LOOK AT THIS NIGGA ASHTON KUTCHER B! THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE THE ILL FUCKIN HERB...THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NIGGAS FUCK OLD BITCHES. OLD BITCHES DONT KNOW WHAT'S POPPIN IN THE STREETS CUZ THEY ALWAYS IN THE CRIB LIKE A OVEN MITT...SO WHEN YOU PUT ON A POLKA DOT BANDANA LIKE YOU'RE A LINE COOK AT A FUCKIN GAY DINER THE BITCH WON'T BE LIKE "YO YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE MY G, TAKE THAT SHIT OFF BEFORE WE GO OUT AND GET OUR PICTURE TAKEN TOGETHER." THEN YOU END UP WITH HER LIL KID THAT LOOK LIKE BRUCE WILLIS (LOOK AT THAT BITCH, SHE GOT THE BRUCE WILLIS SWAG ALL THE WAY TURNT UP.) ON THE RED CARPET LOOKIN LIKE YOU DECIDED YOUR LOOK FOR THE NIGHT WAS GONNA BE "COOL BELGIAN ARCHAEOLOGIST"
