MERO MAILBAG 6/4: "HANDLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN"

WATTUP Y'ALL I'M GOIN IN TODAY B, ITS FUCKIN 90 OUTSIDE I GOT THE AC ON BLAST DRINKIN FRAPPUCINOS IN THIS BITCH NIGGA WITH MY PINKIE UP.


yo mero, my best friend i grew up with started fucking the chick i've been trying to get down with for a while. and the tricky thing is shes on all on him, and homies just going with it for the pussy. ive talked to both of them about it and baby girl pretty much told me i was in friend zone and was like "aw i love you blah blah blah i love being with you, i dont wanna be with you like that but i need you in my life", my dudes like "eh fuck do you want me to do man, shes coming onto me." what do you think man


WATCH THIS...





SO THERE YOU HAVE IT MY NIGGA...I UNDERSTAND YOU FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY ABOUT THE BROAD BUT IF SHE SEES THAT AND STILL WANTS TO FUCK YOUR MAN, THEN LET YOUR MAN FUCK. IF YOUR HOMIE IS A TRUE FRIEND HE'LL HAVE SHORTY OVER AND COME THROUGH WITH ANOTHER BITCH AND Y'ALL ALL GET WILD FUCKED UP AND HE SHOULD INITIATE TRIZ. THEN YOU CAN RUN UP IN SHORTY CHEEKS AND TAKE PICTURES WITH YA CAMERA PHONE AND WHEN SHE TRY TO ACT ALL CRAZY AND NOT LET YOU BEAT SHOW HER THE PICTURE OF YOUR PP IN HER MOUTH. THEN YOU CAN BASICALLY PIPE WHENEVER YOU WANT ON SOME BLACKMAIL SHIT...CHILL THAT'S KINDA LIKE RAPE, NEVERMIND. I'M NOT TRYIN TO CATCH A DIGITAL CASE. THE FIRST PART IS A GOOD IDEA, CUZ IF SHE'S INTO YOUR MAN LIKE THAT THEN HE GOT THE PUSSY CONTROL PANEL MY NIGGA AND HE CAN BE LIKE "WE BOTH FUCKIN"...AND IF YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT TYPE OF WILD TRIZ DP SHIT JUST BE LIKE "IMA FUCK FIRST" AND YOU CAN TAKE SHORTY INTO THE ROOM AND MAKE LOVE TO IT ON SOME NERD SHIT AND THEN LEAVE WHEN YOUR BOY COMES TO VIOLATE CHEEKS.


YOU GOT A CAR? YOU GIVE THIS BITCH RIDES? OR DISCOUNTS SOMEWHERE? IS YOUR FRIENDSHIP USEFUL TO HER? CUZ 90% OF THE TIME WHEN A BITCH IS LIKE "I REALLY NEED YOU, JUST NOT FOR DICK" ITS CUZ YOU WORK AT A SHOE STORE AND GOT 75% ALL MERCHANDISE OR YOU JUST BE SITTIN AROUND WAITIN FOR HER TO CALL TO GIVE HER A RIDE SOMEWHERE OR LIGHT UP WEED OR SOMETHIN. CUT THAT BITCH OFF FROM THOSE TYPES OF SITUATIONS AND WATCH HER FLIP AND WANNA SUCK YOUR HOMEBOY DICK OUTTA SPITE.


UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU BE MAD AT YOUR HOMEBOY, CUZ THEN YOU LOOK LIKE PRETTY TONY, MAD FOR NO REASON. A BITCH IS A BITCH IS A BITCH, SO DON'T SWEAT IT.