUCK. NIGGAS GO TO CLUBS TO FIND BITCHES TO FUCK, NOT TO HEAR THAT "AMAZING NEW DJ BUTFUK MIX" OR HAVE MEANINGFUL CONVERSATIONS AND FIND TRUE LOVE.

THE SLUTS GET DRUNK CUZ ITS OPEN BAR AND AFTER 1 THE BORING NERDS WITH TINY COCKS MAX OUT THEIR CARDS BUYING TABLES AND GET LAID BECAUSE SLUTS WILL FUCK ANYONE THATS BUYING DRINKS. THEN THEY'LL GO BACK THE NEXT WEEKEND BECAUSE THEY HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME AND GOT SOME PUSSY. YOUR PARTY IS A SUCCESS AND YOU BECOME A SUPERPROMOTER AND WEAR SWEATER VESTS AND BLAZERS WITH SILK SCREENED DESIGNS ON THEM AND CUT YOUR HAIR INTO A "FAUXHAWK" AND GEL IT UP, THROW ON SOME AVIATORS AND SHRINK APROXIMATELY 17 INCHES IN HEIGHT. THEN ON YOUR WAY TO STARBUCKS TO GET A CHAI SOY LATTE I JUMP OUT A TREE AND CUT YOUR NECK OPEN WITH AN UNCLE MURDER CD.

MTV IS MAD PUSSY

YOU SEE THIS GIF UP THERE? THATS THE REASON 85% OF THE PEOPLE WATCHIN "THE JERSEY SHORE" ON MTV ARE WATCHIN IT, TO SEE A GUIDO GET PUNCHED IN THE FUCKIN FACE WITHOUT HAVIN TO WALK INTO A FUCKIN TECHNO CLUB AND GET SWEATED ON BY THIS NIGGA WHILE HE DANCE CIRCLES AROUND YOU TO SOME SHIT THAT SOUNDS LIKE CRICKETS FUCKIN EACHOTHER TO THROWAWAY TIMBALAND BEATS (FROM LAST YEAR)

BUT MTV IS MAD PUSSY AND AT THE BEHEST OF SOME ORGANIZATION OF "SMART" GUIDOS I NEVER HEARD OF IN MY LIFE OF LIVIN (WHO ARE OFFENDED BY THE "BLATANT DISRESPECT" AND "STEREOTYPING") THEY NOT GONNA AIR IT, LIKE THESE NIGGAS BEING LIVING ISNT WORSE FOR ITALIAN PEOPLE THAN THE BITCH GETTING HER FACE KNUCKLE MASSAGED BY A GYM TEACHER FROM QUEENS (DEAD ASS, READ THE PAPER)...WHATS THE BIG DEAL? AND IF YOU AIR THE SHIT WHO FUCKIN CARES B? NIGGAS CAN AIR STEVE-O AND CHRIS PONTIUS JERKIN EACHOTHER OFF WITH LOBSTERS IN THEY ASS BUT YOU CANT AIR A GUIDO BITCH GETTING PUNCHED IN THE GRILLATIN?? WHAT IS THIS "ORGANIZATION" GONNA DO? SUE YOU? FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA VIACOM OWNS THE WHOLE PLANET (AND MARS), FUCK IS A BULLSHIT LAWSUIT BY SOME STEWED TOMATO EATIN ASS FAKE SMART NIGGAS? YOU MAD PUSSY MTV, AND YOU FUCKED UP MY VIEWING SCHEDULE CUZ NOW I HAVE NO INTEREST IN WATCHING THIS SHIT, I COULD JUST PULL OVER UP IN MORRIS PARK WITH A BLUNT AND WATCH THESE NIGGAS INTERACT LIKE A NATURE SHOW.

HOW MANY NIGGAS USED "TIGER TIGER WOODS YALL" AS A TITLE FOR A BLOG ENTRY ABOUT TIGER WOODS?

UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A CAVE IN HAITI YOU KNOW THIS NIGGA TIGER WOODS GOT PINCHED FUCKIN MAD SMUTS. WHAT YOU PROLLY DONT KNOW IS THAT THE NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A KOREAN RABBIT SQUIRREL WITH GERBIL TEETH. YOU PROLLY KNEW THAT TOO, BUT IM SAYIN WHY WHEN SOME RICH PERSON CHEATS ON THEIR WIFE NIGGAS MAKE A ILL HUGE DEAL OUTTA THE SHIT AND EVERYONE IS LIKE "OH THIS NIGGA IS SCUM CANCEL HIS ENDORSEMENTS" BLAHBLAHBLAH...THE NIGGA GOT HIS DICK WET, BIG FUCKIN DEAL. WHATS MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT THE TEXTS THE NIGGA WAS SENDING MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE THE ILL HORNY 14 YEAR OLD IN A FACEBOOK CHAT. OD CORNY!!! "DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? I CAN BE YOUR BOYFRIEND" NIGGA YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR NAME IS FUCKIN MATT ZUCKERBERG, YOU'RE TIGER WOODS AND YOU'RE RICH NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!! IF I HAD .25% OF THE DOUGH YOU HAVE ID BE LIKE "YO BITCH COME TO MY CRIB AND SUCK MY DICK AND THEN WE'LL TAKE AMBIEN AND SMOKE BLUNTS ON MY YACHT WHILE I SMACK MY WIFE" YOU'RE RICH NIGGA AND THESE WAS SOME REGULAR ASS HOES!

NIGGA WAS TRICKING HARD ON SOME 5/10 BITCHES. SOME "I WORK AT A PANCAKE HOUSE AND FUCK ONE OF THE MEXICANS THAT WORKS HERE" BITCHES. IT AINT TRICKIN IF YOU GOT IT BUT NIGGA THESE BITCHES PROLLY WOULDA FUCKED YOU FOR A NIKE TSHIRT AND A GOLF TEE, FUCKIN CORNBALL...BUT BACK TO NIGGAS MAKIN A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS SHIT, ISN'T IT COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT RICH NIGGAS CANT KEEP THEY DICK IN THEY PANTS NO HOMO? THE FUCK? REGULAR NIGGAS CANT KEEP THEY DICK IN THEY PANTS AND THEY DONT HAVE THE OPTIONS THAT RICH NIGGAS GOT..A RICH DUDE CANT BE FAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE B, NO MATTER HOW BAD A BITCH IS YOU'LL EVENTUALLY GET BORED OF THE PUSSY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU GOT KIDS WITH A BITCH. EVERYONE KNOWS ONCE YOU PUT A RING ON A BITCH FINGER AND FUCK AROUND AND HAVE KIDS YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THE DOGGYSTYLE FINGER IN HER ASS BLOWJOB AND THE SPIN HER AROUND AND CUM ON HER TITS & NECK TYPE OF SITUATIONS. WIVES FEEL LIKE THEY ALREADY DID THAT TO HOOK YOU SO THEY DONT GOTTA DO IT ANYMORE. BUT LIKE I SAID A RICH NIGGA HAS OPTIONS CUZ NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF BITCH YOU'RE DEALIN WIT SHE'LL EITHER FUCK FOR MONEY OUTRIGHT OR FUCK YOU FOR MONEY INDIRECTLY, MEANING TAKIN THE BITCH OUT AND BUYING ALL TYPES OF SHIT WHICH IS BASICALLY FUCKIN FOR MONEY. I BET MY PUBICS THAT IF TIGER WOODS VIETNAMESE MUPPET BABY LOOKIN ASS WAS JUST A REGULAR NIGGA HE'D BE MARRIED TO A WHITE BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE ROSEANNE OR AN ASIAN BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE...SOME BORING ASIAN BITCH, I CANT THINKA ONE. GET OFF THIS NIGGAS DICK THOUGH I WANNA SEE SOMETHING NEW ON THE FRONT PAGE TOMMOROW MAN, THE FUCK.