YO HIT ME UP AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM IDINN TOLD YALL NIGGAS!!!
I grew up in the BX until I was about 8, then we moved to Ohio, and suddenly had money. I don't live in Ohio anymore nor do we have the same amount, but we're middle class. At what point did I lose my hoodpass? It's unclear to me when it happened, but when I go back up to NY I get looks like I'm lost.
IM SAYIN, IM ASSUMING YOU AT LEAST 18 WHICH MEANS YOU BEEN GONE FOR A DECADE OR MORE, IN WHICH CASE YOU MIGHT BE GETTIN WEIRD LOOKS CUZ NIGGAS DONT KNOW YOU...YOU KNOW? I MEAN UNLESS YOU DRESSED LIKE CHRIS BROWN ON HIS NEW ALBUM COVER (WHICH IMA TOUCH ON LATER) THEN YOU PROBABLY JUST GETTIN "WHO IS THIS NIGGA ON MY BLOCK?" LOOKS, WHICH EVEN KIMBO WOULD GET IF HE WAS ON THE WRONG BLOCK. BEING MIDDLE CLASS DON'T EVEN MEAN YOU LOSE YOUR HOOD PASS, BEING GONE OUT THE HOOD FOR A MILLENIUM AND COMIN BACK SOUNDIN LIKE YOUR FROM BOULDER COLORADO IS WHAT MAKES YOU LOSE YOUR HOOD PASS MY NIGGA...THAT AND BEING WHITE. THERES ONE SPECIFIC BLOCK IN KINGSBRIDGE I CHILL ON AND THERES ONLY ONE WHITE DUDE FOR MILES, DUDE DOESNT GET BEAT UP BUT AS SOON AS HOMIE STEPS ON THE BLOCK ITS "YO MY NIGGA YOU SWAGGERLESS" "YO THIS NIGGA LOOK LIKE ROBIN THICKE BOYFRIEND" "YO MY NIGGA YOU SMELL LIKE IRISH" AND HE BASICALLY GOTTA SUCK IT UP CUZ THE FUCK IS HE GONNA DO? FIGHT EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE HOOD? SO TO ME THATS NOT HAVIN A HOODPASS. WHAT IM BASICALLY SAYIN IS, IF YOU'RE WHITE YOU'RE FUCKED, AND IF YOU'RE NOT WHITE YOU GOTTA STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE OR AT LEAST KEEP IN TOUCH WITH NIGGAS OR YOUR HP WILL EXPIRE AND YOU'RE OPEN TO BEATDOWNS/ROBBERIES.
IF YOU'RE WHITE AND REALLY WANT THAT HP REAL BAD YOU COULD AVOID ALL THIS BY HAVIN A MINORITY ESCORT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO NIGGAS AND BE LIKE THIS IS MY MAN "WHITE ______" YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE THE ONLY WP AROUND AND WILL HAVE "WHITE" IN FRONT OF YOUR NAME REGARDLESS SO EMBRACE IT IT MEANS YOU'VE BEEN ACCEPTED. ALSO, THIS WILL NOT WORK IF YOU HAVE GAUGED EARS, A SEPTUM PIERCING, A MOHAWK THATS 2 FEET HIGH, OR TATTOOS OF ANYTHING BESIDES DEAD PEOPLE AND GANGS. ANY COMBINATION OF THOSE THINGS WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE HP CANCELLATION...UNLESS YOU CARRY A LOADED WEAPON WITH YOU BUT THATS MAD EXTRA JUST TO DRINK COGNAC AND SMOKE WEED IN FRONT OF A BUILDING WITH SOME NIGGAS THAT'LL END UP FIGHTING IN 2 HOURS ANYWAY.
