IMA START AN ALL MINORITY WINE TASTING LEAGUE.

WOWWWWW!! SOME WHITE DUDES ARE APPARENTLY UPSET ABOUT THE NBA STANDING FOR "NUTHIN BUT AFRICANS" AND ARE TRYING TO START THEY OWN NBA AND HAVE IT STAND FOR "NO BLACKS ALLOWED". ITS FUNNY CUZ THE HEADLINE SAYS IT "SPARKS A BACKLASH" LIKE SOME SHIT LIKE THIS WOULD JUST GO OVER MAD SMOOTH LIKE THE WNBA.


THERES MAD REASONS THIS SHIT WOULD FLOP HARDER THAN ED HARDY HAND SANITIZER, ONE OF WHICH IS THAT THERE'S ALREADY AN NBA AND ALL 8 GOOD WHITE BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE THERE AND ALTHOUGH YOU'RE A WHITE GUY COMMISIONER OF WHITE PEOPLE BASKETBALL LEAGUE, I DOUBT GOOD CREDIT IS GONNA CONVINCE A NIGGA LIKE STEVE NASH WHO'S MAKIN A BILLION DOLLARS A WEEK TO PLAY FOR YOU FOR A GOOD DEAL ON A CAMRY AND A "SENSIBLE SALARY".


SECONDLY, GOOD WHITE BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE HARD TO FIND B, HARDER THAN FINDING OUT WHATS IN BIN LADEN'S BEARD...FURTHERMORE, FINDING A GOOD WHITE BASKETBALL PLAYER THAT CAN JUMP OVER A PHONEBOOK WITHOUT A RUNNING START IS IMMPOSSIBLE. I THINK THERE'S BEEN 2 IN THE HISTORY OF THE NBA.


THIRDLY, THE GAMES WOULD BE BORING AS FUCK!!!! UNLESS EACH GAME WAS 20 MINUTES LONG WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO WATCH 48 MINUTES OF LAYUPS AND JUMPSHOTS? WHATS THE HIGHLIGHT REEL GONNA LOOK LIKE? "TOP 10 FREE THROWS OF THE WEEK!"...THATS WHAT THE WNBA IS AND IM NOT EVEN SURE THAT SHIT EXISTS ANYMORE ONE OF YALL NIGGAS GOOGLE IT...NOBODY WOULD GO TO THE GAMES CUZ THE SHITS WOULD BASICALLY BE A KKK RALLY AND NOBODY WOULD WANT TO ENDORSE THE SHIT CUZ IT WOULD BE LIKE ENDORSING AUSCHWITZ...IM SAYIN THOUGH, NEW BALANCE WOULD BE THE UNOFFICIAL SPONSOR CUZ YOU KNOW THATS THE WHITE GUY STANDARD ISSUE ATHLETIC SHOE, FOR ANY MUTHAFUCKIN SPORT. THEY WOULD ALSO SELL MAD SPORT GOGGLES AND KNEEPADS AND PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT, SO MAYBE MODELLS WOULD SPONSOR THEM, BUT I DOUBT IT.



WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE JUST STAY IN YOUR LANE. IM SORRY DOMINICANS TOOK OVER BASEBALL AND BLACK PEOPLE TOOK OVER FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL. YOU NIGGAS SHOULD JUST ALL RALLY BEHIND HOCKEY AND UFC OR SOME SHIT. YALL CAN HAVE THAT CUZ THAT SHIT IS BORING AND CORNY OR BORING AND CORNY. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TIGER GAVE YALL GOLF BACK!! START A ROCKCLIMBING OR HIKING LEAGUE B, FUCK UP OUTTA HERE TRYNA RECLAIM THE IMPORTANT SPORTS, WE GOT THIS.

BUSTA RHYMES: "THERES ONLY 5 YEARS LEFT!!! HAUGHA!! HAH!!"

YO REMEMBER AT THE END OF "EVERYTHING REMAINS RAW" WHERE BUSTA SAID THAT? THAT WAS LIKE 95 RIGHT? ARE YOU NIGGAS SERIOUS? WHY ARE NIGGAS TALKIN ABOUT 2012 IS GONNA BE THE APOCALYPSE? CAN YOU NIGGAS SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS END OF THE WORLD SHIT? THE WORLD IS NOT FINNA END ANYTIME SOON B, STOP JOCKIN GOD LIKE HE'S GONNA BACKSPACE ALL THIS SHIT ON SOME SPECIFIC YEAR AND SHIT CUZ OF SOME SHIT SOME GAY RUSSIAN NIGGA WROTE IN A NOVEL ABOUT BEARDS AND WINE AND SHIT. HE'S PROBABLY SITTIN NEXT TO JESUS LIKE "YO THESE NIGGAS ARE SUCKIN ME OD RIGHT NOW! EVERY FIVE YEARS NIGGAS THINK IMA BLOW UP THE EARF" AND JESUS IS LIKE "WORD, NIGGAS ARE CRAZY, WE GOOD THOUGH LET THESE NIGGAS SWEAT, YO LETS DO ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI!! I WANNA SEE JAYZ ON A TELETHON" THEN HIM AND GOD GIVE EACHOTHER A # AND LAUGH LIKE "AHHHAHA NIGGAS BOUT TO BE SICK!!"


WASN'T THE WORLD SUPPOSED TO END IN 1900? THEN AGAIN IN 2000? WASNT THE SHIT SUPPOSED TO END IN 2001 TOO? SO IN YEARS THAT END IN A NUMBER NIGGAS ARE GONNA WRITE 20 BOOKS AND MAKE "THE END OF THE WORLD" A HOT TOPIC? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE B! THEN NIGGAS GOT BORED WITH THAT AND THE BEST THEY COULD COME UP WITH WAS TIGER WOODS GETTIN HIS PUTTER WET...IF THE WORLD END IN 2012 YOU CAN PRINT THIS OUT AND BRING IT TO ME AND ILL GIVE YOU NOT SHIT, CUZ THE WORLD IS OVER NIGGA AND YOU GOT NO CONTINUES.


THEN I HEARD THIS OLD PUERTO RICAN DOPE FIEND NIGGA AT THE BARBERSHOP TALKIN ABOUT THE EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI MEANT THE APOCALYPSE IS APPROACHING...NO DADDY CRANKEE, THE EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI MEANS THERE WAS A FUCKIN EARTHQUAKE IN HAITI. THERES EARTHQUAKES SOMETIMES, AND THEY HAPPEN ON EARTH, THATS WHY THEY CALLED EARTHQUAKES. I LEARNED THAT SHIT IN LIKE 4TH GRADE. NIGGAS NEED TO STOP BEIN SUCKAS AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A METEOR HITTIN EARTH OR DENNIS QUAID TELLING NIGGAS NEW YORK IS GONNA FREEZE AND IMA BE IN THE LIBRARY WITH JAKE GYLENHALL GAY ASS CATCHIN HYPOTHERMIA ALL NERVOUS.


SO YO, NIGGAS NEED TO JUST LIVE THEY LIFE AND STOP WORRYIN ABOUT SHIT THEY GOT NO CONTROL OVER, WORRY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU GONNA PUT A CONDOM ON OR QUIT SMOKIN OR SHARE NEEDLES WITH THAT NIGGA THAT LOOK LIKE MUMRA...SHIT YOU CAN DO TO PREVENT YOUR DEATH, CUZ IF THE WORLD IS FINNA END YOU AINT GONNA BE ABLE TO PREDICT IT...AND IF YOU NIGGAS DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS SHIT IMA HIT KIM JONG ILL ON THE TWITTER AND TELL HIM AMERICA SAID HE'S PUSSY AND HE LOOK LIKE A LITTLE FAT ASIAN ELVIS IF ELVIS WAS A SMALL KOREAN LESBIAN INSTEAD OF A FAT RACIST TALENTLESS WHITE DUDE. THEN YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PREDICT THE APOCALYPSE BY FOLLOWIN MY TWITTER...SO FOLLOW MY TWITTER @THEKIDMERO!!!! MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!

MERO MAILBAG 1/21 "MONEY LOOKIN HAPPY WITH HIS WIFE BUT WE TRIZZED THAT!!"

Dear mero,

My girlfriend goes to college 10 million miles away..I don't go to college..so I fuck a lot of other hoes behind her back. I met this one bitch thru a mutual friend a couple months ago..cool ass bitch..and her booty look like 2 official size NBA basketballs put together..I been pipin' on a regular basis for almost a month now..but last night I was textin her n shit..and she starts tellin me that she a freak n stuff...so I text her like "yea? What's the wildest shit u ever done" and she was like "I don't wanna tell u I don't want u to think different of me" so I told her I don't care ima nasty nigga! She text me back sayin she had a foursome once..that's not THAT bad right? Wrong..she text me again and said it was her and 3 dudes. =o.....yea nigga..if I was drinkin coffee I woulda spit that shit all over my fuckin wall..this hoes is real attached now..how the fuck am I supposed to tell this bitch I don't want anything to do with her hoe ass??

FIRST OF ALL IM DYIN AT THIS BITCH TELLIN YOU SHE HAD A "4SOME" WHEN EFFECTIVELY THE BITCH GOT TRIZZED, EARLY. IF YOU'RE A BITCH AND 3 NIGGAS SIMULSMASHED THEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE A "4SOME"...NIGGAS RAN TRIZZ ON YOU. (FOR YOU NIGGAS THAT AREN'T FROM THE BRONX TRIZZ IS TRAIN IE: GETTIN A TRAIN RAN ON YOU AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A TRAIN IS YOU NEED TO WATCH WARRIORS OR SUMM)

IF YOU WANNA DEAD HER, WHICH I GUESS IS UP TO YOU, BUT IS A BAD LOOK CUZ A BITCH THATS A SLUT LIKE THAT PROBABLY GOT SLUT FRIENDS AND I CAN TELL YOU FROM EXPERIENCE BEING IN A ROOM WITH 2 OR 3 SLUTS AND SOME HENNESSY AND SOME KINDA NARCOTICS IS UP THERE IN THE "WHATS POPPIN" CATEGORY. USUALLY THE NIGHT WILL END LIKE ONE OF THOSE OLD FREESTYLE SESSIONS ON HOT97 WHERE LIKE ROCAFELLA OR THE LOX WOULD GO UP THERE AND EVERYONE WOULD GET ON THE MIC AND FREESTYLE EXCEPT YOUR DICK IS THE MIC AND THESE BITCHES ARE THE LOX, YOU CAN CALL THE BITCH WITH THE WORST HEADGAME SHEEK LOUCH AND MAKE HER GO FIRST...TELL FLEX TO DROP A BOMB ON IT.

BUT YOU WANNA GET RID OF THE BITCH AND IMA GIVE YOU 5 DIFFERENT OPTIONS CUZ I KNOW NIGGAS NEED OPTIONS, THERE'S A PIZZA PLACE BY MY CRIB THAT ONLY SERVES PIZZA AND BEEF PATTIES...WHATS REALLY GOOD WITH THAT B? IMA EAT PIZZA EVERY NIGHT? WHAT IF I WANT A FUCKIN STROMBOLI OR SOME SHIT B NO HOMO? SHIT IS MADE OUTTA PIZZA INGREDIENTS YOU NIGGAS IS JUST WILD LAZY, NIGGAS NEED TO GET SOME MEXICANS ON DECK...ANYWAY LEMME PUT YOU ON.

1) YOU CAN TELL HER YOU GOT A GIRL, THIS MIGHT NOT WORK BECAUSE IF SHE'S REALLY A SLUT SHE PROLLY NOT GONNA GIVE A FUCK. UNLESS SHE'S ONE OF THOSE DELUSIONAL HOES THAT WANTS A NIGGA TO ACCEPT HER HOEOSITY AND KEEP LOVIN IT, LIKE MY SON EDDIE WINSLOW AND SUPAHEAD. IF THAT WORKS READ NO FURTHER, IF IT DON'T...

2) TELL HER YOU GOT AN STD, AGAIN THIS MIGHT NOT WORK CUZ ANY TRUE HO KNOWS THAT MOST STD'S ARE BULLSHIT AND CAN BE CURED WITH A PILL OR SOME KINDA FROZEN METAL THING THAT BURNS THEM PP WARTS OFF. YOU DEFINITELY DON'T WANNA SAY YOU GOT THE GERM CUZ SHE'LL MAKE A FACEBOOK GROUP BLOWIN YOU UP AND POST THE SHIT ON DONTDOITGIRL.COM.

3)IF THAT DON'T WORK DO SOMETHIN CRAZY LIKE SHITTIN ON YOURSELF AT THE BAR, LIKE LITERALLY SHIT IN YOUR PAMPER...OR START TALKIN TO YOURSELF, AGAIN THIS IS SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA DO CUZ BITCHES TALK. BUT YO, IF YOU GOT MORE OF A REPUTATION THAN SHE DOES YOU COULD JUST BE LIKE "YOU CRAZY? I WOULD NEVER SHIT ON MYDELF NIGGA! THAT BITCH JUST MAD CUZ I AIN'T WANNA FUCK HER CUZ 8 NIGGAS RAN TRIZZ ON HER IN MCDONALDS PARKIN LOTIN A JETTA"...HYPERBOLE IS NECESSARY AND YOU GOTTA MULTIPLY THE NUMBER OF NIGGAS THAT TRIZZED SO NIGGAS WONT THINK YOU'RE WILD SHERM...CUZ MOST NIGGAS WOULD BE LIKE "WHOA SHE'S THE ILL SMUT, BRING HER THROUGH!"

4)CALL UP WIFEY, TELL ER...GET EM GIRL! YOU COULD SIC YOUR GIRL ON THIS BITCH AND PRETEND LIKE SHE'S THROWIN THE CHOCKY AT YOU AND YOU MAD INNOCENT AND DISTRAUGHT. IDK HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT FAKE CRYIN BUT CALL THE BITCH UP FAKE CRYIN AND BE LIKE "BABY IM SO ANGRY!" THEN TELL HER SHORTY IS TRYING TO GET YOU TO PIPE THE CHEEKS. THEN THE SHIT IS OUTTA YOUR HANDS.

5)PUNCH THIS BITCH IN THE FACIAL, THIS IS THE "BREAK THE GLASS IN CASE OF SPRUNG BITCH EMERGENCY" MANEUVER B. IF YOU PUNCH A BITCH IN THE GRILLATIN THEN SHE PROLLY WILL NOT WANT TO FUCK WITH YOU NO MORE, JUST DON'T DO THIS IF SHE'S WHITE CUZ SHE'LL CALL PO AND HER POPS IS THE ADA AND HE'LL PROSECUTE YA JORDANS OFF. ANY OTHER SPECIES OF BITCH THEN SWING FOR THE FENCES HOMIE, IF YOU SMACK SHORTY LIPGLOSS OFF HER FACE SHE IS NOT GONNA TEXT YOU OR CALL YOU NO MORE AT LEAST UNTIL THE SWELLING GOES DOWN WHICH GIVES YOU TIME TO CHANGE YOUR NUMBER.

TRY IT B, YOU AINT EVEN GOTTA REPORT BACK CUZ I KNOW ONE OF THESE SOLUTIONS IS FINNA SOLUTE...AND YO, YOU NEED TO HIT THAT CLINIC UP IF YOU FUCKED THIS BITCH RAWDINGO. ALSO, CALL ME D'ANTONI IM GIVIN THIS BITCH A DNPB* (COACHES DECISION) CUZ THATS THE QUICK WAY TO GET THE GERMINGTON.

*DO NOT PEANUT BUTTER

MERO MAILBAG 1/15 "FUCK THE HOOD BUT IM STILL IN THE HOOD"

YO HIT ME UP AXEDAKID@YAHOO.COM IDINN TOLD YALL NIGGAS!!!




I grew up in the BX until I was about 8, then we moved to Ohio, and suddenly had money. I don't live in Ohio anymore nor do we have the same amount, but we're middle class. At what point did I lose my hoodpass? It's unclear to me when it happened, but when I go back up to NY I get looks like I'm lost.




IM SAYIN, IM ASSUMING YOU AT LEAST 18 WHICH MEANS YOU BEEN GONE FOR A DECADE OR MORE, IN WHICH CASE YOU MIGHT BE GETTIN WEIRD LOOKS CUZ NIGGAS DONT KNOW YOU...YOU KNOW? I MEAN UNLESS YOU DRESSED LIKE CHRIS BROWN ON HIS NEW ALBUM COVER (WHICH IMA TOUCH ON LATER) THEN YOU PROBABLY JUST GETTIN "WHO IS THIS NIGGA ON MY BLOCK?" LOOKS, WHICH EVEN KIMBO WOULD GET IF HE WAS ON THE WRONG BLOCK. BEING MIDDLE CLASS DON'T EVEN MEAN YOU LOSE YOUR HOOD PASS, BEING GONE OUT THE HOOD FOR A MILLENIUM AND COMIN BACK SOUNDIN LIKE YOUR FROM BOULDER COLORADO IS WHAT MAKES YOU LOSE YOUR HOOD PASS MY NIGGA...THAT AND BEING WHITE. THERES ONE SPECIFIC BLOCK IN KINGSBRIDGE I CHILL ON AND THERES ONLY ONE WHITE DUDE FOR MILES, DUDE DOESNT GET BEAT UP BUT AS SOON AS HOMIE STEPS ON THE BLOCK ITS "YO MY NIGGA YOU SWAGGERLESS" "YO THIS NIGGA LOOK LIKE ROBIN THICKE BOYFRIEND" "YO MY NIGGA YOU SMELL LIKE IRISH" AND HE BASICALLY GOTTA SUCK IT UP CUZ THE FUCK IS HE GONNA DO? FIGHT EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE HOOD? SO TO ME THATS NOT HAVIN A HOODPASS. WHAT IM BASICALLY SAYIN IS, IF YOU'RE WHITE YOU'RE FUCKED, AND IF YOU'RE NOT WHITE YOU GOTTA STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE OR AT LEAST KEEP IN TOUCH WITH NIGGAS OR YOUR HP WILL EXPIRE AND YOU'RE OPEN TO BEATDOWNS/ROBBERIES.



IF YOU'RE WHITE AND REALLY WANT THAT HP REAL BAD YOU COULD AVOID ALL THIS BY HAVIN A MINORITY ESCORT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO NIGGAS AND BE LIKE THIS IS MY MAN "WHITE ______" YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE THE ONLY WP AROUND AND WILL HAVE "WHITE" IN FRONT OF YOUR NAME REGARDLESS SO EMBRACE IT IT MEANS YOU'VE BEEN ACCEPTED. ALSO, THIS WILL NOT WORK IF YOU HAVE GAUGED EARS, A SEPTUM PIERCING, A MOHAWK THATS 2 FEET HIGH, OR TATTOOS OF ANYTHING BESIDES DEAD PEOPLE AND GANGS. ANY COMBINATION OF THOSE THINGS WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE HP CANCELLATION...UNLESS YOU CARRY A LOADED WEAPON WITH YOU BUT THATS MAD EXTRA JUST TO DRINK COGNAC AND SMOKE WEED IN FRONT OF A BUILDING WITH SOME NIGGAS THAT'LL END UP FIGHTING IN 2 HOURS ANYWAY.

WE ALL USE ADOBO THOUGH SO ITS ALL LOVE

FIRST OFF MY BAD CUZ I STARTED THE NEW YEAR OFF WITHOUT SAYIN HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YALL SO HAPPY NEW YEAR AND FOLLOW THROUGH WITH YA RESOLUTIONS CUZ I AINT.

SO YO, YOU KNOW I GOT THE MERO MAILBAG ON DECK AND I CHECK IT (ALMOST) EVERYDAY...AND USUALLY IT HAS QUESTIONS FROM NIGGAS IN NEED OF ADVICE BUT TODAY I GOT THIS...

Puerto Ricans were the first Latinos in NYC. And dominated it for a while, so much so that Ricans were synonymous with NYC (Nuyoricans). Til y'all Dominicans came in and took it over. Then Ricans got mad. And now you mad that Mexicans are moving in. You SICK! Talk about that.

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

MEXICANS ARE NOT POPPING AT ALL IN NYC RIGHT NOW, BEING MEXICAN IS NOT COOL, WHEREAS BEING DOMINICAN IS COOL AS FUCK AND WILL GET YOU PUSSY. MEXICANS HAVE LITTLE AREAS WHERE THEY THRIVE, USUALLY IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO A LUMBER YARD OR A PIZZERIA, WHICH IS WHERE MOST OF THESE NIGGAS WORK. FROM THE WEST OR MIDWEST ITS EASY TO MAKE THE MISTAKE AND THINK THAT MEXICANS ARE "TAKING OVER" OUR SHIT HERE IN NEW YORK. BUT THIS IS JUST TO INFORM YOU ITS NOT GOIN DOWN LIKE THAT. THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUERTO RICANS, DOMINICANS, AND MEXICANS IS THIS...

PUERTO RICANS: COME HERE FOR GOOD. THEY FLY OVER HERE AND NEVER LOOK BACK. EVENTUALLY THEY MARRY A WHITE LADY AND BECOME WHITE OR A BLACK LADY AND BECOME BLACK. ITS LIKE A MAGICAL TRANSFORMATION.

DOMINICANS: COME HERE, GET MONEY BEING SUPERS, BARBERS, MECHANICS, BASEBALL PLAYERS, BODEGUEROS ETC...THEN THEY BUY A GIANT HOUSE AND SOME HAITIANS BACK HOME, THEN RETIRE TO THEY GIANT HOUSE AND SIT ON FURNITURE MADE OUT OF HAITIANS WHILE SOME OTHER HAITIANS BRING THEM FRESH PICKED MANGOS. WE ALSO SELL COKE TO WHITE PEOPLE, AND BLACK PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT INTO CRACK TO SELL TO OTHER BLACK PEOPLE.

MEXICANS: COME HERE AND TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT, GET JOBS DOMINICANS WOULDNT DO FOR TWICE AS MUCH MONEY BECAUSE WE'RE PROUD, AND PUERTO RICANS WOULDNT DO BECAUSE THEY'RE LAZY...THEN THEY SEND EVERY SINGLE PENNY BACK HOME EXCEPT THE MONEY THEY NEED TO GET BEER AND HOOKERS AND A DOWNPAYMENT ON A SHITTY HOUSE. IN 30 YEARS WHEN THEY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PUT THE DOWNPAYMENT ON A SHITTY HOUSE IN A SHITTY PART OF YONKERS OR SOMETHING, THEY GET THE HOUSE AND THE OTHER 47 MEMBERS OF THEY IMMEDIATE FAMILY COME MOVE IN AND GET JOBS AT THE SAME PIZZERIA/LUMBER YARD. THEN THE BLACK PEOPLE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD ROB THEM EVERY PAYDAY.


THATS BASICALLY IT MY NIGGA, HOPE YOU GAINED SOME INSIGHT INTO RACE RELATIONS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS SHIT WAS POSED TO BE ABOUT.

MERO MAILBAG 1/4 INTRODUCIN THE CRAIGS...LIST...KILLAAAA!!!!

yo seriously the blog is on the right track congrats on getting that on and rockin but as a serious question, whats the deal with not being able to find a decent looking black female off craigslist? There are dozens of freaky foul white broads posting and replying to get their toes sucked and ears nibbled on but i can't meet a down to earth black chick. I live in the south in a backwards ass town so it's not extremely easy to meet sisters or maybe i just dont have game like that anyways good lookin on the blog like i said. 1


FIRST OF ALL YOU GOT ME STUCK MY NIGGA...I MEAN THE FIRST HALF OF THE QUESTION SOUNDS LIKE YOU TRYIN TO CALL UP A PRO, AND THE SECOND HALF SOUNDS LIKE YOU LOOKIN FOR AN ERYKAH BADU BITCH TO GO TO POETRY SLAMS WITH. WHICH ONE IS IT?

IM SORRY TO SHATTER YOUR DREAMS MY NIGGA BUT THERES NO BITCHES ON CRAIGSLIST THAT ARE LOOKIN FOR DUDES TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH, AND THERES NO BLACK BITCHES ON CRAIGSLIST THAT ARE "DOWN TO EARTH" HOOKERS. HOOKERS ARE HOOKERS MY NIGGA, THEY COME THROUGH, BLOW YOU, YOU BEAT, AND THEN THEY BOUNCE (A COUPLE DOLLARS RICHER AND SMELLIN LIKE EMBARASSMENT.) SO THEY DOWN TO FUCK (FOR CASH), NOT DOWN TO EARTH.

THE REASON THERES NO FEMALES ON CRAIGSLIST THAT ARE UP TO PAR IS BECAUSE:

A- BITCHES DO THE CHOOSING MOST OF THE TIME BECAUSE MOST NIGGAS ARE WILD SHERM AND BE CHASIN, AND

B- ITS FUCKIN CRAIGSLIST MY NIGGA! IS THERE ANYTHING IN ANY CATEGORY THATS UP TO PAR ON CRAIGSLIST? UNLESS YOU'RE AN ART STUDENT FROM WISCONSIN TRYING TO MOVE TO WILLIAMSBURG THERE AINT SHIT FOR YOU ON CRAIGSLIST.

IF YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN THERES GOTTA BE A "BIG CITY" SOMEWHERE NEAR YOU WHERE YOU CAN MEET A BLACK BITCH MY G...I FEEL YOU AND I DONT FEEL YOU, BEING FROM NEW YORK ITS OD BASIC AND BORING TO SEE A JAPANESE BITCH MAKING OUT WITH AN ARAB DUDE ON THE TRAIN NEXT TO A BLACK BITCH WITH 3 WHITE BABIES AND ONE CHINK THATS ALL HERS. I GUESS YALL NIGGAS AINT THERE YET. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GO SOMEWHERE WHERE THERES MAD BLACK PEOPLE...AND I MEAN AN EVENT, DONT JUST GO TO YOUR NEAREST BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD AND KICK IT THERE LIKE YOUR NAME IS RAHMIQ JAMAL JENKINS, CUZ NIGGAS WILL FUCK YOU UP OR BE CONFUSED AND AVOID YOU. GO TO A SHOW OR A CLUB THATS MOSTLY BLACK PEOPLE AND JUST KICK IT AT THE BAR, OFFER TO BUY A BLACK BITCH A DRINK. THIS IS COMPLETELY FOREIGN TO THEM CUZ MOST BLACK NIGGAS FEEL LIKE GIVING A BITCH A TICTAC IS TRICKIN. THIS WILL LEAD TO CONVERSATION AND UNLESS SHORTY IS NOT AT ALL INTO WHITE DUDES YOU MIGHT COULD PROBABLY GET LAID. UNLESS YOU HAVE 0% G WHATSOEVER. BY 0% I MEAN YOU PEE ON YOURSELF OUT OF NERVOUSNESS. JUST PRETEND YOU TALKING TO YOUR COUSIN AND DONT TRY TO SOUND "DOWN" JUST BE WHITE MY NIGGA, IT'LL BE REFRESHING FOR THE BITCH CUZ IF SHE HAS GOTTEN HIT ON BY WHITE DUDES THEY WERE PROBABLY THE ILL WIGGER SPECIMEN. YOU'LL PROBABLY FAIL UDDDDD TIMES IF YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN AND FINDING A DOPE BLACK BITCH IN A MOSTLY WHITE SOUTHERN TOWN THAT WONT IMMEDIATELY LAUGH IN YOUR FACE IS LIKE ME FINDING CHRIS BROWNS LAMBO THAT HE BEAT RHIANNA UP IN AND HE'S IN IT CRYIN TALKIN BOUT "YO YOU COULD HAVE IT MY MAN *SOB* HERE'S THE PAPERS *SOB* I DONT WANT IT NO MORE" BUT DONT GIVE UP, YOU MIGHT WAKE UP NEXT TO SANAA LATHAN ONE DAY AND BE LIKE "THANKS MERO!" (IN YOUR HEAD CUZ IF YOU SAY THE SHIT OUT LOUD SHE'LL GET NERVOUS)

THIS IS ALL ASSUMING YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT REGULAR BITCHES. IF YOUR TALKIN ABOUT HOES THEN REFINE YOUR SEARCH FROM "HOES" TO "BLACK HOES ONLY" AND SEE WHAT YOU GET. BUT YO, AS A JOKE ME AND MY NIGGAS USED TO SMOKE L'S AND CALL UP THE UGLIEST HOOKERS ON CRAIGSLIST, SUFFICE TO SAY WE MADE ALOTTA CALLS.