WHATS A HO RESUME LOOK LIKE?

WAS ON CARALIBRO AND SEEN ONE OF MY NIGGAS HAD THIS AS HIS STATUS


IDONTBLOWUPGOVERNMENTNAMESBOSS...thinks it's bugged out how many whores I know who talk shit about other girls being whores. I can guarantee out of the girls who like this status at least two will be whores themselves


WHICH MADE ME THINK INSIDE MY HEAD, WHAT MAKES A FEMALE A "WHORE?" ON SOME G SHIT CAN SOMEONE TELL ME?


I WOULD TALK TO FEMALES ON SOME CANDID SHIT AND IF I SAID I WAS WITH A SHORTY LAST NIGHT, MET HER AT XYZ KICKED IT AND SMASHED CHEEKS, THE AUTOMATIC FEMALE RESPONSE IS "WHAT A WHORE!" "WHAT A SLUT!" WORD? WHY? WHAT YOU TRYNA SAY ABOUT ME? IF A BITCH MEETS BRAD PITT AT A FUCKIN LITTLE LEAGUE GAME AND SUCKS THE NIGGAS DICKBALLS THAT'S WILD POPPIN LIKE "OH SHIT! HI5!" BUT MERO MET A BITCH AT A BAR AND SMASHED SO SHE'S A SLUT? THAT'S OD INSULTING RIGHT NOW MA! YOU FOR REAL? ALSO, WHY SHE GOTTA BE A WHORE? SHE WAS TRYNA GET A NUT, I WAS TRYNA GET A NUT, WE HELPED EACHOTHER OUT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? THIS SLUT STIGMA SHIT IS STOPPIN MAD NIGGAS FROM GETTING PUSSY AND THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP B.

WHY GAY DUDES GO TO A GAY CLUB AND WEAR A SPECIAL FLOWER HAT THAT LETS OTHER NIGGAS KNOW THEY WANNA A D IN THE B AND A SPECIAL HANKY TO LET NIGGAS KNOW THEY WANT NIGGAS TO PISS ON THEY FOREHEAD WITH A DILDO IN THEY CHEEKS? WHY CAN'T FEMALES DO THAT WITH NIGGAS? NOT ON SOME CORNY BLUES CLUES SHIT BUT JUST BE LIKE "YO I'M FEELIN YOU LETS FUCK" YOU KNOW HOW EASY LIFE WOULD BE? YOU KNOW HOW LOW CRIME WOULD BE? YOU KNOW HOW MANY LAMBORGHINIS WOULD GO UNSOLD?

FEMALES IS FUCKIN IT UP FOR OTHER FEMALES BY CALLIN EACHOTHER SLUTS B. YOU SUCKED A NIGGAS DICK SO YOU A SLUT? THE BITCH THAT JUST CALLED YOU A SLUT JUST LAST NIGHT WAS DOING THE ASS UP FINGER IN THE BUTT BJ SWAG WITH SOME NIGGA...JUST LAST NIGHT B. I SEENT IT. I DON'T EVEN THINK TEXTBOOK DEFINITION WHORES ARE WHORES. THEY JUST SELLIN THEY PRODUCT, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE PUSSINGTON. I'M SURPRISED MORE FEMALES DON'T SELL BAGINA FOR A LIVING, IF THAT SHIT WAS LEGAL A BITCH WOULD BE PRESIDENT AND THE WHOLE CONGRESS WOULD BE BITCHES CUZ NIGGAS WOULD BE BROKE AS FUCK BUYING PUSSY AND COMPLAININ ABOUT THE PRICE LIKE ITS NEWPORTS. THE MOST RAGGEDY ANN MONIQUE MUSTACHE LOOKIN BITCHES BE CHARGIN 3 DIGITS FOR NIGGAS TO BEAT, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR MA, YOU COULD PROBABLY CHARGE A STACK. YOU SEE THE BITCH SPITZER FUCKED? THAT BITCH IS A 7.5 AND SHE WAS GETTIN HONDA CIVIC MONEY FOR 20 MINUTE BLOWJOBS.

STOP CALLIN EACHOTHER SLUTS ITS NOT NICE AND YOU CB'IN MAD NIGGAS INDIRECTLY. THAT'S A VIOLATION.

FYDL: INSTRUMENTALS

HERE'S SOME INSTROS FOR YOU TO BLAZE TO. HOLLA AT MY EMAIL AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM BREDREN THE TWITTER TOO @THEKIDMERO HELP ME GET MY SHIT LIVE. I'M TRYNA GET TO 1000 FOLLOWERS OFF THE STRENGTH.




BUCKWILD IS OD SLEPT ON. THIS CD OF REMIXES IS BANANAS.






ANOTHER BUCKWILD JOINT OFF THIS CD WHICH WAS FUCKIN CRACK






BEATMINERZ ALSO HAD JOINTS, THIS SMIF N WESSUN JOINT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES, I WAS GONNA POST THE WHOLE SONG BUT THIS IS STRICTLY INSTROS SO IMA KEEP IT INSTRO.



I GOT SHIT TO DO MY NIGGAS I'LL HOLLA!

MICHAEL JORDAN IS A FUCKIN STUPID DICKHEAD FUCKFACE ASSHOLE

YO THIS FUCKIN ASSHOLE BITCH COWARD RECENTLY SAID IN AN INTERVIEW HE COULD "DEFINETLY SCORE 100 POINTS IN TODAYS NBA" IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS? EVERYBODY THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS I HATE THIS NIGGA, LOGICALLY IM A KNICKS FAN FROM THE DAYS WHEN STARKS HAD A FLAT TOP...SO I DON'T THINK THIS NIGGA IS THE BEST THAT EVER DID IT OR HIS AIRNESS OR WHATEVER. FUCK THAT NIGGA. OL UNDERWEAR SELLIN ASS DRUNK NIGGA. THIS NIGGA SELLS DRAWZ IDK IF YALL KNOW THAT. NIGGA BEEN SELLIN MENS DRAWZ FOR A DECADE. FUCK THIS NIGGA. STILL I FELT NO REASON TO REALLY GO IN ON THIS NIGGA TILL HE SAID THAT ASININE STATEMENT. DUDE IS SO ARROGANT ITS CRAZY, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NIGGAS SUCK YOU WILD OD HARD FOR BEING AN OKAY BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH YOUR OWN SHOE.


THIS NIGGA IS LIKE KANYE WITH A PIRATE EARRING ON. GET THIS NIGGA OUTTA HERE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE, NIGGA LOOKS LIKE HE JUST CAME OFF THE SLAVE SHIPS B, NO SHAPEUP, NIGGA PROLLY SMELLED TERRIBLE. THEN THE NIGGA DID A CARTOON MOVIE LIKE A FUCKIN CORNBALL. DID YOU HEAR THIS GUYS HALL OF FAME SPEECH? NIGGA MUSTA HAD SOME RIBS REMOVED BEFORE THAT SHIT CUZ HE WAS SUCKIN HIS OWN DICK FOR LIKE 45 MINUTES. GET THIS NIGGA OUTTA HERE. NIGGA NEVER EVEN CAME CLOSE TO 100 POINTS. HERE'S SOMEONE WHO DID..."BUT MERO JORDAN EXCELLED IN THE PLAYOFFS WAAAAH" FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA, PUT ME IN THE PLAYOFFS AGAINST NIGGAS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS AND I'M PUTTIN UP A QUADRUPLE DOUBLE. SUCK MY DICK! LOOK AT THAT NIGGA B! NIGGA LOOKS LIKE PRINCE VALIANT IN A BLUE WIFEBEATER.

JORDAN FUCKIN SUCKS NIGGA GET OFF HIS DICK. LAST HOT PAIR OF J'S WAS THE 4'S AFTER THAT NIGGA WAS MAKIN MOONBOOTS

NIGGAS THAT WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY

YO THERES ALOT OF NIGGAS WHO WAS POWERFUL OR HAD SHIT ON SMASH OR DID MAD DIRT AND NIGGAS THINK THEY PROBABLY TOUGH GUYS, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESE NIGGAS THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THEY WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY AND WASN'T GANGSTA AT ALL AND THEY JUST GOT WRITTEN UP THAT WAY CUZ THEY HAD PR PEOPLE AND WAS COOL WITH NIGGAS AT THE NEWSPAPER OR WHATEVER. HERE'S A FEW OF THEM.









HITLER: THERES A FEW REASONS I THINK THIS NIGGA WAS MAD PUSSY. FIRST OF ALL, NIGGA EITHER HAD OD HAIR GEL OR NIGGA WAS ALWAYS SWEATIN, CUZ HIS HAIR ALWAYS LOOK MAD WET NO HOMO LIKE HE JUST GOT OUT THE SHOWER. IF IT'S HAIRGEL HE'S PUSSY CUZ HE USE OD HAIR GEL AND IF IT'S SWEAT THEN THE NIGGA IS MAD NERVOUS ALL THE TIME WHICH MEANS HE PUSSY. ALSO, THIS NIGGA IS WEARING A SASH, OR A PURSE. COME ON FAM, I THOUGHT YOU WAS ON SOME GENOCIDE SHIT? YOU WEARING A LITTLE BABY PURSE AND A JUNIOR KHAKI SUIT LOOKIN LIKE A SCIENTIST ON A TODDLER SAFARI WITH A LITTLE ARMBAND LIKE THIS A SUMMER CAMP AND YOU DON'T WANNA GET LOST...AND YOU GOT THE MOST PUSSIEST FACIAL HAIR I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE SHIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE KIDDING. LOOK AT THAT PICTURE B, HE LOOKS LIKE A GAY PUERTO RICAN NIGGA SAYING "AAAYYYEE NOOO" MY EYEBALLS CAN HEAR IT.






GEORGE WASHINGTON: THIS NIGGA IS THE FATHER OF THE COUNTRY AND REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT THE NIGGA GOT ON A WIG AND A POETRY SHIRT. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE MY GRANDMA IN A BLAZER. AND THIS GUY WORE A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS ALL THE TIME. IMAGINE I GO OUT IN A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS? THATS LIKE WEARING A SANDWICH BOARD THAT SAY "NIGGA I AM SO PUSSY" ALSO I DON'T THINK WARS BACK IN THE DAY WAS A BIG DEAL, IF A NIGGA SHOT YOU AND MISSED IT TOOK LIKE 13 MINUTES FOR THEM TO RELOAD. SO BASICALLY ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BE PUSSY AND WAIT FOR NIGGAS TO SHOOT FIRST THEN MAKE SURE YOU AIN'T MISS. WASN'T NO LANDMINES OR SNIPER RIFLES OR GRENADES. SHIT WAS A JOKE. NIGGAS BASICALLY HAD KNIFE FIGHTS WITH STICKS...AND THEY WAS WEARING SPORT COATS AND THIGH HIGHS THE WHOLE TIME. WILD PUSSY. NIGGA LOOKS MAD PUSSY IN THE PICTURE OF HIM IN THE BOAT TOO. ALSO, THE INDIANS FOUGHT ALL THIS NIGGAS FIGHTS FOR HIM BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GO, NIGGAS GON TEACH YOU HISTORY. MY SON WAS PROBABLY OD PUSSY.







BIN LADEN: THIS NIGGA IS SO PUSSY CUZ HE TOLD SOME DOOLA NIGGAS TO BLOW UP THE WORLD TRADE CUZ IF THEY DID THEY WOULD GET TO FUCK 72 BITCHES WITH BIG TITS. NIGGA HAD HIS LIL SECRET DEAL WIT BUSH AND BUSH WAS LIKE "SIKE!! FUCK YOU NIGGA I GOTTA MERK YOU SO NIGGAS DON'T FIND OUT ABOUT OUR DEAL WHICH WASN'T REALLY A DEAL CUZ I JUST SAID SIKE" SO NOW THIS NIGGA IS HIDIN ALL OVER THE PLACE MAD PUSSY LIKE. IF HE WAS THUGGED OUT HE'D BE ON HIS TWITTER LIKE "YO WHATS POPPIN @BARACKOBAMA ILL SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU NIGGA WHATS SHAKIN? I'M AT 176 AND THE CONCOURSE RIGHT NOW AT KENNEDY FRIED EATIN SOME HALAL SHIT COME THRU AND I'LL PUT THE NEPTUNES ON YOU NIGGA WATTUP THEN?" BUT HE'S NOT EVEN DOIN THAT. HE AIN'T EVEN PUTTIN OUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND EVEN JOE BUDDEN BITCH ASS PUTS OUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT NIGGAS. BIN LADEN SO PUSSY HE GOT NIGGAS DOIN AUDIO TRACKS PRETENDIN TO BE HIM CUZ HE'S MAD NERVOUS SOMEWHERE CRYIN MAD SHOOK WITH A AK WIT NO BULLETS AND MAD SAND IN IT USIN HIS TURBAN AS A MANPON CUZ HIS ASS IS SWEATIN OD CUZ HE NERVOUS. UDDDD PUSSY.





ROSIE O'DONNELL: IS PROLLY MAD PUSSY TOO. OH LOOK AT YOU PUT UP YOUR DUKES OH IM MAD NERVOUS!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BITCH YOU HANG OUT WITH BOY GEORGE, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NIGGA? HE WEARS PAINT AS A HAT. HE CALLED COPS TO HIS CRIB TO TELL THEM SOMEONE STOLE HIS COKE. CALLIN COPS IS A PUSSY MOVE. THAT NIGGA IS A CLOWN AND THAT'S YOUR MANS & THEM, SO YOU PUSSY BY ASSOCIATION. YOU NOT MAKIN NO ONE NERVOUS. USUALLY DYKES ARE MAD THUGGED OUT (IN THE BX ANYWAY IDK BOUT OTHER PLACES) AND GOT CORNROWS AND SHIT AND MAKE NIGGAS NERVOUS CUZ IF THEY BEAT YOU UP YOU STILL GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOKED LIKE DON OMAR SHE STILL IS A GIRL AND SHE FUCKED YOU UP SO YOU LOOKIN WILD PUSSY RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I ONCE SEEN A PUERTO RICAN DYKE CLEAR OUT A MOB OF NIGGAS IN A BAR FIGHT SWINGIN HER BELT BUCKLE AROUND SMASHIN BOTTLES AND SHIT ON SOME RAGE MODE PACMAN JONES SHIT. THAT BITCH WAS GANGSTA, SHE ALSO HAD A FAKE DICK IN HER PANTS WHICH WAS WEIRD AND NOT GANGSTA BUT I'M SAYIN IF YOU BACK DOWN 5 NIGGAS SWINGIN YOUR BELT LIKE ITS POWPOW TIME I GOTTA GIVE IT TO YOU, FAKE DILZ OR NOT. ROSIE O'DONNELL PROLLY WOULD NOT DO THAT SHE MIGHT JUST SUE NIGGAS AND CALL COPS WHICH IS OD PUSSY AND THEN SAY THE SHIT IS A HATE CRIME WHICH IS EVEN MORE PUSSY CUZ HATE CRIMES ARE OD PUSSY.


SO YO BASICALLY DON'T TRY TO BE LIKE THESE NIGGAS CUZ THEY PUSSY. YOU DON'T WANNA BE PUSSY YOU WANNA GO OUT LIKE A G. SO YOUR TOMBSTONE SAYS "THIS NIGGA WAS NOT LIKE ROSIE O'DONNELL AT ALL. HE WAS A G."

YOU BLEW IT MY NIGGA (NO PUN)

YO IM MAD LATE I SHOULDA TOUCHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO BUT IM LIKE GABOUREY AT A BUFFET B I GOT ALOTTA SHIT ON MY PLATE.

ANYWAY THAT LIL GAY NIGGA WAS ON SKYPE FUCKIN A DUDE? I AIN'T GET THE DETAILS...OR WAS A DUDE FUCKIN HIM? CUZ THAT SHIT MATTERS B. IF YOU IN THE CLOSET AND NIGGAS DON'T KNOW YOU DOWN WITH STICKIN D'S IN B'S ITS LESS EMBARASSING TO BE SMASHIN A NIGGA FROM THE BACK WILD PAUSE THAN TO BE LAYIN ON YOUR BACK LIKE YOU TRYNA TAN UNDER YOUR SAC GETTIN YOUR DOUGHNUT BLOWN OUT SUPER WILD PAUSE. CUZ YOU COULD ALWAYS BE LIKE "YEAH SON I RAPED THAT NIGGA HE OWED ME MONEY/RAPED MY SISTER/HIS DOG SHIT IN FRONT THE BUILDIN AND I STEPPED IN IT" LIKE IN THAT MOVIE WITH ROSARIO DAWSON WHERE SHE GETS RAPED BY THE WHITE DUDE THEN SHE TRICKS HOMIE AND TIES HIM UP THEN THE NIGGA GETS RAPED BY A SEAN JOHN MODEL...ALSO, NIGGA MERKED HIMSELF LIKE NIGGAS GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU SUCKIN DICKS? NOBODY DON'T CARE ABOUT NIGGAS SUCKIN DICKS ANYMORE. ITS 2011 B AND YOU LIVE[D] IN NEW JERSEY, THE GOVERNOR WAS SUCKIN DICKS LIKE 4 YEARS AGO B SHIT IS OLD NEWS. SO WHY YOU MAD (DEAD) LIL NIGGA? LIKE MY BITCH SMASHLEY (@SMASHBOOGIE HOLLA!) SAID "NIGGAS BE LOOKIN FOR REASONS TO OFF THEMSELVES" NIGGA USED THIS SHIT AS AN EXCUSE AND RUINED THE LIVES OF SOME CHINK BITCH AND SOME HABIB NIGGA THAT WAS PROBABLY ROCKIN SCHOLARSHIPS AND WAS OD NERDS IN HIGHSCHOOL AND WAS JUST ONE STEP ABOVE THE GAY VIOLINIST. NOW INSTEAD OF THEM PULLIN A PRANK AND CLIMBIN THE SOCIAL LADDER TO HANG OUT WITH THE NIGGAS THAT PLAY WII IN THE STUDENT LOUNGE ON FRIDAY NIGHTS EVERYBODY IS LIKE "YO YALL NIGGAS IS FUCKED UP THE GAY VIOLINIST BODIED HISSELF CUZ OF Y'ALL THAT NIGGA WAS COOL" BUT THEY LYIN CUZ THEY AIN'T EVEN KNOW THE NIGGA TILL HE OFFED HISSELF.

THEN THE NIGGA REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP BY LEAVIN A FACEBOOK SUICIDE NOTE. SHIT WAS MAD ANTICLIMACTIC SON, NIGGA WROTE "JUMPING OFF GWB SORRY TTYN" ("TALK TO YOU NEVER" HE AIN'T REALLY WRITE THAT I ADDED THAT IN THERE) WHICH IS MAD CORNY CUZ IF IMA MERK MY DELF IMA WRITE SOME MAD INTRICATE SHIT EXPLAININ WHY AND TELLIN EVERYBODY WHO THEY SHOULD BLAME IT ON AND FUCK UP & SHIT. THIS NIGGA LEFT A MESSAGE SHORTER THAN THE ONES I SEND TO MY WEEDMAN. COME ON SLIME, YOU DOIN IT WRONG.

SO YO JUST TO PUT IT OUT THERE IF I EVER MERK MYSELF WHICH I WON'T CUZ IM TOO FLY FOR THAT SHIT YOU'LL DEFINETLY KNOW THE 5 W'S (THERES 5? WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY AIGHT YEAH ITS 5) NAHMEAN SO YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME. I DON'T MEAN GO MERK YASELF I MEAN IF YOU GONNA DO IT DO IT RIGHT. AND DON'T DO IT CUZ NIGGAS FOUND OUT YOU SUCK DICKS, THAT'S LIKE MERKIN YOURSELF CUZ SOMEONE FOUND OUT YOU FAILED MATH IN 7TH GRADE. SHIT IS OD IRRELEVANT. GET IT TOGETHER NIGGAS.

FYDL: AMPED UP

I HOPE YOUR FIRST PROFESSIONAL BOXING MATCH IS TODAY CUZ THIS IS MEAN MUGGIN MUSIC




"CANT WAIT TO BET 100 AND ACE, TELL THE NIGGA I OWE, HELL NO GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE!" LOL AWW MAN SP IS THE HARDEST NIGGA OUT #PAUSE. SHEEK CAME OFF ON THIS TOO AND JADA ALWAYS RIPS SHIT DOWN. STYLES SOUND LIKE HE MIGHTA PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE BOOTH AND SHOT THE ENGINEER AFTER HE SPIT HIS VERSE.




LMAO @ THE HOOK ON THIS SHIT. I WOULDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU GOT A GUN IN THE CRIB AND GOT A BONE TO PICK WIT A NIGGA NO HOMILZ. CLUB GRAND OPEN NEXT WEEK WE GRAND CLOSE IT!!





YO IMAM THUG PROLLY HAS THE BEST RAP NAME ON EARTH. I KEEP IT REAL WIT A NIGGA KEEP IT REAL WIT ME, I CUT THE HAND OFF A NIGGA TRYNA STEAL FROM ME!!

BREAKFAST BANGERS: FOR YA DAILY L

IMA START THROWIN TOGETHER LIL 3 SONG SETS FOR Y'ALL NIGGAS TO HIT YOUR DAILY L REAL QUICK BEFORE YOU DO WHATEVER YOU GOTTA DO. EVERY MORNING THOUGH BRIGHT & EARLY. YOUR WELCOME!...YOU'RE ALL WELCOME!!






LOVE THIS JOINT, P HAD NO IDEA HOW TO END HIS VERSE I GUESS CUZ THE NIGGA GOES "NIGGA ITS THE IMD...NIGGA!" THEN CLUE COMES IN AND HYPES SHIT UP CRAZY...TO THIS DAY THE ONLY NIGGAS I CAN TOLERATE OVER A TRACK ARE CLUE AND WHOO KIDD






AGARRA EL FOKIN CANON!! I FEEL LIKE THIS JOINT IS OD SLEPT ON, CRAZY STORY JOINT...AND IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING








TRAG'S VERSE ON THIS IS THE FUCKIN CRAZIEST KNOWLEDGE SHIT YOU'LL EVER HEAR IN YA FUCKIN LIFE. MEMORIZE THIS SHIT.

LOOK AT THIS NIGGA MAN...

YO WHEN I SAID XANAX TURNS YOU INTO A HUMAN WORM...THIS NIGGA IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE. HIS WIFE OR WHOEVER THAT IS WATCHIN HIM FALL ALL OVER THE PLACE WHILE HE THINKS HE'S GENTLY LAYING ON THE FLOOR (HE THINKS HIS SWAG IS ON A MILLION, HE FEELS LIKE THIS AND THIS) SHOULD PUT A PLATTER FULL OF CHEESEBURGERS AND 4 3 LITERS IN FRONT OF THIS NIGGA RIGHT NOW SO THE REST OF MY POINT COULD BE PROVEN.

ANYWAY, THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKIN MESS B. BUT HE'S PROBABLY CHILLIN CRAZY RIGHT NOW, NIGGA WAS CHILLIN SO HARD HE LAID DOWN LIKE IT WAS SOME ATHLETIC SHIT. THAT'S WASSUP. THIS NIGGA SHOULD BE ON THE COVER OF ONE OF THOSE LAME ASS "CHILL COMPILATIONS" WITH SOME SHITTY BOUTIQUE HIPHOP SONGS AND THIS ON IT.

SHOUTOUT TO MY NIGGA LEX DIAMONDS #BONG #POW

THE MUTHAFUCKIN TUNNEL

AWWWWMANDAMN!!!

IS THERE A DOCUMENTARY ON THE TUNNEL? NIGGAS THAT WASN'T AROUND IN THE 90'S IN NEW YORK AND DIDN'T GET TO WITNESS THIS SHIT NEED TO LEARN ABOUT IT. THE PAIN IN DA ASS INTRO SAYS IT ALL!

RAPPERS THAT SUCK

YO THIS DUDE THE OTHER DAY WAS TALKIN ABOUT TUPAC AND I GOT THE IDEA TO DO A "RAPPERS THAT SUCK" JOINT CUZ NIGGAS NEED TO KNOW WHO SUCKS SO THEY CAN STOP LISTENING TO THEM. IMA HELP YOU. THE FOLLOWING NIGGAS FUCKIN SUCK.











JOE BUDDEN - DUH, THIS NIGGA SUCKS IN THE EASIEST WAY TO DESCRIBE. HOMIE IS THE FIRST "INTERNET RAPPER" EVER. NIGGA HAD/HAS THE WORST ADLIBS IN THE GAME (OOOUNH, WEEEEHB, AND JOEH!!) NIGGA MAKES DEPRESSING MUSIC FOR DEPRESSED NERDS AND SOMEHOW HAS THE MOST DIEHARD INTERNET FANBASE SINCE BOXXY (GOOGLE THAT BITCH MAD NIGGAS IS ON HER CLIT). THIS NIGGA SUCKS THOUGH! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT. NIGGAS WILL BE LIKE "LISTEN TO BROKEN WINGS BRO!! HE'S SO NICE!!" REALLY FAM? I COULD GO TO A SHRINK AND BE LIKE "I LISTEN TO BUDDEN" AND IMMEJUTLY GET A SCRIPT FOR ZOLOFT. GET THIS FUCKIN GUY OUTTA HERE! DUDE TALKS SHIT ABOUT RAPPERS HE HAS NO BUSINESS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT THEN GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND IMMEDIATELY GOES ON YOUTUBE WITH AN ICEPACK ON HIS EYE SITTING INDIAN STYLE TO TALK ABOUT IT? TALKIN ABOUT SQUARE DANCES? COME ON B.









EMINEM - "MERO YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE JUST HATING ON EMINEM CUZ HE'S WHITE!" NO. NO I'M NOT. I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE. THEY WRITE MY CHECKS. I HATE EMINEM CUZ HE MAKES MUSIC FOR 13 YEAR OLD WIGGERS IN INDIANA. IF THERE WAS A TOUR CALLED "WIGGERPALOOZA" HE WOULD BE HEADLINING. THE NIGGA WENT FROM A FUCKIN CLOWN THAT RAPPED ABOUT OVERDOSING ON DRUGS AND RAPING HIS MOM TO A CLOWN THAT RAPS ABOUT "OVERCOMING OBSTACLES" AND BEING "NOT AFRAID"...YOU KNOW WHAT IM NOT AFRAID OF? RUNNING INTO ONE OF THIS NIGGAS FANS AND HAVING A DEBATE ABOUT THE NIGGA SUCKING/NOT SUCKING. I WON'T EVEN SAY WORDS. I JUST SHOW THEM THIS AND THIS. DEBATE OVER. JUST TO DRIVE IT HOME THE FIRST LINK IS HIM TALKIN ABOUT SHOVIN GERBILS IN HIS CHEEKS AND GETTING HIS ANALS VIOLATED...THE SECOND ONE IS A SKIT ON HIS ALBUM WHERE 2 GUYS ARE BLOWIN ANOTHER GUY. I NEVER HEARD A NAS ALBUM WITH GAY BLOWJOBS ON IT. DUDE IS GONNA WAIT TILL HE'S WASHED UP TO COME OUT THE CLOSET A LA RICKY MARTIN. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.










TUPAC - YEAH I PROBABLY LOST SOMEA YALL ON THAT ONE BUT GUESS WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THIS NIGGA HAD LIKE 3 GOOD SOLO SONGS...AND I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THEY ARE. THE PROBLEM WITH THIS NIGGA IS ACTUALLY A PROBLEM WITH SOCIETY BECAUSE NIGGAS REALLY TALK ABOUT THIS FUCKIN NERD LIKE HE WAS A BABY JESUS GAVE BIRTH TO AFTER HE FUCKED ARISTOTLE. TUPAC WAS A BALLERINA WITH A GUMBY SON. A BALLERINA WITH A GUMBY WHO DANCED IN THE BACKGROUND WEARING SEQUINS WHILE SHOCK G WORE A FAKE NOSE AND SAMBO'D AROUND LIKE A DICK. THEN HE PLAYED A GANGSTA ASS NIGGA IN JUICE AND WAS LIKE "FUCK THIS I AM GANGSTA! I'M PAC NIGGA!" THEN HE GOT A MACHINE GUN TATTOOED ON HIS BELLY BUTTON AND IT WAS A WRAP. NIGGA STAYED IN CHARACTER TILL HE GOT SMOKED (THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO GANGSTAS PAC, DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?) PRIOR TO THAT NIGGA WROTE POETRY AND IN GENERAL DID OD SHERM NONTHUG THINGS BUT HE MIXED IT UP WITH SPITTING IN CAMERAS AND DATE RAPE SO HE WAS STILL "THUGGED OUT". HE HAD 2 "CONSCIOUS" SONGS SO YOU TAKE THAT, MIX IT IN WITH HIS "REALNESS" AND HIS POETRY BOOK AND YOU GOT NIGGAS WITH GED'S WHO CAN'T SPELL CONSCIOUSNESS (THEY SPELL IT CONSHISNESS) GOIN FUCKIN CRAZY LIKE THE NIGGA WAS JOHN FUCKIN DEWEY. READ A FUCKIN BOOK B.





THATS 3, OBVIOUSLY THERE'S MORE BUT YOU KNOW ME, I LET YOU GET A LITTLE TASTE SO YOU COME BACK WILD PAUSE NO HOMO.

BOOMIN AND BUNKIN

WAKA VERSE >

ITS OKAY ITS ALRIGHT JUST HIT SEND

DO YOU REKANIZE THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE? DO YOU? UNLESS YOU'RE THE ILL PERVERT THEN YOU PROLLY DON'T...EVEN IF YOU ARE THE ILL PERVERT YOU PROLLY THINK YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS AND YOU MIGHT COULD BE WRONG. BASICALLY THIS COULD BE YOUR SISTER B AND UNLESS YOU SEE YOUR SISTER PUSSY ALL THE TIME WHICH I HOPE YOU DON'T CUZ THATS WILD NASTY YOU AIN'T EVEN 100% SURE.


"MERO WHY THE FUCK YOU POSTIN A PICTURE OF SOME LADY BAGINA? I JUST OPENED THIS SHIT TO LAUGH AT THE "HOW TO DO DRUGS" AGAIN AND NOW MY BOSS THINK IM LOOKIN AT PNO B."


RELAX B THERE'S A POINT TO THIS...MY POINT IS, THE BITCH IN THE PICTURE IS A "CELEBRITY" AND YOU STILL CAN'T REALLY TELL IF ITS HER OR NOT, SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HESITATIN TO SEND THAT NIGGA PICTURES OF YOUR TITS MA? OR A VIDEO OF YOU PUTTING A 3 MUSKETEERS BAR IN YOUR BAGINA? IT DON'T MATTER, EVEN IF I SEND THE SHIT TO EVERY NIGGA I KNOW AND THEY SEND IT TO EVERY NIGGA THEY KNOW IT STILL WON'T MATTER CUZ NOBODY WILL KNOW ITS YOU!! ESPECIALLY IF ITS NOT YOUR FACE. SO JUST SEND THE NIGGA THE PICTURES B, HE'LL APPRECIATE IT, HE'LL LOOK AT THEM ALL DAY AND YOUR CHANCES OF BAGGIN ARE INCREASED DRAMATICALLY.


"YEAH MERO BUT WHAT IF I HAVE A BIRTHMARK ON MY RIGHT TITTY THE SHAPE OF MICHIGAN AND IM THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS IT?"


OK...THINK ABOUT THIS, WHO HAS SEEN THAT BIRTHMARK? A NIGGA WHO ALREADY BEAT CHEEKS! SO WHY DO YOU CARE IF HE SEES THEM "BORING OL TITTIES" (THATS WHAT HE SAID I AIN'T SAY THAT) AGAIN? AND LETS SAY THE SHIT POPS UP ON THE INTERNET (IT WON'T) FIRST OF ALL THE ODDS SOMEONE YOU KNOW WILL SEE IT ARE CRAZY LOW...AND IF THEY DO SEE IT THE BELIEVABILITY FACTOR OF YOU BEIN ON A PORN SITE IS LOWER THAN IT IS FOR JAMIE FOXX'S HAIRLINE. NIGGAS WILL BE LIKE "NO WAY B, THAT CAN'T BE JESSICA, I KNOW SHE HAS A BIRTHMARK THAT LOOKS LIKE MICHIGAN ON HER RIGHT TITTY BUT ITS GOTTA BE A COINCIDENCE." SO SEND AWAY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU GOT MY NUMBER RIGHT?

THUGS DONT LAUGH

SHIT HAD ME DYIN B.