OCTOPUS P-NO?

YO SO THE OTHER DAY I'M IN BARNES & NOBLE ON SOME SMART SHIT LOOKIN AT BOOKS & SHIT LIKE THAT AND I'M GETTIN READY TO LEAVE SO I CUT THROUGH AN AISLE CALLED "MANGA"...AND ALMOST TRIPPED OVER 17 FAT FUCKIN NERDS SITTIN THERE READIN THE SHIT OUTTA SOME PICTURES. SO I'M LIKE "THE FUCK IS A MANGA?" AND I GRAB A BOOK OFF A SHELF...I SHOULDA KNOWN B. FUCKIN ANIME. I'M TRYNA UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKES THESE NIGGAS TICK SO I'M READIN THROUGH THIS SHIT AND ITS GAY THEN A MUHFUCKA!! SHIT IS ON SOME ARCHIE COMICS SHIT EXCEPT THE NIGGAS ALL LOOK LIKE WHITE INSECTS WITH PLASTIC HAIR. WHAT IS HOT ABOUT THIS?

WHY EVEN IN THE HOODEST OF HOODS THERE'S STILL ANIME NERDS? I WAS TAKIN A CLASS AND I'M SITTIN AT MY TABLE TALKIN TO A BROAD AND THIS WEIRD PUERTO RICAN KID COMES UP AND SAYS (I'M NOT LYIN) YOU'RE SO FUCKIN COOL HOW DO YOU TALK TO GIRLS LIKE THAT? (I'M DEAD ASS) SO I'M LIKE "FUCK YOU TALKIN ABOUT PANCHO? GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY PERSONAL SPACE B." THEN HE LAUGHED LIKE I WAS JOKIN SO I WAS LIKE "NIGGA PUSSY IS LIKE BASEBALL, IF YOU HIT 30% OF THE TIME YOU DOIN GOOD. SO YOU GOTTA GET UP THERE AND TAKE YOUR SWINGS B. WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? A BITCH SAYS GET OUTTA MY FACE?" WHO CARES?" NIGGA WAS ASTONISHED AND THE NEXT DAY I REGRETTED EVER SPEAKIN TO THIS CHUMP CUZ HE RUNS UP ON ME WITH HIS IPHONE AND STARTS SHOWIN ME ANIME ON THE SHIT LIKE WE BEST FRIENDS AND HE WANTS ME IN HIS SEWING GANG.


ANYWAY THE POINT OF THAT STORY IS THAT ANIME IS FOR VIRGINS AND IT MAKES NIGGAS OBSESSED WITH ASIAN BITCHES AND ASIAN BITCHES ARE ALMOST AS SWAGGERLESS AS WHITE BITCHES SO IT'S DANGEROUS TERRITORY B. IF YOU EVER CROSS PATHS WITH A FEMALE THATS INTO ANIME BE CAREFUL CUZ SHE PROBABLY GOT A HAIRY PUSSY THAT WEARS GLASSES (HER PUSSY WEARS GLASSES.) AND SMELLS LIKE THE GARBAGE RIGHT BEFORE IT GETS PICKED UP.

NIGGAS GO TO CONVENTIONS DRESSED AS ROBOTS AND JERK OFF TO CARTOONS OF OCTOPUSES FUCKIN BITCHES THAT LOOK LIKE BABY INSECTS WITH GIANT TITS...YOU KNOW WHAT COMES AFTER JERKIN OFF TO OCTOPUS P-NO? JERKIN OFF DICKS (THATS NOT YOURS) INTO YOUR BATI. NAHMEAN? THAT SHIT IS THE HOMO GATEWAY DRUG...AND I'M NOT SURPRISED ANIME NERDS ARE HARDBODY KARATE INTO EMINEM.

IF YOU GOT ONE OF THESE NIGGAS IN YOUR FAMILY TRY TO COUNCIL THEM B, DO AN INTERVENTION CUZ WHILE YOU'RE OUT AT THE BAR BOUT TO GO HOME DRUNK AND DO THE CHACHA SLIDE IN SOME PUSSY THAT NIGGA IS SITTIN HOME WIT NO PANTS ON WATCHIN NARUTO WHILE DOWNLOADING OCTOPUS P-NO AND THINKIN ABOUT WHAT A D IN THE B FEELS LIKE.

GANG VIOLENCE

YOU NIGGAS MISS ME? YO I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A SKETCH B. NIGGAS ALWAYS TALKIN BOUT GANG VIOLENCE AND THEN I SEEN SOME SHIT ON TNT YESTERDAY ON SOME TV SHOW WITH THAT BITCH WITH THE SQUARE FACE, AND NIGGAS WAS IN A "SKATEBOARD GANG"...THEN I WAS LIKE "NIGGA THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS A FUCKIN SKATEBOARD GANG B" THIS AINT FUCKIN WARRIORS MY NIGGA. WHATS NEXT? JUMPROPE GANGS? NIGGAS THAT LIKE TO SEW AND ALSO LIKE TO START FIGHTS AND SELL DRUGS SO THEY START A SEWING GANG AND TO GET IN YOU GOTTA HEM A SKIRT? FUCK OUTTA HERE...SO ANYWAY MY IDEA WAS BABY GANGS. YOU COULD DO A SKETCH ABOUT "BABY GANG VIOLENCE" AND ITS JUST BABIES FIGHTIN BUT THEY GOTTA HAVE FACIAL HAIR.


MAYBE IM TOO HIGH.

FUCK A "STAYCATION"

YO I'M ON VACATION B. I'M COMIN BACK WIT MO FIRE FOR YALL NIGGAS IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS...I GOTTA SPEAK ON LEBRON (FUCK THAT NIGGA) AND SHIT THATS GOIN DOWN THIS SUMMER WITH BABY ASPIRIN NIGGAS AND DRUNK FEMALES AND A-BODY ELSE. MY PHONE IS SOMEWHERE IN JERSEY BUT I'M FINNA GET THAT LATER SO I'M BACK ON MY TWITTER GRIND. WHAT'S YA LIFE LIKE? HIT ME UP B. SHOUTOUT TO MY NIGGA REEM AKA DONAS ON DECK!

"HAIRCUTS LOOK AIRBRUSHED"

YO I ALWAYS KNEW THIS NIGGA JAMIE FOXX HAD A PHOTOSHOP HAIRLINE, BUT KEVIN HART WENT IN ON THIS NIGGA...MUTHAFUCKAS IN HOLLYWOOD IS GETTIN FAKE TITS, FAKE ASSES, FAKE NASALS, BUT THIS NIGGA PROBABLY GOT THE FIRST SURGICALLY ALTERED HAIRLINE I EVER SEEN. NIGGA YOU BLACK YOU COULD JUST SHAVE YOUR HEAD! ROCK A BALDY FAM! THIS NIGGA ACT LIKE THERE ISN'T A MILLION PICTURES OF THAT NIGGA WITH A 5HEAD AND THEN OUTTA NOWHERE WITH THE LEGO PERSON HAIRLINE LOOKIN MAD FRAUDULENT LIKE THE NIGGA HAIR IS MADE OUTTA VELCRO.


NIGGA PROBABLY WENT IN TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON LIKE "I WANNA FIX MY HAIRLINE" AND THE NIGGA WENT IN THE BACK MAD NERVOUS LIKE "HAIRLINE? HOW THE FUCK IM POSED TO MAKE A HAIRLINE?" PICKIN UP FAKE TITS AND SHIT PUTTIN EM ON HIS FOREHEAD THEN HE LOOKED AT THE SLEEVES ON HIS NORTHFACE JACKET AND WAS LIKE "BINGO!" AND JUST SEWED VELCRO ONTO THIS NIGGA FACIAL. NOW THE NIGGA HEAD LOOK EXTRA BIG LIKE THE SHIT WAS MADE TO HOLD HIS BRAIN AND HIS CAMPING GEAR. COME ON MY NIGGA YOU RICH AS FUCK, YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY A NIGGA 5 FIGURES TO MAKE YOU SOME NEW HAIR USING THE SPONGING TECHNIQUE.

"HOES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE PATRICK RAMSEY"

PATRICK RAMSEY? COME ON LIL BOSS...WHATS NEXT? HOES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE CHRIS QUINN? HOES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE MARIANO DUNCAN?

WHY THIS NIGGA VIDEOS ALWAYS LOOK LIKE HE'S IN A SHOWROOM AFTERHOURS CUZ HE KNOWS SOMEBODY THAT WORK THERE AND NIGGAS LET HIM SHOOT HIS "VIDEOS" THERE?

THIS NIGGA MUST BE HIGH AS FUCK ALL DAY.