NIGGAS ARE FUCKIN WIMPS

YO SON WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS JUST ON TWITTER LISTENIN TO "BUDDY" ...YOU KNOW WHATS TRENDING? "20CUTESTFOLLOWERS"...NAHMEAN YOU # THAT SHIT AND THEN @ YOUR "20 CUTEST FOLLOWERS"

YO FIRST OF ALL THATS SOME MYSPACE SHIT B. REMEMBER MYSPACE? NIGGA THAT SHIT IS A DIGITAL GRAVEYARD THAT SHIT IS LIKE HUNTSPOINT.COM/STRUGGLESLOGIN.PHP RIGHT NOW B...GO ON MYSPACE, THE ONLY PEOPLE ON MYSPACE ARE CRACKHEADS THAT JUST GOT A COMPAQ OUT THE BASURA AND SHITTY BANDS AND BITCHES THAT LOOK LIKE EVANDER HOLYFIELD BUT ARE REALLY NIGGAS TRYNA CONVINCE YOU THAT ITS OK THAT THEY HAVE A DICK AND YOU SHOULD WIFE EVEN THOUGH THEY ON CRAIGSLIST SUCKIN DICK FOR $40.


ANYWAY THATS NOT THE POINT OF THIS THE POINT OF THIS IS THAT MYSPACE STARTED THAT SOFT SHIT WHERE YOU COULD WRITE SOME CORNY ASS SURVEY SHIT LIKE "WOULD YOU KISS ME?" AND SHORTIES WOULD INBOX YOU LIKE "YES ;)" AND THEN YOU ALREADY KNOW SO YOU HIT THEM UP LIKE "YO COME OVER AND WATCH "THE LAST SAMURAI" WITH ME" WHICH IS CODE FOR "COME OVER AND SUCK MY SWEATY DICK IN THE DARK AND LEAVE MAD AWKWARDLY." THAT SHIT IS OD SOFT B. THE INTERNET MADE NIGGAS THAT WAS SCARED TO TALK TO FEMALES NOT SCARED TO TALK TO THEM CUZ THEY WASN'T EVEN REALLY TALKIN TO THEM! NIGGAS WAS SITTIN HOME WITH BANGBROS OPEN IN ANOTHER WINDOW WRITIN OUT SURVEYS AND SHIT MAD VIRGIN STATUS. NIGGAS WAS PLAYIN GAMECUBE B. NOT GETTIN NO ASS PLAYIN ZELDA MAD HYPE PLAYIN THAT LIL FLUTE SHIT AND THEN TOM FROM MYSPACE CAME AND JUST BECAME NIGGAS ELECTRONIC WINGMAN. THAT SHIT IS CHEATING B.


WHEN I WAS COMIN UP YOU HAD TO HAVE YA SHIT TOGETHER AND HAVE THAT G POPPIN OR ELSE YOU WASN'T GETTIN NO PUSSY UNLESS YOU WAS AT A PARTY AND NIGGAS WAS RUNNIN TRIZ AND YOU JUST JUMPED IN IT LIKE A DIRTBAG STRUGGLING NIGGA. JUST JUMP BEHIND THE LINE AND PIPE SOME BITCH THAT LOOK LIKE BEANIE SIGEL HAD A BABY WITH COREY BAXTER. YOU SO HYPE YOU KISS THE BITCH AND ALL THAT AFTER SHE DONE SUCKED 13 PAIRS OF ETHNIC BALLS. SMFH AT YOU B...ANYWAY, THOSE NIGGAS IS THE NIGGAS THAT GET TO ACQUIRE PUSSY NOW CUZ THE INTERNET MADE TALKIN TO FEMALES EASIER THAN PISSIN OFF A BRIDGE AND HITTIN THE WATER.


THAT SHIT ALSO DEVALUED PUSSY B CUZ NOW A NIGGA SUCH AS MYSELF THAT GOT OD SWAG AND CONFIDENCE FEELS LIKE AROD DRINKIN HGH SMOOTHIES HITTIN A BALL OFF A TEE WITH A CRICKET BAT MY NIGGA. I'M NOT GONNA FRONT I JUMPED ON MYSPACE AND DID THAT SURVEY SHIT ONCE, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? MY GIRLFRIEND FOUND OUT I WAS FUCKIN 38 BITCHES BEHIND HER BACK AND SHE CRASHED MY CAR INTO A TREE AND PISSED ON MY PILLOWS (SHE URINATED ON MY PILLOWS MY NIGGA THAT WASN'T A LITERARY DEVICE.) SHE ALSO POURED A 2 LITER OF GINGER ALE (OR IT COULDA ALSO BEEN PISS IDK) IN THE DRAWER WITH MY KNITS. BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE NAHMEAN THE POINT IS NIGGAS THAT ACTUALLY HAD SOME TYPE OF FLOW WAS TURNIN DOWN PUSSY LIKE CRAZY.


SO THEN AFTER YOU LOCKED IN WITH WIFEY AND YOU GOT YA KIDS AND SHIT LIKE THAT AND YOU NEED TO GO BACK IN TIME FOR JERKIN ILLZ PURPOSES YOU THINKIN LIKE "YO WHY DIDN'T I FUCK TAISHA B? SHE TEXTED ME "I WANT YOU TO CUM ON MY TITS PAPI" AND I TEXTED HER BACK "I OVERSLEPT" AND TURNED MY PHONE OFF...YO MYSELF, WHY DID YOU DO THAT MYSELF? THAT BITCH LOOKED LIKE THIS...AND SHE DID THAT SHIT STRIPPERS DO WHERE THEY DO SOME CRAZY BACKFLIP AND LAND WITH THEY MOUTH ON YOUR DICK. SO BASICALLY ALL THE BITCHES I AIN'T FUCK WAS CUZ MYSPACE MADE PUSSY FEEL LIKE WATER. YOU GO RUN YA FAUCET LIKE CRAZY CUZ YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU DON'T EVER REALLY FEEL LIKE YOU GONNA RUN OUTTA WATER NO MATTER WHAT JAY-Z SAYS ABOUT NIGGAS IN AFRICA. SO THANKS TOM, YOU MADE EVERY NIGGA WITH CREEPY RAPE SWAG ABLE TO OBTAIN CHEEKS AND YOU MADE MY EX GIRL PISS ON MY BART SIMPSON ICEBERG KNIT. FUCKIN ASSHOLE.

FAMOUS NIGGAS ARE FUCKIN DICKS.

THIS IS THE TYPE OF BITCH THAT STILL GOT LIPSTICK ON HER TEETH IN 2011 B.

YO SO I WAS CHILLIN READIN THE INTERNET THE OTHER DAY AND I SAW THE SHIT ABOUT ARNOLD SCHWARZJODJNERGGER HAVIN A BABY BY SOME OTHER BITCH AND I WAS LIKE "OH SHIT THIS NIGGA IS WILD" THEN I WAS LIKE "MAYBE NOT B CUZ HIS WIFE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THESE NIGGAS" TRUTHFULLY THE NIGGA WIFE IS WACK B SHE LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR SQUIRREL WITH A SWOLE UP JAW. SO I CAN UNDERSTAND THE NIGGA WANTING SOME SIDE PUSSY. BUT GUESS WHAT? THIS NIGGA DIDN'T JUST GET SOME SIDE PUSSY B, HE GOT SOME SIDE PUSSY AND GOT SHORTY PREGGAETON!! NIGGA WHO ARE YOU? USHER? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GET YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT? WHAT A FUCKIN DICK B. RIGHT WHEN THIS NIGGA IS TRYNA MAKE A COMEBACK THIS BITCH COMES OUT WITH THIS WILD SCANDALOUS SHIT.

THE FUCKED UP PART IS THIS BITCH IS THE WACKEST BITCH IN HER COUNTY PROLLY. BITCH LOOKS LIKE EVERY NOSEY PUERTORICAN NEIGHBOR I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE!! THAT BITCH LOOKS LIKE THE 50SUM YEAR OLD RICAN SPANISH AUNT THAT COMES TO THE PARTY WITH ONE OF THEM FAKE BUN HAIR PIECES AND CRAZY TRANNY MAKEUP SWAG AND GETS WILD DRUNK AND DANCES WAY TOO CLOSE TO YOU. THEN SHE GETS WILD HORNY AND STARTS TELLIN YOU HOW SHE USED TO SUCK DICK IN 1962 AND SHE BEEN DYIN TO SUCK A DICK FOR YEARS ETC ETC. BITCH I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU FUCKIN TITO PUENTE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE BITCH YOU SMELL LIKE JEAN NATE AND SOFRITO! OH YOU JERKED OFF ROBERTO CLEMENTE ONCE? THAT'S COOL NOW GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE BEFORE I PUSH YOU DOWN SOME STAIRS YOU OLD ASS BITCH. I JUST GOTTA SAY THOUGH IF YOU DO LET ONE OF THESE BITCHES SUCK YOUR DICK DO NOT FUCK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES B, THE ONLY NIGGA THAT SHOULD EVER HAVE TO WITNESS A 1/2 CENTURY OLD PUSSY IS A GYNECOLOGIST.

NAHMEAN THIS IS SOME FUCKSHIT THOUGH CUZ YOU RICH ARNOLD! YOU RICH NIGGA YOU WAS THE TERMINATOR YOU FUCKIN STUPID ASSHOLE! YOU PROLLY STILL SPENDIN CONAN MONEY!! YOU REALLY COULDN'T JUST GET A HO? HOW REGULAR NIGGAS GOT MORE DISCRETION THAN FAMOUS NIGGAS B? THIS GOES BACK TO WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABOUT EARLIER HOW FAMOUS NIGGAS BE DOING WILD ASSHOLE SHIT LIKE THAT SHIT WON'T BE ON TMZ IN 12 MINUTES AFTER YOU DONE DID IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE THOUGH? NOT ONLY DO THESE FAMOUS NIGGAS FUCK BITCHES WITH NO REGARDS FOR THEY MONEY...THEY FUCK THE WACKEST BITCHES!! DAMN SLIME IF YOU GONNA PUT SEVEN FIGURES ON THE LINE AT LEAST DO IT FOR SOME GOOD LOOKIN MODEL PUSSY B, I WAS EXPECTING THE BITCH ARNOLD WAS FUCKIN TO LOOK LIKE THIS NOT LIKE BARBARA WALTERS FAT PUERTO RICAN COUSIN.


OTHER FAMOUS NIGGAS WHO FUCKED WACK BITCHES.


JOHN EDWARDS: THIS FUCKIN JERKOFF NIGGA WAS FUCKIN THIS MAMMAL WHILE HIS WIFE HAD CANCER G!! THATS HARD!! YO MY NIGGA IF YOU GONNA FUCK A BITCH WHILE YOUR WIFE HAS CANCER CAN SHE AT LEAST BE AN 7.5? THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE A SITCOM MOM 10 YEARS AFTER THE SITCOM GOT CANCELLED WHEN SHE'S LIVIN IN IOWA MAKIN METH IN HER GARAGE B. PURE FUCKERY. HOMIE YOU ARE A WELL KNOWN POLITICIAN AND UNLIKE 80% OF POLITICIANS YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BALD TROLL. YOU COULD PROBABLY GET PUSSY INCOGNITO ANYWHERE B. JUST PUT ON A FAKE MUSTACHE AND A HAT. THEN THIS NIGGA MADE SEX TAPES AND GOT THE BITCH PREGNANT? COME ON B YOU DON'T DO THAT YOU FUCKIN DICK, THAT'S TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF EVIDENCES B. THATS WHY YOU LOSIN WILD HARD RIGHT NOW. NIGGA IS PROLLY THE MANAGER OF AN IHOP IN WISCONSIN AND GETS 0 RESPECT FROM HIS EMPLOYEES CUZ EVERYTIME HE TRIES TO PUT HIS FOOT DOWN THEY BRING UP THAT CANCER WIFE CHEATING SHIT LIKE "STFU WHITE DEVIL".


TONY PARKER: AIGHT IMA KEEP IT G, THE BITCH HE WAS FUCKIN WITH WASN'T ACTUALLY WACK BUT NIGGA YOU WAS SWIMMIN IN EVA LONGORIAS GUTS B. YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGGAS PROLLY JERK OFF TO SHORTY? IF YOU GOT A WIFE NIGGAS JERK OFF TO YOU SHOULD PROLLY NOT CHEAT. UNLESS YOU GONNA CHEAT WITH ANOTHER BITCH NIGGAS JERK OFF TO...BUT THAT'S NOT WHY HE LOST, THIS NIGGA LOST CUZ HE AIN'T EVEN FUCK SHORTY!!! NIGGA WAS SENDIN SOME BITCH ASS TEXT MESSAGES ON SOME GAY JUNIOR HIGH SHIT!!! YO FAM, IF I'M CHEATING ON MY WIFE I'M NOT SENDIN NO FUCKIN TEXT MESSAGES BESIDES "WHERE R WE FUCKIN 2NITE?"...NIGGAS GOT NO TYPE OF PUSSY GATHERING SWAG, YOU SUPPOSED TO ACQUIRE THE PUSSY IF YOU GONNA SAY GAY SHIT IN A TEXT. THAT SEXTING SHIT SHOULD BE A LAST RESORT B LIKE PULLING THE GOALIE TYPE SHIT NAHMEAN NIGGAS IS GOIN ALL IN TO OBTAIN THE PUSSY. THIS NIGGA WROTE THE BITCH A DIGITAL NICHOLAS SPARKS NOVEL AND AINT EVEN GET AN HJ!! YOU FUCKIN LOST B. AND YOU LOOK LIKE A MARSUPIAL SO YOU LOST³...I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD, MY NIGGA ARE YOU NOT IN THE NBA? NBA PLAYERS GET MAD PUSSY!! EVEN POPEYE JONES PROLLY GOT MAD ASS!! IF YOU IN THE NBA YOU OPEN YOUR LOCKER AND THESE BITCHES FALL OUT ONTO YOUR DICK WILLING TO SUCK IT AND NOT TELL NOONE IN EXCHANGE FOR A HONDA. YOU'RE A FUCKIN WORM TONY.


USHER: THIS NIGGA WENT FROM FUCKIN CHILLI WHO WAS THE ONLY BITCH IN THE WORLD THAT COULD GEL HER BABY HAIRS ONTO HER FOREHEAD AND STILL GIVE ME A BONER, TO FUCKIN SOME BITCH THAT I'M PRETTY SURE CLEANS UP FOOD TRAYS AT JACOBI CUZ I SEENT HER, TO SOME OLD BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE A LIBRARIAN IN A MOVIE ABOUT A NIGGA WHO CAN'T READ AND MAKES FRIENDS WITH A LIBRARIAN CUZ HE GOT NO MOMS. THE BITCH IS LIKE THE BOSS OF SOME SHIT AT DEFJAM. I THINK HER JOB IS TO FALL ASLEEP EVERYDAY LISTENING TO R&B IN AN OFFICE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. I COULD BE WRONG...ANYWAY THIS NIGGA CHEATED ON ALL THESE HOES AND IS THE WORST OUTTA ALL THESE NIGGAS CUZ HE'S BEEN CONSISTENTLY DOWNGRADING HIS BITCHES EVERY COUPLE YEARS. I UNDERSTAND THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A BLACK BABY OSTRICH BUT I'M SAYIN...YOU'RE USHER NIGGA! YOU'RE A MULTIMILLIONAIRE R&B FUCKIN STAR NIGGA!! ARE YOU STUPID?! THIS NIGGA IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON MORE PUSSIES THAN AN ED HARDY SHIRT!! FUCK ARE YOU DOIN NIGGA?! IN LIKE 5 YEARS THIS NIGGA IS GONNA BUMP IN TO TYLER PERRY DRESSED AS MADEA AND START SINGIN THIS SHIT.


SO YEAH THIS IS ANOTHER AREA IN WHICH I CAN HELP YOU FUCKIN STUPID RICH ASSHOLES B. HIT ME ON THE TWITTER OR SOME SHIT B @THEKIDMERO...I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO LIVE LIFE RIGHT AND KEEP YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT LOOKIN HEALTHY.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THIS RAPTURE SHIT B

DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS ALREADY? THE WORLD IS NOT GONNA FUCKIN END ON SATURDAY B GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT. IF THE WORLD ENDS ON SATURDAY IMA PUNCH JESUS IN HIS FUCKIN FACIAL FOR THAT SHIT CUZ MY SON AIN'T IN THE NBA YET AND I'M NOT RICH AND I DON'T HAVE A WRITING JOB WHERE I WEAR MY PAJAMAS TO WORK AND WRITE 3 FUNNY THINGS THEN GO HOME AND SMOKE WEED TILL MY LUNGS COLLAPSE. I HAVEN'T "ARRIVED" YET SO IF THE WORLD ENDED SATURDAY I WOULD BE FUCKIN TIGHT B DEAD ASS. WHO IS WORRIED ABOUT THIS SHIT B? YOU NIGGAS NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER SON FOR REAL CUZ I'M OVER HERE LIVIN LIFE AND I GOTTA EXPLAIN TO LITTLE NIGGAS THAT THE WORLD IS NOT GONNA END CUZ NIGGAS LOOK TO ME FOR ENLIGHTENMENT AND SHIT LIKE THAT. I SEEN A OLD LADY TALKIN ABOUT THIS SHIT ON THE TRAIN LIKE IT WAS SOME REAL TRUE SHIT.

YOU KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN SATURDAY? IMA WAKE UP, EAT SOME BREAKFAST, WATCH LIKE 5 EPISODES OF LOST ON NETFLIX, FALL ASLEEP, THEN WAKE UP 5 HOURS LATER AND DRINK BEERS. THERE IS NOT GONNA BE NO WORLD ENDY TYPE SHIT GOIN ON. THE NIGGAS THATS PLANNING TO MASS SUICIDE THEYSELF ARE GONNA FEEL LIKE ILL FUCKIN DICKS WHEN THEY MERK THEYSELF AND SUNDAY COMES AROUND MAD BASIC LIKE NO BIG DEAL. GUESS WHAT NIGGA, WORLD IS STILL HERE. MY KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS WILL CROAK 5 TIMES BEFORE THE "END OF THE WORLD" B. Y'ALL NIGGAS WATCH TOO MANY MOVIES. THE ANCIENT MAYAN AZTECS WHATEVERS THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS GONNA END AND THEY SACRIFICED ALL THE CUTE BITCHES EVERY YEAR CUZ THEY THOUGHT IF THEY DIDN'T GOD WOULD FUCK SHIT UP. THAT'S WHY ALL MEXICANS LOOK LIKE THIS NOW. CUZ THEY FUCKED UP THE GENE POOL NIGGA AND ALL THE BAD BITCHES GOT THEY TITS CUT OFF AND LIT ON FIRE WHILE NIGGAS PRAYED TO A DODO BIRD & SHIT LIKE THAT.


LETS MAKE A BET

IF THE WORLD ENDS SATURDAY I'LL GIVE YOU A CASSETTE COPY OF "N.O.R.E" I GOT (IN THE AFTERLIFE THOUGH CUZ WE FINNA BE DEAD)

IF IT DON'T END HIT ME ON THE TWITTER @THEKIDMERO SO I CAN SMACK YA FUCKIN FACE ONTO YOUR CHEST FOR BEING A FUCKIN SCIENTOLOGIST IDIOT NIGGA.




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MY NIGGA WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

YO SO AT FIRST I HAD NO IDEA WHO THIS NIGGA WAS BUT THEN I DID SOME GOOGLING AND FOUND OUT THIS FUCKIN DUMB ASS WAS ABOUT TO BE THE NEXT FRENCH EMEPEROR OR WHATEVER LIKE THAT. MY NIGGA IF YOU CONTROL ALL INTERNATIONAL MONEY (I THINK THAT'S WHAT HE DOES) AND YOU BOUT TO BE THE KING OF FRANCE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RAPE SOME PUERTO RICAN HOTEL MAID THAT WOULD PROLLY SUCK YOUR DICK FOR THE MONEY IN YOUR BACK POCKET (WHICH IS PROLLY LIKE 8 STACKS IN EUROS)??? WHATS REALLY GOOD WITH FAMOUS NIGGAS RAPIN BITCHES? ACTUALLY, WHATS GOOD WITH FAMOUS NIGGAS DOING WEIRD SEX SHIT PERIOD? KOBE RAPED A BITCH, THE KUNG FU NIGGA HUNG HIMSELF JERKIN OFF IN WOMENS UNDERWEARS, THIS FRENCH NIGGA RAPED A BITCH, MR. CEE GOT HIS DICK SUCKED BY A TRANNY THAT LOOKED LIKE LEVAR BURTON WITH GEORGE CLINTON HAIR EDDIE MURPHY FUCKED A TRANNY AND NOW HE CAN ONLY DO CARTOON VOICE MOVIES...DON'T YOU NIGGAS UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE FAMOUS AND IF YOU FUCKIN EAT A COOKIE IN THE SUPERMARKET AND DON'T PAY FOR IT, ITS ON CNN AND THE BITCHES FROM THE VIEW TALK ABOUT THE SHIT FOR 45 MINUTES AND WHOOPI GOLDBERG CALLS YOU A SCUM ASS NIGGA? YOU CAN'T DO REGULAR NIGGA SHIT LIKE DO DRUGS IN PUBLIC PLACES OR RAPE BITCHES OR STEAL CARS/HAVE DOGFIGHTS. NO CELEBRITY CAN DO ANY OF THAT SHIT (EXCEPT DMX).



I'M ABOUT TO START A PR FIRM WHERE FAMOUS NIGGAS CAN COME TO ME AND BE LIKE "YO I'M INTO WEIRD SEX SHIT B I NEED YOU TO COVER MY TRACKS" I'M ABOUT TO CORNER THE MARKET B, THE KUNG FU NIGGA COULDA CAME TO ME AND BEEN LIKE "YO MY NIGGA-SAN I LIKE TO WEAR FREDERICKS OF HOLLYWOOD SHIT AND CHOKE MYSELF WHILE I JERK ILLZ" THEN I WOULD BEEN LIKE "AIGHT LEMME GET YA ROOM KEY JUST IN CASE YOU KILL YASELF" THEN WE SET A TIME FOR THE NIGGA TO CONTACT ME IF HE'S NOT DEAD AND IF HE DON'T I GO IN THE ROOM AND STICK A HEROIN NEEDLE IN THE NIGGA ARM AND THROW THE PANTIES IN THE GARBAGE. SO THAT WAY IT LOOKS LIKE HE OD'D AND NIGGAS AINT TWEETING "IM AT THIS NIGGA @KUNGFU FUNERAL RIGHT NOW IF HE WAS ALIVE ID TELL HOMIE #NIGGAYOUGAY" THEN #NIGGAYOUGAY TRENDS AND EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DIED WEARING STOCKINGS AND HIGH HEELS PLAYIN WIT YA LITTLE SHRIMP ROLL.

IF THIS FRENCH NIGGA WOULDA USED MY SERVICES IDA TOLD THE MAID "YO MA SHUT THE FUCK UP DON'T CALL CHANNEL 12. YOU BOUT TO CAKE OFF HEAVY TRUST ME, WE GON SETTLE THIS OUTTA COURT ON THE LOW AND THIS NIGGA IS GONNA GIVE YOU OD EUROS" AND SHE WOULDNA SAID SHIT. HER CHECKING ACCOUNT BALANCE WOULD BE "$OD.00" AT ALL TIMES AND THIS FRENCH CORNBALL COULDA STILL BEEN THE KING OF MONEY. SAME SHIT WITH THE BITCH KOBE RIZNAPED. IF YOU ARE A FAMOUS NIGGA LIKE EDDIE MURPHY AND YOU WANNA GO PICK UP A TRANNY AND GET YA DICK SUCKED BY A MAN WEARING PANTIES (WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT NIGGA SMH) I'LL RIDE IN THE WHIP WITH A BLINDFOLD ON AND IF YOU GET KNOCKED I'LL TAKE THAT CHARGE B NO HOMO. THAT WAY YOU CAN BE LIKE "YO HE DID IT! THAT'S DISGUSTING! I WOULD NEVER FUCK A NIGGA DRESSED AS A FEMALE WITH A DICK!" THEN YOU PAY ME LIKE 100G'S PER SUSPECT MANEUVER OR WHATEVER WHATEVER AND IF I DO JOINTS YOU GOTTA KEEP MY COMMISSARY ON MEGA OD DOLLARS AND IMA BE IN LOCKUP STYLIN ON NIGGAS WEARIN GUCCI HITOPS WITH AN IPOD PLAYIN THIS SHIT WILD LOUD ONEA THEM IPOD BOOMBOX SHITS & SHIT. EATIN STICKS & WHITE CASTLE SLIDERS SMOKIN ASIAN WEED AND GETTING CONJUGALS WITH THIS BITCH.

DONT STEAL MY BUSINESS IDEA B I'LL FUCK YOU UP.

HUSBANDS AND WIVES

YO LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT HUSBANDS AND WIVES B.

YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE YOUR BITCH/NIGGA ALL THE TIME 24/7 B. YOU SUPPOSED TO WANNA SMACK YOUR WIFE/HUSBAND AT LEAST ONCE EVERY 2 MONTHS. I DON'T WANNA HEAR SHIT ABOUT HOW HAPPY YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS AND HOW EVERYTHING IS ALL GOOD AND NIGGAS IS SITTIN WATCHIN MOVIES YOU BOTH LOVE EATIN NESTLE FLIPZ AND NOT GETTIN FAT AND JUST LOVIN LIFE WHILE YOUR KIDS IS PAINTING MASTERPIECES AND READING ABOVE GRADE LEVEL. THAT'S WASSUP NIGGA WRITE A SCREENPLAY. THAT'S A LIE LIKE "KIM KARDASHIAN DOESN'T LIKE BLACK DICKS" NIGGA. SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA COMPROMISE AND WATCH SOME CORNY SHIT WHERE JENNIFER ANISTON FALLS IN LOVE WITH SOME SUCCESFUL WHITE GUY AND MAKES STUPID FACES AND FALLS DOWN, SO THAT YA WIFE WILL WATCH "HUMAN CENTIPEDE" WITH YOU AND NOT THROW UP OR SAY "YOU'RE FUCKIN DISGUSTING".

IF YOU'RE ONE OF THESE "PERFECT" COUPLES GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE B THAT SHIT IS WILD GAY. IF YOU'RE A MAN AND YOUR WIFE HAS NEVER TOLD YOU SOME SARCASTIC SHIT IN A "NIGGA YOU'RE A DICK" TONE THEN THAT BITCH IS SUCKIN WILD BEEFS BEHIND THE SCENES. IF YOU NEVER TOLD YOUR WIFE "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUPPPP" THEN YOU'RE A CLOWN ASS NIGGA AND SHORTY IS RIGHT NOW HOLDING HER ANKLES WHILE SOME NIGGA WITH A DICK 60% BIGGER THAN YOURS IS DOIN DIAMOND PUSHUPS IN SHORTY PUSSY. THAT SHIT IS GOING "FPHBRRAT...FPHBRRAT...FPHBRRAT...FPHBRRAT..."...YOU UPSET?

OBVIOUSLY IF YOU THROWING HANDS WITH YOUR WIFE THEN THATS NOT POPPIN AND Y'ALL NEED TO BREAK UP, BUT GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE WITH THAT "WE NEVER FIGHT WE DISCUSS THINGS" SHIT NIGGA. THAT'S A LIE OR YOU 15 YURS OL AND THAT DON'T COUNT. MATTERFACT IF YOU UNDER 25 AND DON'T HAVE KIDS YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS BULLSHIT NIGGA, SORRY! SORRY TO EXPLODE YA WHOLE DREAMS NIGGA BUT Y'ALL ARE GONNA BREAK UP OR FORCEMARRY AND GET DIVORCED AND HAVE DRY OVARIES FORESHER OR HAVE KIDS THAT HATE YOUR WHOLE GUTS TO DEATH AND HI FIVE EACHOTHER WHEN THEY PULL THE PLUG ON YOUR LIFINGTON.

FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR PERFECT SITUATION NIGGA CUZ THOSE PERFECT NIGGAS BE THE ONES THAT EXPLODE ONE DAY AND STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH A SCREWDRIVER OVER SOME RED LOBSTER BISCUITS CUZ HE CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE...AND THAT PERFECT BITCH BE THE ONE THAT'S SO TIRED OF YOUR SHIT THAT SHE NEEDS TO GET POWERFUCKED IN HER ANAL REGIONS BY THREE LINEMEN FROM THE CAROLINA PANTHERS. ASS TO MOUTH, ANAL GAPING AND ALL THAT NIGGA!! ...I KNOW THAT MADE YOU JUST CALL YOUR WIFE RIGHT NOW LIKE "BITCH WHERE YOU AT?!"


SO YEAH B, THINK ABOUT THE LAST TIME YOU SAID SOME SHIT ABOUT YOUR SISTER IN LAW AND YOUR WIFE WAS LIKE "NIGGA STFU"...IF IT WASN'T WITHIN THE LAST 4 MONTHS THEN GO GET TESTED.

THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKSHIT?

YO SHOUTOUT TO MR.AOK FOR BRINGIN THESE TO MY ATTENTION BEFORE I ACTUALLY SAW A NIGGA WEARING THEM IN REAL LIVING AND SLAM DUNKED HIS WHOLE FACIAL INTO A PAPER SHREDDER.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKSHIT MY NIGGA? WHO INVENTED THESE? THIS SHIT REMINDS ME OF THOSE TOE SOCKS THAT BITCHES WEAR THAT MAKES THEIR TOES LOOK OD FAT LIKE LIL SMOKIES. SHIT MAKES MY PP SAD B. WHY DID NIGGAS TURN THOSE INTO FUCKIN GROSS TOE AIRMAXES? IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN A NIGGAS FEET? TRY THIS, NEXT TIME YOU FUCKIN A BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS AND YOU ABOUT TO BUST THAT SWIFT BABYPIPE NUT, THINK ABOUT YOUR GRANDPAS FEET AND SEE IF THAT DON'T PUT AN EXTRA 30 MINUTES ON YA NUTCLOCK....THATS HOW YOU KNOW THERES NOTHING WORSE THAN LOOKIN AT A NIGGAS FEET AND THIS JUST MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT LOOK AT NIGGAS FEET.


FUCK THIS FOR REAL BUT I ALREADY KNOW THIS SHIT IS GONNA BLOW CUZ CROCS BLEW UP AND THOSE SHITS ARE LESBIAN BABYSITTER MARINE BIOLOGIST SHOES. NIGGAS WAS IN A DESIGN MEETING AND WAS LIKE "WHAT EVERYDAY OBJECTS CAN WE MAKE A PAIR OF SHOES LOOK LIKE?" THEN THE NIGGA THAT CAME TO WORK HIGH SAID "A DRAINBOARD"...THEN THEY WENT AND MADE CROCS AND EVERY ASSHOLE DICKHEAD FUCKFACE YOGA STUDENT SCRIPT SUPERVISOR IN CALIFORNIA COPPED 6 PAIRS. THEN THOSE SHITS WENT VIRAL AND IT WAS A WRAP.