LETS CONNECT POLITIC DITTO

FROM MY TWITTER:

@THEKIDMERO Yo Mero, whats good with NY politicians fucking up non-stop? Spitzer, Rangel, Patterson? I mean damn, they all wilin'!


POLITICIANS ARE DICKS B. ITS NOT JUST NY, EVEN THOUGH THEY BIGGER DICKS PAUSE. LEMME TELL YOU WHY POLITICIANS ARE DICKS AND WHY I NEVER WANNA BE FAMOUS, RICH YEAH, BUT NOT FAMOUS OR IN THE PUBLIC EYE.


ONCE YOU IN OFFICE, EVEN IF ITS A BULLSHIT ASS OFFICE LIKE ASSISTANT JUNIOR COMPTROLLER OF ANIMAL RIGHTS FUNDS, EVERYTHING YOU DO WRONG POPS IN THE MEDIA. IDK WHO THE FUCK HIRAM MONSERATTE IS BUT THAT NIGGA IS IN THE PAPER EVERY DAY FOR SMACKIN HIS WIFEY. NIGGA I'LL GO HOME AND SMACK MY WIFE RIGHT NOW AND WON'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT EXCEPT MY MOTHER IN LAW. YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ IM NOT A JUNIOR SENATOR REPRESENTATIVE EXECUTATIVE ASSISTANT. SO IF YOU THINKIN ABOUT RUNNIN FOR OFFICE FUCK ALL THE HOOKERS YOU WANT NOW AND GET THAT SHIT OUTTA YOUR SYSTEM, THEN WAIT 10 YEARS, MOVE TO ANOTHER STATE AND THEN RUN FOR OFFICE. YOU JUST CANT RUN IN ANY BIG STATE CUZ NIGGAS WILL GET THAT DIRT ON YOU DOGGIE.

I USED TO FEEL BAD FOR PATERSON CUZ THE NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A BLIND MR. BOGUS BUT DOGS, YOU NEED TO CALL ME BEFORE YOU MAKE DECISIONS LIKE LYIN ABOUT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. THIS NIGGA PROBABLY AINT EVEN BLIND. IF ONE OF MY NIGGAS CALLED ME UP ALL NERVOUS LIKE "YO I JUST FUCKED UP MY WIFE DOG I NEED AN ALIBI" I'D BE LIKE "MY NIGGA NOOOO, IM NOT SNITCHIN BUT IM 550 ON THIS ONE I GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH NOTHIN. CALL YOUR MOM NIGGA" *CLICK* I MOST DEFINETLY WOULDN'T CALL AND TELL THE BITCH TO DROP THE CHARGES BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS. HE FUCKED UP!


SPITZER FUCKED UP CUZ HE PAID FOR PUSSY. THAT GOVERNMENT MONEY IS ALL ACCOUNTED FOR MY NIGGA, YOU DONT WORK AT MCDONALDS WHERE YOU CAN JUST CHARGE A NIGGA FOR AN APPLE PIE WHEN THEY ORDER 6 #6'S AND POCKET THE REST. THIS IS NEW YORK STATE MY NIGGA, NOT FUCKIN MONTANA. YOU WERE EITHER GONNA GET PINCHED BY AN ACCOUNTANT YOU YELLED AT ONCE, OR WHAT HAPPENED IN REALITY, A FAME STARVED BITCH THAT NEEDED FACETIME TO GET HER MUSIC CAREER OFF MYSPACE AND INTO A BIGGER ARENA...LIKE MAYBE FACEBOOK. SHE GOT BAGGED, FLIPPED ON YOU, AND NOW YOU MAD SHERM LOOKIN LIKE THIS NIGGA AND YOU HAVE 0 JUICE. MEANWHILE SHE GOT PAID TO TALK ABOUT YOU BEING SHERM AND HAVIN A TINY DILZ AND WEARIN DRESS SOCKS WHILE YOU BEAT. SHE PROBABLY STILL GETTIN BREAD.


RANGEL FUCKED UP CUZ HE LOOKS LIKE THE NIGGA AT THE "CANDY STORE" BY MY MOM CRIB THAT SELLS LOTTO TICKETS AND CARDS & SHIT. I THOUGHT THE NIGGA WAS FROM BANGLADESH OR SOME SHIT, COME TO FIND OUT HOMIE IS BLACK. NIGGA LOOK LIKE A HINDU BULLFROG. THATS ANOTHER NIGGA THAT GETS A MINIMUM OF 2 PAGES IN THE PAPER EVERY GODDAMN DAY WHEN I WANNA READ ABOUT BITCHES JUMPIN INTO TRAIN TRACKS AND SHIT. THEY WASTIN 2 OF MY PAGES TELLIN ME ABOUT A "SCANDAL" INVOLVING THIS FUCKIN PAKISTANI TOAD'S "ETHICS"...I DON'T CARE. THEY NEED TO EXPAND THE POLICE BLOTTER IN THE POST TO LIKE 5 PAGES AND KILL SOME OF THESE ARTICLES AFTER THE 1ST DAY.


SO BASICALLY ALL POLITICIANS ARE DICKHEADS CUZ THEY WANNA RUN AROUND HAVIN MISTRESSES AND DOIN COKE IN HOTELS AND FUCKIN PROS AND SHIT. EVENTUALLY YOU'LL GET KNOCKED B. EVERYBODY GOT A CAMERA PHONE, EVERYBODY GOT A TWITTER, EVERYBODY GOT A EVERYTHING. AND EVERYBODY IS A SNITCH THAT WANTS MONEY. ADD ALL THAT UP AND YOU GOT A SHORT CAREER AS AN ASSISTANT SECRETARY OF D.A. FARTS.


AND YO FOR YALL NIGGAS THAT DIDNT NOTICE, HIT MY FUCKIN TWITTER UP!! IM TRYNA GET TO SOULJA BOY STATUS!! @THEKIDMERO AND, AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM

THIS SHIT HAD ME CRYING. FOR HOURS.

FIRST OF ALL NIGGAS ARE RAPPIN IN KOREAN, OK, THATS NOT THAT FUNNY WHEN IM SOBER...SO IM SEMI GIGGLIN NO HOMO TILL 0:22. THEN IT WAS A FUCKIN WRAP. I BROUGHT IT BACK 20 TIMES AND I ONLY STOPPED LAUGHIN CUZ I COULDNT BREATHE.


OTHER HIGHLIGHTS

1:30-1:35 DUDE WITH THE AFRO WAS RAPPIN WILD FAST!!! THEN HE COMES OUTTA NOWHERE WITH THAT. COULDNT HANDLE IT. ESPECIALLY SINCE NIGGA WAS RAPPIN OVER "NAS IS LIKE"


3:45-3:55 "HARRANGUNA HARRABAJI GUNA" MUST BE A WILD CRAZY DISS IN KOREA CUZ THIS LIL FAT ASIAN TUPAC WAS LOOKIN MAD SAD AFTER HE SAID THAT...DID HE SAY "ILL KILL YOUR KNEE ON HANNUKAH" ?


YO ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, NIGGAS ARE REALLY SLACKIN ON THE EMAIL TIP!!

HIT ME UP LEMME KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT. IM FOR THE PEOPLE DOGS!!

WHAT THE FUCK DOES "VICTORY LIGHT" MEAN B?

0:35

DONT KNOW HOW MANY OF YALL SEEN THIS BUT FROM A NIGGA THATS NEVER BEEN TO CALI, I WANNA THANK YOU CALI. THIS SHIT WAS ON MY DVR FOR ALMOST A WHOLE YEAR AND ANYTIME I NEEDED TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF I WOULD THROW THIS SHIT ON AND FAST FORWARD TO THE PART WHERE THE CRACKHEAD TAKES A HIT OFF THE GLASS DILZ AND FALLS OFF THE ROOF ONTO THE CAR.

MERO MAILBAG 3/9 "WHAT THESE CRACKHEADS WANT FROM A NIGGA?"

I just moved to NYC and GOT DAMN EVERYBODY GOT THEY FUCKIN HAND OUT! Gettin on the subway feels like being a grandfather with 34 grandkids that u see on ur way to work, all askin for something! do you give money to people beggin on the train? how would you know whether to give someone money or not? is there any type of protocol to follow?




YOU KNOW WHATS ILL? THAT IN OTHER CITIES THERES BUMS ON THE STREET BEGGIN FOR MONEY SOMETIMES, AND MOST OF THE TIME COPS IS LIKE "GET OUTTA HERE YA LOUSY BUM!" AND THEN THEY KICK THEM OUT OF THEY PISSPUDDLE OUTSIDE MCDONALDS. NYC IS THE ONLY PLACE I SEEN COPS STEP OVER BUMS LIKE THEY TRYIN NOT TO STEP IN DOGSHIT. TRUE STORY. UNLESS THE BUM IS DOIN SOME WILD SHIT LIKE JERKIN OFF ON A WHITE GRANDMA OR SHITTING IN THE LOBBY OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, COPS DONT GIVE A FUCK AND KEEP IT MOVIN. IS IT BECAUSE THEY GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY? DONT GIMME THAT, I SEE COPS ALL THE TIME AND THOSE NIGGAS LOOK LIKE ME ON A BLUNT RIDE, JUST SITTIN IN THE CAR LAUGHIN ABOUT SOME DUMB SHIT AND LOOKIN OUT THE WINDOW. IF I GO ON THE SUBWAY AND THERES A NIGGA IN THERE THAT SMELLS SO BAD ITS MAKIN MY NOSEHAIRS GRAY, GET THAT NIGGA OUTTA THERE! THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD DO SOME CATCH & RELEASE SHIT, SNATCH THESE NIGGAS UP, PROVIDE BUMSHOWERS WHERE THEY TAKE THESE NIGGAS HOSE EM DOWN NO HOMO AND GIVE THE NIGGAS A SANDWICH. THEN RELEASE THOSE NIGGAS BACK INTO THE WILDS OF MARCUS GARVEY PARK. MATTERFACT MAKE THAT SHIT A WILDLIFE BUM RESERVATION. NIGGAS CAN EAT PIGEON WINGS AND SQUIRREL STEAKS WITH GRASS SALADS. FUCK YOU THINK I WANNA SEE THIS WALKING DEPRESSION WHEN IM ON THE WAY TO WORK?




ANOTHER THING IS NYC (MANHATTAN MOSTLY, NOW BROOKLYN TOO) IS FULL OF TRANSPLANTS FROM OTHER PLACES, NIGGAS THAT GROW UP IN WISCONSIN AND DON'T SEE BUMS EVERYDAY THINK THE NIGGA WITH THE "I NEED A BEER AND A CIGGARETTE" SIGN IS "AWESOME DUDE!" AND THEY FUCK AROUND AND GIVE THE NIGGA A 5SPOT...ON SOME ENABLING SHIT. (TO COMBAT THIS I WALK AROUND KICKING NIGGAS CHANGE CUPS OVER.) THIS SHIT IS SO KNOWN THAT NIGGAS COME TO NEW YORK WITH NO FUCKIN MONEY LIKE "FUCK IT IMA SIT IN THE SUBWAY AND CAKE OFF" SO YOU GOT TWO DOPE FIENDS FROM SAN FRANCISCO SITTIN ON THE PLATFORM AT CANAL ASKIN FOR MONEY TO BUY DOPE FROM TITO. GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE NIGGA YOU AINT EVEN GONNA PLAY A GUITAR B? NAH? NO POETRY/BREAKDANCIN? NOTHIN? FUCK YOU MY NIGGA. HOW BOUT THAT? HERE'S A TIP, GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY BEFORE I THROW YOU ON THE TRACKS LIKE QTIP DID TO FAT JOE IN "PRISON SONG"



MY PROTOCOL FOR GIVING BUMS MONEY IS TO NOT GIVE BUMS MONEY. UNLESS I GOT MAD NICKELS & DIMES MAKIN MY JEANS SAG. THEN ILL GIVE A NIGGA 231 CENTS. NIGGAS THINK IM AN ASSHOLE BUT YO I USED TO GIVE BUMS A DOLLAR HERE AND THERE, ONE BUM NIGGA FUCKED IT UP FOR ALL YALL HOMELESSES...ONE DAY I SAW A DUDE ON THE 2TRAIN LOOKIN WILD SICK, I WAS JUST COMIN UPTOWN FROM THE MANHATTAN MALL AND SHIT, FEELIN MAD POSITIVE. HOMIE WAS LIMPIN DOWN THE CAR WITH ALL THE TAPE AND TAGS STILL ON HIM TALKIN ABOUT "I JUST GOT RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER, IM HUNGRY ETC ETC" SO I WAS LIKE "DAMN HOMIE YOU'RE FUCKED UP, HERE'S A DOLLAR SUMTHIN"...THIS SHIT INCREASED MY POSITIVITY LEVEL B, TO GET BACK IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND I HAD TO PUSH A LADY WITH A STROLLER OUTTA MY WAY WHEN I GOT OFF THE TRAIN. FAST FORWARD LIKE A MONTH LATER, THIS TIME IM ON THE 6TRAIN, GOIN DOWNTOWN, AT SOUNDVIEW THIS SAME NIGGA GETS ON WITH THE SAME "I JUST GOT OUT THE HOSPITAL" STORY AND A DIFFERENT OUTFIT (SAME HOSPITAL TAGS THOUGH) TALKIN ABOUT "IVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH HIV"!!! NIGGA I TURNED INTO AN EXCLAMATION POINT!! I WAS LIKE "NIGGA YOU GOT CANCER AND AIDS?! YOU FUCKED UP!!" HE LOOKED AT ME MAD CONFUSED. NIGGAS IS LIARS. YOU AINT GETTIN NONE OF MY BREAD. FUCK UP OUTTA HERE.



OTHER REASONS BUMS AINT GETTIN MONEY.


- YOUR SNEAKERS LOOK FRESHER THAN THE MEXICAN ON HIS WAY TO WORK

- YOU ARE WEARING A LEATHER JACKET

- YOU DONT STINK YET

- YOUR CLOTHES ARE SOMETHING THATS BEEN "IN STYLE" WITHIN THE LAST 5 YEARS

-I OFFER YOU FOOD AND YOU DONT TAKE IT, YOU AINT THAT HUNGRY THEN LIL NIGGA. OR YOU WANT MONEY FOR CRILLZ AND YOU AINT GETTIN IT FROM ME. GO BREAK SOMEBODY CAR WINDOW, GET A GPS OR SUMM



IF YOU FIT ANY OF THESE CRITERIA YOU EITHER GOT SOMEONE ELSE THAT GOT YOU, OR YOU AINT DOIN THAT BAD, SO SHIT NIGGA LET ME HOLD SUMTHIN!!



NOTE: NIGGAS THATS MISSIN ARMS AND LEGS CAN GET SOME CHANGE THOUGH CUZ BEIN A BUM IS BAD ENOUGH, BEIN A BUM THAT CANT EVEN WALK UPTOWN WITHOUT SPINNIN SOME WHEELS IS EXTRA EXTRA ASS. I FEEL FOR YOU DOG HERE'S A SACAGAWEA.

WHITE PEOPLE DISCOVERY GUIDE: PART 1. WHAT DO WHITE PEOPLE EAT?

MY NIGGA T RECENTLY ASKED ME WHAT WHITE PEOPLE EAT, SO I DECIDED TO DO A MULTI-PART "WHITE PEOPLE DISCOVERY GUIDE" FOR YOU NIGGAS THAT DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE. I KNOW YOU'RE PROLLY THINKIN "NIGGA, WHO DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE? MY BOSS/PROFESSOR/LAWYER IS WHITE! I KNOW ALL ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE!" OH WORD? SO THEN TELL ME WHAT HE/SHE HAD FOR LUNCH? YOU CAN'T! AND NEITHER CAN I, BUT I'M GONNA MAKE BROAD STATEMENTS AND BE OD STEREOTYPICAL CUZ NIGGA THAT'S WHAT I DOES.



THERE'S SOME GENERAL RULES WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS FOLLOW WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD...THEY WONT TOUCH FAST FOOD CUZ THAT SHIT IS WHITE TRASH-ISH. IF ITS POSSIBLE NIGGAS WILL SHOP EXCLUSIVELY AT WHOLE FOODS OR TRADER JOE'S. NIGGAS WILL NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS BUY OFF BRAND SHIT, EVER!!! IF YOU GO INTO A [REAL] WHITE PEOPLE HOUSEHOLD AND THEY HAVE SUPERMARKET BRAND ANYTHING ILL GO TO A KLAN RALLY WITH FLAVOR FLAV AND TAKE FLICKS OF US SITTIN THERE DOIN MATH PROBLEMS. THAT SHIT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. NIGGAS LOOOOVE ORGANIC SHIT B. THEY ALSO LOVE FOREIGN SHIT (MORE ON THIS LATER). BASICALLY I COULD PUT DUTCH GUTS IN A BAG AND WRITE "ORGANIC MALAYSIAN DUTCH GUTS" ON THE SHIT AND IT WOULD SELL OUT AT WHOLE FOODS IN 22 MINUTES. THE MORE FOREIGN THE SHIT IS THE BETTER.



YOU ALREADY KNOW THERE'S [SUPPOSED TO BE] 3 MEALS A DAY, BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER. WHITE PEOPLE LOVE BREAKFAST...SINCE MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARE BUSY WRITING LAWS AND IMPORTANT BOOKS ABOUT THEY LIFE NIGGAS DON'T HAVE TIME TO PUT SHIT IN A SLOW COOKER AND WATCH HBO FOR 6 HOURS WAITIN FOR SOME RIBS TO SOFTEN UP. SO THEY LOVE BREAKFAST CUZ BREAKFAST IS EASY. SOME WHITE PEOPLE LOVE PANCAKES AND EGGS AND SAUSAGE, SOME WHITE PEOPLE ARE VEGETARIAN SO THEY EAT THE SAME SHIT JUST "VEGETARIAN" VERSIONS...PICTURE ME EATIN A VEGETARIAN SAUSAGE (PAUSE), OBAMA WILL SAY "NIGGA" ON TV BEFORE THAT HAPPEN. A WHITE PERSON WILL PUT PANCAKES AND SAUSAGE AND EGGS AND WEIRD GOAT CHEESE STACKED ALL ON A PLATE, AND POUR SYRUP ON IT, THEN THEY WILL DEVOUR THIS DISGUSTING SHIT AND GO PLAY GOLF. THE OTHER TYPE OF WHITE PERSON WILL MEET THEIR FRIENDS AT AN OUTDOOR CAFE AND HAVE $15 COFFEE AND A $20 BAGEL WITH EXOTIC ORGANIC TROUT SEMEN SPREAD, FOLLOWED BY MIMOSAS...NIGGAS WILL PROLLY TALK ABOUT ART OR SOME TYPE OF VACATION THEY FINNA GO ON TO A PLACE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO VACATION AT. "WE'RE GOING HIKING IN RWANDA!".



MOST WHITE PEOPLE WORK IN AN OFFICE FOR A COMPANY THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EXPLAINABLE IN REGULAR WORDS BUT HAS TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS. SO THEY EAT LUNCH "IN THE OFFICE" CUZ THEY GOT IMPORTANT NONSHIT TO DO. SO FOR LUNCH THEY WILL HAVE A VEGAN CHAI SOY SMOOTHIE LOWFAT LATTE WITH AN ORGANIC FLAX SEED WHEAT GERM PROTEIN ACTIVITY BAR...OR A SANDWICH FROM THE DELI AROUND THE CORNER...THERES A DELI DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET BUT WHITE PEOPLE WILL GO AROUND THE CORNER BECAUSE THE SANDWICHES ARE "WAY BETTER" EVEN THOUGH ITS THE SAME SANDWICH PREPARED BY THE SAME MEXICAN. LUNCH IS NOT A BIG DEAL TO WHITE PEOPLE BUT THE NIGGAS WILL COMPLAIN IF ITS CUT SHORT. LUNCHTIME IS ALSO THE ONLY TIME ITS OK FOR A WHITE GUY TO EAT MCDONALDS, "OH YEAH DUDE, ITS TOTALLY GROSS AND SO MANY CALORIES BUT IM PRESSED FOR TIME I HAVE TO FINISH THIS PROPOSAL SO IM JUST GONNA WOLF THIS DOWN TO TIDE ME OVER TILL DINNER, I FOUND THIS GREAT INDIAN PLACE!! AT THIS POINT IM RUNNING ON FUMES!! HAHA!! ALRIGHT HAVE A GOOD ONE!!"



FOR DINNER WHITE PEOPLE WILL EAT YOUR FOOD...YOU PROLLY SAYIN "WHAT YOU MEAN MERO? WHITE PEOPLE WILL SLASH MY FACE FOR DINNER? THAT DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE MY G." OR IF YOU TAKE THE SLANG DOWN TO LEVEL 5 YOUR SAYIN "WHAT YOU MEAN MERO? WHITE PEOPLE WILL EAT MY DINNER FOR DINNER?"...WHAT I MEAN IS, US NONWHITE PEOPLE ARE A SOURCE OF INSPIRATION FOR WHITE PEOPLE, CULINARILY SPEAKING. IF YOU'RE FROM SOME EXOTIC COUNRTY THEN YOU CAN OPEN A RESTAURANT AND THAT SHIT WILL BE CRAWLING WITH WHITE PEOPLE WITHIN HOURS OF YOU OPENING THE SHIT. MATTERFACT IF I WAS RICH I WOULD MAKE UP A FAKE COUNTRY, NAME IT BILKANAWANJA, OPEN UP A RESTAURANT, NAME IT "NAWANJA", AND SPECIALIZE IN BILKANAWANJANESE FOOD. I'LL JUST SERVE MY LEFTOVERS TOSSED WITH DUTCH GUTS ON FANCY PLATES AND HAVE FOREIGN LOOKING WAITERS THAT WILL GIVE YOU A POLITE CHUCKLE WHEN YOU PRONOUNCE THE FAKE NAMES OF THE FAKE FOOD WRONG. BUT NIGGA IF I AINT RICH WITHIN 4 MONTHS YOU CAN WRITE ME AN ANGRY EMAIL ABOUT HOW MY BLOG IS MAD DECEPTIVE.



OTHER RANDOM WHITE PEOPLE FOODS/DRINKS:

-WINE. WHITE PEOPLE LOVE WINE MORE THAN BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR COLLEGE B! THEY'LL TELL YOU THEY FOUND A GREAT WINE AND BRING IT TO YOUR CRIB AND ACT LIKE THEY PUT YOU ON TO SOME WILD EXCLUSIVE TYPE SHIT. THEN YOU'LL DRINK THE WINE, BE LIKE "NIGGA THIS SHIT TASTE LIKE WINE". WHITE PEOPLE WILL SMELL THE SHIT, SWIRL THE SHIT IN THE GLASS, SWISH IT AROUND THEY MOUTH, ALL THAT. LIKE THERES AN ANSWER TO LIFE IN THE SHIT AND THEY TASTE BUDS ARE MAGIC CODEBREAKERS. SHIT IS ROTTEN GRAPES NIGGA. GIMME A BREAK.

-TEA. THE NON COFFEE DRINKING WHITE PEOPLE DRINK SO MUCH TEA THEY MAKE BRITISH PEOPLE SAY "DAMN YOU NIGGAS [BLOKES] DRINK ALOT OF TEA" IN THE WHITE PEOPLE G POINTS SYSTEM HAVING A LITTLE TEA BALL AND PUTTING LOOSE TEA IN IT IS LIKE HITTING A WALKOFF GRANDSLAM IN THE WORLD SERIES, SHIT IS THE PINNACLE.

-MEATLOAF. I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT LIKE THAT BUT I HEARD WHITE NIGGAS LOVE MEATLOAF NO HOMO. CANT GET TOO MUCH MORE IN DEPTH WITH THAT, ITS LIKE A LEGEND. I NEVER SEENT IT. I HEARD THEY PUT KETCHUP ON IT TOO THO.

-CHEESE. IF YOU EVER FUCK A WHITE GIRL AND SHE STAYS OVER YOUR CRIB AND WANTS TO MAKE BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING, ASK HER TO MAKE AN OMELET AND HAVE SOME CRAZY BRAZILIAN WHALE MILK CHEESE IN YOUR FRIDGE AND ASK HER TO USE THAT, SHE'LL BE SO IMPRESSED SHE'LL SUCK YOUR DICK AFTER SHE MAKES THE OMELET AND YOU THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE BECAUSE AUSTRALIAN WOMBAT MILK CHEESE IS NOT YOUR SPEED.

-SOY!! YO IN SPANISH, SOY MEANS "AM" AS IN "I AM" THIS SHIT IS PERFECT BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE SOY! THEY MADE OUT OF SOY AND TOFU MY NIGGA ASK MORGAN FREEMAN, HE KNOW. NIGGAS WILL EAT SOY ANYTHING. NIGGAS WILL EAT SOYBEANS DUG RIGHT OUT THE DIRT. TRY IT, TELL A WHITE NIGGA YOU HAVE SOMETHING MADE OUT OF SOY. I BET YOU MY CABLE BOX NIGGAS WILL BE LIKE "CAN I TRY SOME?" AND THEN ASK WHERE YOU GOT IT EVEN IF ITS SOY WALLABY SHIT. LONG AS ITS ORGANIC ITS GOOD $.



PRINT THIS OUT AND CARRY IT WITH YOU. YOU'LL NEVER FAIL IN A WHITE PEOPLE DIET DISCUSSION B. I PROMISE. NEXT PART OF THE WHITE PEOPLE DISCOVERY GUIDE IS ON DECK STAY TIDDUNED MY NIGGAS!