SHE GOT A G UNIT! (SHOUTOUT TO SEXX BOOGIE)

THIS BITCH IS MAKIN YI-JIAN LING YANGPINGPANG (OR WHATEVER THAT LIL CHINK THAT WAS SEBN YURS OL AND TRIED TO BE IN THE OLYMPICS) LOOK LIKE SHE CAN'T EVEN DO A CARTWHEEL.

ITS TOO HOT TO DO THE WOP

WOWWWWWWW SONNNNNNN WOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

YO MY NIGGAS AT LOVE IN THE DUMPS SENT ME THIS IN AN EMAIL...



DOGS SOMETIMES I WATCH SHIT AND I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT REALLY IN THE SAME DIMENSION AS NIGGAS B. NAHMEAN? THIS MACAULAY CULKIN BITCH IS REALLY BOUT THIS SHIT! HOW COULD YOU BE DEAD SERIOUS WITH THIS?! "COWBOY HIPHOP?!" THATS LIKE A GUCCI MANE CONCERT SPONSORED BY THE KKK. SHIT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.

WHY THIS BITCH LOOK LIKE PETER PAN? WHY SHE MAKIN UP NAMES FOR SHIT? WINDOW WASHER? BASKETBALL? FUCK IS YOU TALKIN ABOUT? THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING BASKETBALL RELATED BITCH! LOOK AT MY SON IN THE BACK WITH THE COWBOY HAT GOIN 30% WIT IT...AND YO FOR THE RECORD I DIED AT 0:56...NIGGAS HAD TO COME IN WITH THE PADDLES AND REVIVE ME. WHERE DID THAT MUSIC COME FROM? WHAT YEAR IS THIS FROM? THIS BITCH DID THE ROGER RABBIT 5!!

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU WHITE PEOPLE.

THIS BITCH MUST BE A HERMAPHRODITE CUZ EVERYBODY ON HER DICK

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYBODY IS ON THIS BITCHES PENIS B? IS IT JUST TEENAGERS? THIS BITCH LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN MADONNA AND MARYLIN MANSON, WHO ARE TWO OF THE CRAZIEST WHITE PEOPLE SINCE GEORGE WASHINGTON (THAT NIGGA HAD WOOD TEETH B, THATS CRAZY)...ALSO, THIS BITCH IS BITING MADONNAS WHOLE FLOW, AM I OLD? AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICES THIS? YOU GOTTA BE 1O YURS OLD TO NOT KNOW WHO MADONNA IS THAT BITCH IS OLDER THAN THE LITTLE TUPPERWARE OF BEANS IN THE BACK OF MY FRIDGE THAT I FORGET TO THROW OUT! BASICALLY ALL YOU GOTTA DO TO BE A SUCCESSFUL POP STAR IS BE AN ASSHOLE, DRESS LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHILE TAKING YOURSELF OD SERIOUSLY AND SAY YOU'RE GAY? IF THAT'S THE CASE WHY ISN'T THIS NIGGA PLATINUM YET AND WINNIN GRAMMYS?

ANYWAY SHE FELL DOWN IN AN AIRPORT CUZ SHE WAS WEARING SOME AIR ASSHOLE MAX 95'S...BITCH WAS BASICALLY STANDING ON TWO FOAM BRICKS AFTER GETTING OFF A PLANE, YOU THOUGHT YOU WASN'T FINNA FALL? COME ON BITCH STOP THIS NONSENSE. SHE PROLLY GOT RIGHT BACK UP AND TRIED TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE SHE MEANT TO FALL AS PART OF HER "ART"...BITCH YOU MAKE BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC! FUCK IS ARTISTIC ABOUT THIS? IMA THROW THIS BITCH FACE IN THE WASTE BASKET.

AY LISTEN, BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU FUCKIN WITH OLD BITCHES.

LOOK AT THIS NIGGA ASHTON KUTCHER B! THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE THE ILL FUCKIN HERB...THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NIGGAS FUCK OLD BITCHES. OLD BITCHES DONT KNOW WHAT'S POPPIN IN THE STREETS CUZ THEY ALWAYS IN THE CRIB LIKE A OVEN MITT...SO WHEN YOU PUT ON A POLKA DOT BANDANA LIKE YOU'RE A LINE COOK AT A FUCKIN GAY DINER THE BITCH WON'T BE LIKE "YO YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE MY G, TAKE THAT SHIT OFF BEFORE WE GO OUT AND GET OUR PICTURE TAKEN TOGETHER." THEN YOU END UP WITH HER LIL KID THAT LOOK LIKE BRUCE WILLIS (LOOK AT THAT BITCH, SHE GOT THE BRUCE WILLIS SWAG ALL THE WAY TURNT UP.) ON THE RED CARPET LOOKIN LIKE YOU DECIDED YOUR LOOK FOR THE NIGHT WAS GONNA BE "COOL BELGIAN ARCHAEOLOGIST"

YOUNG BASED GOD

THIS LIL NIGGA WILL FUCK YA BITCH LIKE ITS NOTHIN

THE FREEZE AT 0:15 BE KILLIN ME EVERYTIME IM CRYIN RIGHT NOW

YO WHAT THE FUCK!!!! OWL CITY!? WHAT IS THAT?! I WANNA POWERBOMB THIS NIGGA OFF THE TRAIN PLATFORM ON 174

YO WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE?! DID YOU NIGGAS LISTEN TO THIS?! WHO IS THIS GUY? THIS IS ON THE RADIO?! NIGGAS LIKE THIS? WHO LIKES THIS? RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU LIKE THIS...AIGHT NOW KEEP EM UP SO I CAN NOT BE YOUR FRIEND AND BREAK YOUR FINGERS AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM SHITS.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN SING LIKE THIS NIGGA?? HOW DOES A NIGGA LARYNX PRODUCE THAT SOUND? THIS NIGGA SOUNDS LIKE A COMPUTER WITH BANGS AND A PUSSY! LIKE IF A LAPTOP HAD BANGS NIGGA AND HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN 7TH GRADE OF SCHOOL FOR COMPUTERS THAT DUMPED HIM AND HE NEVER GOT OVER IT...THATS WHAT THIS NIGGA SOUNDS LIKE. GET THIS NIGGA OUTTA HERE! LOOK AT THIS HERB ALL HUNCHED OVER THE FUCKIN KEYBOARD LOOKIN LIKE HE'S A RETARD TAKIN HIS FIRST UNASSISTED SHIT. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT B. I REALLY GOT ALOT TO LEARN ABOUT THE REST OF AMERICA DOGS BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER NOT ONCE HEARD THIS SONG COMING OUT OF ANY SPEAKER IN THE BRONX. NEVER NOT ONCE. DAMN B THERE'S GOTTA BE AN AUDIENCE FOR A SHOW THAT MAKES THESE NIGGAS FIGHT PITBULLS IN A CIRCLE OF FIRE, CAN I PRODUCE IT? I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE THAT WOULD BE INTO SOME SHIT LIKE THAT RIGHT?

I ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THAT WHOLE SHIT. I GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS NOW TO GET MY MIND RIGHT.

MERO MAILBAG 6/16 - "NOT SHININ"

YO I JUST WANNA SAY, SHOUTOUT TO JOHN. I OPENED UP THIS EMAIL AND HAD LAUGHJAM 2010.


allright, so the homie just got a fade after having dreads for the past 6 and 1/2 years.

Only problem is that he decided to get some wild fucked up star on the right side of his dome piece.

How should we, as his boys, respond?


HERE'S THE FLICK...

NORMALLY I WOULD FOLLOW THIS UP WITH "LMAOOOOOOOJECIIGSH8Y@*#^&897D" BUT I ALREADY DID ALL THAT AND DROOLED ON MY KEYBOARD LIKE GLEN DAVIS

LOOK AT THIS NIGGA FACE THOUGH! HE LOOK HYPE AS FUCK TO HAVE THAT SHIT HAIRTATTED ON HIS FUCKIN DOME...SMH B...IN THE WORDS OF MY UNCLE RIGO "OMMBEELEEBABOH"

WHAT THIS NIGGA DO? WALK IN LOOKIN LIKE ZIGGY MARLEY AND TELL THE BARBER "MI WAN OFF MI DRED BREDREN GWAN SHAVE DIS PON MI WIGGINTON" SHIT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE STAR FROM SPONGEBOB B!! DID THIS NIGGA FUCK THE BARBERS SISTER AND THINK HE GOT AWAY WITH IT? IS THERE A STORY BEHIND THIS? IF THERE AIN'T YOU NEED TO LOSE THAT NIGGAS BUSINESS CARD CUZ HE IS NOT WHATS POPPIN. NIGGA SHAVED A PREGNANT STARFISH ON YOUR MANS DOMICILE. TURRBL.


AS FAR AS WHAT YOU AS HIS TRUE HOMIES SHOULD DO, IF YOU REALLY VALUE THE NIGGA FRIENDSHIP AND HE'S YOUR HOMIE TILL THE END? Y'ALL SHOULD ALL DOWNLOAD THIS AND PLAY IT EVERYTIME THE NIGGA:

-WALKS INTO A ROOM

-HITS A BLUNT

-TAKES A SHOT

-SAYS HE DID SOMETHING OFFICIAL LIKE GET HIS DICK SUCKED IN HIS BOSSES OFFICE

-DOES ANYTHING



I WOULD LAUGH AT THIS NIGGA CONSTANTLY BUT TRY TO SAVE IT FOR WHEN YOU THROW THE MUSIC ON...IT'LL MAKE IT WAY FUNNIER.

LOOK AT THIS NIGGA MAN...

YOU KNOW...ALOTTA TIMES I'LL SEE A NIGGA OUTSIDE LOOKIN ALL FUCKED UP TALKIN TO HISSELF DRESSED LIKE WHAT HE PROBABLY THINKS IS A FEMALE...AND I'LL BE LIKE "THIS NIGGA IS CRAZY B"...WHEN ITS ACTUALLY THAT THE NIGGA IS A CRACKHEAD AND HE'S TRYIN TO APPEAL TO DESPERATE SEXUALLY CONFUSED NIGGAS AND GIVE BRAIN FOR $ FOR CRILZ.


BUT THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE...YO THIS NIGGA IS CRAZY B. HOMIE WAS "ON A MISSION" TO KILL BIN LADEN...FOR DOLO. WITH NIGHT VISION GOGGLES, A HANDGUN AND A SWORD. NIGGA ARE YOU SERIOUS? NIGGAS DONE BOMBED THE WHOLE MIDDLE EAST TO PIECES AND STILL AIN'T FIND THIS NIGGA!! YOU GONNA GO OUT THERE WITH LESS EQUIPMENT THAN WHAT I TAKE WITH ME TO SMOKE A BLUNT OUTSIDE AND FIND THIS NIGGA? SMH AT THIS NIGGA B. LOOK AT THIS NIGGA! HOMIE LOOKS LIKE JERRY GARCIA MOVED TO PESHAWAR AND FORGOT HIS COMB...AND THE NIGGA SISTER SAID HE NEEDED DIALYSIS EVERY WEEK OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. THIS AIN'T A MOVIE DOG! NIGGA WOULDA WENT UP TO THE WRONG A-RAB LOOKIN FOR BIN LADEN AND GOT HIS COCONUT BLOWN OFF WHILE HIS KIDNEYS FAILED.

BIN LADEN PROBABLY DEAD ALREADY B. IF HE'S NOT DEAD TELL THE NIGGA TO EMAIL OR HIT ME ON THE TWITTER AND I'LL FIGHT HIM ON PAYPERVIEW.

AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM

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MERO MAILBAG 6/11- "I HEARD THE BITCH GOT BOUT 3 ZEBRAS AND A MONKEY"

YO I'M GETTIN SOME MAIL NOW WHICH IS WASSUP, GOOD LOOKIN...IMA TRY TO GET TO ALL THESE SHITS SO DON'T EMAIL ME CRYIN & SHIT CALLIN ME RACIST AND SAYIN I HATE CHINESE PEOPLE AND SHIT LIKE THAT B. BE EASY. IM ONLY ONE MAN.



whattup son? so at my work alot of people talk way to much. mostly about other people on the job and then be crazy nice to them if they walk in... what is the proper way to deal with this? also alot of dusty ass mufuckas will just dip straight past the sink and out the bathroom after droppin duece or takin a piss....mad foul



I FEEL YOU, THE FUCKED UP PART IS ITS LIKE THAT EVERYWHERE MY DUDE, I WORKED EVERYWHERE FROM BODEGAS TO WALL ST. AND IT'S THE SAME WHENEVER YOU WORK WITH MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE B. SOMEBODY ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT SOME OTHER NIGGA, SOMETIMES YOU GET SOME IMPORTANT INFORMATION LIKE "THAT NIGGA GOT LEPROSY DON'T BORROW HIS IPOD" BUT MOST OF THE TIME IT'S SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW THEY DON'T LIKE THE PERSON CUZ THEY "DRESS FUNNY", OR THEY "THINK THEY'RE FUNNY AND THEY AREN'T" OR THE BEST ONE "SHE'S A BITCH"...SORRY TO BE STEREOTYPICAL (I'M NOT SORRY) BUT FEMALES AT WORK ARE THE WORST, I'M CURRENTLY CAUGHT IN BETWEEN TWO FEMALES WHO TAKE TURNS TELLING ME WHAT A BITCH THE OTHER ONE IS, WHEN SHE'S NOT THERE. BITCHES ALWAYS WANNA FEEL LIKE THEY IN A SOAP OPERA, BITCH YOU WORK AT THE FRAGRANCE COUNTER IN JCPENNEY, THIS IS NOT THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS.

WHAT'S THE MEANING B? WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THIS BITCH "STAY OUTTA MY FACE, I DON'T LIKE YOU" IMAGINE NIGGAS JUST DID THAT? I TOOK A CLASS WITH A NIGGA ONCE THAT WAS THE ILL CREEP NIGGA AND WOULD COME UP TO GIRLS WITH THE ILL RAPE FLOW LIKE "YOU LOOK REALLY SEXY TODAY"...I SAW HOW UNCOMFORTABLE BITCHES WOULD GET BUT NONE OF THEM NEVER SAID SHIT TO HIM, JUST TO OTHER BITCHES...SO I HAD TO BE LIKE "YO MY NIGGA YOUR WHOLE SWAG IS JUST RAPE, YOU GOT THAT CREEPY RAPE SWAG, YOU'RE SCARIN THESE BITCHES" AFTER THAT HE GAVE ME A POUND EVERYTIME HE CAME TO CLASS AND WOULD ASK ME FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO MINIMIZE HIS MOLESTER VIBES...SEE? IF MUTHAFUCKAS WERE HONEST AND UPFRONT GOSSIP WOULDN'T EXIST. THE ONLY PERSON GOSSIPING WOULD BE THE FAT GAY NIGGA WITH PINK HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE HE WORKS AT BESTBUY IN INDIANA EXCEPT HE GOT PINK HAIR AND OPENLY SUCKS DICKS...DIDN'T THAT NIGGA GET DUFFED OUT BY WILL I AM? ONLY A GAY NIGGA COULD GET AWAY WITH GETTING DUFFED BY WILL I AM AND STILL HAVE A CAREER.


AS FAR AS NIGGAS BEING DIRTBAGS, I'LL CALL A NIGGA OUT ON THAT. NIGGAS ALWAYS THINK IM JOKIN AROUND SO THEY DON'T GET OFFENDED BUT I'LL BE LIKE "YO YO YO...YO, YOU NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS MY G?" YOU JUST HANDLED YOUR BEEF MY NIGGA, YOU BOUT TO GO HAND NIGGAS PP GERMS? YOU NEVER WENT TO KINDYGARDEN B? COME ON THAT'S WILD BASIC.

THIS PORNO NIGGA "JUMPED" OFF A CLIFF?

*DEAD* WHY IS IT WHEN NIGGAS FALL OFF SHIT LIKE THAT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY IN A STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE WHEN HE THROWS A NIGGA OFF A ROOF AND IT'S OBVIOUSLY A DUMMY? MEMBER THAT SHIT? I DON'T REMEMBER THE MOVIE BUT HE HITS A NIGGA WITH A CAR AND THE NIGGA FLIES OUT THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING AND BOUNCES OFF THE TRUNK LOOKIN LIKE A DOLPHIN...THIS NIGGA LOOK LIKE HE WAS ABOUT TO GO DOWN A WATERSLIDE!! NIGGA WAS TRYNA CLIMB DOWN LIKE HE WAS GETTIN OFF SOME BLEACHERS, COME ON 5 THATS A CLIFF, YOU AIN'T AT A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME!! ANYWAY, ONCE AGAIN COPS KILLED THIS GAY NIGGA B. IT DON'T SAY ANYWHERE THAT HE WAS GAY BUT HE OBVIOUSLY A GAY PORN STAR...I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS NIGGA B NIGGA LOOKS LIKE HE WORKS AT A BOUTIQUE WITH THAT MUSTACHE. THATS THE "I BLOW DICKS FOR CHECKS" MUSTACHE B.

BUT YEAH DOGS, COPS ONCE AGAIN TASE A NIGGA ON THE EDGE OF SOMETHIN AND CAUSE HIM TO TASERSPAZ AND FALL FROM SOMEWHERE HIGH RIGHT ONTO HIS FUCKIN WIG. YOU TELLIN ME 11 COPS CAN'T JUST GRAB THIS LITTLE SKINNY NIGGA UP AND PUT HIM IN AN ANKLE LOCK WHILE ONE OF THE OTHER NIGGAS CUFFS HIM? COME ON DOGS, NIGGAS JUST WANTED TO SEE SOMEONE FALL OFF A CLIFF. SAME SHIT HAPPENED WITH SOME NIGGA JUMPIN OFF THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE, IT WAS LIKE 5 COPS ON THE NIGGA AND HE BROKE THEM AND JUMPED OFF? COME ON B, WHO IS THIS DUDE? FUCKIN JEROME BETTIS? THESE NIGGAS BE LITTLE FRAIL MENTAL CASES!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET THE NIGGAS THAT GOT BEAT UP IN HIGHSCHOOL CLIMB A ROPE AND JUMP SOME HURDLES AND GIVE THEM A GUN AND A BADGE AFTER THEY PASS A BABY TEST. NIGGAS BE NERVOUS AND WOULD RATHER SHOOT A NIGGA FROM 20 FT AWAY THAN ACTUALLY GET AT A NIGGA AND PUNCH HIM INTO SUBMISSION OR YOKE THE NIGGA UP OR SUMM. IF THIS NIGGA DIDN'T SUCK DICKS FOR A LIVING AL SHARPTON WOULD BE ALL OVER THIS SHIT.

KAT SMACKS

SHOUTOUT TO SKIP FROM SDTW FOR EMAILING ME THIS LINK.

IDK IF YALL NIGGAS KNOW BUT THERE'S A BITCH NAMED KAT STACKS THAT DOES WHAT BASICALLY EVERY OTHER BITCH IN THE WORLD DOES...FUCK NIGGAS AND TALK ABOUT IT. THE MORE FAMOUS THEY ARE THE MORE SHE TALKS ABOUT IT...DIFFERENCE IS INSTEAD OF TELLING HER HOMEGIRL IN THE PRIVACY OF HER LIVINGROOM WHILE THEY PAINT EACHOTHER TOENAILS AND SMOKE BOWLS THIS BITCH TELLS THE WHOLE PLANET VIA TWITTER AND YOUTUBE AND EVERY OTHER INTERNET WEBSITE SHE CAN GET ON HER NETBOOK.

SHE'S GETTING MAD PLAY NOW CUZ SHE FUCKED A BUNCH OF RAPPERS AND TALKS ABOUT HOW NIGGAS GOT LITTLE DICKS AND ARE BROKE AND WHO BALLS STINK OR WHAT HAVE YOU.

SO "FABOLOUS BROTHER" RUNS UP ON HER IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE AN AIRPORT BAR AND SMACKS HER GRILLATIN OFF HER NECK. I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE PART WHERE I COMMENT ON THE VIDEO BUT I CAN'T..."WHY NOT MERO?"

BECAUSE SOMEBODY GOT A MOTOROLA DYNATAC PHONE WITH THE FIRST VIDEO CAMERA EVER THAT RECORDS IN "I DRANK A PINT OF PROMETH AND SMOKED 12 BLUNTS BEFORE I ATE THESE 3 XANAX-VISION" NIGGA IF YOU GONNA RECORD SOMEONE GETTIN SLAPPED AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET CAN YOU USE A CAMERA THAT AIN'T THE SHIT FROM THE FLINTSTONES WITH A BIRD INSIDE THE SHIT THAT MAKES THE PICTURE? IF THIS BITCH IS TALKIN ABOUT HOW NIGGAS ARE BROKE THIS IS REINFORCING THAT TO THE FULLEST B. IF I EVER BLOW UP I'M BUYIN ALL MY NIGGAS THE LATEST BLACKBERRIES TO AVOID THIS TYPE OF EMBARRASSMENT.

AS FAR AS THE NIGGA SMACKIN THE BITCH LIKE THAT...I'M NOT WIT IT. SHORTY WAS TALKIN ALL CRAZY ABOUT FUCKIN NIGGAS BUT SO WHAT? YOU KNOW HOW MANY BITCHES I DONE FUCKED THAT PROBABLY HATE MY GUTS AND TALK SHIT ABOUT ME TO SO MANY PEOPLE THE SHIT MIGHT AS WELL BE ON YOUTUBE? I DON'T GO AROUND SMACKIN BITCHES. I ALSO WOULDN'T ASSAULT A BITCH ON CAMERA. SHE COULD TAKE THIS SHIT TO COURT...WAIT NO SHE CANT CUZ FABOLOUS JR. SET THE SHIT TO "I DIDNT CLEAN MY FISHTANK" LENS MODE. THIS BITCH IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT, SHE'S THE NEW SUPERHEAD...REMEMBER SUPERHEAD? THAT BITCH IS SO WASHED UP SHE HIT ME ON THE TEXT LIKE "YO NAMEDROP ME ON THE BLOG ILL SUCK YO DICK" (THERE YOU GO I JUST DID). THIS BITCH IS A BIRD B, BIRDS CHIRP. AND APOLOGIZE TO BOW WOW?...BOW WOW?! THAT NIGGA NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME FOR LIVIN.

MERO MAILBAG 6/4: "HANDLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN"

WATTUP Y'ALL I'M GOIN IN TODAY B, ITS FUCKIN 90 OUTSIDE I GOT THE AC ON BLAST DRINKIN FRAPPUCINOS IN THIS BITCH NIGGA WITH MY PINKIE UP.


yo mero, my best friend i grew up with started fucking the chick i've been trying to get down with for a while. and the tricky thing is shes on all on him, and homies just going with it for the pussy. ive talked to both of them about it and baby girl pretty much told me i was in friend zone and was like "aw i love you blah blah blah i love being with you, i dont wanna be with you like that but i need you in my life", my dudes like "eh fuck do you want me to do man, shes coming onto me." what do you think man


WATCH THIS...





SO THERE YOU HAVE IT MY NIGGA...I UNDERSTAND YOU FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY ABOUT THE BROAD BUT IF SHE SEES THAT AND STILL WANTS TO FUCK YOUR MAN, THEN LET YOUR MAN FUCK. IF YOUR HOMIE IS A TRUE FRIEND HE'LL HAVE SHORTY OVER AND COME THROUGH WITH ANOTHER BITCH AND Y'ALL ALL GET WILD FUCKED UP AND HE SHOULD INITIATE TRIZ. THEN YOU CAN RUN UP IN SHORTY CHEEKS AND TAKE PICTURES WITH YA CAMERA PHONE AND WHEN SHE TRY TO ACT ALL CRAZY AND NOT LET YOU BEAT SHOW HER THE PICTURE OF YOUR PP IN HER MOUTH. THEN YOU CAN BASICALLY PIPE WHENEVER YOU WANT ON SOME BLACKMAIL SHIT...CHILL THAT'S KINDA LIKE RAPE, NEVERMIND. I'M NOT TRYIN TO CATCH A DIGITAL CASE. THE FIRST PART IS A GOOD IDEA, CUZ IF SHE'S INTO YOUR MAN LIKE THAT THEN HE GOT THE PUSSY CONTROL PANEL MY NIGGA AND HE CAN BE LIKE "WE BOTH FUCKIN"...AND IF YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT TYPE OF WILD TRIZ DP SHIT JUST BE LIKE "IMA FUCK FIRST" AND YOU CAN TAKE SHORTY INTO THE ROOM AND MAKE LOVE TO IT ON SOME NERD SHIT AND THEN LEAVE WHEN YOUR BOY COMES TO VIOLATE CHEEKS.


YOU GOT A CAR? YOU GIVE THIS BITCH RIDES? OR DISCOUNTS SOMEWHERE? IS YOUR FRIENDSHIP USEFUL TO HER? CUZ 90% OF THE TIME WHEN A BITCH IS LIKE "I REALLY NEED YOU, JUST NOT FOR DICK" ITS CUZ YOU WORK AT A SHOE STORE AND GOT 75% ALL MERCHANDISE OR YOU JUST BE SITTIN AROUND WAITIN FOR HER TO CALL TO GIVE HER A RIDE SOMEWHERE OR LIGHT UP WEED OR SOMETHIN. CUT THAT BITCH OFF FROM THOSE TYPES OF SITUATIONS AND WATCH HER FLIP AND WANNA SUCK YOUR HOMEBOY DICK OUTTA SPITE.


UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU BE MAD AT YOUR HOMEBOY, CUZ THEN YOU LOOK LIKE PRETTY TONY, MAD FOR NO REASON. A BITCH IS A BITCH IS A BITCH, SO DON'T SWEAT IT.

WARNING: DO NOT WATCH WHILE HIGH PART 2 - "UFO BITCH SUCK MY DICK LIKE A MARTIAN"

I MIGHT BE LATE ON THIS B BUT HOLY SHIT...IS THIS NIGGA ME? I SWEAR IF I EVER GOT SIGNED TO A RECORD LABEL ID BE IN THE STUDIO ON 17 XANAX WITH A QP OF SOUR GETTIN ROLLED UP DRINKIN HENNY OUT A BABY BOTTLE AND YELLIN "WHOO!!...WHOO!!" WHEN THE ENGINEER SAY TO DO MY ADLIBS...

I GOT BITCHES CUH!!! AWW DAMN I GOT BITCHES AWW DAMN I GOT BITCHES AWWAAGH...FACK!!

WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THIS WHILE HIGH.

SO I TRIED TO WATCH THIS HIGH AND ALMOST CHOKED ON AIR B.