YO IDK IF YOU HEARD YET BUT THIS NIGGA MISTER CEE (THE MISTER CEE) GOT PINCHED GETTIN THAT BECKY FROM A GAY PRO THAT LOOK LIKE ANTONIO TARVER WITH COLORFUL EXTENSIONS. THAT IN ITSELF IS A "WTF" MOMENT. NOW THE NIGGA IS IN DEFCON 4.2 ON TWITTER AND HAVIN NIGGAS BACK HIM UP LIKE "HE'S NOT GAY B WE CHILL ALL THE TIME AND I NEVER SUCK HIS DICK" WHICH ELEVATES THE SHIT TO (WTF+SMH)²
IM SAYING THOUGH THIS IS CRAZY FOR TWO REASONS.
1) THIS NIGGA IS MARGINALLY FAMOUS, HE PRODUCED JOINTS ON BIGGIES FIRST ALBUM. YOU CAN GO TO IOWA AND NIGGAS KNOW THE WORDS TO "JUICY". HE'S A DJ ON HOT97, AND HE'S PRETTY KNOWN IN NYC WHICH MEANS MILLIONS OF PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE...WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PICKIN UP GAY PROS AND HAVIN THEM TOP YOU OFF IN YOUR WHIP? WHY DON'T GAY NIGGAS ON THE DL (MORE ON THESE NIGGAS IN A MINUTE) THAT'S FAMOUS START SOME KIND OF SECRET FUNBOY COALITION SO THEY CAN ALL JERK OFF DICKS WITH THEIR BUTTS AND NOT BECOME A TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER? IS THIS NOT OD BASIC? DO I NEED TO BECOME A PR NIGGA?
2) THIS IS FUCKIN MISTER CEE!! OF ALL THE NIGGAS I THINK ARE GAY ON THE LOW HE WAS LIKE NUMBER 98297863757208439748628687982083089497896386475427 ON MY LIST. THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD I'M NOT GONNA FRONT.
I DON'T REALLY GOT TOO MUCH MORE TO SAY ABOUT THIS SHIT B, MISTER CEE IF YOU READING THIS, CALL EDDIE MURPHY AND THINK OF A MASTER PLAN. OR JUST DENY DENY DENY.
