YO I ALWAYS KNEW THIS NIGGA JAMIE FOXX HAD A PHOTOSHOP HAIRLINE, BUT KEVIN HART WENT IN ON THIS NIGGA...MUTHAFUCKAS IN HOLLYWOOD IS GETTIN FAKE TITS, FAKE ASSES, FAKE NASALS, BUT THIS NIGGA PROBABLY GOT THE FIRST SURGICALLY ALTERED HAIRLINE I EVER SEEN. NIGGA YOU BLACK YOU COULD JUST SHAVE YOUR HEAD! ROCK A BALDY FAM! THIS NIGGA ACT LIKE THERE ISN'T A MILLION PICTURES OF THAT NIGGA WITH A 5HEAD AND THEN OUTTA NOWHERE WITH THE LEGO PERSON HAIRLINE LOOKIN MAD FRAUDULENT LIKE THE NIGGA HAIR IS MADE OUTTA VELCRO.
NIGGA PROBABLY WENT IN TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON LIKE "I WANNA FIX MY HAIRLINE" AND THE NIGGA WENT IN THE BACK MAD NERVOUS LIKE "HAIRLINE? HOW THE FUCK IM POSED TO MAKE A HAIRLINE?" PICKIN UP FAKE TITS AND SHIT PUTTIN EM ON HIS FOREHEAD THEN HE LOOKED AT THE SLEEVES ON HIS NORTHFACE JACKET AND WAS LIKE "BINGO!" AND JUST SEWED VELCRO ONTO THIS NIGGA FACIAL. NOW THE NIGGA HEAD LOOK EXTRA BIG LIKE THE SHIT WAS MADE TO HOLD HIS BRAIN AND HIS CAMPING GEAR. COME ON MY NIGGA YOU RICH AS FUCK, YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY A NIGGA 5 FIGURES TO MAKE YOU SOME NEW HAIR USING THE SPONGING TECHNIQUE.
